Chapter 516: Adults are always helpless to children who ask for gifts for the first time(1/2)
One day, Yoshihara.
"How is it? Have you investigated it all clearly?" Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the floor and was still operating the gamepad, asked without looking back.
"Don't underestimate my Baihua." Yue Yong, who had just pushed the door open and walked in, held a cigarette pole in his mouth, held his hands in his chest and leaned against the wall next to them, and replied lightly.
"It's been a long time since I've been moving seriously," said a little emotion. Jiang Cheng put down the handle, stretched his waist and stood up, putting his hands in his kimono pocket. "Then, let's move a little bit today."
"It's too early today, and it's not too late to act tomorrow." Yue Yong let out a sip of smoke, "Tomorrow... the four people on that street, including your target, will gather. It should...it will make it easier for you to act."
"That's true," Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and smiled a few times, "but he was really a little emotional. His nephew, who had never met several times since he was a child, offered to ask for gifts or something."
Upon hearing this, Yue Yong just snorted gently and turned around and walked out the door.
The matter will start a few days ago...
——Memories dividing line—
One night a few days ago, Jiang Cheng suddenly received a video request from a strange number...
"Moshimothy, can you see it? Uncle stupid."
Looking at Shenwei's smiling face with a very beating expression, Jiang Cheng, who was in Yoshihara, hung up the video communication without any hesitation.
"Well, Afutu, is there a problem with communication?" Shenwei, who was on a huge spacecraft, pointed to the big screen in front of him and asked Afutu on the side, "It turned into snowflakes after just saying a word."
"That's just that the other party hung up the communication." Afutu replied silently.
"Hahaha, hanging up the video call of my cute nephew whom I haven't seen for a long time. This man is really too much." Shen Wei said with a smile.
"That...Captain, are you not a misunderstanding of the adjective of cuteness..." A Futu complained expressionlessly, "If you can attack your family as soon as you meet, you can be called cuteness, then the world may be over long ago..."
"What are you talking about? A nephew as cute as me in the universe is rare," Shenwei narrowed his eyes and smiled and pressed a red button on the console in front of him again. "At least, I think I am much more cute than the sister on earth who can't eat anything except eating."
"That... I think neither of you can call it cute."
"It's connected!" Shenwei looked at Jiang Cheng's face full of displeasure on the screen and said with a smile, "Alla, it's been a long time since I saw your unhappy expression, my mood suddenly got better."
"Wait, wait a moment, I...a little bit short of..."
In the video, Jiang Cheng's facial expression is a little solemn for some reason, and it looks like he is exerting force for something...
Immediately afterwards, the sound of something falling into a bucket came from the video, and then the video suddenly became dark, and a sound of suspected flushing came from the video.
One minute later...
"Huh~ It's finally over, ah, thank you very much, Nobita." Jiang Cheng in the video said with a smile, "After seeing your face, it became smoother immediately~"
A divine power with blue veins suddenly burst out from his forehead. Without any hesitation, he raised his umbrella and banged a shot at the big screen in front of him.
"If you do this, you can't get rid of the video communication. What a poor child. You can't even get rid of the video communication method. It seems that you're really a mess~"
"Don't worry, I will definitely defeat you completely next time." Shenwei squinted his eyes and said with a slight smile.
"Oh, come on. Bye..."
"Slow down, there is one more thing." Shen Wei raised an index finger, and the dull hair on his head was still moving, and he said with a smile, "I heard that the fool uncle received a birthday gift for twenty years last time, so this time, I also want a birthday gift for eighteen years."
"Ah, yeah, yeah, it's really a coincidence. I've been washed down just now, otherwise I'd definitely take a photo for you."
"Do you want to be killed by me?" Although he was still squinting his eyes and smiling, a blue vein jumped on Shenwei's forehead.
"So, is it OK for tomorrow? Not only photos, but also videos."
"I want... the black beard who escaped from the white bearded boat." Shenwei continued, "It should be very simple for you, right? As far as I know, the black beard is on Earth."
"Is the orangutan's butt hair OK? Although it's not a black beard, it's about the same color."
"It is said that I have had plastic surgery or something, but I think there is no problem with the stupid uncle. So, please. After all, it is the first time that my lovely nephew asked for, so I will definitely be satisfied, right?"
"No matter what, you can't just run to the next set just because of a gift, so..."
"Chief of the Fourth Chunyu Division, Hua Tuo, took away the organization's money and ran away. Isn't it the same as the Blackbeard who ran away with his companion?" Shen Wei continued, "This is her name. Then I'll ask you."
"If it's a lollipop, you might be able to buy it for you, but it's all for such a troublesome gift, goodbye."
"Actually, there is another person looking for her. As far as I know, that old acquaintance who is a fool uncle." Shenwei continued slowly, "Although he can't escape from three swords, he is also blinded."
"you…"
"It seems to be called Takasugi or something. I'm always very active when I come to Chunyu for so long. Even our work has been taken away a lot."
"Gao Zai still likes work as always~"
"You should understand, right? That man named Gao Zai is so active in his goal of making meritorious contributions..."
"Ahhh, it's really troublesome, but since it's the request of my nephew who is not cute at all, I can only get up and move it a little. Then, finally, I'll ask, is the gift to live? Or... it doesn't matter if it turns into a corpse?"
"Hahaha, it's you. The other party has a division that can even say such things." Shen Wei smiled, "It doesn't matter if the miscellaneous soldiers, but that person seems to be a woman who Afutu used to like. If possible, it's better to live."
"Is that kind of unkempt man?"
"No, since last time, Afutu has repaired her beard every morning and her hair is also trimmed regularly."
"It seems that such a guy is hopeless," Jiang Cheng raised his lips gently, "Okay, then goodbye. Leave the gifts or something to me..."
Before watching the video being hung up, Jiang Cheng grinned and exposed his big white teeth. Except for Shenwei, everyone on the ship felt cold all over.
"This man... is so scary across the screen." Afutu said with lingering fear.
"Is it like this?" Shen Wei opened his eyes instantly and his expression became ferocious.
"Maybe it's scary, but compared to him..."
"Hahahaha, then again, Afutu and we two haven't fought each other for a long time. Can we practice with me a little?"
"I have a stomachache. Go to the toilet first. Whoever you have time can practice with the team leader?"
As he said that, Afutu covered her stomach and made a painful expression on her face, turned around and left.
——Memories end dividing line—
"So should you take a break early today?" Looking at Yue Yong's back, Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and thought to himself.
...
The next morning, it was just dawn and everything was in the house.
The early-up Shinbaji wore a scarf and her body curled up into a ball, complaining about the cold weather while climbing the stairs.
"Ah~ I'm so cold that I'm so cold that I'm so cold. Sure enough, I've frozen to death in the morning." As he said that, Shinbaji had already gone up to the second floor, but just turned around, Shinbaji found a little girl curled up in a blanket and leaning against the door of Wanshi House, sleeping soundly.
The girl had orange hair, and a bunch of hair on her left forehead was tied up and stood up, which looked like some kind of artificial hair. The girl was still sniffing, and the snot bubbles were still hanging on her nose. It seemed that she had frozen.
"Who is this child? I'm drunk?" After a puzzled sentence, Shinbaji came to the girl and squatted down, and said kindly: "That, I'm sorry to disturb you. If you sleep here, you will catch a cold. Sorry, your snot bubbles have frozen into ice."
As soon as he finished speaking, the snot bubble that the girl hung in front of her nose suddenly fell down, and it made a sound like a light bulb falling to the ground and shattering.
After hearing the broken sound, the girl opened her eyes instantly, then she lifted the blanket without any hesitation and subconsciously smashed her knife towards Shinbaji.
"Not good! Someone is here to smash the situation!" the girl shouted.
Boom!! The entire wall was stabbed by the girl's knife that had not yet been pulled out.
And Xinbaji, who reacted in an instant, rushed behind him and avoided the attack.
"You, you...what are you doing?" Shinbaji, who was lying on the ground, raised his head and shouted with lingering fear at the girl who was standing up.
"No matter which gang you are from, if you dare to touch one of your brother's fingers," the girl pulled out her knife, "I'll let you bloom bright red flowers~"
"What are you saying inexplicable things!" Xinbaji shouted with saliva flying.
However, the girl did not seem to listen to Shinbaji's words. After pulling out her knife, she held her hands with her hands and raised them over her head and jumped up towards Shinbaji, and was about to slash.
"Wait! Wait for me!" Looking at the girl getting closer and closer to him, Shinbaji shouted anxiously.
Fortunately, when the girl was about to slash, Kagura, who was wearing pajamas, kicked over the door and saved Shinhachi with a kick.
boom!!
"It was so noisy early in the morning..." Kagura rubbed his eyes, yawned and complained to the girl to Shinbaji who had leaked out of the push door.
...
In the morning, I climbed into the tavern.
The girl half-sided, with one hand facing back, and the other hand stretched forward, her legs bent slightly, and introduced herself to Shinbaji and others in front of her, "I am Tsukihiko, who has just joined Wanshi House as a younger brother! Please take care of her boss in the future."
As he said that, Tsubaki stood up and apologized solemnly to Shinbaji, "I really apologized just now. I don't know that you are the first brother's brother, so I made a very rude move."
Immediately afterwards, Tsubaki pulled out his knife and stretched out his little finger with his left hand, "Now I will take the responsibility to cut off my little finger. Huh~"
"Hey, what are you messing with?" Gintoki's face was dark, with blue veins on his face. He grabbed the artificial hair on Tsubaki's head that looked very dull, and then walked towards the door, "I'm not a gangster, and I don't plan to accept me. Get out of here, you are such a futile gangster."
(PS: The pronunciation of "小小" and "小小" in Japanese are the same.)
"If I and I are the boss of this dark street, I will definitely be the boss of this dark street!" Tsubaki Hirako, who was pulled in the air with her hair, still had that natural and refreshing expression, and quickly spoke, "Let's fall into the dark side together, brother!"
"When did I say I want to be a black warrior?!" Gintoki shouted with a displeasure with a vein bursting.
(Star Wars Jedi Darth Vader fell into the dark side due to bereavement and became the Sith's black warrior.)
"Please, I have nowhere to go." Tsubakihiko begged.
"What the hell is going on? That child..." Looking at Tsubaki Hirako who was still resolutely following Gintoki, Shinhachi squinted his bean's eyes and complained with black lines at the corners of his eyes.
To be continued...