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Chapter 540: The work of adults... is incomprehensible to children!

"The factory director," wearing sunglasses with blue lenses, fourteen dressed in a factory, held the sniper rifle on his shoulder with one hand, and reported to his headset with the other hand, "I found the suspicious person and suspicious Nit who were inquiring about the Patriots, and they shot and killed them immediately!"

"Understand! Has the SUCCEED Commission finally started to act? The dusk of the gods is not far away! The development of the patriots must be accelerated!" Gintoki's voice came from the headset.

"There are other very suspicious children. Do you want to deal with them?" As he said that, Sisi squatted down and raised the sniper rifle in his hand.

Bang!

After another gunshot, Fourteen slowly fell to the ground, and a group of children leaned tightly together due to frightening fear.

"That's my guest," he walked away slowly, "carrying the last hope of mankind, the children of Patriot, welcome to visit the Patriot factory."

"The factory manager, the children said they were not interested in the patriots." Kagura raised the umbrella in his hand and shouted.

"Is that?" Gintoki closed his eyes and replied, "If you are found here, you can't let you go like this. We need to solve it immediately..."

Before Gintoki finished speaking, he was shot and killed by Kagura and Shinhachi who took out their pistols from his arms at the same time.

Kagura, whose pistol muzzle was still smoking in his hand, said without looking back: "You can go back."

"Be careful on the way back." Shinbaji took over the words.

...

At the door of the shabby factory, eight pairs of children's sandals on the floor.

The children such as Ogoro followed Shinbaji and Kagura trembled and walked slowly towards the depths of the factory.

"Please come here." Shinbaji said without looking back.

"Oh no! It's definitely better to go back!" One child complained in a low voice.

"Even if you go back, you will definitely be killed!" Another child retorted in a low voice.

"Now we can only be aware of our ability and visit the Patriot Factory." There was no timidity on Ogoro's face.

"but…"

Before they finished speaking, Shinbaji and Kagura, who were walking in the front, stopped and stood on both sides in front of a transparent display cabinet. The words "The History of Patriots" were also carefully marked above the display cabinet.

"Please look at Aru here." Kagura introduced to the children.

"You can see the historical changes of the Patriots here." Shinbaji took over the speech and pointed to the Patriot on the far left side of the display cabinet. "Although the Patriots are like this now, their history is actually very long. Since the Jomon era, it has been continuously improved and has supported our lives."

"I don't remember being supported!" Daigoro complained.

"This is the oldest patriot in the world made by the father of the patriot, the head of the Tugmanda." Shinbaji pointed to the fried chicken on a plate on the far right of the display cabinet and the photo of the original man in Gintoki behind the plate, and continued seriously.

"This is just a piece of meat, right?" a child complained.

"Although it's similar to meat, it's an authentic patriot." Shinbaji explained, then pointed to the desiccant next to the fried chicken, "Please see, there is a "not eaten" next to it."

"It means that it's food!"

"We also called this first-generation patriot because of its shape, such as the bone-bearing patriot, the tendon (patriot) and other names." Kagura raised an index finger and introduced seriously.

"It's just that the meat word in the brackets has been replaced!"

"This is in the Heian era," ignored the children's complaints and pointed to the display cabinet and started from the right to introduce the second "patriot" and said, "Through the envoy of the Tang Dynasty, Toogomaro, Kashimoto, changed dramatically, and joined the spicy patriot made of the spices brought back by the Tang Dynasty..."

Looking at the spicy chicken nuggets that were obviously bitten on the plate and the oil stains on the corner of Ginto's mouth on the photo behind the plate, a child complained vigorously: "Is this a spicy chicken leg? Then there are still signs of someone eating it? The Tugomaro in the photo has a very oily mouth!"

Still perfectly ignoring the child's complaints, Shinbaji pointed to the fried chicken legs and fries set beside him and continued to introduce: "Then it was the Warring States Period, through the 50,000-Tibetan, the Patriots reached their peak."

"Why did it become a set meal? The picture Wu Wanzang didn't do anything at all! This is the history of fried chicken!" Looking at the back of Gintoki who was checking out with the clerk at the front desk of the KFC in the photo, the child just spitted and complained.

"Then, after experiencing a lot of things, they evolved into their current form." Shinbaji continued to point at the patriot beside him.

"Why?! The most important part just passed so vaguely!!"

"After learning the basics of Patriots, I finally have to visit the factory," said Shinbaji, turning around and slowly advancing along the dark corridor of the factory, and explaining slowly to the children, "Let's take a look at the manufacturing process of Patriots, as you see. Patriots are roughly composed of three parts. The tissue part called Solid."

"No, you call it solid, why do you still call it Solid?"

"The toilet paper part known as Nacked." Shinbaji continued on his own, "and... a stick."

"Why?! Why did you give up naming!"

"Piecing these three things together and the Patriots will be done." Xinbaji continued.

At this time, Shinbaji and others finally came outside the Patriot Creation Room.

Shinbaji and Kagura led a group of children to stop outside the glass window of the factory.

"Please look at that conveyor belt!" Kagura said.

"Nothing came over... Are you all lazy when the factory manager died?" Looking at the dirty conveyor belts that slowly rotated but were empty, a child whispered.

But just after he finished speaking, Gintoki's figure slowly appeared on a conveyor belt.

Looking at Gintoki, who was covered in blood and lying on the conveyor belt without any movement, the children all had expressionless expressions.

【The factory manager was teleported over!!】

"First assemble the broken factory manager." Kagura explained, "This is the first process."

“Where to start?!”

"What did you say is broken? Wasn't the factory manager just funny by you two?!"

"The factory manager was broken." Xinbaji explained thoughtfully.

"The factory director is not respected at all!!"

At this time, Yinshi stopped in front of Xiao Yuan, who was wearing a work suit holding a tissue paper.

"First use a facial tissue to wipe the blood off your body," Kagura explained.

Looking at the little monkey who took out a towel and kept wiping the blood on Gintoki's head, the child complained hard: "Isn't that a part of the Patriot? Don't worry about those things, assemble them quickly!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yin Shin-taka, who had been wiped by Xiao Yuan, came to Yue Yong holding the roll of paper. At the same time, Shin-baji continued to explain: "Then use toilet paper to wipe the blood-stained past."

Looking at Yue Yong, who wrapped Gintoki's head in toilet paper in a few seconds, or this process that was meaningless, the child continued to complain: "It doesn't matter what uncle's past is! Make the patriots quickly!"

At this time, Yin Toki, who had passed the second process, came to Jiang Cheng and Shisi, who were holding the Patriot in a work suit.

Meanwhile, Kagura explained very timely: "Then use the patriot to awaken him."

Sisi and Jiang Cheng, who were standing on both sides of the conveyor belt, raised the patriot in their hands without any hesitation and smashed them down at Ginto's head without interruption. During the process, Ginto seemed to have made a speech similar to "very painful".

"Aren't the Patriots already done?! Why do you use Patriots in the process of making Patriots? By the way, that uncle said "It hurts so much"? It definitely said that? Saying "It hurts so much" proves that he is still alive? What's going on?!"

"No, I didn't say it." Shinba said lying without blushing, and then explained, "This process is repeated three times."

"You are just looking for trouble! Aren't these guys the ones who were killed just now?"

"In order to resurrection, we must settle the past." Kagura explained.

Looking at Jiang Cheng and others who were expressionless on their faces, the child complained again: "That's just taking revenge!"

At this time, Yinshi was slowly sent to a machine with the word "healing" written on the conveyor belt, and at the same time, Xinbaji explained in considerately: "Then let the factory manager pass the healing machine..."

With a snarling sound of the machine operation, Silver Toki, which was nothing like the moment, was sent out from the other side of the machine by a conveyor belt.

"——The factory director is done!" Xinbaji continued.

"It's no different from the moment!"

"If the factory manager completes his shape like this, he will break it when he is born." Kagura explained.

"The process just now is not needed at all!"

"The second process is the inspirational chapter of the factory manager who motivates the assembled factory managers to fight their spirits." Xin Baji continued to explain.

"The factory manager is fine!"

"The factory manager is an indispensable part of the production of Patriots." Shinbaji explained helplessly, "So there is no way."

"When will you start becoming a patriot!!"

At this time, Yinshi was sent by a conveyor belt to a machine marked "I still only saw the stars at that time."

(Note: This sentence comes from an unheard of flower names.)

Looking at Gintoki who had come out of this machine, who was wearing a dark student uniform, a child wondered: "What's going on? He's replaced with a student uniform!"

As soon as the words were finished, the speed of the conveyor belt began to accelerate.

"Excellent speed! I'm almost unable to keep up!" The children also began to run outside the window with the conveyor belt.

"Hey! Look at that!" A child suddenly noticed something and shouted at the conveyor belt in the window.

Hearing the sound, the children ran and looked into the window. Xiao Yuan and Yue Yong, wearing high school uniforms, held a banner with the words "Come on, worker! Target, Japan's number one factory manager!", and followed Gintoki while shouting: "Roll! Worker! Come on! Worker!"
Chapter completed!
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