Chapter 633: Squatting at home and punks!
Vii Mengxing, a developer of interstellar wave laser cannon.
In other words, a planet that is unmatched in manufacturing laser cannons.
A few days ago, the bill proposed by the Earth to the Planetary Alliance to "because the interstellar wave laser cannon is difficult to control, so it requires the ban on the production and import and export of the weapon" was confirmed to be passed.
This behavior of the earth completely angered the developer of interstellar wave laser cannons, Vii Mengxing. He even regarded the earth as a thorn in his eyes and drove a spacecraft to secretly come to the sky above the earth.
Therefore, these little dwarfs wearing masks under the name of terrorists appeared on the live TV screen in Jiang Cheng's room—
[You Earthlings don't seem to understand how much benefit the country will bring to you using laser cannons.]
[So, in order for you to experience it yourself, we have sent great gifts.]
...
[There are still twenty-four hours before the laser cannon is activated. If you are hesitating, tomorrow will become the day when the Star Wars breaks out. From then on, it will be engraved in the history of the universe... No, people's memory.]
[Then... the earth that provoked the war will surely turn into cosmic dust first, right?]
[Also, don't do stupid things to try to find this gift on Earth, because it is equipped with an emergency defense system.]
[If you act rashly, the planet will perish before the laser cannon is launched.]
“Ha~”
Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the floor on his cheek with one hand and watching TV with one hand, yawned and raised the remote control to turn off the TV.
"Has breakfast been done yet?" Jiang Cheng turned around and shouted casually in the direction of the door, "Yueyue-Rilun-I'm hungry-"
Scream-
Yue Yong, who opened Jiang Cheng's door, shouted angrily with white eyes, "When is it still thinking about eating? Earth... Yoshihara is about to finish playing! Didn't you say that you are Yoshihara's Night King in the last chapter? Think of a solution for me!"
Jiang Cheng sat up and spread his hands and said indifferently: "If you are too hungry, your head will not be able to work. And didn't the [beep-] star man just said that? There are still twenty-four hours left."
"It's Viyi Mengxing!"
"Anyway, I can't think of any good idea when I'm hungry! Ridge kiss - please give me breakfast-"
"It's going to be done soon~" The sound of the Sun Rin came from outside the door.
"Ri Lun, are you too fond of this useless guy?" Yue Yong turned around and complained to Ri Lun sitting in a wheelchair, "That's right, you should have a leisurely meal at this time, right?"
"Does... Yueyue, do you want to stay at this critical moment?" Rilun covered his face and looked at Yue Yong in surprise. Then he took out a small medicine bag from his sleeve and stuffed it into Yue Yong's hand. "This is a secret recipe that can be conceived in one go! Without further ado, act quickly!"
"Who said you want something like this!" Yue Yong blushed and smashed the small medicine bag in his hand heavily on the ground, then pointed at Jiang Cheng and argued wildly at Rilun, "Also, who said he wanted to leave a backer for such a completely helpless man!"
"No, I didn't say it was Jiang Chengsang." Rilun said with a smile on his eyes narrowed.
"Uh!" Yue Yong was choked.
Jiang Cheng in the room waved his hand and said casually: "What a coincidence. I don't want my future children to have such an unsuccessful mother. And he said it was a mother, wouldn't he say his father be more suitable?"
"Shut up!" In an instant, two kunai Yue Yong took out from his cuff and threw kunai hard towards Jiang Cheng.
Puff! (Kuwasa enters the body sound)
Scream—(The sound of blood fountain)
Dong! (The idiot fell to the ground)
Looking at Yue Yong, who was still throwing kunai and was breathing heavily with red faces, Rilun couldn't help but smile, and then turned the direction of the automatic wheelchair and slowly left along the side of the corridor.
"Just wait for a little breakfast~"
...
"What do you think?" Yue Yong, leaning against Jiang Cheng's door, asked.
"What do I think?"
Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, then pinched his chin and looked at Yue Yong carefully.
A few seconds later, Jiang Cheng picked up his hand and snorted and said, "Don't underestimate me too much. Yueyue, I really like Oppei very much, but I also have requirements for character. Give up, I will never let my children bear such an unfortunate family..."
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who was hit by two kunai, rolled his eyes and lay down straight behind him.
Yue Yong clenched her fists, bursting with blue veins and white eyes, shouting angrily: "I didn't ask you that! By the way, your child has the greatest misfortune to squat his father at home like you, who is not working! Even when a parent-teacher meeting, your child will not be embarrassed to introduce his father at home to his classmates!"
"You are the same!" Jiang Cheng got up, and retorted with white eyes and angrily, "Your child is definitely embarrassed to introduce you to others at the parent meeting. This fierce stinky woman with a body that is just like a man is his mother, right?! You will definitely not be able to raise your head in front of classmates and teachers! You will no longer communicate with classmates because of your reasons and your personality becomes more and more introverted, and eventually become a bad boy!"
"Who is the same stinky woman as a man?! In the end, those words are returned to you intact! Only then will your child become more and more introverted and finally become a family like you who is out of society and has no job!"
Jiang Cheng's face burst into blue veins and gritted his teeth and replied, "Ha?! Are you looking down on your home squatting? Do you know how many homes there are in Japan now?! Do you know how many economy they have driven in the game industry and animation-related industries?! By the way, even the famous sixplants next door are squatting at home!"
"I think you are underestimating bad things! There are three men in your family!!"
"No," Jiang Cheng raised his hand and shook his head, and replied expressionlessly, "I didn't underestimate the bad. I just underestimate you, Yueyue."
"Wash the inside!!" Yue Yong took out several kunai again and threw it hard towards Jiang Cheng, "You are a useless man who can't even close the skylight!!"
Whoosh swish swish swish!
Jiang Cheng, who was full of kunai, rolled his eyes again.
"That...it's just because the switch is too old and was accidentally broken..."
After saying that, Jiang Chengcai fell straight ahead.
thump--
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Mechanical Domain, who had already watched the live broadcast of the TV, stood in front of the TV and murmured: "Did that bastard... came back to destroy his hometown?"
Chapter completed!