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Chapter 44: The question of whether an egg can hatch a chick can only be known by asking the hen that lays the egg!

Looking at the Wanshiwu trio who had already changed into clothes and couldn't recognize Jiang Cheng, Shisi couldn't help feeling a little depressed.

"What? Can you find these guys to play acrobatics?"

"No, I just want to ask them to get rid of the spirits." Kondo explained.

"What a joke? These guys are suspicious at first glance." Shisi looked at the four of them again and said.

"Oh! Brother, behind you..." Kagura exclaimed, pointing behind Shisi's back and he wanted to speak but stopped.

"What's wrong? What's wrong with me?" asked Fourteen.

However, Kagura did not answer, but whispered to Gintoki on the side, but Shishi still heard such words as [no help] [can only donate].

"Can I cut them down? Is it OK?" As he said that, he was about to draw his sword.

However, Kondo, who was standing beside him, quickly stopped him and looked at Jiang Cheng and the other four dressed in disguise, "Master, can you think of some solution? This is really scary. No one dares to go to the cottage."

"Leave it to me, gorilla." Kagura said stepping forward.

"Ah, did you call me a gorilla just now?" Kondo responded and said, "You called me a gorilla!"

...

In the room, Jiang Cheng and the four of them sat opposite each other with the three of them in the Zhenxuan group.

"I just went around the house and looked around and felt the fluctuations of a very powerful spirit, gorilla." Ginto said.

"Hey! You did call a gorilla this time!" Kondo replied.

"Hey, let's try to get rid of the spirit first, but the corresponding price is not cheap, gorilla!" Kagura said at this time.

"Hey, you guys are addicted." Fourteen said in a voice to remind him.

"What kind of spirit is it? Orangutan." asked Zong Wu.

"It's contagious! The end of the conversation is contagious with the habit of orangutans!" Kondo exclaimed.

"That... is the factory director." Kagura was punched by Gintoki as soon as he finished speaking.

"That's the spirit of the factory director who was disturbed by the conveyor belt." Gintoki replied.

"I said, what you see seems to be the spirit of a woman." Kondo said,

"I said it wrong," Shinbaji said, "It was the spirit of a factory manager who was said to look like a conveyor belt that was disturbed by a man who committed suicide."

"Don't you think it's long?! There is no need to say the factory manager's attributiveness, okay? It's just the word count!" Shisi shouted, looking at Jiang Cheng who had been silent on the side, "Hey, why are you silent all the time, why don't you speak?"

Jiang Cheng really didn't expect to be Qant at this time. Although he hadn't thought about the lines, he still said with a stingy head, "It doesn't matter whether it's a factory director or a woman's spirit. Can't women be a factory director?"

After hearing this, everyone's faces showed a shocked expression of [so that's it!].

However, Jiang Cheng was a little happy at this time, so he didn't stop and continued to edit... and said, "And, the one who is troubled is not the factory manager's spirit, but you! V-shaped Liu Haijun!"

"What did you say?" Shisi became anxious when he heard this, "Don't talk nonsense, believe it or not, I'll kill you!"

"Hmph, have you always heard someone whispering in your sleep? You keep saying things like [kill you]?"

"Of course not..." Fourteen was about to refute, but suddenly remembered that this was the case and was stunned for a moment.

"No! Fourteen, you..." Kondo also saw that the situation was not right.

"So, it's not the spirit of the factory manager, but you!" Jiang Cheng said, closing his eyes and pretending to be whispered a few words, then opened his eyes and shook his head and sighed, "Private Marseille, I can't do anything..."

"Is it really... really that serious?" Kondo said.

"It's a hundred times more troublesome than the red factory manager!" Jiang Cheng replied without thinking, and stood up at the same time and walked towards the door. "I just discovered this situation, so again..."

Before he could say goodbye, fourteen said, "Hmph, even if there is really, he will just die under my knife to expel the barbarians. I don't care about that level."

"XIV, I just told you not to underestimate Ling!" Kondo said as he quickly stood up and stopped Jiang Cheng, "Master! Please be sure to save XiV!"

"It's not impossible, but...oh," Jiang Cheng said, still sighing, facing the three of them in Wanshi House, "Let's go, this is no longer something we can solve..."

After hearing this, the trio of Wanshiwu also stood up and walked towards the door. All three of them understood Jiang Cheng's routine.

At this critical moment, Fourteen finally lowered his head and spoke: "Please...please wait..."

...

"So, please tell me about Tu Fangjun's usual hobbies or habits, and I want to analyze them." Jiang Cheng said in a deep voice.

At this time, everyone sat down again.

"Well, I have to eat several bottles of mayonnaise every day, and I have to pour them on whatever I eat, and I have to smoke them every day..." Kondo was interrupted by Echeng before he finished speaking.

"That's all right! I already know!"

"Hey! Isn't it too hasty?" Fourteen complained.

"No, not at all sloppy!" Jiang Cheng raised his head, and Conan's BGM rang out, "There is only one truth! That's mayonnaise!"

"Hey! It has nothing to do with Ling at all! I really cut you down!" Si Si shouted.

"It's okay? You're so young!" Jiang Cheng said with a disdainful smile, and asked fourteen questions at the same time, "Then, what are the main ingredients of mayonnaise?"

"Egg." Fourteen replied without hesitation.

"That's right! The truth is eggs!" Jiang Cheng said nonsense, "We all know that eggs can hatch chicks and cannot hatch chicks! So, how do you tell whether the eggs you use for mayonnaise can hatch chicks or cannot hatch chicks! Even if the merchants say that they use eggs that cannot apply chickens, they carelessly put them in the eggs that can hatch chicks? Have you ever thought of this problem when eating a lot of mayonnaise every day?! In terms of conversion, how many unborn chicks have you taken away! Do you understand?!"

The cigarette in Fourteen's mouth fell off...

At this time, the Wanshiwu trio was completely shocked.

Xinbaji: Really! I really fooled you! It’s seamless! There is no reason to justify you! It’s not a pity that it’s Jiang Chengsang!

Gintoki: He has completely ignored the topic of women in red! He has completely fallen into Jiang Cheng's rhythm! A terrible man!

Kagura: Have I also eaten eggs that can hatch chicks?

"So, according to the master, is that the resentment of the chicks who have not come to this world?" Kondo analyzed.

"You are right." Jiang Cheng replied.

"What a joke!" said Sisi, "This is not my fault! Shouldn't they be looking for the wrong person?! I'm just a consumer!"

"Consumer? Haha," Jiang Cheng sneered again, "If there were no consumers, there would be no mayonnaise at all! And! Do you think they didn't go to the person who picked them wrong?!"

Everyone was stunned again.

"You mean...you mean, that woman in red..." Kondo murmured.

"That's right! That woman in red is the factory manager of the mayonnaise factory!" After Jiang Cheng said that, he quietly gave the three people in Wanshiwu an OK gesture, and the three people in Wanshiwu were shocked again.

Gintoki: I lay in a big trough!

Xinbaji: Too... too strong! Seamless! Completely seamless! The whole story is completely stringed! Not only is the spirit of the little chicken, but even the woman in red is stringed in!

Kagura: Private Marseille! Eggs!

"That," Zhongwu raised his hand at this time, "Didn't you just say that you committed suicide? The red factory director."

"So it's still too young," Jiang Cheng shook his head and said, "For them, pretending to be a person as suicide is as simple as a high school student calculating addition and subtraction within ten!"

"Well, what will happen to him in the Fourteenth? You just said there is a way?! What should I do?!" Kondo asked anxiously.

"Hey... stop kidding!" Fourteen said intermittently, "How could I agree with that...that kind of thing."

"Then, please give me a bottle of mayonnaise." Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and said.

"Hmph, what can you tell that kind of thing?" Shisi said this, but he still handed a bottle of mayonnaise to Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng looked at the mayonnaise in his hand, looked left and right, and kept counting in his mouth.

"It seems that there are three in this bottle," Jiang Cheng said casually, "the spirit of the three little chickens."

In an instant, the cold sweat on the fourteenth head fell.

"No, did you read it wrong?" Gintoki snatched the bottle of mayonnaise, "No matter how you look at it, there are at least thirty ones, look here, one, two, three, four..."

Sisi's face was sweating more and more, and his face became worse and worse...

"Hey... what should I do?!" Fourteen asked intermittently.

"Let's leave it to the three of us. You don't need to take action on the master's actions to eliminate the spirit! Just leave it to the three of us!" Yin Toshiba said first, "Although it will reduce our Taoist practice by half! But..."

Before Gintoki could finish speaking, Sisi had already taken out his wallet, put all the money on the ground, and pushed it towards Gintoki.

Gintoki put it in his arms calmly, and at the same time gave Shinhachi and Kagura a wink.

The two of them understood and stood up at the same time.

"That... Anyway, your name is Yamazaki, right?" Gintoki walked to Yamazaki who was sitting at the door and said, "I will let the spirit descend on you and then remove it."

Looking at the three people with bad faces, Yamazaki couldn't help panic for a moment, "Hashi...Hashibean sack, what method should be used to remove it?"

"Go to you one piece," Gintoki replied.

"What! Then anyone can do it! What do you want?!" Yamazaki retorted.
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