Chapter 50: There is a door in everyone's heart, is it the door of s or m?
Looking at the pudding covered with natto, Gintoki's heart was broken.
"What is this? Is the punishment game?"
"I tried to integrate what the two people like today." Xiao Yuan said complacently, then picked up a spoon and scooped a spoonful of puddings and Ganato, which made Jiang Cheng and the other two behind Gintoshi feel nauseous.
"Ah~ Open your mouth~ Ah!" Xiao Yuan had just sent the spoon to Yinshi's mouth, but was knocked to the ground by Yinshi.
Xiao Yuan looked at himself who fell to the ground and his natto that had been sprinkled all over his body.
"What a joke!" Gintoki roared at the little monkey who was lying on the ground, "Hey, will my wife who came to the door compete for favor with my pudding so soon?! I am the boss in this family! The second is sweets! Remember it for me!"
"Hey! Is the second one actually a sweet food?!" Shinbaji roared behind Gintoki, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng grabbed him. Shinbaji looked back and saw Jiang Cheng shook his head with his eyes closed.
At this time, Xiao Yuan's mental activity was [At this time, you must hold it down! You must hold it down! Xiao Yuan!]
Thinking of this, the little monkey gathered the natto and pudding scattered on the ground again, and stood up when they met, facing Gintoki and said coquettishly: "Don't be shy~ Come on, try it~ah~"
"That's the only thing that's going to be eaten!" Yin Shi said as he directly pressed Xiao Yuan's hand to the group of natto and pudding on Xiao Yuan's face.
"Don't say that... This unexpectedly delicious Aru." Kagura picked up a few nattoes from the floor behind him and put them in his mouth.
"No! Kagura! How can this kind of thing be eaten?" Jiang Cheng noticed and instantly pulled Kagura up.
"If you don't eat it yourself, don't whimsical about making Natto pudding fusion! Do you want to be a producer?!" Ginto cursed at the little monkey who was kneeling on the ground, "Can you wear a pair of clothes sweaters with your shoulders?"
[What a shame. I was once the elite ninja of the shogunate! Why should I endure such discriminatory language!] Xiaozhu was a little difficult to let go, but after hearing what Gintoki said again...
"If you can't follow the rules here, get out! You idiot woman!"
[Oh ~ But what is this feeling now...] Xiao Yuan felt a different feeling in her heart, as if she wanted to be insulted by Gintoki for a while...
Jiang Cheng and Shinbaji saw the changes in the expression on Xiaoyuan's face...
"Hey, Xinbaji, that... that woman is amazing!" Jiang Cheng whispered to Xinbaji on the side.
"Uh... it looks like it's an amazing property that's awakened..." Shinbaji replied with a dark face.
But at this moment, Yin Shikong snorted and said again, "I'll go buy some desserts and come back." After that, he walked towards the door, and while walking, he also muttered to himself, "Why don't you buy candied haws directly, that's the highest..."
Seeing this, Xiao Yuan hurriedly followed, "Ah, wait a moment..."
"Jiang Chengsang, why did the incident become like this..." Xin Baji asked with a dark face.
"I don't know, don't ask me." Jiang Cheng directly denied the three consecutive games.
...
"Why are you following? And why are you dressing up as that kind of virtue?" Gintoki said to the little monkey who was dressed as a housewife behind him.
At this time, the two were walking on the street, and Yindō was about to go to the address of the shop given by Jiang Cheng.
"Men all like young wives, right?" Xiaoyuan replied, feeling complacent. [I believe that the pursuers would not notice it in this casual outfit. Next, just play the role of a cute and docile young wife]
"Ah..." Gintoki suddenly stopped and looked in a certain direction.
"What's wrong?" Xiao Yuan also stopped and asked.
"It's okay." Gintoki looked at the mother-in-law Dunshi coming towards him and muttered casually.
"Hey, you just stole a glance at that woman! So you like that type." Xiao Yuan started to think about it again.
"How is that possible! Do I look that crazy?!" Gintoki retorted.
But at this time, Mother-in-law Denshi had already come over, "What are you doing in such a place?" Mother-in-law Denshi stopped and said to Ginto.
"Who are you?" Xiao Yuan asked first.
"I actually asked me, where did you come from?" Mother-in-law Denshi was a little confused and looked at Gintoki at the same time, "Gintoki, you seem to promise me to pay last month's money today..."
But before he finished speaking, he was stopped by the little monkey beside him, "I said, can you please [Ginō] [Ginō]? You shouted so kindly! Sorry, Yinsang is mine!"
As he said that, he jumped up and used a familiar knight kick, but Jiang was still old. The mother-in-law of Dingshi waved her head and avoided her.
Looking at the little monkey who had fallen into the ground behind him, the mother-in-law Deng Shi was speechless, "Where did this woman come from? I just came to collect money..."
"Alimony, right?" In an instant, Xiao Yuan stood up again, "Haven have you been happy before?! Is there any need to come and ask for money!"
As he said that, Xiao Yuan took out a kunai from his hair and threw it towards his mother-in-law. However, Jiang Huan was still old. The mother-in-law of Deng Shi casually raised her hand and held the flew in her hand and placed it at her cuff.
"What did this girl say?" Grandma Deng Shi asked in confusion.
"After all, you are a woman! You are slowly addicted to memories!" Xiao Yuan shouted behind her mother-in-law.
"Hey! Do you think this is my former girlfriend?" Gintoki suddenly became unhappy, "Do you think I was so crazy that my mind was burned out?!"
"You two deserve to be beaten!" After hearing this, the mother-in-law Deng Shi instantly moved her neck and said.
"Oh!" In an instant, Xiao Yuan thought of something again and looked surprised, "Is it my mother? Is it my mother?"
"Hey! Are you funny?! If my mother is like this, I will fall into depravity in middle school! Be careful that I will knock your head!" Gintoe shouted again.
"I think it's better to knock on your head first!" said Mother-in-law Dengshi.
"Please forgive me for being rude, sir..." Xiao Yuan said as she knelt on the ground, lowering her head to the mother-in-law Dengshi with tears in the corner of her eyes.
"What the hell is going on, this woman." Denshi's mother-in-law said in confusion.
"That must be the cosplay girl who chased the wild cat who stole fish and scrambled to eat food, but she fell down and hit her head, and then she was funny." Ginto said as he continued walking forward.
【Insulting me so rudely in public】 Xiao Yuan lay on the ground and thought to herself, [But why, my heart began to be so throbbing again...]
Then Xiao Yuan straightened her upper body, turned her head and looked in the direction where Yin Shikki left with affection, [I think...I want to be bullied by him!]
The whole farce was seen by Jiang Cheng and Shinbaji, who were hiding behind the telephone pole behind.
The two of them could only describe it as a slap in their hearts.
"What should I do? Jiang Chengsang, it seems that Yinsang helped that girl open the door to the amazing new world!" Xinbaji said helplessly.
"If you ask me whom I ask!" Jiang Cheng replied, "This situation is already very difficult! It seems that someone has said before that everyone is born with S or M, but he didn't expect it to be true!"
"Hey, you are the natural S!"
...
At the gate of Yoshihara, Xiaozhu looked at the bustling crowd inside and looked at Gintoki on the side, "Here..."
"Yihara Taoyuan Township," Ginto said as he stepped in, "Come here to buy sweets."
"Sweet food?! How can there be sweet food in this kind of place!" Xiao Yuan said this, but he still followed, and thought to himself [Why did he take me to this kind of place to play?! Ah! I couldn't wait!]
Finally, Yinshi found the store selling candied haws, but at this time, customers who bought candied haws had already lined up. The budget was estimated to be hundreds of people...
Just when Gintoki was a little worried, he saw Yue Yong and Haruta who were in the front of the line at a glance, and rushed over in an instant.
"Hey..." Gintoki was stunned by Yue Yong's next series of operations as soon as he spoke.
Yue Yong looked at the little monkey beside Yin Shi, and instantly took out a stack of banknotes from his arms and handed them to Yin Shi, and pulled Xiao Shan away at the same time, but he turned around and said, "This price is just right. Remember to bring some good goods next time."
[This is...] Xiaozhu was also in a state of confusion, but she still looked at Gintoki behind her reluctantly, [Is this selling me?! Did you sell me to Yoshihara?! Did he already treat me as his belonging?! Flirting with me or even selling it?! What is this?! Why? Why am I getting more and more excited!]
Yin Shi was still holding the stack of 10,000 yuan in cash in place, but then he thought that the troubles seemed to be solved, and he was a little complacent again. However, when Yin Shi was about to put the stack of money in his arms, Jiang Cheng and Shinbaji rushed over and kicked Yin Shi away.
"What a worst man!" Shinbaji spat disdainfully.
"It's really the worst man! Gintoki, I didn't expect you to do such a thing." Jiang Cheng spat with disdain, took out the money from Gintoki's arms, turned around and chased Yue Yong.
"Yueyong, wait a moment," Jiang Cheng caught up with Yueyong and stuffed the pile of money to Yueyong again, and whispered a few words in Yueyong's ear.
After hearing this, Yue Yong looked at the little monkey who was being pulled by her side, and then looked at Yin Shikyu who was lying on the ground. The contempt in his eyes was as real.
"What a worst man." After saying that, Yue Yong turned around and left with Qingta.
"I...had I done something bad?" Gintoki raised his head and asked uncertainly.
"What does it matter whether it is S or M? Since you have done it, you have to take responsibility." Jiang Cheng replied.
Chapter completed!