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Chapter five hundred and sixty-two: Don't deliberately change for the other party!

Miss Baibai's words were like a refreshing whirlwind that instantly blew the hearts of everyone except a few people present, and even more so, they were directly blown to the ceiling by this refreshing whirlwind.

"June...jujujujujujujujujujujujuju...is actually a kiss indirectly?!" The contestants from hundreds of groups looked at Xinbaji in shock, who was operating the game console.

"This is really unexpected! Compared to the passionate kiss, we only use platonic indirect kissing to fight!" The host still explained excitedly.

"Why? Indirect kissing is obviously not a kiss..." A contestant from the 100-group closed his hands and stopped in front of his chest, showing a very longing on his face and sighed with a twisted emotion.

"But why does it make people's heart beat faster? It feels more real than the passionate kiss over there..." Another contestant took over the conversation with an expression and said shyly.

"Can you say... Shinbajijun..." Kondo suddenly thought of something, showed a look of shock, and explained to himself, "In this venue, from the judges to the contestants, there is no doubt that they are all virgins. For virginity, deep kisses are like dragons or Tianma, which are all imaginary products..."

As he said that, Kondo clenched his fists and stood on his chest, his expression gradually became serious, "But! If it was an indirect kiss, anyone should secretly blow the recorder of his favorite girl and sneak through his favorite girl's sweatpants. It feels more real than kissing!"

"You are the only one who sneaks in sports pants." Ginto's eyes complained with a black line.

"The contestants at this conference are all... something is wrong..." Jiang Cheng twitched his lips and complained silently, while his forehead was also dark.

"Didn't Shinbaji Jun see this right?" Kondo continued on his own.

Looking at the blood-stained eyes (boyfriend's perspective) widened with bloodshot eyes and holding tea in both hands, I didn't know whether to say it was nervous or excited, and tremblingly scattered all the tea on my face and clothes, Gintoe complained again: "No matter how you look at it, it's just a real virginity, right? It's just an indirect kiss in the game. How excited are you? Indirect indirect, it's basically all kissing!"

Before Gintoki finished speaking, Shinbaji was overly excited and didn't hold it tightly, and the bottle in his hand fell to the ground.

Seeing this, Shinbaji quickly bent down, picked up the bottle and apologized: "Yes... I'm sorry! I'll buy another bottle right away!"

At this time, Miss Baibai came over, shook her head gently, and replied softly: "No need."

"Ahhh! I've completely angered my girlfriend!"

Hearing the host's commentary, No. 132, who was still kissing passionately, was secretly happy: [I won! It's our hundred-year-old lady...]

Before he could finish his thoughts, No. 132 suddenly widened his eyes and looked in the direction of Shinbaji with an incredible look on his face.

I saw (game perspective) at some point Miss Baibai bent down and before Shinbaji could reply, she took the initiative to step forward and kiss Shinbaji gently.

Until Miss Baibai finished such a light kiss and got up, Shinbaji still looked dull and couldn't react.

"I don't need it anymore~" Miss Baibai turned her foot around on the spot, with her hands on her back, and said cutely, "Because I'm satisfied~"

At this time, all the contestants in the hundreds of groups, including Kondo, who had been mixed in at some point, spit out a mouthful of old blood at the same time.

At the same time, Baibai, who belonged to No. 132, also shattered into countless pieces and dissipated in the air in the psychological defense line of No. 132.

Looking at the hundreds of groups lying on the ground with blood on the corner of their mouths except Shinbaji, the host announced loudly: "No. 154! Entering the finals! And you don't have to watch them, all the staff scored full marks!"

At the same time, the three judges also raised their respective signs, and to be honest, the 100 points were still a bit eye-catching.

Looking at Kondo's "restless" raised, Gintoki once again complained wildly: "Orga, you're just ready to move all day long!"

"That...will that kind of thing really make people excited?" Jiang Cheng pointed to the Baibai group beside him and asked Xiang Yinshi, "Is it strange to me? Is it the abnormal one?"

"No, it's them." Gintoki replied silently, but then added, "But your head is better than them in a sense, in a sense of no salvation."

"Wash the inside..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng reached out and stuffed Gintoshi's head into the floor.

At this time, Kondo came to the contestants and shouted with excitement: "Please be happy everyone! There are endless possibilities for sleeping in love!!"

In an instant, everyone started to cheer loudly in tears.

"It's God! It's God coming!" Everyone opened their hands in tears and shouted in the direction of Shinbaji, "Long live the Virgin God, Long live the goddess Hundred Lord!"

"No, it's better to say that this is a god than a god in the toilet?" When he pulled out his head from the floor, wiped the blood from his forehead and complained, "Is it a god covered in feces?"

"I always feel... Compared to them, I don't seem to be worthy of the two names of Nitt and OTAKU..." Jiang Cheng replied silently.

"Don't worry about this, you are already 100% useless."

"Do you still want me to stuff it into the floor? Natural curl?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Toe coldly.

"If you don't talk about this, what are you going to do?" Ginto glanced at Yue Yong, who was like a girl with spring in the distance not far behind him.

"I don't know..." Jiang Cheng raised his head and sighed softly, "To be honest, I can't remember anything now. Although I was asked by the Rilun, if I think about it carefully, I have no way to start. Of course, the same is true for this conference."

At this time, the host spoke again and explained: "So, let's see how the situation in the zoo of the Sheath Group is."

When the host started to explain, the sheath group that had already started dating began to appear on the big screen.

"The couples kissing randomly are gradually decreasing. It seems that they have noticed that this conference is not something that can be won by just being lingering. No. 230 (Zhongxiu) has not taken action yet. What exactly do they want to do?"

The camera (boyfriend's perspective) gradually turned to Sungou and NTR Kondo's sheath. The sheath standing in the cage covered her chest with one hand and the other hand blocked her thigh, and said shyly, "Ah~ It's really embarrassing..."

"Do you feel embarrassed?" Zhong Wu, who was standing outside the cage, narrowed his eyes, and his godless eyes just looked at the sheath in a light tone, "Then let more people come and see, your ugly posture."

At this moment, Gintoki and Kondo suddenly found something and complained loudly in horror at the same time: "What the hell is that!"

At the same time, Jiang Cheng took out a small notebook from his arms and whispered while recording, "Do you want to paint a body and imprisonment play? Write it down."

"Why do you remember that kind of thing?!" Yin Toki pointed at Jiang Cheng and complained wildly.

"For Yoshihara's club," Jiang Cheng put away his notebook and explained, "The club's revenue has not been very good recently. The customers all commented that the tricks are a bit old."

Gintoki:...

"Zhengzu! What are you doing to my sheath?!" Kondo hugged his head and shouted in a collapsed voice to the sky.

At this time, a gust of wind blew, the sheathed and squatted down, then raised his head and begged to Zong Wu in front of him, "Anyway, I want to play with body painting, at least give me the format glasses..."

"What are you sticking to!" Gintoki complained wildly.

At the same time, Zong Wu picked up the marker and drew a beard around the mouth of the Sheafen Sauce.

"And..." Sheathy's hands tightly protects her chest and her legs tightly closed. "It's so painful that she can't breathe in the skin. Water, please give me water, master..."

"You have been a little bit wrong since the beginning, right?" Gintoki complained again.

"Is it uncomfortable to be unable to breathe in the skin?" Jiang Cheng took out his small notebook again and started recording. "Then, it is better to choose pigments that are more breathable and do not irritate to the skin..."

"What you did is meaningless at all!" Gintoki tried to complain with white eyes.

"No, this is very necessary." After answering this, Jiang Cheng put away his notebook.

"Shui?" Zhong Wu, who was standing outside the cage, took out a bottle of green tea from his arms, "There is only one bottle here."

Sheaki Jiang looked at Zhu Wu with tears in her eyes, and said embarrassedly: "That's fine, no... It should be said that that's better... I really want to drink it together... or something..."

"We also have to play indirect kissing here!" The host exclaimed again, "In this abnormal situation, can indirect kissing make people cute?!"

Looking at the scabbard that was constantly gasping for bad breath and praying with a look of begging, Zhuo Wu unscrewed the bottle cap without any hesitation and poured the water into the pig's trough in the cage.

"Is that true? If it's two ends, you can drink a bottle together."

Looking at the lying down and drinking a bottle of water with a little pig, Gintoki complained wildly: "Who are you drinking with?!"

"Where is the master?" Shuowa Jiang raised her head and asked Xiang Zongwu weakly.

"No," Zhongwu replied indifferently, "I'm already (satisfied)."

(Note: This is a pun here. Shining can be satisfied or wet...)

"What satisfaction is it? Where are you satisfied?" Gintoe complained.

"Hey!" An uncle from the Sheath Group pointed at Zhong Wu and said dissatisfied, "We are all watching here, don't go too far!"

Immediately afterwards, all the members of the Sheath Group shouted at the same time to protest.

"Oh! After seeing the behavior of ghosts and animals, the members of the Sheath Team were angry!"

"Can you please not interfere with our relationship?" Zong Wu glanced lightly at the players in the hundreds of groups beside him, and retorted slowly, "She likes this."

"No, I don't think doing this kind of thing will make the Sheath happy!" The uncle just retorted, then glanced at his side, "Look, our Sheath's happy expression...ah? Where is the Sheath?"

At this time, the contestants from the sheath group discovered that the sheath that was with them at some point had disappeared!

In the end, everyone found their own sheath sauce. However, when everyone saw the sheath flowers that were kneeling in front of Zong Wu with their heads down and heard them say "We are back! Master!", all the sheath players half opened their mouths and fell to the spot and broke down...

"The sheath group was wiped out!" The host shouted again, then looked in the direction of the judges, "How is the score?"

Seeing the same color as one hundred, Gintoki couldn't help but complain again: "As long as you are a woman, you can do whatever you want!"

"That serious sheath flower was trained to such a humble state. It's a perfect battle that stimulates NTR's fun! It's God, it's God who has arrived!"

Seeing all the members of the Sheath Group worshipping like a pathological thing, Gintoki complained again: "How many gods do you want to mass produce?!"

"Hmph, what an ugly sow..." The sheathed flower standing on Jiang Cheng pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and snorted disdainfully.

"No, that is also you in a sense." Gintoki complained.

"No, I would be trained to be like that kind of chaotic woman by a little guy who doesn't even have enough hair. Let him wait for another hundred years." Sheath looked disdainful.

"I always think these women of you are the most outrageous..." Gintoe complained, "I thought you would train women like that kid, after all, it's super S."

"What stupid things are you saying?" Jiang Cheng picked up his hand and looked disdainful. "Training a woman like that is nothing. Women... I still like the feeling that I can't control it."

"Are you referring to Oppei?" Gintoe complained with contempt.

"It's okay to have both..." Jiang Cheng timidly, "Besides, I can't like the woman who just wants to match the other person's preferences. The same is true for real love."

"Dear..." Sheath opened her eyes unconsciously, "You mean... I'll just keep the status quo?"

"Ah, it's pretty good." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "Women who force themselves to make changes for men and force themselves to fit the other party are just toys after all. I... don't like that kind of woman."

"Dear..." Sheathed flowers once again pressed tightly against Jiang Cheng's chest.

What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that the values ​​on the game console that belonged to the sheath in his arms were increasing rapidly except for the level.

"In this way, the Baibai Group, the Sheath Group and the Harem Group have all produced players who have entered the finals. The rest is the finals!" The host said again, and then looked at Jiang Cheng in the audience with a smile, "Jiang Cheng, please come on stage and prepare for the finals soon."

"Hey? Is the final already?" Jiang Cheng asked in confusion, "Where is the preliminaries? Where is the preliminaries of the harem group?"

"Don't worry, Jiang Cheng has fulfilled the dream of being out of reach among otakus, so... he can directly enter the final match!"

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng nodded, then pinched his chin and started thinking, and after a while he raised his hand and continued, "That..."

However, as soon as he spoke, he was interrupted by Gintoki's mouth, who looked unhappy.
Chapter completed!
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