Chapter 710: The important thing about a daughter and a wife is that a married man with a daughter cannot avoid it(1/2)
"Well..." Princess Chengye thought for a while, frowned slightly and explained slowly: "Don't look at their giants and stars, but only hip-hop will be able to keep their own minds. It's just a little...
The royal family of the Giant tribe, each generation searches for women to marry from other planets. After finding them, they will do very abnormal behavior. In order to take genetic genes for themselves, they do not want their spouse's excellent genes to fall into the hands of other races. They will kill everyone on the planet where the bride was born, leaving no genes behind."
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Current news showing live broadcasts are playing on screens on both sides of the road.
In front of the camera, Hanao anchor holding a microphone raised his head and looked at the huge disc-shaped spaceship hovering above his head in the low altitude of Edo.
"Did everyone see it? The giant clan who suddenly appeared in Edo and the huge spacecraft that is now entrenched in the low altitude of Edo. Who are they? "
On the other side, outside Edo Castle, after listening to Princess Chengya's explanation, Shinbaji said in surprise: "What?! Little Big is going to destroy the earth?! Why? Is it because we are not well-received? Is it because our family members are too verbose?"
"That's not the case..." Princess Chengye just smiled awkwardly.
"I originally thought I was here to meet my father-in-law, but I came to destroy the earth. I thought I was a rich son-in-law, but I wanted to smash our planet!"
Looking at Shinbaji with a constipated expression in front of him, Princess Chengye hurriedly turned around and said, "Anyway, I will report to my brother immediately and ask him to dispatch the shogunate army."
"Not over there..." Shinbaji spoke silently, then turned around and left slowly, "What should be stopped is not those giants, but the ones that are really terrifying are not some giants, but... Sorry, Mrs. Jiang Hua, today's affairs cannot be interfered with."
After saying that, Shinbaji turned off the tablet in his hand and stuffed it into his arms.
On the other side, Jiang Cheng and the other two stood on the roof like Ackerman, with a dark face and silent look at the big spaceship above their heads and just kept silent...
Looking at the landing giants in formal clothes who suddenly jumped down one after another from the spacecraft, the Hana anchor who was very dedicated and still performing a live broadcast quickly towards the microphone and continued to explain: "Ah! Have you seen it? The army of giants in formal clothes fell from the sky!"
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
The giants in black suits, who had landed on the ground, damaged the ground so much that they had to sort out their suits and tie, and came to Xiaoda, who was wearing white suits.
Sitting on an oversized chair, she opened her mouth with sunglasses.
"Everyone on earth, on behalf of the giants, I would like to thank you. I sincerely thank you for giving us the most perfect bride. Cheer, after this wedding, the people on earth can share eternal prosperity with our giants!"
As he said that, the little big boss picked up a pink bed placed on his legs and slowly stood up, walking towards the huge cross that had just been made by the giant. If you look closely, you will find that Kagura was still asleep on the bed in the little big boss's hand with a snot bubble hanging on it.
"How about all of us?" Xiaoda, who stopped, looked at the cross in front of him and continued softly, "I wish you a grand wedding to both of us."
"Is this a wedding ceremony?" Hanao anchor holding the microphone exclaimed, "The giants actually destroyed the streets as their wedding scene! Ah!"
The Hana anchor suddenly discovered something again, it was Kagura in Xiaoda's hands.
"That's... an Earth girl! An Earth girl was caught by giants!"
At this time, the middle-aged giant wearing a priest's costume and holding a Bible slowly spoke: "Then, please swear, please take care of her, regardless of health or illness, and keep her loyalty unswervingly."
"I swear." Xiaoda spoke.
"I didn't expect that the bride at this wedding was actually that girl!"
"Please swear that you will love and cherish him, whether you are healthy or sick, and you will remain loyal."
"She has sworn before." Xiaoda spoke.
"Then please exchange the kiss of oaths next."
After the priest finished speaking, Xiaoda couldn't wait to raise Kagura in his hand and pouted and leaned towards Kagura.
"Ah! The charming girl's purity is about to be ruined in her two huge lips!"
I have to say that Huaye anchor is really dedicated, no, no, now is not the time to say such things.
Seeing Kagura getting closer and closer, Xiaoda was secretly happy: [Kagura, in this way, your strong genes belong to me! It is enough for me to be the only one in your eyes!!]
But at this moment, a certain glasses appeared handsomely, flew over and kicked the priest and stopped him loudly, "Wait for me!!"
The priest who was kicked in the head by Shinbaji from behind fell unsteadily and took away the purity of his own prince (lips).
boom!!
The little big guy who was thrown to the ground and released Kagura pushed hard at the priest who had lost consciousness in front of him.
"Wait for Father! You can't do this! I don't have that special hobby! Father! Father--!!"
At this time, Shinbaji walked forward slowly and said slowly: "Xiaoda, I'm very sorry, Kagura Jiang can't leave it to you, you are not qualified to be Kagura Jiang's boyfriend."
Looking at Shinbaji's serious expression, Xiaoda grabbed the bed carrying the sleeping Kagura on the ground and stood up.
"You bastard, what did you do to this sacred wedding and my first kiss!" Xiaoda clenched his fist and cursed angrily.
"It's so regretful," Shinbaji continued slowly, lowering his head, "You have stepped on the feelings of all of us to monopolize Kagura-chan alone, and want to take away our most precious things."
"It's all your business! Go and do it!"
"Can you understand?" Xinbaji's voice became a little louder, and then he clenched his fists, and a little unbearable appeared on his face: "The baby girl who is as big as a pearl in her palm was caught by a wild boy from somewhere. However, despite this, she still chose to greet her with a smile for her daughter... The mood of that bald father...!
Can you understand?!
I let go of my daughter who has always cherished and protected her. Since she was the man she chose, she believed it unconditionally and even wanted to entrust the sword of responsibility to him... The fatherly mood of the white-haired father...
Can you understand?!
Although I didn't live together, I ignored it in the nearest place and was worried that she hoped to keep watching her and protect her growth. After learning that Kagura, who was like a daughter, had a boyfriend, even though she was at a loss, she forced herself to look away just to have a good chat with the man she chose... Nitt's father's mood...
Can you understand?!
Even though I was extremely lonely, I was willing to swallow my tears for Kagurachan's happiness and forced my face to smile and complain. The mood of that father's glasses!!"
"There is one dad on the left and the other on the right, what are you? It's really unpleasant to talk about the love of young people!!" After expressing this discomfort, Xiaoda jumped onto the lifter that had just landed from the spacecraft, "Since you can't let go, then I'll help you cut it off!"
Xiaoda, who slowly took off, pointed his tribe members on the ground and gave an order, "Before the wedding, kill all the annoying monkeys on the earth, and sacrifice them! Offer sacrifices for our wedding! The whole army will attack!!"
After saying that, countless giants fell from the spacecraft.
"Ah! The giants jumped off the mothership one after another! This situation is like the end of the world!"
"By bye! Dads! Your lovely daughters are about to become my Lord's people!"
After saying this arrogantly, Xiaoda suddenly felt something falling on the back of his head. He touched the back of his head in confusion and continued, "Hey? I don't seem to be preparing for the rice scattering ceremony..."
At this time, Xiaoda realized that the blood on his hands was actually there! At the same time, the crowd on the ground also discovered an unusual phenomenon above his head.
"This is... blood rain?! It's not the rice that fell from the sky, but the bright red blood rain! Ah--! It turns out it's the blood of a giant! It turns out that it's not the attacking giant, but the sinking giant!!"
Xiaoda, who was about to rise into the spaceship in the air, looked at the tribesmen who were still falling around him who had lost their neck and consciousness, and felt very bad.
"How...how is it possible!"
"It's unhappy? Then it's unhappy." Shinbaji on the ground pushed the body on the bridge of his nose, and then raised his head calmly, "Men want to monopolize women's possessiveness and genes' monopolizes. Men are such unhappy creatures. But at this level, it's not worth mentioning than fathers' monopolizes who "don't want to hand over their daughter to anyone"!"
...
Xiaoda, who had already ascended into the spaceship, saw the tribesmen who had already been ggled on the ground and Jiang Cheng and the very kind-hearted grinning standing there covered in the blood of their own tribesmen, instantly protected Kagura and took a few steps back in fright.
"Oh, boyfriend, I really look at you with admiration," Gintoki praised, "I didn't expect that you would even snatch Kagura from the earth. If you want to take someone else's baby daughter away, you really have the courage to destroy one or two planets."
"Yes, whether you are married or married to a daughter." The Lord of Xinghai took over the words lightly.
"You...!" Xiaoda trembled with a stern look, "Do you want Star Wars for a daughter?"
"What stupid things are you saying?" Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled slightly, "It's just that the father of the bride on our planet needs to attend the wedding. You didn't invite him... we just came by ourselves, and we have prepared a rice sacrificial ceremony for you that may have forgotten to prepare."
"That's to say," the master of Xinghaifang took the speech disdainfully, "Who would do that for a yellow-haired girl? Big (mature) adults wouldn't do that."
Gintoki took the call and said, "If you want to take it away, take it, but..."
"I'll wait until you become a polite adult!!" × 3
boom!!
Xiaoda, who was hit on the head by the three people's brain hammers, vomited blood directly, and then smashed through the bottom of the spacecraft, screaming and falling to the ground.
"It's really, I've been doing it for so long." Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly and turned around first.
"But I finally said a few words of what the adults should say." After saying this casually, Gintoki slowly turned around.
"Yes, we are also outstanding adults."
As he said that, the master of Xinghai also turned around and left with Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, but suddenly, the three of them who realized something at the same time stopped at the same time.
"Ah, I forgot that there is still Kagura." ×3
At this time, a pair of fair hands grabbed the hole that Xiaoda bumped out, and stared at the three of them with their eyes shining with thief, Kagura emerged from the hole.
boom!!!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" ×3
The three people who fell down at the same time fell into the river and made a loud clamor.
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House of Everything.
"Wow! Wait a minute!" Looking at Kagura walking in from the entrance with an oversized envelope, Shinbaji hurriedly made a sound to stop him and asked, "Where did this huge letter come from?"
"This is the letter Aru that Xiaoda sent to me after returning to China." As he said that, Kagura put the envelope on the table, "You can read it too."
"Huh? Did that prince send it?" Shinbaji looked at the envelope in front of him in panic, "Is it okay? It's not a declaration of war or something? What if I come to grab Kagura again? Yinsang? Jiang Chengsang?"
"Xinbaji, please reply!" Gintoki, who was wrapped in bandages and only his eyes were left, quickly spoke.
"You must be happy! I will always bless you! / The little girl is vulgar, please take care of her."
To be continued...