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Chapter 668: Aojiao and Sick Jiao are only one word apart!

"Tu Fangsang! I decided to be killed this time! It hurts so much!!"

At this time, accompanied by a sound of a foreign object shaking up and down, the fourteenth sounded with a hint of impatientness and indifferent sound.

"Hmph, it's so boring." Shisi, who had just walked up to the side, snorted disdainfully, "If you can give such a hindrance, you will be given anything."

Looking at the pigtails... the one weighing about 200 kilograms, Jiang Zi and others had a solid expression, and they were just silent.

After about half a minute of touching, A Miao silently took two steps forward and patted Shishi's shoulders, and said softly...

"Thanks."

Fourteen instantly burst into tears: "Thank you, what do you mean by me? Hello!"

...

Looking at the Wanxuan group surrounding Jiang Zi and others, a scholar said lightly: "Who is coming? Could it be that... the lackey of the righteous government has sneaked into this street?"

At this time, Yinzi, who was standing behind Sisi, came to Shinbaji's ear and said deliberately: "Huh? Hachie, is that guy a lackey? I thought he had a pig in. It looked like TokyoX."

Hearing the sound, veins suddenly burst out on Shisi's face and grinned. Although he didn't look back, Shisi knew that the idiot behind him was talking about him.

"What is TokyoX?" Xinbaji was puzzled.

"It's the famous pig in Tokyo."

"No, that's not a pig, it's an evil ghost. That's Shishiro Toshiba, the deputy chief of ghosts." Shinbaji quickly corrected.

"Hey? Is that right?" Yinzi said in surprise, and then became sarcastic again, "That's not Shishiro, it should be TokyoX Shiro, right?"

"Who is XSiro?!" shouted Fourteen.

At this time, the chief patted Xzi's shoulder and comforted, "Well, be calm, Miss Ten(X) Shiro."

The veins on X's face burst out, and she pointed to the tone in front of her that turned into "TokyoXSiro♀" and said anxiously: "What is XSiro?! Why is only here the only one that has become Roman numerals?!"

Ignoring X-zi, who was shaking her fists so hard that she was trembling all over, the general turned around and timidly said to Yinzi: "Give him aside, boss. After X Shirosan became a woman, all the mayonnaise he had consumed so far seemed to have been released, and it turned out like this."

"It's a bad luck to become a woman," X Zi spat unhappily, "Why is it the only one who has become like this!"

"Don't take it to heart," said the ape next to him, holding his hands and comforting, "Aren't everyone the same? I'm also all the orangutans I have stored so far have been released. Don't look at me like this, the hair on my butt is so strong."

X Zi said wildly with her eyes and complained: "What the hell is the stored orangutan?! What nonsense is it with such a beautiful face?!"

"Yes, my son," said the general, taking advantage of the situation, "Girls always work hard in places where others cannot see them. If you want to lose weight, I will accompany you."

"That..." Jiang Zi pulled the corner of X Zi's clothes at this time, raised her face and looked pitiful, "Auntie, I'm hungry..."

Looking down at Jiang Zi's pitiful appearance, X Zi Pig... No, her mother's body suddenly rejuvenated, her expression also eased a little, and she said, "Even such a small little ghost was hit. Cut, wait, little ghost, I still have mayonnaise..."

Before X Zi could take out the mayonnaise on her body, Jiang Zi instantly cheered and clapped, saying, "That's great! You can eat mayonnaise-flavored barbecue!"

Looking at the vivid slogan on Jiang Zi's head, X Zi once again complained wildly: "So it's you?!"

The generals greeted the Wanxuan group members at the right time and said, "Yoxi, everyone, have grilled pork chops today."

In an instant, X Zi, who was tied up and placed on the barbecue rack, cursed with white eyes: "Are you two completely released by the S side that has been stored for a long time? Why did you bastard become a loli?!"

"Not a loli." Jiang Zi took out a book from her arms called "The Self-cultivation of Sick Loli", threw out her little face that looked extremely innocent, and said with a smile: "It's an arrogant loli~"

"No, you are definitely wrong! Arrogance and ill-gooded!" Xinbaji complained loudly and corrected, "Although it is only one word, the meaning is completely different! The character design is completely different! It's not cute at all! And then again, even if you don't learn it, it's okay! That's all!"

"In other words, do you want me to be yourself?" Jiang Zi picked up his hand and nodded.

"Not that meant!!" After just complaining about Jiang Zi, Shinbaji saw the Wanxuan group members who were happily preparing for a dinner together again, and once again burst into tears and complained: "What are you doing?! The shemale legion?! Is it time to do these things now?!"

The churchgods who watched a nonsensical performance said again, "If you dare to get in the way, kill you and the pagans."

"I'm sorry." The ape replied without hesitation, holding his hands, "In our opinion, you are pagans. We will no longer let you do whatever you want on this street!"

The next moment, all the team members of Wanxuan Group turned around and drew their swords at the same time and aimed the sword blade at Jiang Zi and others.

Ape: "You group..."

"...Pagans!!" All the teammen spoke in unison.

Looking at the Wanxuan group members who changed the camp instantly and rushed towards him instantly, Yinzi and Shinbaji were stunned at the same time.

Jiang Zi raised his head and looked at the sword blade that was twenty centimeters above his head. After thinking a little, he stood on tiptoe and stretched out his hand to pull the sword blade down.

"Don't worry, everyone of the Congluo God Cult." The ape said again, "The pagans who disobey the Congluo God Cult, let us Wanxuan Group arrest them."

"Huh—?!" Shinbaji exclaimed, and then suddenly thought of something again. He looked at the Wanxuan teammates in front of him in disbelief, "You must be...!!"

"I'm sorry." The chief clan explained faintly, "We have risen up to protect this street, but we are only protecting this street from being destroyed by you, the pagans. The country is ready to regard the Concave and Tuk God as the state religion."

"Why...how is this happening..." Shinbaji looked reluctant to believe it.

"So the superiors sent us to ban you pagans who violate the state religion." The general continued.

"You are so sad that you can't understand such a great teaching~" The ape sighed and shook his head, then turned around and continued to say to the congregations of the Concave and Convex Divine Church: "Before the matter is over, our Wanxuan Group will be optimistic about this group of pagans. So can you please give this matter to us?"

"Is that true? Comrade." A church member said, "I think the God of Concave and Convex must have seen your sincerity from heaven. Let us work with us to rectify the chaotic gender consciousness of this planet."

After speaking, the church members turned around neatly and slowly retreated.

Jiang Zi raised his head and looked at the blue sky, thinking in his heart.

...

In an open space surrounded by two buildings and a high wall, Jiang Zi and others looked bored at the two Wanxuan team team members who were hacking into the cameras in this area.

finally……

"Invasion is complete." A teamman put away his computer and continued to say to the ape, "this way, the surveillance probes in this area will be safe."

"Is that right?" The ape replied casually.

Yinzi, who realized this, pointed to the surveillance probe hanging high on the side and asked, "Hey...this is..."

The ape hugged his hands and explained slowly: "As you can see, all the surveillance probes on this street have been hacked by them. If you dare to take the suspicious actions like that before, they will arrive immediately. If they make a big fuss there just now, the entire earth should be the second Kabukicho."

"So what do you mean?" Yinzi asked indifferently, holding his hands.

The general replied: "In other words, if you dare to act rashly again, we will not be able to protect you."

"No, you have to make it clear. It's your idiot who is so stupid." Yinzi reminded.

"That's not wild shit! It's just lying quietly..."

Yinzi casually interrupted Xingzi's defense and said, "That's wild shit."

Shibingwei suddenly thought of something and asked, "You guys have been checking that sect since the beginning, right?"

X Zi put his hands in his pockets and replied slowly without looking back: "We received news that the wanted sects on a large scale were trying to make the earth's ideas. Although we learned that the group of people planned to use this street as a base, they did not expect that they used the "gods" so quickly. As a result, even we became like this."

"God?" The Ten Bingwei was puzzled.

X Zi slowly explained: "It is an artificial satellite floating in the universe and is located above the earth. That is the true face of the gods they believe in. In order to realize their teachings, the Concave and Tu Divine Cult has developed a special medicine that can control the balance of hormones in the human body. In other words, they began to study medicines that can make men more manly and women more feminine, but in this process, they invented something unexpected. This is the virus we are infected with now."

"Is it a pig's virus?" Jiubingwei's expression was solemn.

"Isn't that okay?!" Xzi retorted instantly, and then continued angrily, "They began to carry out excessive missionary activities similar to terrorist attacks and it was also after that. Yes, that light was not a sanction from a god at all, but a virus that can reverse hormones from attacking artificial satellites. In other words, all this is a good thing for dirty and narrow humans."
Chapter completed!
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