Chapter 700: Hey, die to die for fraud... No, no, can you come to my funeral?
"Please! You squeak Kagura-chan--!"
Listening to Chengye's unbearable cry in his ears, Kagura, who was lying on the hospital bed, had an idea: [With this! I can be resurrected by the opportunity to talk to me!]
Thinking of this, Kagura was delighted, and then hurriedly turned his face and said at the same time: "I..."
However, as soon as I said it, I was stopped by the general understanding of the elbow hitting my neck with an elbow that I came to the bed and found the right time.
"Yeah, what?"
While pressing his elbow hard on Kagura's neck to stop him from making noise, Masato's ears were erected while pretending to be molded and nodding from time to time.
"So that's it, that's it."
【Good... So painful...】 Kagura, whose breathing became uneven, thought in pain, [What exactly does this guy want to do?]
"I've got her wish, Your Highness."
Zong Wu said this to Princess Chengye.
"Really?" Princess Chengye said in surprise, holding her hands.
"Yeah." Zhong Wu nodded without changing his expression.
At the same time, Kagura slowly closed his eyes under the constant torture of the general enlightenment, and his consciousness gradually fell into a coma.
The last sentence Kagura heard before he fell into a coma was what Changzuo said to everyone...
"Start the funeral preparations soon."
"Some things can only be conveyed to real friends."
Jiang Cheng sighed like this, and at the same time, he put the incense money just now into his chest quietly.
"Isn't it said that we adults seem to have no effect at all."
Gintoki also sighed softly, and at the same time, he quietly reached out his hand to compete with Jiang Cheng for the money for Kaixiang.
【You bastard!】×2
Jiang Cheng and Yin Toki refused to give in. No one knew how long the dispute would last.
...
In the darkness, Kagura, wearing a white and elegant white cheongsam, slowly opened his sleepy eyes full of confusion, and the doubts in his little head followed one by one.
【Ah? Where is this? Ah? Can't move, can't make a sound, am I... asleep stupid?]
Just as Kagura was confused as if he was sleeping, a small skylight was suddenly opened above his head, and some dazzling light slowly shone in.
Looking at the soft-looking Jiang Cheng's head with the small skylight suddenly exploring, Gintoki, who had a relaxed expression on his face, and Shinbaji who had forced his sadness, Kagura felt puzzled.
【Um?】
"I look peaceful." Gintoki closed his eyes and sighed softly.
"What stupid things are you saying?" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura with gentle eyes and replied softly: "It's a face that is as energetic as usual. Even now... it's very energetic."
"That's right..." Gintoe shook his head and changed his mouth, "This guy probably got there like usual, as energetic as usual..."
"Karao Jiang..." Shinbaji couldn't help but sobbed again.
[What are these three guys doing?]
"It's ready." The voice of a kind old man suddenly came from the side.
Jiang Cheng raised his head and replied with a gentle expression: "Then let's go..."
【Hey? What? Where to go?】
squeak--
While the door was slowly opened, the guards with solemn expressions whispered at the same time, standing outside the door on both sides of the road.
Under the leadership of the guide who was riding on the horse slowly moving forward, Kagura... No, the coffin where Kagura, which carries the love of countless people, was slowly lifted up towards the auditorium.
In formal attire, Jiang Cheng, Yue Yong, Gintoki, Shinbaji, the family members led by several people and Kagura's acquaintances slowly followed the coffin with a heavy expression.
At this time, the Kagura, who was being carried in the coffin, finally noticed something, and his expression became a little worse.
【What is this? What is this annoying feeling? Could it be...】
After seeing the white and black words "Your Highness's friend, Kagura's farewell ceremony" on the door just passed by, Kagura's conjecture was confirmed!
【My funeral has begun-!】 Kagura exclaimed in his heart that something was wrong, and he collapsed and thought, 【And it is a state funeral level--!】
Princess Chengye, who also changed into dark formal clothes, followed Kagura, with tears at the corners of her eyes and handkerchiefs in her hand still making soft sobs, which proved Princess Chengye's grief for Kagura's sudden shit.
"Your Highness the Princess."
Zong Wu, who was following aside, comforted softly: "She must be very happy now, and she can send her away with such a big ceremony."
The moment he heard the voice of Zhongwu, Kagura was shocked: [Difficult... Could it be...!]
"And you can also bathe in the sun that has been burning to this day." As he said that, Zong Wu pressed the ultraviolet switch in the sun-drying salon-shaped coffin in his hand. "I must be very happy to sleep in the sun-drying salon-shaped coffin to the underworld."
Kagura was "baked" by the dazzling and scorching ultraviolet rays illuminated by the dense ultraviolet lights on the inner wall of the coffin.
【That guy...that guy...discovered!!!】
...
In the grand and solemn funeral venue, Kagura's coffin was placed at the front of this spacious venue.
At the top is the photo of Kagura laughing at the camera, which was cut from the OP.
The monks from famous temples sat in front of him and recited scriptures lightly for him. Behind him were the people who came to see him farewell.
"Namo Amitabha...Namo Amitabha..."
With a muffled sound of knocking on the bowl, the monk's chanting work ended here, and the family members' turn to deliver speeches.
Perhaps because Jiang Cheng was sobbing (on the surface) that he could not speak, his mother-in-law, as the elected representative, slowly came to the microphone.
"Care you a little bit... You are the only real relative here, right?" Yue Yong comforted Jiang Cheng, who was holding Kagura's portrait and wiping tears that could not stop with his other hand.
"Hug...sorry." Jiang Cheng replied sobbingly, then wiped his tears and stood up, raised his head and looked forward with complicated eyes.
"Everyone, thank you for taking the time to attend this funeral."
The mother-in-law Dengshi's expression was heavy and she bowed gently to the front.
"With so many relatives and friends who can come to her funeral, the child should be at ease if he knows about it. Yes, she is like her smile, a child who hates gloom.
So please send her away with a smile at this last moment. This must be...the best farewell gift."
After the mother-in-law finished speaking, she slowly took two steps back. Jiang Cheng turned the portrait in his hand to Yue Yong and walked forward slowly.
After taking a deep breath, Jiang Cheng lowered his head and bowed.
"Thank you..." After saying thank you, Jiang Cheng slowly stood up and continued with a soft expression: "For that child, this may be what she wanted to say to everyone who came. When he came to this strange planet, he unknowingly walked away so many bonds. At the last moment... Looking back on his life on Earth for so long, the child must be satisfied because of meeting you."
"Jiang Chengsang..." Shinbaji murmured, then turned his face away with a little unbearable feeling and sobbed quietly.
"This child is happy every day on Earth. Because of everyone's sake, he must feel happy. So... thank you again."
Jiang Cheng lowered his head again, and his shoulders couldn't help but tremble gently.
"It's enough..." Yue Yong gently pulled Jiang Cheng up, comforted her softly, and then whispered forward to everyone with a gentle look: "Next, please place the farewell flowers in the coffin in turn, and finally say goodbye to... her."
The moon chants are falling, and the parting of offering flowers and farewells has arrived.
The first person in Zongwu walked forward slowly with a flower in his hand.
Looking at the silent Zongyu standing in front of the coffin holding the flowers, Shinbaji murmured softly: "Okita Sang..."
Looking at the back of Zhongwu who could not stop trembling with his shoulders, Kondo closed his eyes and said with emotion: "Zhongwu, this is the first time I have seen him show such an expression. He obviously quarrels when he meets. There is no difference between human beings when he loses a good friend and when he loses a quarrel that he hates to each other..."
Kagura, who was unable to move in the coffin, looked at the words "black" written on his face, and couldn't stop laughing. He opened his eyes wide and cursed in his heart.
【You are a girl-!!】
"How is it like lying in the coffin?" Zhuo Wu asked casually, and at the same time he adjusted the intensity of the ultraviolet rays in the coffin, and continued calmly: "I hope you can bathe in the sun when you are in the Huangquan, so I specially prepared a sun salon-shaped coffin for you."
【It's burned to death!! It's about to burn!! What are you thinking? Let me go out now!]
"I understand, you don't need to say anything, I understand all your gratitude."
【Who will thank you!】
"You pretend to be sick just to confirm whether the boss and the others care about you, right? Then you also pretend to be sick, just pretend to be dead, so that you can see the nature of a person better. Don't worry, you can't move for the next half day and you can't make any noise. Your dead look is absolutely in place! Don't have too few opportunities to see your funeral with your own eyes~ You should be grateful to me."
As he said that, in Kagura's horrified gaze, Zhong Guo put the flowers in, and then continued:
"If the boss really cares about you, you will definitely find out. But by that time, you might have been nailed into the coffin or burned in the kiln. But this is also your own fault. If you want to hate, you will hate you for your stupid choice to pretend to be sick."
After saying that, Zong Wu turned around and covered his mouth and pretended to be sad and slowly left.
Chapter completed!