Chapter 518: The direction in the mirror is completely opposite to reality!
On the other side, Gintoki, who had just walked out of the cake shop, put his right hand in his kimono pocket and casually reminded Tsubaki Hirako on the side: "If there is any gangster next time, add an "天" to your name, and only the name will become more and more like a girl, Wan Pingping Pingping Pingping Pingping Tongzi."
"How come you look like a girl! You can already be regarded as a "alpha" monster!" Shinbaji complained hard, "And they all told you to say "flat" again!"
"Hey, there is a cute dried vegetable restaurant over there, Aru," Kagura suddenly pointed to the dried vegetable restaurant on the other side of the road and said, "Do you want to go and have a look? OO."
"Don't remove all the characters "Ping"!" Shinbaji pointed at Kagura and roared.
Kagura, who ignored Shinbaji's complaints, came to the dried vegetable restaurant, picked up two dried kelp, and pinched it, "Look at it, Wanpingzi, it's dry~Crack~"
"Ah~ so cute~ Why did you do this~" Wan... Sorry, I made a mistake, Tsubaki covered his cheek and said shyly.
"By the way, you've just been choosing the place you want to go since just now! Why is the dry goods store the most feminine place!" Shinbaji complained loudly with blue veins, "By the way, even the orangutan in the third dimension just now got the name wrong!"
"Brother..."
Tsubaki turned his head and looked at Gintoki just as he wanted to say something, but was hit by a bald scar uncle with a fat face, and he didn't say anything he wanted to say.
"Ah, I'm sorry..." Tsubakita apologized to the scar man.
As soon as he finished speaking, the latter covered the left half of his arms that he had just hit and screamed and fell behind him.
"Woo--!!" The scar man rolled on the ground with a look of pain, while screaming in pain.
The flat-headed mustache follower wearing sunglasses quickly bent down and shouted, "Brother! What's wrong?!"
"It's broken! I've completely broken when I received the collision just now!" The bald man's acting skills were very realistic, as if he was really broken.
[The underworld really appears!!] Gintoki and Shinbaji are in a bad mood in an instant.
However, at this subtle moment, one foot gently stepped on the left arm of the bald man who was still rolling on the ground, and everyone seemed to hear a sound similar to a "click".
"Woo--!! It's really broken, it's really broken!" The cold sweat on the bald man's face covered his whole face with a whirlwind.
"Hey? That's awesome little girl," Jiang Cheng, the owner of the foot, looked at Tsubaki Pekko beside him and said in surprise, "It actually broke his bones with a light hit."
[The guy who is even more troublesome than the underworld is here!!] Gintoki and Shinbaji's faces have become completely dark.
"Hey, you're wrong," Yue Yong, who arrived at some point, looked at the bald man screaming because of a fracture, reminded lightly, "Isn't the broken left arm? Why are you covering your right arm?"
"It's probably too painful and I don't care about that much." Jiang Cheng said casually while pinching his chin, then raised his foot and stepped on the bald man's left leg.
Crack, another sound of fracture that everyone can hear.
"Woo--!!" The bald man's eyes widened in an instant, and the synesthesia of Jiang Cheng cutting off his left leg made the man's voice begin to hoarse.
"Hahaha, I'm so sorry, I made a mistake again." Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and laughed dryly, then raised his feet again and grinned, "Hey, tell me quickly, that arm is broken, I will never make a mistake this time."
The bald man just screamed...
"There is no way. Since this is the case, we can only try one by one. There are three limbs left. There are multiple-choice questions for choosing one of three. I am still very good when I do this kind of question." As he said that, Jiang Cheng stepped on the bald man's right leg again, "This is definitely the longest choice for this one."
Click.
"Um..." The bald man could only silence in his mouth, and he couldn't even scream.
"Uncle, it's not right Aru, it should be his left arm." Kagura walked over and reached out to break the left arm of the attendant wearing sunglasses.
[What are you filling in the mess!!] Gintoki and Shinbaji roared in their hearts.
"No, Kagura-chan," Jiang Cheng raised his index finger and shook it. "When the two of them stood face to face, it should be the opposite, that is to say..."
As he said that, Jiang Cheng kicked the follower's left calf and leg bone.
"It should be the left leg!"
[You are just a big mistake!] Gintoki and Shinbaji yelled in their hearts.
"No, no," Yue Yong walked up with a cigarette pole in his mouth, and then kicked straight into the crotch of the following in the sunglasses. "It should be here."
【Broken!!】Gintoki and Shinbaji felt a chill in their lower body at the same time.
"Hey, these two guys are so miserable~" Jiang Cheng looked at the two gangsters who were lying on the ground and couldn't even roll, spread his hands and sighed, "This little girl is too much. She actually knocked these two into this way. Gintoki, is this a new member of Wanshi House?"
"What did you bastard say?" Yin Shi gritted his teeth in an instant, and pulled Jiang Cheng's clothes on his chest, "You did it all by yourself, right?! It has nothing to do with us and that girl!"
"What did I do?" Jiang Cheng showed an innocent look on his face.
"We did nothing, we were just passing by!" The young lady Baihua shouted at the same time.
Yin Shiki realized that the Baihua members had already tightly surrounded themselves and others. The people on the streets outside could not see the situation inside.
"What do you bastard want to do?!" Gintoki suppressed his anger and squeezed out his throat with a sentence.
"What are you talking about? Gintoki?" Jiang Cheng looked natural and stunned, then narrowed his eyes and smiled, "It just happened to pass by and saw your new member oppressing innocent gangsters."
"It has nothing to do with Wan Pingping Pingping Pingping Zi!" Yin Shi replied gritting his teeth.
"Awesome! She actually has so many things..." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Pingzi and exclaimed, "I am worthy of being a new member of your Wanshi House, but then again, it has nothing to do with her, that is, you did it alone?"
"Hey, you won't do such a prank for no reason. What's your purpose..."
"Gintoki! You actually instructed your little brother to attack two gangsters who were just passing by on the roadside!" Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and said in surprise, "Have you... actually fallen to such a level?!"
"You bastard!!"
"Anyway, let's call an ambulance for these two innocent gangsters..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng casually knocked off Yin Shi's hand and took out his cell phone, and called an ambulance for the two gangsters with great sincerity.
"Hi, Kabukicho Sanchome, there are two innocent gangsters who are just passing by and are broken all over by the command of a silver-haired natural-cursed samurai who is in his twenties and thirty years old who runs the Wanshi House."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng hung up the phone and once again showed a refreshing smile at Gintoki.
"It doesn't matter, Gintoki, the ambulance will come soon."
After saying that, there was no chance of Yinshi's yelling, Jiang Cheng turned around and left directly with Yue Yong and a group of Baihua members.
Before leaving, Jiang Cheng gently glanced at Chun Pingzi, who had never made any sound since he arrived, gently curled the corner of his mouth and squeezed his eyes towards the other party.
"Wait," Gintoki suddenly called Jiang Cheng, "What are you... going to do? He actually pulled out all Yoshihara's defense. What do you want to do?"
"Just pick a gift for my nephew." Jiang Cheng responded without looking back, then sighed and continued, "After all, it was the first time that guy asked me for gifts since he was a child. As an elder, he had to satisfy his wish once, right?"
"Is Shenwei?!" Kagura suddenly became unhappy, "Why should I choose gifts for those idiots Aru? No need! Just give it to me!"
"Sorry, Kagura, I have bought you enough gifts." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and waved behind him, "It's that kid's turn this time."
Looking at Jiang Cheng's back gradually fading away, Yin Shi's expression gradually became solemn.
"Einsang, I think you should not pay attention to the matters over there." Shinbaji pushed his glasses and reminded him expressionlessly, "It is better to pay attention to the situation in front of us. Passers-by are watching and pointing fingers. What Jiang Chengsang said just now is now completely regarded as the culprit by passers-by. And, if these two guys are from Jiro Chang's family..."
"That bastard, it was definitely intentional!" Yin Shiu gritted his teeth and cursed in a low voice.
"You have to explain things clearly before the ambulance arrives." Shinbaji reminded in a low voice.
"Xinbaji, the other party has two fractures, and we must have one of them comminuted fractures all over our body!" Yin Toshiba said with a serious face, and looked at Shinbaji, "Xinbaji, it's time to sacrifice your life for the boss!"
"Give me some time!" Xinbaji shouted with blue veins, "Why did I take the blame for this situation alone? I don't want to break the bone at all!"
"Then what do you think of?!" Gintoe stared at Shinbaji with big red eyes and stared at Shinbaji tightly, "That bastard didn't think about the consequences when he did these things, okay? Even if he just made the case, no one would believe it, what would you ask me to do if you did it! Shinbaji, it's you! Can you temporarily ask for a shattered fracture in your body for the sake of our All-Time House? I will count it as a work injury for you! I will give all the photo albums I have collected! Please!"
"That kind of thing is the one who wants it!" Shinbaji shouted loudly, "You are the one who should have shattered fractures, right!"
Chapter completed!