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Chapter 480: Humans can't see things that don't exist!

"Wait, Dao Man, these people..."

Harumi wanted to say something else, but before he could finish speaking, Kagura was pushed directly into the direction of the ring.

"Brother, I'll leave the first arithmetic game to you! We'll cheer for you below!" Gintoki picked up his hand and snorted, "Then, just hand us the next game!"

"I will not admit you, your son-in-law until Chrissie!" Qingmei turned her head and shouted angrily, "By the way, if you really want to help, no matter how you look at this first game that has nothing to do with Shikigami, you should be the one who is not related to Shikigami? How bad is your arithmetic?"

"Come on, sister-in-law." Kagura shouted to Haruki.

"Qing Mingsang, be careful when the answer is seventh!" Xinbaji shouted to Qingming.

"Sir Seung-ming, come on." The Wai Dao Maru shouted perfunctorily, "I believe that if it were the strongest Onmyoji like Seung-ming, the simple Nine-Nine Multiplication Procedures will definitely be correct."

"This kind of thing has nothing to do with being the strongest Onmyoji, right? It should be said that it is something that ordinary people know, right?" Qingmei complained speechlessly, but then she found that Gintoki and others behind her were all looking aside, including the Westward Maru and Jiang Cheng.

"Forget it, I didn't say it. If I continue to say it, I will feel like I don't even have a normal person..." Qingming sighed with a hint of indifference, then raised his head and walked towards the ring step by step.

Looking at Qingming walking onto the ring, Daoman outside the ring snorted disdainfully: "Hmph, did you send a general in the first game? It seems that no one is available. Humph hahahahaha..."

"Who is a fool who can't even know the multiplication formula?" Yin Tochi and his men shouted angrily with their eyes bleak and bursting their veins at the same time.

"No one said that!" Daoman shouted with his eyes blank, "You guys admit it yourself, right? You admit that you can't even memorize the formula of the Nine-Nine Multiplication!"

"Daoman, say less useless words," Qingming said lightly, "Come on."

"The situation here is different from yours. The talented Sili Yemen will not send a general in the first game." Daoman snorted and then asked a Sili Yemen behind him, "Hey, hasn't the old man in the accountant come yet?"

"Aren't you not going to be able to carry it in the end?!" Ginto and the others shouted with their eyes white.

"Who is the old man in the account?!" Xinbaji complained wildly,

"Old...Old...Old...Old...Old...Old..." A young man who looked at least seventy-five with a crutch, with a trembling waist bent into a boomerang, walked over with a staggering pace. "Listen...I heard...the first...the leader asked me to play the game..."

"I'll leave the first written test to you! Old man!" Daoman said angrily, "As the accountant of the Siliye family, you will never lose in such a place! I believe you!"

"Here... the leader... hey, that... what's coming... I must... hey, that... what's coming..."

"Okay, OK! Go up quickly!" Daoman said impatiently, "If you speak slowly, stop talking! Go up quickly!"

...

On the ring, there were two tables with white paper and pens sitting opposite each other, and the old accountant from the Seimei and Mirino family whose teeth were about to fall out.

In the middle of the two, the host of the bald Mirino family's Onmyoji who was holding a microphone.

"Ahem!" The host cleared his throat and spoke to everyone, "Now let me explain the rules a little. This death duel consists of three wizards from both sides and his own Shikigami, using various spells to confront each other, and three games determine the outcome."

"Even if the dead are present in this game, there is no legal responsibility. Also, you can save your life by abstaining from the right to be beaten to death. Of course, you will be sentenced to lose. Then, the explanation of the rules of the first round of duel will be held."

"The competition in the first round is a written test competition between the artist and Shikigami, and the purpose is to examine the artist's most basic intelligence and common sense. In today's new era, Onmyoji only has power but is an idiot, which is absolutely impossible. At least he should have a certain level of knowledge."

"Hey! Who are you calling me an idiot?!" Daoman shouted with white eyes.

"That...Daoful player, I didn't refer to you, please don't take the role in this way." The host continued, "Finally, let me introduce the rules of the first game. The two players must answer the nine-nine punishment formula for the disordered order prepared on the table within half an hour. Remember that it is only half an hour! In addition, you can ask Shikigami for help! The full score is 90 points! Two points will be deducted if one is wrong! Finally, the side with the higher score will win! Then... start!!"

"Come on! Brother!" Ginto shouted to Qingmei on the stage.

"Who will die your brother!" Qingming replied angrily, "Then, shut my mouth and keep quiet while I was doing the test!"

"The first game is so difficult," Kagura picked up his hand and shook his head, saying with a sigh, "It's actually a multiplication formula that disrupts the order. Even the sister-controller cannot answer all the answers correctly."

"How much does six or seven equal? ​​Shinbaji." Ginto asked in a low voice to Shinbaji on the side, "Is it thirty-two or forty-eight?"

"No, Yinsang, six or seven equals forty-five." Xin Baji corrected.

[These guys...] Jiang Cheng thought to himself with a black line.

"Uncle, help me take a photo Alu." Kagura took out his communicator and handed it to Jiang Cheng, "I want to send the photo to mommy to see Alu."

"Speaking of this, Kagura Chan is really a lot more points than usual when she wears this dress. Is the so-called uniform theorem?"

After smiling and complimenting, Jiang Cheng took the phone from Kagura's hand, turned on the camera function and started taking pictures at Kagura.

Kagura also cooperated with one posture after another.

"Hmph, did my uncle notice the feminine charm that I exuded from the inside out Aru?" Kagura snorted with scissors and smiled twice, showing a look of pride.

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng handed his phone to Kagura after taking the photo. After a while, he was silent before speaking: "I'm sorry, Kagura."

"What does sorry mean?!" Kagura instantly burst out with her hair, and her eyes were white with blue veins, "Bitch!!"

"Kagura, even if I am my uncle..." Jiang Cheng shook his head gently, sighed and continued, "I can't see anything that doesn't exist at all."

"Yes, it's too hard, Kagurachan." Shinbaji, who was beside him, said.

"Kagura..." Gintoki shook his head, and then threw a warm and compassionate look at Kagura, "Forget those things, only by forgetting those pains can you grow more easily."

"No! You can't forget it!" Jiang Cheng retorted, then looked at Kagura seriously, "Remember them! Face them directly! Only by facing those pains can you grow!"

"Wash all!!" While shouting, Kagura flew away and kicked Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and Shinbaji at the same time.

...

Half an hour later, the first game ended, Qingming covered her face and walked off the ring.

"Well, I hope you can forget the first game today." Qingming came to Jiang Cheng and others and whispered a reminder.

"Forgot what?" Jiang Cheng raised his index finger and squinted his eyes and said, "Is it because you tied with the old man who couldn't stand firmly or did both of them get three wrong?"

"If possible, please forget all the first game..."

"Brother, you have worked very hard." Gintoki said to Haruki with soft eyes.

"Why do you praise me?!"

"Then, the first game ends here, both sides draw!" The host or referee said again, "Due to the first game, the second game will be changed to the final victory! By the way, if the second game is also a draw, then the third game will be re-joined as the final victory!"

"We're here, sister-in-law." As he said that, Kagura dragged Shinbaji and came to the stage.

"Hey! In a sense, this is the final! Why are you two going up like this!" Qingming, who came to his senses, quickly turned around and shouted at Kagura and Shinbaji on the stage.

"My brother, don't worry, those two guys will definitely help you win the game." Gintoki stepped forward, stood beside Haruki, and comforted in a low voice, "They are not weak guys who will lose to the spell."

"Yes, I always thought Kagura could win." Jiang Cheng, who was standing beside him, said casually, holding his hands.

"You believe there is nothing to do with it! No matter how you look at them, they will definitely lose, right?" Qingming pointed at Shinbaji and Kagura on the stage and continued to say, "What else do you say that you won't lose to the spell? That's not Shikigami at all!"

"No, it's Shikigami, who is responsible for the chores of everything." Gintoki lied without blushing.

"That's just a handyman in tights, right?" Harumei retorted, and then looked at Shinbaji standing on the ring, looking at her body twisted, and her eyes were glancing around at sunrise, and continued expressionlessly, "Look at his eyes, he is still swimming around! He is swimming! He is still blinking like water!"

On the other hand, Daoman also selected the contestant to participate in the second game, a middle-aged man named Baoxian.

"Baoxian, you have a second battle!" Daoman shouted to Baoxian standing on the ring, "If you can, just solve them in the second game! Let them see how powerful Sili Yezhong is!"

"Yes!" After responding, the man named Baoxian took out a folded piece of paper man from his arms, pinched the paper man with his index finger and middle finger, and shouted: "Come out! Yashamaru!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the paper man in Baoxian's hand turned into a ray of light and flew towards the center of the arena.

After a bang, smoke rose everywhere on the ring.

After a full few seconds, the figure of Baoxian's Shikigami appeared in the gradually dissipating smoke.

Looking at the blue skin in front of him, with a strong figure, ferocious face, and a fang full of fangs at least three meters tall. He was staring at his Shikigami with a fierce look on his face. Shinbaji was in a bad mood in an instant. After a few seconds of stunnedness, Shinbaji rolled his eyes and fell down straight on his back.

After falling to the ground, Shinbaji's body was still tense up due to fear. At the same time, Shinbaji was still trembling slightly.

"Hey, let alone Butterfly Swimming, he is just muddy in the swimming pool!" Looking at Shinbaji who kept opening his mouth like a fish, Qingming couldn't help but complain, "Who is going to find the staff? Someone is drowning! Go and save him!"

But at this moment, Shinbaji finally recovered and crawled towards the edge of the arena.

"No! Yinsang! I absolutely can't!" Shinbaji climbed to the edge of the arena and shouted at Yinsou who was running away from the stage.

However, Gintoki disagreed with one side, digging his nostrils and naturally shook his face aside. At the same time, Qingming also turned his face aside. As for Jiang Cheng, he was sitting cross-legged with his hands in his arms, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Hey? Don't ignore me! Bastards!" Shinbaji shouted loudly, but then Shinbaji thought of the rules announced by the host before the first game began - if he abstained from the right before being beaten to death, he could save his life.

Thinking of this, Shinbaji stood up without any hesitation and raised his hand to shout at the host beside him, "I'll give up..."

Before Shinbaji could finish speaking, Kagura reached out to cover Shinbaji's mouth and stopped Shinbaji from continuing.

"Hmm?" The host looked over with some clues, "Has the Yuye team said something just now?"

"There is nothing! I just forgot to feed it!" As he said, Kagura took out a can of canned dogs from somewhere and pressed it directly on Shinbaji's mouth. He whispered, "Hey, see clearly, it's Baolu, give me some delicious food."

(Pedigree: dog food brand.)

"Then, what we are going to do next is the explanation of the rules of the second round of duel," the host continued, while a path slowly rose and was connected to the ring. "The competition in the second round is the bread of the two triangles of the artist and Shikigami..."

"Is it meant to eat bread (pan) competition?" Shinbaji raised his head and said in surprise, "If this is the case, there may be a chance of winning."

However, as soon as Shinbaji finished speaking, the host said what he hadn't had time to say, "Pandmonion competition!"

Looking at the two creatures hanging above the finish line on the other side of the trail, which were all the strange-looking creatures that were not different except for the color, and were constantly dripping with disgusting mucus on their bodies, Xin Baji grew up and screamed, turning his head and complaining wildly, "Ah—!! What is Pandmoneyon?!"

"It's the food that Shikigami likes, the fairy larva Pandmonion." The heretic maru below explained slowly, "Well, it's just something similar to sweets. It's so good~ compete to eat this."
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