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Chapter 631: The auxiliary wheel has to be removed without notice

"Anyway, no matter what, I finally recruited several disciples."

Omiichi grinned and looked at Kondo, Kyuhiewe and Kagura in front of him, and then looked back at the fish that was made by Ami, which emitted an unknown dark aura because of curiosity. He was lying on the floor, rolling his eyes and losing consciousness, and continued casually.

“WELCOME welcomes to our heavenly heartless lightsaber stream.”

As he said that, Omiichi scratched the back of his head with some embarrassment and continued, "Oh, I'm really sorry for Sue. But I didn't expect you to be so powerful. I accidentally used all my strength."

Omi looked at Gintoki and Ezen, who was watching silently after covering the white cloth with a thoughtful look on Haruto.

"However, the strongest samurai who can open up the path for the genre are already here. Let us carry forward the lightsaber into the world's number one school! Right? Sakata coach? Ezen?"

"Ah, yes, coach Omiichi." Ginto answered casually, and at the same time, he flicked his little finger, curled his lips and continued, "I'm too lazy to continue complaining."

Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and replied, "That, I am not a warrior and I don't want to join such a dojo."

"Ah haha, coach Jiang Cheng really has a sense of humor." Omiichi was very familiar with his mechanical right hand and patted Jiang Cheng's back with his face, tilted his face and laughed.

In an instant, blue veins jumped on Jiang Cheng's forehead and replied with a smile:

"Did you really hear me talking? Can you stop talking to yourself like this? You are not a warrior! I don't want to join such a place at all!"

"OKOK!" Omiichi compared the OK gesture and squeezed his eyes. "In the future, coach Jiang Cheng will be responsible for the funny part! I understand! It's different now than before, and various elements are needed in the dojo."

"I really killed you..."

Omi shouted enthusiastically toward the Kondo and the others in front of her, "Anyway, I'll toast to our new departure tonight!"

"Jiang Chengsang's words really have to be Chinese wine," Shinbaji walked over with a tray filled with wine. "If Brother Ah, can be beer beer?"

"No, I want soju and gasoline."

"Really," Ah Miao couldn't help but cover her mouth and laughed, "I'm joking again, Brother Omi-yi."

“Ah hahaha…”

At this time, Kondo, who had been silent, finally couldn't help but raise his hand slowly, and said tentatively with a black line in the corner of his eyes: "That... I'm sorry, coach Omiichi, I have a question to ask."

“What is it?”

"I have deeply realized the power of lightsaber flow," Kondo continued with a reluctant and cautious expression, "It's just... that, even if we learn lightsaber flow, that... doesn't feel that we can do that..."

"Don't worry," Omichi smiled and comforted, "As long as you master the tricks, you will learn them soon. Right? Sakata coach, Ezen?"

Gintoki, who was obviously drunk, hiccupped and replied casually: "That's right, it's like one day when the bicycle auxiliary wheel suddenly removed, he naturally learned to ride a bike. It's the same as that."

"No, Sakata coach," Kondo retorted excitedly in an instant, "I definitely can't learn it! The auxiliary wheel is still spinning!"

"Speaking of it..." Kyuubiwai looked at Omiichi's mechanical right arm and analyzed slowly, "I don't think that's a trick that humans can use, right? And that robotic arm, you just said that half of him is not a human, right? What does that mean?"

"You really don't understand Jiubingwei," Jiang Cheng waved his hand while drinking in a small sip, and then sighed, "The little guys are like this now. In order to pursue those boring and self-deprecating things, they casually change their robotic arms and other things, just something similar to that...that tattoo, right? Gintoki."

Kondo complained again: "No! Those are two completely different things!"

"Yes, hiccup~" Ginto replied casually, "I think that the little devil will become cool if he installs a robotic arm, but now he grabs a lot of people on the street. It's very common to secretly change one or two robotic arms on his back, and secretly tattoo a body on his back."

"No! They all said that they are completely different things!" Kondo complained wildly, "I have never seen anyone on the street who casually replaced their robotic arms!"

"He will naturally understand this kind of thing when he becomes an adult. Now no matter how much you say, it will be useless. Give up." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently.

"Why is the coach Omiichi is the same as bad!"

"Ah hahaha... It's such an interesting group of people." As he said that, Omi looked down at her right hand, "But I'm sorry, Su, I'm not bad. But just now, did this young lady suspect that there was a switch on my right hand? This was just a loss of the prosthetic limb in her right hand after the accident."

Looking at Jiubingwei's suspicion, Yin Toshiki picked up his hand and nodded and said to himself: "This is not possible. Jiubingwei, don't want to admit defeat, so he is cheating? Acknowledging his weakness is also a kind of strength!"

As he said that, Gintoki reached out and pointed at Jiubinge, "Go and copy the two words [stallion] a hundred times before tomorrow-!"

Kyuubi replied: "Then ask Sakata to copy the [idiot] a hundred times before tomorrow."

"How do you write Chinese characters [Idiot]?"

"Here." Jiang Cheng put the mirror in front of Yin Shi, "The one inside is an idiot."

"Ha? Is this the idiot feeling?" Ginto stared at himself in the mirror, "I feel a little disgusting, I don't have any energy to drink the drunken uncle,..."

"This is how Aru writes Chinese characters." Kagura held up the white paper with the two Chinese characters [Silver Shin] very timely.

At this time, Omiyi stood up and spoke to everyone at the same time: "If you still doubt it, let you take a look. I don't mean to say that I am not a human being."

As he said that, Omiichi took off his coat.

"I have been wandering in the Milky Way for many years, and half of them are no longer Earthlings. But my other half of Edo people have never forgotten the spirit."

After opening the top, Omiichi revealed her mechanical right half.

"how?!"

Looking at Omiichi's silver-metal mechanical body with a right half of her body, Kondo complained wildly: [It's better to say that he is half a robot than to say that he is half an Edo person!]

"So didn't you say it?" Omiichi shook his right hand and continued for granted, "The laser was not emitted from the right hand, but from the right half of the mechanical body."

"Ah, you're so tall!!" Kondo finally couldn't help but complain.

"What's going on!" Shinbaji widened his eyes, looked in disbelief, and shouted in horror: "How did your body become like this? Brother Ah!"

A Miao also showed a shocked expression on her face, her pupils trembled slightly, and she muttered: "One...One Big Brother..."

"Why? Didn't you even find out that I'm a robot?" Omiichi said in confusion, and then grinned again, "What a careless guy, right? Sakata coach? Ezen coach?"

"Huh? What?" Ginto, who was busy repeating the two Chinese characters [Gintoki] on paper, replied without raising his head, "Eat a hamburger tomorrow? Really?"

"It's a robot! You're too leisurely!" Kondo pulled his neck and complained hard.

"Aren't this kind of thing happening often?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said disapprovingly, "You are too fussy, aren't you?"

"You are always tall!!" Kondo complained again.

"How can a man who has been separated for many years have not changed at all?" Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed, "Even if he can't see it on the outside, his inner self may be far from before."

"What you said is two different things!" Kondo complained again.

"Rootman? Brother Ah..."

"Ah," Omii explained to Shinbaji and Ami, "Actually, when I was involved in the accident, I suffered a fatal injury on my right half. It's so ashamed to say that I've died once."

"Ha? Ha—?!!" Shinbaji became incoherent in surprise, "Die... I've died once, that means..."

"But luckily, the developed resuscitation technology on that planet transformed half of my body into a machine, so I came back to life."

As he said that, Omiichi clenched his right fist again, "The Swordsman who became the number one in the Galaxy, for this dream that he once lost, I came back from hell... back... back..."

Before he finished speaking, Omiichi's right eye, which was different from his left pupil, lost its light, and then rolled his eyes and fell to the ground with his eyes rolling.

"Hey! I just climbed out of the gate of hell and fell back into hell, Ah Lu!"

"Brother Ah!" Shinbaji quickly squatted down to check the condition of Miichi at the beginning, and shouted anxiously, "Pick up! What's wrong with this?"

At this time, Ah Miao, who was standing by, suddenly remembered what Omiichi said just now [I want to mix soju and gasoline].

"Oh no, I thought it was just a joke..." As he said that, Ah Miao turned around hurriedly, "I'll buy gasoline! Xinjiang, carry my elder brother into the bedroom!"

...

late at night.

After checking Omiichi's body, the old man Genou covered him with a quilt and then sighed softly.

Looking at the old man Yuanwai who was facing him with his back to him, Shinbaji asked, "Mr. Yuanwai, what's the situation?"

"I'm sorry, it's not that the gasoline has been exhausted," said the old man Yuanwai, turned around and opened his right hand to reveal the dark matter that was still emitting a bad dark aura inside and asked, "Who asked him to eat this highly toxic food? This is not the matter that exists on the earth. As far as I know, such a substance should have not been found in the universe..."

At this time, Kagura, who was secretly watching the situation in the room through the crack in the door, said, "Ah, that's the one who is from the eldest sister..."

Before Kagura could finish his words, Ami immediately stepped back to the door and locked the door hard, then yelled and said, "It must have been picked up and eaten in some place in the universe. It's really, Brother Omi is too dissatisfied."

"But forget it," said the old man Genou stood up and looked at Omiichi who was sleeping soundly in front of him, lying in the bedding in front of him, and then said, "Anyway, I should have him spit out the foreign object. Just give him some soju and gasoline. This guy can't eat anything other than that."
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