Chapter 453: It happens from time to time that domestic cats become wild cats!
"Gintoki, you sure you won't eat this French fries?" Gui glanced at the French fries on the ground in front of Gintoki.
"What do you want to do?" Gintoki said with contempt, "Are you still going to eat?"
"Discard food casually like you, but it's not a real warrior." Gui Shasha sighed, and at the same time, he stretched out his claws quietly and reached towards the last fries.
"Wait! Kane!" Kondo suddenly said, "The rules in the real selection of the team are stipulated. You cannot waste food when you really choose the teammates! You must pick up the fries on the ground and eat them! Even if you violate the three-second rule, the same will be true! Violators will apologize! So..."
As he said that, Kondo reached out to the fries on the ground, "Let me leave this! Kane!"
"How could there be such a rule!" Gui cursed, and then Kondo started to fight.
"It's there now!" Kondo retorted angrily, "Because it's the director, you can join now! What the director said is to really choose the law in the group! "
"Bastard! Don't try to succeed!!"
Gintoki, who was fighting with a chip fries that fell to the ground, looked at Kondo and Kanei, who were silent for a long time before silently complaining: "Are these two guys... really going to change back?"
"Yinshi, don't you go?" Jiang Cheng, who was standing beside him, leaned against the wall and sat on the ground, crossed his legs with his claws, yawned and continued, "It looks quite interesting, and it can be used as a bedtime program before the afternoon after eating and drinking."
After hearing this, several red # characters appeared on Yinshi's forehead and said angrily, "Believe it or not, I'll kill you now?! You shiver fool! Who would do that kind of thing like the two of them?! Don't joke! It's better to starve to death just because you do that kind of thing for a piece of French fries!"
"Then wait and starve to death."
Before Gintoki finished speaking, Fangichi's voice came from behind, and at the same time, the sound of something falling to the ground sounded.
Three cats and agriculture turned their heads when they heard the sound. Fang Yi was squatting in the open space behind the three of them, and there was a dead mouse on the ground in front of Fang Yi.
"Fang...Fang Yi!"
"That boring self-esteem is useless to those who are seeking survivors here." As he said that, Fang directly lowered his head and picked up the mouse on the ground, raised his head and chewed it in big mouthfuls.
"Hey... wait..." Jiang Cheng was about to say something, but just now he spoke, Fang Yi had already swallowed the mouse.
"All you need here is the self-esteem you need to survive." Fang burped and stared at the few people, and after that, she spit out the rat tail stuck in the gaps of her teeth. "The guy with the courage to survive, come with me."
After saying that, Fang turned around and was about to leave.
"Wait!" Jiang Cheng stood up and raised his claws to stop him, "Before that, I hope you can listen to it for now."
"What? I was angry with what I said just now, so I wanted to refute it? Cai... no, Caimao." Fang Yi snorted coldly, stopped, turned his head and stared at Jiang Cheng and others coldly.
"No, it's not that." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then pointed to the rat's tail on the ground and continued, "Fangyi, there are signs of mold and ulceration in the mouse you just ate."
"Hey?" Fang was stunned.
"Ah, indeed, you may not see clearly, but we did see it." Gintoki nodded, then raised his front paw and pointed to the mosaic part between Kondo's thighs. "It feels worse than this orangutan, and it feels like he is infected with some serious virus. It's very special kind of virus related to "there"."
"Ah?" Fang Yi let out another sound.
"Indeed, I found out too." Gui nodded, "I wanted to stop His Highness Fangyi at that time, but His Highness Fangyi was too fast."
"It doesn't matter, right?" Jiang Cheng took the speech and said with some concern, "If you get infected with that virus, your thighs will also become ulcerated, Fang Yi!"
"I was so careless, really," Kondo shook his head, then pulled a cube of hair from a certain mosaic part of him and handed it to Yoshiichi. "Come on, eat this. Now at this time, you can only fight poison with poison."
"You should talk about this kind of thing earlier!" Fang Yi, who came to his senses, shouted loudly with white eyes while buckled his throat with his claws.
"No, I asked to stop it at that time," Jiang Cheng replied helplessly, "But your speed is too fast. Before anyone can finish his words, he swallowed the "toxic" mouse. But then again, it seems that the mouse is not a good mouse, hey~"
“Σ_(???”∠) vomit…”
In the end, after unremitting efforts, Fang Yi vomited out the ate mouse before being infected by the suspected virus. The thighs were fine, and everything went well! It was a happy congratulations!
...
In a small alley, Jiang Cheng and other cats and Kondo Ikaka were walking slowly behind Yoshiichi.
"Well, is my method really not working before?" Jiang Cheng said as he walked, "but I personally feel it's very useful. Let the wig and Yinshi go out as bait to lead humans to an alley where no one is. I and the gorillas will grab their money. Then, they can go into the restaurant and order what they like. If there is any remaining money, you can go to the pet store for beauty and maintenance."
"What's going on with your head?" Ginto glanced at Jiang Cheng with a speechless look on his face, "Why did he become a bandit after becoming a cat? Why did he become a robber after becoming a cat? By the way, have you been to a pet store?!"
"Well," Jiang Cheng nodded, "I met Fangyi when I became a cat on the first day. As a gift for the first time, I invited him to a meal and by the way I invited him to a pet shop for the cute and gentle clerk to take a shower and combed his hair."
"You... are so amazing..." Gintoe complained silently.
"Isn't this good for those humans who have malicious intentions to us?" Jiang Cheng said indifferently.
"That's right! I agree!" Kondo echoed angrily: "For the abominable humans who covet our bananas, this kind of punishment is understandable! Are the young ladies in the pet store really that gentle?!"
"You only care about the clerk's sister!" Gintoki cursed with white eyes, "And I have told you all! No one is coveting your dirty banana!"
"Jiang Cheng, how do you do bait?" Gui looked at Jiang Cheng beside him and asked, "Is there... the clerk's wife married?"
"Do you want to go too?" Yin Shizui shouted with white eyes, but then his tone changed and he looked at Jiang Cheng, "Can hair care make curls softer?"
Jiang Cheng:...
"Don't do that kind of thing again, Jiang." Fang Yi, who was walking in the front, stopped and said without looking back: "It may not matter to you, a cat, but if there are more and more events and the whole street starts to discuss, the ending will become worse and worse. At that time, the conflict between the people on this street and the wild cats will become irreconcilable. If you continue, the wild cats may no longer be able to survive on this street."
Jiang Cheng stopped in place, lowered his head and thought quietly for a while, then suddenly thought of something, raised his head and nodded with a serious look on his face: "Indeed, that kind of thing really cannot be done anymore. Sorry, I thought too narrowly before."
"It's good that you can understand." After saying this, Fang Yi stood up again and walked forward.
"So, wouldn't it be better if you don't show mercy when you do that next time?" Jiang Cheng continued to say on his own: "If you don't leave a living, the kind of money robbed by a cat will not be spread... Yoxi, just do it! Gintoki, wig, you guys are baiting, I and the gorilla are lurking here!"
"No!!" Fang Yi stopped again, turned his head and shouted frantically, "What's going on with your head?! Do you want to be a murderer?! Have you changed from robbery to murder and robbery?!"
"Hey? No?" Jiang Cheng said in confusion, "Isn't the prevalence of the weak in nature a rule?"
"No!" Fang shouted.
"Souga, if you can't kill it, you can only control your strength and let them forget the memory of this matter. That level should be fine." Jiang Cheng stood up and thought with his claws on his chin, "commonly known as "the plan to make him forget what happened when he was robbed", abbreviated as "the plan to steal the heart"!"
"What's the abbreviation of this?" Yin Shikami stood up, raised his foot and kicked Jiang Cheng's butt, cursing angrily: "And how do you control the strength to make a person lose the memory of being robbed?"
"No, isn't this kind of thing quite common?" Jiang Cheng got up and explained, "In MenInBlack."
"Oh!" Gui exclaimed, "The memory clearer used by the agents does look very useful! Just simply press it to reset the memory of people seeing the universe!"
"I'll go to Hollywood now! You guys are waiting for me here!" Kondo volunteered.
"What's wrong with the heads of the three of you?!" Yin Shikyu shouted madly with his head in his arms, "Who...who will save the heads of the three of them!"
"Gorilla, by the way, I will ask for an autograph for Tommy Li Jones," Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and continued, "Remember to let him write "To Jiang Chengjun" under the signature."
Chapter completed!