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Chapter Five Hundred and Six: There are very few successful cases of the first blind date.

"Then, let's start with a normal self-introduction." A Miao narrowed her eyes and smiled, "Let's start with me first. Shimura Mizuno, who is eighteen years old, runs a historic temple at home and has a sixteen-year-old brother. She usually likes cooking, especially egg cooking. Her ideal partner needs to have a stable job, and her assets are about 10 billion yuan. If she looks, it's not good if she's too handsome, because it may attract other women, just be more ordinary, but people must be honest! There is only one in her eyes! And..."

Listening to A Miao's chattering man's condition, Jiang Cheng's entire half of his face began to twitch.

[This woman... is amazing...] Jiang Cheng thought with a black thread on his head, [Who gave her this self-confidence? Why can she say such words with this expression? Thank you for being able to marry such a self-centered woman! Conditions? Please stop!]

“…It’s Jiang Chengsang next.”

"Haha...that, Miss A Miao should know all my conditions," Jiang Cheng pulled the corner of his mouth awkwardly, "It's far from Miss A Miao's conditions, so I don't think we need to waste time, just like that..."

"Yes! Miss A Miao!" Kondo's voice suddenly came from the table, "There is no need to waste time on blind dates with such a man! It's just a useless game OTAKU! By the way, among the conditions mentioned just now, except for the lack of 10 billion yuan in property, the rest are basically talking about me! Miss A Miao, is I so important in your mind?!"

Looking at Kondo, who was wearing a black suit and talking on his own, holding his hands, everyone present was silent.

"It should be a bonus for keeping a pet, right? Jiang Hua." The owner of Xinghai said to Jiang Hua on the side, "Girls who keep pets are generally very caring, and I think this girl should be kept for observation."

"Dad, that's just a gorilla stalker Aru." Kagura corrected without expression, "It's just a stalker who looks no different from an orangutan."

"Get out of here!! You stalker gorilla ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Ah Miao stood up in an instant and stepped on Kondo's face fiercely.

"Miss A Miao, it's not like that!" Kondo quickly defended.

"You have ruined my performance!"

As he said that, Ah Miao lifted Kondo, who was already bruised and swollen, and threw it out of the window. With the sound of glass shattering, Kondo flew to the main road outside.

But that's not the end. Ah Miao jumped out and rode on Kondo's body and began to greet Kondo's face.

"Although it's not as good as your uppercut, I think this level of domestic violence is still necessary." Xinghai Fangzhu said again, "A family without domestic violence is not a normal family at all. Jiang Hua, I think this girl can do it."

[You can be so tall!] Jiang Cheng cursed in his heart, and then directly took the red button on the table.

"Please enter the next contestant." Kagura shouted in the direction of the door.

...

Looking at the pink yukata sitting in front of him, his hair tied into a pair of ponytails, and his eye mask changed into pink, Jiang Cheng's eyes twitched again.

"This girl looks good too." The master of Xinghai picked up and nodded and commented on his own.

"Well, my young master will bother the judges to take care of you..." Dongcheng, holding the camera, secretly stuffed something into the hands of Kagura and the master of Xinghai. "My young master's conditions are very good, and even some minor shortcomings can be ignored. I care about the heroine of this work until now. To be honest, I have never seen a woman who is more suitable for the heroine than my young master."

"Ahem!" The master of Xinghai Fang secretly put the money stuffed into his hand by Dongcheng into his arms. "We are very fair. Don't think that giving this kind of thing will make us give more points. It's useless. But then again, this girl does have some of the looks and conditions to be the heroine."

"Yes, Mommy, Xiaojiu is a very good girl, Alu." Kagura also put the money that Dongcheng forced into his pocket and said seriously, "And, Mommy, you may not know that my uncle had a story about this and that with a woman named "Jiu" before."

[You give me some time, bastards! What is that? Can you still bribe the judges?!] Jiang Cheng said crazy in his heart, [What are you here to do?!]

"That... Lord Jiang Cheng," After a long silence, Jiubingwei finally spoke, "Can the blind date start?"

"Well, it's over, goodbye." As he said that, Jiang Cheng pressed the red button in front of him without any hesitation.

"Why...why!" Jiubingwei said in shock, "I... didn't say anything!"

"Ah, there is no need to say anything," Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and replied expressionlessly, "It would be better to say that when you sit here, you already know what you are going to say, so you don't have to force yourself. Besides, bribing judges will never allow it. Even if you really have real materials and really make you advance, if you are poached by the media, it will become a troublesome thing. It will be unclear. Considering that it will affect the company's reputation, it is better to eliminate it directly."

"So that's it!" Jiubingwei nodded, "I didn't expect that Your Excellency Jiang Cheng was so far-sighted. It is true that if I had bribed the judges, I would be a problem if I was poached by the media later."

"It's great that you can forgive..." Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly, "Sa, please leave quickly after receiving the souvenir at the door."

"I understand," Kyuubi nodded, "But before leaving, I still want to know, that is... the matter of the woman named "Kyu" that Kagura just mentioned, I will not hide it from..."

"Hey, were you hired by that group of gossip readers?"

...

After the fourth player appeared, Jiang Cheng finally couldn't help but stand up and roar loudly.

"Hey!! Let me stop!" Jiang Cheng pointed to the Westward Maru and Ge Ye who were holding a bedding opposite, "Why can such a guy participate in a blind date? I can't understand at all! By the way, these two guys are not human at all! And why are they in a group of two? Who do you think of me as a person!"

"Sir Jiang Cheng, I'm ready at any time!" The heretic maru shouted excitedly, "I have made up for some things about humans recently! You're welcome! Even here is OK!"

"My body is ready at any time! Lord Jiang Cheng! Please don't be polite! Just like the things you did to Lord Jiu, you will ravage me crazy!" Ge Ye's nostrils spurted two excited airflows.

"Get out of here!!"

"What's going on with these two people? Kagura Jiang?" The master of Xinghai asked Kagura who was passing through Jiang Hua.

"Ah, it's Shikigami, a monster or something like Aru." Kagura explained, "The woman named "Jiu" I mentioned before seems to be a monster that is thousands of years old. It seems that because of something happening to my uncle, Aru finally became a god in heaven."

"Mr. Jiang Cheng! Even if it's here, it doesn't matter! Come on!" The heretic mafia had already laid the bedding at some point.

"There is no problem with the three of them together! I can accept it! Hurry!" Ge Ye, who had already lying in the bedding at some point, shouted excitedly.

"Wash the inside!" While shouting, Jiang Cheng rolled up the two Shikigamis with quilts and threw them out vigorously from the window.

The latter directly turns into a meteor and disappears.

...

Looking at Gintoki, who was dressed in women's clothing sitting opposite the table and digging his nostrils with his little finger, Jiang Cheng's face turned completely dark.

"I'm a name for the first time meeting..."

"You're the first time I met you!" Jiang Cheng directly reached out and pressed Gintoshi's head on the table. The entire table was broken, and he roared with white eyes: "Why do even men dressed in women's clothes to participate in a blind date?!"

"If I hadn't received a subsidy of 10,000 yuan because of participating in a blind date, would you think I would have participated in such a disgusting OTAKU blind date?!" Ginto raised his head and shouted angrily.

"Hey, what's going on?" Jiang Cheng asked Kagura on the side, "What does subsidy mean? Why can I get subsidy when I go on a blind date?"

"After all, I am a thirty-year-old who is useless and can only play games and not even have a job. If there is no subsidy, it will be difficult for a woman to have a blind date with you." Kagura explained casually.

"Hey, why do you mean me so badly? It doesn't sound handsome at all! It sounds like a completely useless person! I'm the protagonist!"

"I really hope that uncle, you can also have a little self-knowledge... Alu..."

...

Looking at Gui, who was wearing women's clothing and bulging chests on the other side, Jiang Cheng was really about to completely collapse at this time.

"Please pick up the sword with me again..."

Before Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng roared and kicked out of the window.

"Before that, you should pick up your sword first! The guy who threw away the sword in his thighs was not qualified to say that kind of thing!!"

...

"Hey, is it enough? Isn't it even enough to change clothes this time?" Jiang Cheng held his forehead and looked desperate, "Give me some of you guys..."

"That, boss," Sun Goku, who was wearing a Masaru uniform sitting opposite Jiang Cheng, raised his hand and replied, "I'm not here to attend that kind of boring blind date. I just want to ask if Kondo Sang has been here."

Jiang Cheng:...

...

"Long time no see~ Jiang Zi~"

Looking at Xixiang in front of him, Jiang Cheng was silent for two seconds, then turned around and vomited, Σ_(???????”∠) vomited...

"For the first time I met, you are Jiang Zi's sister, right? I am the ghost god Madmajerci Township." Mrs. Xixiang spoke respectfully to Jiang Hua, "As you can see, she is a single mother, and she is also a sad woman who keeps her love for Jiang Zi in her heart..."

Before Xixiang could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng wiped the corner of his mouth and then pressed the red button on the table without thinking.

"What a ruthless man..." Xixiang covered her face and cried, "I pressed that kind of ruthless button without waiting for others to finish speaking. It really made me... so excited that I couldn't stop! Jiang Zi!"

"Why are you excited? You're so disgusting! Get out of here!" As he said that, Jiang Cheng waved his uppercut and beat Xixiang to the ceiling.

"This...I think it's OK..." Looking at Xixiang hanging on the ceiling, Xinghai Housekeeper nodded and commented, "Single mothers with children, and this level of domestic violence, it feels unexpectedly appropriate."

"Hey, bald man, do you want to die?" Jiang Cheng said coldly.

Half an hour later, the ceiling of the entire restaurant was covered with shemale men from the Shemale Club.

...

"Mr. Jiang Cheng, long time no see."

Looking at Xiaoyu sitting opposite, Jiang Cheng felt unintentionally moved, raised his head and sobbed, covering his eyes.

"I don't know what's going on, but after passing by those people, I felt a little moved when I saw Xiaoyu."

"Karao Jiang, isn't this a human being?" Master Xinghai asked Kagura on the side.

"Ah, it's the robot Alu." Kagura nodded and replied, "But it seems that he has a super friendly relationship with his uncle Alu. His father also said before that Xiaoyu is the woman raised by his uncle. "

"Xiaoyu, please, please talk to me more, just stick to the end of today." Jiang Cheng begged, "I can no longer bear it... Woo woo woo woo woo..."

"Mr. Jiang Cheng, please cheer up." Xiaoyu comforted, "I am here to cheer for Mr. Jiang Cheng."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter." Jiang Chengsheng murmured desperately, "Just sit until the sky gets dark, let the day end. I... no longer want to participate in such blind dates..."

"Jiang Chengjiang, don't think about delaying time. My sister said it, and I will always be staring at you." Jiang Hua's light words came.

"Ah! God! Save me!" Jiang Cheng shouted in a collapsed voice on the sky.

...

After a whole day of blind dates, Jiang Cheng can be said to be physically and mentally exhausted.

"It's okay, is it? Sister?" Jiang Cheng lay on the table and said to Jiang Hua with no desire. "Sure enough, this kind of thing can't be forced to happen. Free love, free love, this era is already an era of free love."

Looking at the thick stack of information in his hand, Jiang Hua looked at the hazy street outside the window again, and finally nodded lightly and stood up.

"Let's get here today, Kagura, let the remaining girls know and let them get here on time at 8 o'clock tomorrow night."

"Do you still want to continue?" Jiang Cheng was in a bad mood. "Hey, let me go, I really can't do it. Why do you have to go on a blind date? I don't need that at all, forget it, everyone is very busy at the end of the year, and participating in such activities is also very troubled for others..."
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