Chapter five hundred and forty-eight: Men... It's better to be specific!(1/2)
"It's useless to pretend to be stupid, there is already evidence." Jiubingwei, who was standing in front of the rubber raft carrying the East City in a swimming ring, closed his eyes and said slowly.
"There is nothing at all!" Dongcheng, who was squatting on the rubber raft, quickly spoke out, "We definitely don't have those unbearable thoughts! Right? Your Excellency Yinshi? And Your Excellency Jiang Cheng!"
"Sweeping trunks..." Jiang Cheng sat cross-legged on the rubber raft, pinching his chin, frowned slightly, closed his eyes and thought for a while before opening his eyes. "Indeed, I have no interest at all. The butt is far worse than the Oppein or something. In my eyes, the two are not comparable at all."
"Shut up!" Yin Shizui shouted with white eyes.
"Hey?" Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, then looked unhappy and argued: "Wait a minute! I was clearly talking to you just now! Why do you have this attitude? Do you want to fight?! Bastard!"
"Maybe that's the case, but what you said is unpleasant." Gintoki curled his lips and said to Kyuhidewei: "Anyway, we definitely have no unbearable thoughts."
"So..." As he said that, Kyuubi pointed behind Gintoki, "What is that?"
Hearing the sound, Gintoki turned around and saw a huge mace standing upright between Maomao's thighs. Kagura stepped on Maomao's back as a commander. At the same time, the owner of the mace, Waidao Maru, was serving as the "flag-up bearer" or "stick-up hand".
"Set out!" The Waidao Masao raised the small yellow flag tied to the top of the mace with "Adventure" written on it.
【It's Adventure -!!】 Gintoki's whole body is even worse.
"I want to use that way to inspire our adventure and pull us on a dangerous adventure?" Kyuubi replied thinking.
"Where does that posture arouse your adventurous heart?" Gintoki pointed at Maomao's mosaic-like thighs and complained wildly, "No matter how you look at it, you're just a victim!"
"When seeing such a hole, it will be like raising a flag, right?" Jiubingwei's serious face, a faint blush appeared on his cheeks, and he replied seriously, "What a shameless trap..."
"You who want to set up a flag in that kind of place are even more shameless!" Gintoki burst out with blue veins and complained loudly.
After saying that, Yin Shikyu quickly turned around and ran to Maomao who was sticking his butt and lying on the rubber raft, and shouted anxiously: "Young general--!"
At this time, Mao Mao, who had been played with, was buried in the rubber raft, murmured: "The Adventures have been ships carrying famous adventurers for generations..."
"Cake it up!" Gintoki hurriedly shouted, "You are not Adventure, but General Envoy!"
At this time, Kagura, who was standing not far behind Gintoki, spoke to Gintoki, "If you really want to see the exposing you, just change the rules directly Aru~"
"Oh?" Gintoki was stunned for a moment and turned around and looked at Kagura.
Three minutes later...
"Don't make those verbose," Kagura stood in front of everyone and suggested, "If the exposed person is out, that's fine."
"It sounds good." Ah Miao praised with his hands.
"Good idea." Jiubingwei echoed.
"It's great to be able to watch the exposing yourself." Yue Yong said.
"We agree too!" The young lady Baihua spoke in unison, looking at Jiang Cheng's eyes, a kind of flame was getting stronger and stronger.
"Wait a minute!" Yin Toshiba shouted quickly, "In such a chaotic situation, there is no benefit in doing that kind of thing!"
However, all the ladies ignored Gintoki's words and shouted at the same time: "Okay, then... start!!"
As soon as Yue Yong and others finished speaking, Shinbaji, Kondo and Dongcheng started to tear each other, while the young lady Baihua on the other side rushed towards Jiang Cheng, who was the enemy at the same time.
"Hey, why did you start without permission?" Gintoki, who was standing in front of Maomao, shouted.
"That..." Mao Mao, standing on the rubber raft, put his hands on his chest, was excited and spoke seriously, "I...want to go there..."
After looking in Maomao's direction and seeing the members of the Baihua members and the heretic Maru who were fighting with Jiang Cheng with ferocious expressions, Gintoki replied expressionlessly: "That... let's forget it over there, those women... are not something you can deal with, General. Their level is too high, and you are absolutely not a junior adventurer like you. You will be killed instantly in one round. Now..."
As he said that, Gintoki directly pulled up the rope on the rubber raft, gritted his teeth and used all his strength, and rushed towards the shore, "You must never let the general be embarrassed anymore!"
At this moment, not far behind Maomao, he pulled Maomao's underwear several meters away and shouted: "I won't let you escape! Young Master! Have you seen it? My heroic figure!"
"Hey! This is not funny at all!" Yin Shikki's eyes widened, with blue veins exploding on his face. While dragging the rubber raft hard, he complained loudly, "The young general's trunk is about to be crushed! Danger, it's going to be exposed, it's going to be exposed! Pull up! Pull the underwear up! Little general--!"
Hearing the sound, Maomao pulled both sides of his underwear on his shoulders, as if he was wearing...a lady's one-piece high-square swimsuit.
"Where are you going to pull it?!" Gintoki was completely disheartened, his voice hoarse. "I've lost already, right? Even if I didn't lose, I'm considered losing? As a human being."
As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, Shinbaji and Kondo also grabbed one side of Maomao's underwear, forming a triangle with Dongseong, and pulled Maomao's underwear several meters away.
The three of them refused to give in to each other and grabbed the underwear they grabbed in their hands tightly. Maomao's mosaic was completely exposed.
"I said, please spare him!" Gintoe shouted frantically, "Stop ripping!"
"Xinbaji, even my brother-in-law, I won't let go of water!" Kondo opened his big blood-covered eyes and gritted his teeth and shouted.
"What are you doing! These guys!" Gintoe complained in a collapsed manner.
"Who is your brother-in-law!" Xinbaji argued without hesitation, "Even the orangutan... I won't lose!"
"Why are you snatching an uncle's underwear so seriously!" Gintoki complained wildly.
"Absolutely, you can't lose!" Kondo used all his strength and gritted his teeth and shouted, "My body is carrying Miss A Miao..."
"I am carrying the dream of girls watching the lights exposed!" Kondo, Shinbaji, and Dongsei shouted at the same time.
Gintoki looked at Ah Miao, Kyuubi and Kagura who were playing volleyball without anyone else in the shallow water area, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, who was still besieged by a group of young lady Hua, and complained wildly: "No one is interested in your exposure! The girls are playing beach volleyball and are playing! The only ones who are interested in men's exposure here! And they are not you who are interested in you! But that idiot OTAKU!"
Then, Gintoki turned his gaze to Maomao, who was separated from his underwear and his body and his mosaic part was completely exposed. "By the way, can this be called wearing underwear? Can this be worn? Can this be called underwear? Because it is underwear, it is shameful!"
Taking advantage of Yinshi's speech, Maomao got on the shore like a ok, walked straight to the vending machine against the wall, put coins in and pressed the button for canned coffee.
"I actually went to buy canned coffee!" Gintoki's expression gradually changed from surprise to fear. "I was pulled with my underwear and I was almost all over the fruit field to buy canned coffee!"
Looking at Maomao, who picked up the canned coffee and crossed his legs and sat leisurely on his torn underwear drinking coffee as if he was sitting on a raised hammock, Kondo opened his eyes wide and exclaimed, "Impossible! He didn't even take our strength seriously!"
"Who is that man?" Xin Baji and others said in surprise at the same time.
At this time, Maomao put down the canned coffee he had drunk in his hand, took a few steps back like he was pulling a slingshot, and then showed an extremely serious expression. He stood up and jumped up, crossed his hands in front of his chest, and rushed straight towards Shinbaji and the other two.
At the same time, Jiang Cheng, who was still tired of dealing with the young ladies on the side, gently glanced at the direction of Xinbaji and others, and then gently curled the corners of his mouth.
"We...it's time to end here."
After Jiang Cheng said softly, he directly pulled up the closest Weidao Wan's arm and threw it away ten meters away.
Immediately afterwards, the Baihua sisters surrounding Jiang Cheng were terrified to discover that Jiang Cheng... disappeared in front of everyone!
Just as the young lady Baihua was looking for Jiang Cheng's figure, Jiang Cheng's voice came from behind the young lady Baihua.
"The victory is decided."
"Jiang Cheng sama!" The young ladies turned around in the voice and saw Jiang Cheng standing on the shore, squinting his eyes and smiling at everyone.
Immediately afterwards, both the Baihua sisters here and the Xinbaji and others heard the sound of their clothes being torn off at the same time.
However... it was a little different. The swimming trunks that were pulled by Shinbaji and others by Maomao were the swimming trunks, while the young lady Baihua and Jiang Cheng were pulled by...the masks and the white hairbands tied on her head.
"Don't always cover that face," Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "Let's walk to the sun with dignity."
"But..." The young lady Baihua covered the scars on their faces and lowered her head and said weakly, "The scars will scar people..."
"The scars on the face... are actually not that important, as long as there are no scars in the heart." Jiang Cheng continued with a smile, "And, everyone is very beautiful~ Whether it is a face or a heart, I feel that way."
In an instant, all the young ladies Baihua turned red, and then they rushed towards Jiang Cheng at the same time.
"Love you! Jiang Chengsama!" ×n
At this time, Maomao, who had taken off his swimming cap and goggles and was kneeling down by the two of Xinbaji, looked at Jiang Cheng, who was surrounded by cheers by the Baihua sisters, and said softly, "I... am still far from that man..."
As he said that, Maomao looked at Gintoki again, "It's really a problem for you. The swimming pool is really an interesting place. Thank you for giving me a wonderful summer vacation. I can come and play again next summer..."
Before he finished speaking, Maomao was suddenly knocked out by Gui and Elizabeth who were sliding down from the slide with lubricant on a surfboard with lubricant.
Gui, who came on safely, did not pay any attention to Maomao floating on the water and clasped her underwear. He held the surfboard and shouted to Jiang Cheng, who was still surrounded by a group of young ladies, and said, "This slippery thing is really good. It is worthy of being the hidden ace of our organization! Ah haha! In this way, maybe you can defeat the shogunate! Yosi, once again! Elizabeth!"
After looking at Gui and Elizabeth who were walking away, Gintoki looked at Maomao floating on the water again. After a while of silence, he squinted Doudou's eyes and said expressionlessly:
"It's enough..."
At this time, Yue Yong, who stood beside the Baihua members on the shore of the swimming pool, with his back facing the pool, with one hand in his chest, and with his other hand, stood beside the members of Baihua. Looking at Jiang Cheng who was smiling with his eyes in front of him, he sighed softly: "What an incredible man..."
However, as soon as he finished speaking, Yue Yong suddenly heard the sound of his clothes tearing. He was stunned for a moment and looked down at his upper swimsuit that was slowly falling off for some reason. Then he raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng who was not looking at him at this moment.
The air solidifies...
...
At dusk, Jiang Cheng and others were on their way back to Jiyuan.
"That, it's really not my fault!" Jiang Cheng, who had no good place on his body, said to Yue Yong, whose face was already flushed, "It was you who stood beside everyone at that time! Just when I pulled off everyone's masks, I didn't notice that you were there at that time! If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself! But then again, it was a mask that didn't feel right at that time. It turned out to be a strap in a swimsuit..."
"Shut up!" Yue Yong took out several kunai from his arms, and thrust his face hard on Jiang Cheng's head with a blushing face.
"Jiang Cheng sama!" All the young ladies Baihua, who were not wearing masks, rushed towards Jiang Cheng in an instant and helped him up.
"And, after all, I didn't see anything!" Jiang Cheng got up and argued with white eyes.
"Really...really?" Yue Yong, whose mosquito coil eyes had not yet completely disappeared, asked intermittently.
"Yeah! I didn't see it at all!" Jiang Cheng nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Hearing the sound, Yue Yong breathed a sigh of relief, but a hint of loss in his heart.
"Jiang Chengsama clearly said "90 points" very quietly at that time." A young lady Baihua raised her hand and said.
"Yes, I heard it, too."
"I heard it, too."
"And I..."
To be continued...