Chapter 703: Remember what the art teacher said, color is malleable.
It was still so hot that it was a midsummer that made people collapse. A bald man who was jealous of his wife being able to chat with his daughter all day long, wearing a gray long gown that wrapped his whole body tightly, with only the part of his head mostly exposed, walked slowly on the streets of Kabukicho with an umbrella.
"Although Kagura always says she is fine, isn't it really important?" This bald uncle, who is different from ordinary people, always frowning, kept muttering in a low voice, "Even if there is no problem now, if you live for a long time, will it cause some hidden dangers to your body?"
At this moment, a male voice with a slutty voice suddenly came from the side.
"Hey, look at that."
Hearing the sound, the master of Xinghai Fang turned his head and looked over, and saw a pair of gangsters with dark skin who looked slutty and looked at him jokingly.
The boy laughed and said, "That uncle, he holds an umbrella even though it is not raining."
"It's better to have more sunshine and do more photosynthesis for your head, right?" The girl wearing heavy makeup reminded with a playful look with her eyebrows raised.
At this time, the master of Xinghai Fang finally couldn't hold it back and took the girl's hand forward.
"Hey!! What's wrong with you two? Your whole body is burnt!"
Asked in such a panic.
"What are you doing? Uncle!" The boy pushed away the owner of Xinghai House and asked unhappily.
"You cheer up!" The master of Xinghai Fangfang replied with a serious expression, "I will call an ambulance for you right now!"
Looking at the owner of Xinghai Fang, the black-skinned gangster couple finally turned around and ran away in panic while shouting at the police.
At this time, the expression of the Lord of Xinghai was getting more and more serious as his mood.
[This planet is indeed very dangerous! If Kagura stays on this planet, one day... her whole body will be scorched! With a scorched boyfriend, she will have a new life in her belly! In the end, there is no way to hold a charred wedding with her belly.
But in a few months, the marriage life became charred (divorce)! The abandoned single mother had no choice but to do anything, and sat in a charred (irregular) shop with a charred (irregular) work, and finally even her heart became charred (losing hope means breaking oneself)...]
The master Xinghai Fang, who had already thought of the burnt Kagura's suicide, left only the burnt suicide note after he committed suicide, could not calm down after all.
"I absolutely don't allow you!! Dad will definitely not allow you to be scorched!!" As he said, the master of Xinghaifang ran quickly, "Continue to stay in this place, everything will be charred! I still want to send you to other places! Before everything about you is scorched..."
At this moment, a young man suddenly heard the shouts of a young man from the street.
"Father over there, our products are being tried for free."
The Xinghai Housekeeper who stopped, took the opportunity to look over. He saw the young man in the shop on the side of the road holding a can of spray, spraying into the air and then saying, "How is it? Try it, just spray it with the top of the spray head and it will become charred."
The next moment...
"Unforgivable!!" The charred Xinghai Housekeeper stared at his big blood-stained eyes, clenched his fists and ran angrily: "The only thing that needs to be charred is dad's head! Enough! Dad's hair is already enough! It should be enough? Whether it is life on earth or dad's hair, is it enough? Hurry up and say goodbye to such a place!"
However, as soon as the words were finished, the owner of Xinghai Fang suddenly noticed something from the corner of his eyes, and at the same time he slowly stopped and looked at the shade of the big trees not far from the corner.
Seeing Kagura standing with his hands behind his back against a big tree, Xinghai Fangzhu felt a little relieved when he saw him facing a boy of similar age who was probably only a little taller than him.
[That's... Kagura? It's so good, it seems that it hasn't been roasted black yet.]
However, before the Xinghai Pavilion Master could relax for a while, he suddenly found that the boy took out a letter "To Kagura" from his pocket and handed it to Kagura.
"Please...please accept this..." the boy said shyly.
"Hmm?" Kagura took the envelope and took it in his hand and looked at it with some confusion.
"It's okay to reply next time..." After saying this very hard, the boy turned around and left slowly.
"Hey..." Kagura raised his hand to stop him, but before he could say anything, the other party had already walked away.
Looking at the boy walking away, Kagura looked down at the envelope and asked in confusion: "What is this?"
As he said that, Kagura took out the letter from the envelope, took it in his hand and read it softly:
""Give Kagura Chan, I have cared about you very much since I saw you for the first time. Although I have always played with you as a male friend, I can no longer suppress this feeling. Please date me. My heart has been roasted black by the scorching love..."
Of course, what Kagura would not know was that at this time, two people were also roasted to black at two intersections not far away.
One is the bald man just now, the other is Jiang Cheng who just came back from buying the game...
...
coax!!
The safe "nothing" Wanshi House was suddenly attacked by Taobai's electric poles, and it was still two Taobai.
"I said—! What is this?! What exactly happened?!"
Hearing the noise, Shinbaji hurriedly ran out and shouted in panic.
Yin Shin-sitting in the office chair with his hands in his arms, a solid telephone pole was inserted on each side of his head.
"HaSang, I asked you to get me a spoon," Gintoki, who stared at the dead fish's eyes, spoke without any effort or carelessly. "Since I'm giving me such a big spoon, I'll give me a large portion of pudding, no, two. After all, I've given two spoons."
"No, just eat that."
"As your last supper, Gintoki."
Two men (Singhai Fangzhu and Jiang Cheng) stepped into the living room at the same time.
It is worth mentioning that the expressions and movements of the two were surprisingly similar, they were ready to rub their hands, gritting their teeth, and the veins on their faces were leaping.
"Jiang Chengsang! The owner of Xinghaifang Sang!" Xin Baji was surprised.
"Alala, aren't this Odosan and his uncle?" Yin Shikyu got up slowly, staring at the dead fish's eyes and walked up lazily, "If you want to come, make a call in advance. I have only prepared an extra pudding. Ah, one is enough."
As he said that, Yin Shikyu reached out and slapped the master of Xinghai Fang's forehead, "I'm here to bring Odosan, Puchi Pudding!"
(pucchin pudding, a Japanese brand of pudding.)
The master of Xinghai Fang was unhappy in an instant, and burst into blue veins and said angrily: "Whose head is Puchi Pudding!"
Gintoe complained: "What kind of anger you get when you come? Didn't you just say the puttsun pudding wrong? It's too rude?"
(puttsun pudding: TAMA-shaped pudding.)
"I don't want to be taught a lesson by someone pointing at someone else's head and talking about pudding!"
"Get out of the way! TAMA pudding!" Jiang Cheng, who finally couldn't bear it, took off the owner of Xinghai, grabbed Yinshi's collar, and gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "Hey, you bastard, you are fostering your lovely niece (the future daughter) here. How did you take care of her?"
"What is TAMA pudding?! Are you talking about my head? Are you talking about my head?!" The owner of Xinghai Fang pushed Jiang Cheng away, "That was my line just now! What does the future daughter in the brackets mean? What do you bastard want to do?!"
"Shut up, you can't take care of the useless bald guy on both sides! Go and die quickly and leave all Sister Jiang Hua and Kagura to me!"
"Hey! Let's say it! Finally, let's say it! Not only your disgusting wish, but also said it's bald! Stinky brat! I will definitely kill you together today!"
"Come and try it! You TAMAATAMA!"
"What does TAMAATAMA mean?! Do you want to die?! Do you really want to die?!"
"Hey, what's wrong? Did you find a place to argue?" Gintoki dug his nostrils with his little finger, staring at the dead fish eyes that were useless to complain about the sound of rotten dead fish canned.
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and the owner of Xinghai took action at the same time, and at the same time jammed Yin Shi's neck.
"Before that, you have to go to hell first! Bastard!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and said hatefully, while his hand strength was a little uncontrollable.
"I said, you bastard, no matter how poor you take care of it, there should be a limit, right?" Xinghai Fangzhu gritted his teeth, his facial expression could no longer be controlled, and his hand strength could not be controlled.
Ignoring Gintoki, who was already rolling his eyes when they were lifted into the air by the two, Shinbaji suddenly got something and asked, "Is there something wrong with Kagurachan?"
"I'm back~"
While shouting, Kagura also walked into the living room. After seeing the master of Xinghai and Jiang Cheng, he smiled and waved: "Ah! Dad! Uncle! You two are here! Long time no see~"
"God, Kagura..." The Lord of Xinghai Fang who let go of Gintoki was filled with panic expression on his face because of Kagura's arrival.
Similarly, Jiang Cheng's expression also showed a little panic.
Kagura said happily: "It just so happens that Aru, I have good news to tell everyone Aru."
"No! I don't want to listen!" The master of Xinghai covered his ears and closed his eyes and said unbearable.
"Kara, hey... wait... hey... don't... you..." Jiang Cheng's pupils were trembling, his hands were filled with rejection.
"I got a boyfriend Aru." Kagura smiled innocently with scissors hands.
In contrast, the personality of Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu has been completely ruined by this sentence.
[Wait... Wait!] The Xinghai Housekeeper stared at his eyes that were about to burst out, opened his mouth wide, and his face was full of fear and sweating, thinking, [It was not that he received a love letter but that he had a boyfriend directly...]
[Boyfriend...oh?boyfriend?What is that?What is that?What is boyfriend? How do you write a few words about boyfriend? Oh?oh?oh?
Jiang Cheng's head was completely messy and he was stunned.
"I'm going to go on a date tomorrow, what should I wear?" Kagura exhaled like a girl and walked slowly towards the attic stairs beside him...
Chapter completed!