Chapter 694: The ending of the civet cat will always be seen through!(1/2)
"Damn it!" Kondo was trying to make a move while pretending to be angry, "In this way, there is no way to leave this store! What should I do!"
As he said that, Kondo looked up at Gintoki, who had no expressions, and continued, "Do you have to play here? You sinister shop owner!"
"No, you're hindering my business, can you get out?" Gintoe replied lightly.
"Yes, right!" Kondo seemed to have suddenly thought of something, turned around and looked at A Miao and suggested: "Anyway, I have to play. Miss A Miao might as well go with me too! I'll treat you!"
"Hey?" A Miao showed a little embarrassed expression, "But I just want to thank you..."
Hearing the sound, Kondo hurriedly replied, "Then it's a gift, let's take a walk with me for a while!"
A Miao smiled politely and replied, "Of course I am willing to stroll with you..."
【That’s great!!】Kondo was delighted.
"But if it's money..." A Miao's face showed a little bit of difficulty, and she wanted to speak but stopped.
Gintoki, who was standing by, spoke very promptly to pick up Amio and said, "Amio, don't let the man raise his head. At this time, you can give the stinky man a good face. Don't worry, I will give you a couple special offer."
Looking at the price list of three gears raised by Gintoki: "Single dog: 200 yuan, couple: 300 yuan, cockroach: 6,000 yuan." Kondo instantly complained: "It's too much for cockroaches to be faced! As a result, it still didn't charge according to the couple's special price!"
"There's no way~" Gintoki's shoulders were cowardly and replied naturally: "As the saying goes, finding a cockroach means having thirty cockroaches."
"That's at home! Are you planning to charge thirty pieces?!"
"If you don't want to, go to another house," Gintoki looked indifferent, "But Ah Miao will be waiting for Kagura here."
Kondo said indignantly: "Bastard, I actually made my feet sticky with cockroach stickers and couldn't walk!"
"But in contrast, our family has goldfish and shooting, all of which are available." Gintoki continued, "It can allow you to taste the flavor of the festival, which is a theme amusement park. It will definitely not let you suffer."
[There is no other way! This is also to be able to enjoy this festival date with Miss A Miao!] Kondo (forced to) made a decision in his heart, and then turned around and asked A Miao behind him, "Then, Miss A Miao, why don't we shoot."
"Okay~" A Miao closed her hands and showed a smile on her face, "I miss it so much, it's very good."
Looking at A Miao's appearance, Kondo silently settled a certain (intentional) determination (delusion) heart: [Look at me! I must lock Miss A Miao's heart into the cockroach house like a cockroach through this date!]
"Miss Yueyong is also looking forward to it?" A Miao smiled and looked at Yueyong who would arrive on the side.
"Well..." Yue Yong nodded gently.
"Hey?" Kondo was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong, who were wearing a cat mask, who had arrived behind him expressionlessly, "You..."
"Oh! Captain!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said hello very well, "The remaining twenty-seven are too shy, so we are the only two of us!"
"Let me see, the price of the raccoon cat should be..." Gintoki said while writing on the price list, but when he just wrote a 1-Min, he was about to write a zero, but Jiang Cheng's sandals stepped on his face.
"What are you talking about? We are all subordinates of the captain!"
"No, no matter how you look at it, they are two kinds of creatures," Gintoki said, covering his bleeding nose, "The raccoon cat and cockroach are two kinds of creatures!"
"It's just a cockroach like a cat." Jiang Cheng continued casually with his hands spread out.
"What a joke, there's no such thing at all." As he said that, Gintoki started writing on the price list again, but was kicked in the face by Jiang Cheng again.
"We are all told that we are the captain's subordinates," Jiang Cheng put his arms around Kondo's shoulders very carefully, "Right? Captain?"
"No, I don't know you at all. The lady on your side looks familiar."
"Oh~ That's right~" Jiang Cheng lied naturally, "This one is the head of the eldest sister among the twenty-nine cockroaches. I just promoted it. It's normal for you to be unfamiliar."
"No, that..."
"Hahaha, stop talking!" Jiang Cheng smiled and patted Kondo's back to interrupt Kondo's words, then pointed to Yue Yong beside him, "Look? The tentacles on her chest are basically the same as yours. Don't doubt it if you are yours."
Three seconds later, looking at Jiang Cheng who was lying in the back of the blood pool, Yue Yong said lightly: "Look, his three tentacles are almost the same as cockroaches."
Kondo replied silently: "No, generally speaking, cockroaches only have two tentacles."
"Don't worry," Yue Yong took out the kunai again, "and he will be turned into two tentacles immediately."
Kondo:...
...
"Miss A Miao, do you have any prizes you like?" Kondo, holding a cork gun, asked, "I will shoot you beautifully!"
"Hey?" A Miao said in surprise, "Really? Then which one should I want?"
[Ah~ The mind seems to be washed away. Is this the legendary festival date?] Kondo thought so in his mind.
"Yue...No, Miss, do you have anything you want?" Jiang Cheng asked Yue Yong, who had a slightly blushing face.
"Ah, I..." Yue Yong was startled, and then she showed a little embarrassed, "Everything...everything...everything is OK."
[It's just that there are two cockroaches around me that are a bit unpleasant.] Kondo glanced at Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong on the side and thought to himself, [That's right, this raccoon cat shouldn't be the same as mine? I want to use a mask to confuse this sister of Yoshihara. Although I just said it would help me, I always feel something is wrong.]
[Don't worry!] Jiang Cheng gave Kondo a thumbs up quietly, [It will definitely not ruin your good deeds! Captain!]
[Well, forget it, since you said so...] Kondo nodded silently.
"Ah! I want that!" A Miao suddenly discovered something, then put away the telescope and pointed at the bottom, saying, "That handkerchief!"
"The little girl has a good vision~" she praised Gintoki below with her telescope, "That handkerchief is a famous brand, Michi~ Then, my boyfriend must aim well. The trick is to aim at the bullseye, and... let the bullet fly for a while."
Kondo, who was also standing on a high building and at least two hundred meters away from the shop below, instantly put away his gun and complained: "If you can fly, there will be ghosts! Don't treat all the guests participating in the festival as first-class snipers!"
"This is a special service for couples." Gintoki replied disapprovingly, "The purpose is to make the couples' inner distance and shooting distance into one."
"It's too far! I can't see you even though I'm so close!"
[Distance...?] Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng beside him, [Indeed... indeed, I feel this way occasionally, but it is obviously close but...]
"It's obviously a cockroach, but it's so fast to give up." Gintoki curled his lips disdainfully.
"Then you can try it by cutting that handkerchief!" Kondo retorted.
"Handkerchief?" Gintoe said in surprise, and then continued with some disdain, "Who wants you to aim at that kind of thing?"
"What?"
"Even if you hit that thing, you won't get the prize," said Gintoki, who picked up the telescope and looked at the shop in the distance again. "First of all, you must aim at the head of the shop owner, and shoot the head while he fainted..."
"Is the goods from other people's stores?" Kondo complained wildly, then held the cork gun and shouted excitedly, "This is not a shooting at all! It's obviously a robber!"
Gintoki replied seriously: "If you don't have the awareness of killing, don't use a gun casually."
"I'm quite happy to shoot your head with one shot!"
Jiang Cheng nodded at this time and looked at Yue Yong, who lowered his head and thoughtfully, and said, "Anyway, the rules have been understood, so let's start."
"Yeah." Yue Yong nodded gently.
"Hey, wait, do you really want to ejaculate that thing?" Kondo quickly persuaded, "No, right? That kind of thing is absolutely not possible?"
"Look at other people's boyfriends," Ginto spread his hands and shook his head helplessly, then picked up a cork gun and handed it to Jiang Cheng. "Sa, remember, please don't panic when you are caught by the police. If you have a better attitude towards confessing guilt, you may not be sentenced to death."
"Ah, this is not needed," Jiang Cheng politely declined the gun handed over by Yin Shi, and then pointed his umbrella at the store below, "We brought it ourselves."
At the same time, Yue Yong also found several kunai.
And, without any hesitation, the two of them took action.
A round of bullets and several kunai shot out in an instant, but it was a blessing that Kondo's reaction was relatively fast, so he pushed Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong away in an instant.
Therefore, the boss escaped.
"Hey, I said," Jiang Cheng, who rubbed his head and got up, complained: "What are you doing? Captain? I almost got the prize just now."
"Get your head! I almost sent my boss back to the sky just now!" Kondo clenched his fist and shouted angrily, "By the way, you are just a raccoon cat who only likes pranks! You just like pranks! You can repay your kindness too! No, I don't look forward to repaying my kindness, at least don't cause trouble for me!!"
(Cat Cat: A Japanese legendary animal that likes to play pranks and will turn into human form to repay kindness. However, whether it is to play pranks or do good deeds, the ending will always be seen through by humans.)
"It's so rude." Jiang Cheng spread his hands and said, "Please call me raccoon Sang."
...
On the street, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong were driven away slowly walked in front of one shop after another. After the short episode just now, they might be called some normal "shopping festival".
"Jiang...no, raccoon cat...sang." Yue Yong shouted tentatively.
"Hmm?" Jiang Cheng replied, "What's wrong? Miss?"
"No, nothing..."
Jiang Cheng asked: "It's the first time that my lady is visiting a temple fair like this?"
"Um."
"Well..." Jiang Cheng stopped and turned around to block Yue Yong's face. "I always feel that the lady is a little unwilling to let go. What's wrong? Is it because I'm nervous about going to the temple fair with the raccoon I saw for the first time? Or... Is it actually wanting to go to the temple fair with other raccoons?"
"No, my that's just..."
"That's it..." Jiang Cheng nodded lightly, then raised his head and looked at the night sky full of colorful fireworks. He paused for a while before speaking again: "Do you know? In fact, humans may have several faces, masks, etc., and sometimes even humans themselves cannot figure out whether they are wearing them or not. But..."
As he said that, Jiang Cheng looked down at Yue Yong, "Now you shouldn't have to care about that troublesome thing now, right? If you want to ask why, isn't there a mask in front of you? You don't need to think about the true and false things, just treat them as fake."
"What does it mean?" Yue Yong asked with a raised eyebrows.
"What does it mean..." Jiang Cheng put up his yukata sleeves, pondered for a moment, and then smiled and said, "It means that you can just enjoy it now."
"Hey?" Yue Yong was stunned for a moment, and then wanted to say something, but Jiang Cheng took the lead and grabbed it.
"Say, let's go."
To be continued...