Chapter 538: The best way to educate children is to teach them by example!
"So you are still a hundred years earlier." Yue Yong gently pinched the cigarette pole with one hand and replied faintly.
"You are too cold, Yueyue," Jiang Cheng shook his head gently and chuckled, "There is nothing early or not. This kind of thing is basically curious for boys of this age. If you cannot educate them well at this time, you may make any extraordinary mistakes in the future."
"You said that..." Yue Yong's expression became a little serious, nodded and murmured: "It's true... but I always feel it's too early..."
At this time, a ninja with two braids tied up and dressed up like a primary school student with a backpack on his backpack came to the back of a group of primary school students, raised his hand and said, "So, can you at least... teach me tricks that can make men fall into a whirlpool of sexual blessings?"
[Why does it seem like there is a perverted glasses girl I have seen before and there is a place where I have mixed in!] Xinbaji complained wildly in her heart.
"No, so that's the one that cannot be told to you the most." Yue Yong replied lightly.
"Why should I ask her? She knows nothing about those things," Jiang Cheng curled his lips and pointed to Yue Yong disdainfully, "You should ask me, right?"
"Who... who knows nothing about those things!" Yue Yong shouted with a red face, but she had no confidence at all. "I... I am also from Yoshihara! No one knows those things better than me... than me!"
"Then tell me!" Xiao Yuan said again, "Actually, I have a boyfriend I am currently dating. If something goes wrong at the critical moment, can you afford to pay the responsibility!"
[What mistake can happen! That's just your delusion!] Xinbaji complained in his heart again.
"Don't worry, the aunt in the pharmacy will tell you all the precautions," Jiang Cheng replied with a half-squinted eyes and said expressionlessly, "If you don't understand, just look at the instructions on the Natto packaging."
[Does the pharmacy aunt say it?! Can you really say it?!] Xinbaji complained in his heart, [What is the instructions on the packaging of natto? Do you need to stir it with chopsticks? Do you need to stir it with chopsticks?!]
"So that's it. At the critical moment, the pharmacy aunt needs to stir the natto on the side." Xiao Yuan murmured while writing to the notebook.
[Idiot! This person is an idiot! He actually believed it!] Xin Baji was in a bad mood.
"Hey?! Do you still need to stand next to Yoshihara's natto-mixed auntie?!"
"No! I hate Natto!"
"So too!"
The children spoke one after another.
"No! No!" Yue Yong pulled out the kunai that had just been stuck on Jiang Cheng's head, ignored Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground, rolling his eyes and twitching from time to time, "I really can't do anything to you, but that's true. Maybe it's better to learn some from now on..."
As he said that, Yue Yong picked up the patriot whom he found from somewhere, "Then let me explain it. If this is that, this is that, here..."
[What are you doing with a patriot!] Shinbaji stared wide and complained wildly in his heart.
Before Yue Yong finished speaking, she began to tear up the Patriot's roll of paper. Obviously... she couldn't continue to say it...
"So will women become like that?" one child frightened.
Then, a group of children rushed away.
Three minutes later...
Yue Yong sat at a table and pulled out several pieces of paper from the Patriots, covered her eyes and sobbed: "I wanted to try not to make it clear and simple..."
"Stop pretending to be pure! Teach me the secret of Jiyuan! Are there any other tricks besides stirring natto?" Xiao Yuan sat aside and asked relentlessly.
"It's really~" Jiang Cheng, who was standing aside, spat disdainfully, "So women shouldn't do such things anymore. They can scare all the children away. Let you see how to educate these children!"
After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and squinted his eyes and looked at the children standing behind him.
"Okay, do you have anything to ask me?" Jiang Cheng asked with a smile.
"That," a little boy raised his hand and asked, "as a scumbag, who has no contribution to society, how do you feel? Do you want to die?"
In an instant, several blue veins popped up on Jiang Cheng's face.
"This person is so miserable! Although I don't want to say that, this person is so miserable! The first question puts Jiang Chengsang in this situation! As long as you open your answer, it is equivalent to admitting that you are a scumbag who has no use at all!" Xin Baji on the table next to him complained in a low voice.
"But... it's the truth, Aru." Kagura nodded and commented.
"That..." Jiang Cheng tried his best to calm down his mood and said calmly, "You probably have some misunderstandings about Nitt... and OTAKU. Today is an opportunity. Let me explain to you how Nitt and OTAKU have made great contributions to society. If you write it down carefully and write it into a paper, you will definitely win the award."
"Really?! Can you really win an award?!"
"Yeah, that's right, you can definitely win the award!" Jiang Cheng nodded and replied.
"This person is about to start again..." Shinbaji, who was standing next to him, pushed his glasses and complained expressionlessly.
"First of all! That is to say, Nitt or OTAKU has no contribution to society at all, it's a big mistake!" As he said that, Jiang Cheng took out the game he just bought today from his arms, "Do you know what this is?"
"Game! It's a limited-edition game today!" A little boy raised his hand and replied.
"That's right, it's a game." Jiang Cheng nodded, "But then again, you actually know that it was a game that was released today. It's really amazing."
"Because my dad is the designer of this game."
"This is how... since that's the case, it's better...explain it." Jiang Cheng nodded again.
"This guy just wanted to fool you, right? Do you want to fool a child?" Shinbaji twitched the corner of his mouth and complained.
"First of all, this is not stealing or robbing, but bought with money. Do you all understand this?" Jiang Cheng continued.
"Yeah! I understand!" Several children nodded at the same time.
"Money is basically the most important thing. Without money, nothing can be done." Jiang Cheng continued, "Then I will ask, who did the money I bought the game in the end?"
"It's distributed to the game store and the company that develops the game." The little boy answered honestly.
"That's right! The money we bought the game was finally given to those dedicated game store employees and the employees of the game company!" Jiang Cheng shouted with a serious look, "Thanks to us, they can get their salary and live a normal life with that money! Imagine what would happen if we were not for the consumers of the game, those people? What would your dad who is a game designer?!"
"Dad... will be laid off..." The little boy unconsciously widened his eyes, "Our family... will not be full..."
"The answer is correct!" Jiang Cheng snapped his fingers, then shook his head gently, and continued softly: "Without us, Nate, whether it is a game store or a game company, all the employees inside will be laid off. So do you still think Nate has no contribution to society? Who did your father lose his job? Isn't it just us Nate?! Moreover, Nate rarely goes out, in other words, he rarely causes trouble for this society, unlike those outside who often cause trouble at any time. We... save so much manpower and material resources for this society! Even without us Nate, this society will have many more unemployed people who wander on the streets all day than now! Do you... understand?!"
"Although what is said makes sense and is true, but... I always feel something is wrong..." Shinbaji silently complained.
"Is Nit such a great person?" a little girl exclaimed.
"That's right, it's even true that this society can operate normally, and we nits cannot do without us nits." Jiang Cheng sighed lightly and said with a little emotion, "Without nits, this society will be paralyzed. nits... are the most important task that supports the normal operation of the entire society. Do you... understand?"
"I understand! Nitt is really great! I will be Nitt when I grow up!"
"Me too!"
"Me too!"
The children agreed.
"It seems you really understand...ah!" Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was kicked several meters away by Kagura and Shinbaji who were kicking over at the same time.
"What are you teaching the children?" Xinbaji pointed at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the ground, bursting with blue veins and pulling his neck, "Do you want to turn them all into the Niets clan?"
"No, I just want them to understand Nitt's contribution to society..." Jiang Cheng covered his swollen cheeks and climbed up to explain in confusion.
"There is a ghost's contribution!" Xinbaji complained in a swift manner.
"Listen, you guys," Kagura pointed to the patriot on the table. "The so-called Nitt is...a useless thing Aru. This man is just a useless man raised by a group of women. Without him, the society will operate as usual. Even the gears of society can become faster Aru."
"Hey—! Don't talk nonsense to me!" Jiang Cheng argued with white eyes and angrily.
However, a group of children no longer had the desire to listen, and they all turned and left with contempt.
One minute later...
"Haha, I'm a guy who is useless than this kind of thing..." Jiang Cheng squatted on the ground, hugging his legs and shrinking into a ball, his whole body was surrounded by shadows, and there was a patriot in front of him, "That's right, Nitt is a guy who has no use for society at all, ah... I want to die... ah haha..."
"I always feel a little pitiful..." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.
"It's the truth." Kagura snorted and said disdainfully.
Chapter completed!