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Chapter 666: If it is a sword, it needs to be well maintained!

Shinbaji frowned and asked, "What should we do?"

"Well, let the government leave everything to the Hemale Kingdom Church." As he said that, Yin Zi raised his chin and closed his eyes, and his expression gradually showed a bit of solemnity. "First of all, the most important question in front of us is...what should we do when going to the toilet?!"

Looking at the serious silver, Shinbaji burst into tears and spitted: "It doesn't matter at all!"

"No, this is the most important thing now, Xinbaji." Jiang Zi picked up his hand, snorted and closed his eyes and said, "To be honest, I have been holding it in for twenty minutes, but what is this look like if I go to the bathroom? Am I equivalent to declaring war with PTA directly? Although it is force majeure, I am still a little worried."

"To be honest, Jiang Chengsang, before you worry about PTA, it is better to care about your bladder first." Xinbaji pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and returned silently.

"Who is Jiang Chengsang?" Jiang Zi snorted again, then raised a record he found from somewhere and continued, "Please call me Miss COCO now."

A Miao looked at Jiang Zi beside her, nodded and said, "Indeed, COCO Jiang is indeed a bit bad in all senses if she wants to go to the bathroom."

"Who is COCO Jiang?!" Jiang Zi shouted with white eyes.

"Anyway, that's it." Yinzi picked up his hand and nodded, and analyzed it on his own. "Before the problem is solved, we must pretend to be more feminine. Now we must learn how to go to the toilet correctly. Otherwise, if we find someone's method of going to the toilet is wrong when going to the toilet, I can teach him the correct way to go to the toilet."

"You're enough!" Shinbaji clenched his fists and complained loudly, "How much do you want to talk about the topic of going to the toilet!"

Jiang Zi stood up and shouted in a very sharp voice: "It doesn't matter to you, but it's the most important thing for us!"

"That's right!" Yinzi nodded, then looked at Shibingwei with a serious expression, "I just asked directly, how can I urinate to be feminine?"

"What does it mean...how?" Shibingwei was a little stuck, his face turned slightly red, "Just just come... just like it."

"How is it like to come in ordinary ways?" Yin Zi asked unyieldingly, "Do you know what a manly way of urinating?"

Shibingwei silently turned his face away and said arrogantly: "Why do you care if you are feminine when you go to the toilet? I told you everything, just come in ordinary ways."

"Hey, are you looking down on the way to go to the toilet?" Jiang Zi was unhappy and picked up his hand and retorted, "You must know that when men go to the toilet, they are the most important time to show their abilities!"

"Should you wait! Because it's so bad, stop it quickly!" Shinbaji raised his hand and shouted to stop.

"Listen, Shibingwei!" Jiang Zi, standing on the sofa, held his hands and continued seriously, "Every man has his own way of going to the toilet! Use that hand to hold it? The distance and angle from the urinal, and you need to shake it a few times after it is over? Do you know these things?!"

Shinba squirted with blue veins and white eyes, complaining wildly: "I know you are so tall! These are all irrelevant things!"

"Male, does a man still have so much knowledge when going to the bathroom?" Shibingwei's expression gradually showed a bit of solemnity.

"Don't believe it so quickly!" Xinbaji complained again.

"You must have heard of it, right? Nine... Ten Bingweijun." Jiang Zi snorted softly and spoke again: "There is another theory of a man's sword. That's right! The toilet is the battlefield! If you use this metaphor, you should understand it, right?"

"It's yours!" Xinbaji complained wildly.

"So that's it, the toilet is the battlefield, and there is the sword." Shibingwei murmured with a serious expression, "Then... it is really important to use the sword correctly and efficiently. By the way, if it is a sword, do you still need maintenance?"

"Yes," Yinzi nodded, then sighed and supported his cheek with one hand, making a somewhat melancholy expression looking out the window, "Normally, men need to take care of twice a week, but I should never have a chance again."

"Two times? I've been here three times." Jiang Zi said in surprise.

Yinzi shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "You don't know the economic situation of Wanshiwu. It's already the limit twice a week."

"Maintenance...Maintenance?!" Shi Bingwei's pupils were shaking, and cold sweat appeared on his face one drop after another. "Main...Main really needs to take care of his sword at all times!"

Xinbaji hurriedly said, "Hey, is it true? Do you really believe it? Do you really believe these two idiots?"

"And..." As he said that, Jiang Zi raised his head to signal Shinbaji beside him, "The consequences of not maintaining are Shinbaji."

"What does Xinbaji mean?!" Xinbaji immediately became unhappy.

"Is the consequences so serious?!" Shibingwei was shocked again and showed a serious look on his face.

"Does it take for me to be so popular?! You guys stop me, bastards!!"

"That...will you go to the beauty salon if you want to maintain it?" Kagura Dun asked with his hand raised.

"You can't use it." Jiang Zi spoke without hesitation, then took out a few discount coupons from his arms and stuffed them into the hands of A Miao and Shibingwei. He chuckled and said again: "You're welcome, use it, it's all a beauty shop for men's maintenance swords."

"Who is a man?! Bastard!!" A Miao's expression instantly seemed to be a demon incarnation, and he punched Jiang Zi's stomach with a grudge. "Also, this is just Yoshihara's discount coupon!"

"Calm down! Ah Miao!" Jiang Zi shouted, "If you don't like it, I have discount coupons for other stores here!"

...

Three minutes later, ignoring Jiang Zi, who had fallen into a coma, A Miao took the discount coupon from Shibingwei's hand and tore it to pieces.

"Really." A Miao covered her mouth and complained, "It's all because Coco Jiang told Miss Yinzi so seriously, I almost believed it."

"No, that person who has a normal mind won't believe it, right?" Shinbaji silently complained.

"Actually, I suddenly thought of a father," Ah Miao explained. "When my father was still alive, he would sneak out two nights a week."

"Stop talking about it! Don't talk about this kind of thing anymore!" Shinbaji hurriedly stopped him, "That's just a social engagement! It's just a social engagement!"

"But when I asked my father what he was doing, he said he was going to maintain his sword."

"That's right! He just went to the knife shop to maintain his real sword! So stop talking about it!"

"The tool shop...it actually opened the door tonight..." A Miao murmured.

Shibingwei quickly spoke: "Amiao, believe me, I will never go to that kind of store! No matter it is a real tool store or any other store, I will never go to it!"

"Of course I believe you, Mr. Shibingwei." A Miao said with a smile.

"Hey, why do you have to promise my sister?" Shinbaji said angrily, "I said don't take advantage of the situation and rob me!"

"Tsk!" Yinzi spat lightly, supporting his cheek, "In the end, I still haven't learned the method of going to the toilet with a feminine taste. It's over, and the future of the earth is completely finished."

"Your head is finished first!" Shinbaji complained angrily, "Don't just enter the give up mode!"

"Then tell me!" Yinzi slapped the table and retorted angrily, "How should I go to the toilet? This feeling?"

The next moment...

A Miao, who got up, smiled with her hands together and said, "Sorry, let's go to the toilet first~"

After saying that, A Miao turned around and walked to the side, and Yinzi followed with a smile like a good friend in high school.

"Hey, the guidance has begun, idiot." Yinzi lifted Jiang Zi, who was still lying on the backrest of the sofa.

"Shhhhhhhhhhh?" Jiang Zi raised her head and said in confusion, then looked at A Miao who was walking in front with disgust. "Why do I have to be guided by a man..."

Dong!!

"It hurts so much!" Jiang Zi hugged his head and cried in pain.

"Who is a man?" Ah Miao looked at Jiang Zi with a smirk.

"Sorry, my sister." Jiang Zi lowered his head and apologized, "Please tell me the correct way to swear!"

"Be good~"

"Amiao~COCO~" My good friend Yinzi went online again, and he leaned into the ears of the two and said quietly, "Who do you think suits your taste?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Zi and A Miao turned around and took a look.

"Anyway, that guy with glasses will be spared. I don't know what he is thinking about with pink glasses or something~"

Looking at Jiang Zi and the other two turning back their heads, the same teasing eyes suddenly burst into blue veins on Shinbaji's face, and he shouted with white eyes: "That part is completely irrelevant! Is it the same as in friendship for Mao?!"

"Hey! You guy!" Shibingwei, who reacted, pressed Yinzi's shoulder, "Do you want to go to the bathroom with A Miao while you are in the chaos?"

"There's no way!" Yinzi turned around and argued for granted, "I'm a girl now! And I have to ask all kinds of questions when I want to go to the bathroom! Right? COCO?"

"That's it." Jiang Zi nodded.

By the way, due to the problem of the camera position, Jiang Zi only had the part above her forehead to leave the country, but don’t worry, the slogan is marked well, and the slogan “Jiang Cheng♆↓” is marked well on Jiang Zi’s head.

Xinbaji stretched out his hand and pointed at the slogan of Yinzi and Jiangzi: "What kind of perverted Play do you two want to play with my sister! There will definitely be an unsightly picture!"

"There's no way..." As he said that, Kagurato stood up and continued in a low and strong baritone voice: "I'll teach you."
Chapter completed!
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