Chapter 690: The key to a woman is not until the critical moment, and the man will never find out!
Jiang Cheng, standing on the river bank, looked at Gui standing against a man with his hands holding his hands against him, and was about to say something, but one of the members of Gui Yi's sects who were lying on the ground was discovered first and pulled to the ground.
"What are you doing? You guys?" Jiang Cheng, who was pulled to the ground, frowned and asked with some displeasure: "Are you planning to snipe the young wives who come to the river to wash clothes with your idiot leader here?"
"No, no! Your Excellency Jiang Cheng!" The patriot who pulled Jiang Cheng down quickly spoke and defended quietly: "We have never wanted to do that! But then again, will anyone really do that? Will there really be a beautiful and young wife on the bank of the river here come to wash clothes?"
"Idiot! Is that the time to talk about that kind of thing?!" Another patriot angrily punched the patriot in the head, then pointed to Gui and the man with a hair bun standing on the river bank below and continued: "Grandmaster Jiang Cheng! You are the only one who can stop Gui Sang now! Please! Stop him quickly!"
"No, I don't bother with the wig XP and so on. And I started from a young age and I have been asking him to change it now. I don't think it will be too smooth."
"It has nothing to do with XP or something!" The patriot complained, "It's the matter over there! That man! Did you see it? That man!"
"Wig...is there any interest in this?" Jiang Cheng murmured while pinching his chin, then nodded, "Yo Xi, I understand. I will definitely keep it secret and I will never say it out. Don't worry."
"Not that meant! Lord Jiang Cheng!" The patriot complained in a low voice, "Have you heard people talking? Didn't you just say it was confidential? Why did you start sending photos in groups now? Alas? This Gao... Gaozai... Is this Takasugi? Sakamoto... Is this Mr. Sakamoto? By the way, you have completely promoted Katsusang's shameful new XP?!"
"No, it's just within this range." Jiang Cheng put away his phone and said indifferently, "Other people will definitely not know, don't worry."
"This is it, it doesn't matter if this is it..." The patriot nodded subconsciously and said, but then he reacted again, "It's so big! How could it be okay! It's just a fabrication! Gui Sang doesn't have such XP at all!"
"Where is the evidence?" Jiang Cheng asked lightly, then glanced at the patriots beside him, "No matter how you look at it, it's not surprising that he has such a hidden XP on the wig."
"Where is your evidence?!"
"No, you are the evidence." Jiang Cheng replied naturally, "That fool... stupid... stupid... no, in the indifferent organization, can't even explain the problem?"
"Hisser Jiang Cheng, is it difficult to find us an adjective? By the way, you want to say idiots and silly, right?" A patriot said that he was very hurt, and then continued: "It doesn't matter if women are anything! We patriots who expelled the barbarians don't need women at all! As long as there is a country in our hearts, it's fine!"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and other patriots silently set a distance between him and the patriots. In short, it was... to isolate him.
"Hey, why have you retreated so far?"
Ignoring the patriot, Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "Look, if there is no woman, the problem will become so serious. In short, that person is no longer saved."
"It makes sense to say it..." A patriot lying beside Jiang Cheng nodded and analyzed slowly: "If you analyze it carefully, there are no women in our organization led by Katsura, Gintoki's Wanshi House, Sakamoto's quick support team, Takasugi's ghost soldiers, and more or less the leader has women around him. Katsurachi... they are all women around, and only Katsurachi... there is only a strange pet around him!"
"Do you understand?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, "You will not discover the importance of women until they are critical. Why do your anti-barrier activities always fail? Why can't you always appear in the mirror? Why are your scenes the same as none? Why are your hairstyle so old-fashioned? Why are you so ugly? Why are you all a group of idiots? This has no very, very indirect relationship with even a woman in the organization!"
"No, what you said later is just harming us, right? No matter how you hear it, it is not good, right? Does it really matter? Does the anti-barrier activities always fail to have such a big relationship with the lack of women?"
"Idiot!!" Jiang Cheng scolded with a serious expression, "Believe in your own judgment!"
"No, then what... I asked you just because I wasn't sure."
"You guys who don't even believe in yourself can do nothing! Remember it well! Idiots!"
"No, it doesn't matter at all? It has nothing to do with the topic just now, right?"
"Anyway, this is Yoshihara's discount coupon," Jiang Cheng took out a thick stack of discount coupons from his body and stuffed them into the hand of the patriot next to him. "Some things can only be understood by trying them yourself. When you can't get the answer from your heart, just practice them yourself. I believe..."
As he said that, Jiang Cheng stood up and slowly left in a certain direction. At the same time, he waved his hand and continued softly: "After trying it, you can always get the real answer. And more importantly, it is the answer you found yourself, not who told you, nor is it the answer that someone instilled in you... the real answer that belongs to you."
Looking at Jiang Cheng's back as he was getting farther and farther away, the members of the advocacy who held the coupons they received were thinking.
"Hey, what..." Braddy A asked, "I always think that the words of Your Excellency Jiang Cheng have profound meaning, but I also think something is wrong."
Patriarch B nodded: "It's completely different from the leader of our family, although it feels strange."
Patriarch C said, "But... I can only try it. Some things I don't try are just heard and I can't find the answer. Maybe you want us to understand this."
Patriarch A suddenly flashed his inspiration and knocked his hand: "So that's it! It turns out that Lord Jiang Cheng's words just wanted us to understand this! And he kindly gave these coupons to us who were not interested in women! What a good person! Yoxi! Then there is no way, we can only try it myself!"
"Oh!!" ×n
Jiang Cheng, who was slowly leaving, gently curled the corners of his mouth after hearing the cheers coming from behind.
[Simple-minded idiots... just come and contribute GDP to me! Discount? That's right, it's just a discount fraud with doubled the actual price of writing!]
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That night, there was such a group of stupid people... No, the expelled patriots were detained to Yoshihara because they didn't bring enough money.
Seeing Jiang Cheng taking a thick stack of banknotes from the man named Xiaojiang, he tweeted it a little, and then putting it in his arms naturally, Yue Yong next to him... his face was speechless except for being speechless.
"It's OK," Jiang Cheng said casually, then glanced at the young ladies Baihua who were lying on the side with only the patriots left with crotch pants, "Let them go."
"Hi! Jiang Chengsama!" Several young ladies Baihua responded and loosened the patriots and pushed them out.
"I've caused you trouble," the young player lowered his head and apologized, "I'm so sorry."
"It's okay, as long as someone pays the bill." Jiang Cheng replied casually, then glanced at Gui in women's clothes and heavy makeup on her face, showing a look of disdain, and a clear sound of stains appeared in her mouth.
By the way, the reason for Gui's outfit is that after hearing that his subordinates were detained in Yoshihara because they had no money, they specially changed into women's clothing and hoped to use their jobs to repay their debts or something.
"Young general, our clothes..." Patriarch A looked puzzled and wanted to speak but stopped.
"Ah, that," Jiang Cheng continued casually at this time, "the clothes are deducted by some of the money, but hasn't the crotch left for you?"
Patriarch B spoke weakly: "No, even if you say that... at least I will give us our swords...the souls of the warriors, and so on."
"Ha? Soul?" Jiang Cheng looked confused, then shook his head gently and said earnestly: "No, if you have money, you can go to the blacksmith shop to redeem that kind of thing? If you have more money, wouldn't it be enough to just replace it with a new one?"
"Did you fall into the money eye?" The patriot C finally couldn't help it, and he complained wildly with his eyes white, "By the way, did you just act it?! Did you take it directly?!"
"What's going on?" Jiang Cheng tugged his little finger at his ear, showing a bad look on his face. "If you don't have money, are you here? Why are you the victims? Or are you... just here to make trouble?"
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the young ladies Baihua took out their weapons at the same time and looked at the patriots with a bad expression.
"That's all." The young general raised his hand to stop it, and then lowered his head to Jiang Cheng again, "I'm so sorry, I've made so many troubles for you."
Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently and said, "It's OK, okay, take them back quickly, otherwise such a group of perverts wearing only a lolls cloth wandered on Yoshihara Street, and other guests would think there was some strange shop here."
"Isn't it your masterpiece?!" A certain patriot complained.
"Okay, go back." As he said that, the young general took off his clothes and left only his briefs. "If you feel ashamed, then I will be with you too. Don't worry, we are an organization and will never let one or a few people be misunderstood. Even if they are misunderstood as perverts, they will still be together."
Hearing the sound, the patriots were moved so much that they didn't know what to say.
Chapter completed!