"Hey, haven't you stopped the car yet? I'm really not able to do it..." Yin Shi slowly turned his head and said, but Jiang Cheng was gone.

Gintoki looked into the distance and saw the familiar car. In an instant, Gintoki got up and rushed over at a speed of 100 meters, "What a joke!"

"Master, give them a speed that they can't catch up or get rid of, and just let them run to the beach." Jiang Cheng glanced at the back and said at the same time. He also poured himself a glass of ice cream.

...

"Oh, it's really not possible. I feel like I'm going to die..." Gintoki was really upset when he lay on the beach. "I feel like rounding around and running at least a hundred kilometers..."

"Hey, at most one kilometer, you have too many rounding in!" Jiang Cheng roared.

At this time, Yue Yong and his friends also walked towards Jiang Cheng.

"It seems that there is really a monster, oh, I'm so excited to think about it." Haruta's face was full of excitement, but Shinbaji was not so excited.

"Yinsang, the high rewards and other things are all lie." Shinbaji said to Yinshi hesitantly.

Then everyone heard some broken sound.

"This is the critical strike Aru in RPGgame, remember clearly." Kagura stretched out a finger and explained to Haruta beside him.

"Actually, it was the uncle who bought fried noodles over there who was making a joke. That uncle didn't expect that someone would come..." Xinbaji said again.

"Hmm?" Gintoe stood up, but his head was still lowered and slowly walked towards the fried noodle stall not far away. However, everyone could feel the inexplicable arrogance burning on his body.

Jiang Cheng followed along.

"Hey, why do you want to make that kind of joke?" Gintoki said with his head down, then raised his head, "A creature like a man, even when he is joking, he has to bet on life! He is responsible for every word and deed he has said to the end!"

The boss with yellow hair and big back and sunglasses couldn't help swallowing and said with a smile, "That... that little girl has eaten thirty servings of fried noodles. This is sea cucumber fried noodles! It's very expensive!"

"Ah, really." Jiang Cheng squatted down and smelled the fried noodles on the iron plate. "It really smells like a fishy smell, it smells so bad."

Gintoki finally couldn't help it and raised his hand to press the shop owner's head on the iron plate, and a [sizzling] sound was instantly made on the iron plate.

"Wait, calm down!" the shop owner quickly said, "I don't have money, right! But I will give you something equivalent!"

"Oh, let's take a look first."

...

On the beach, Jiang Cheng inserted his umbrella to the ground, and lay under the umbrella without moving.

There was a large parasol on the side, and there were a group of women and children (Hi Won, Yue Yong, Kagura, Ah Miao, and Haruta.)

Sadahalu, who was beside him, digging holes in the sand, seemed to be able to dig through the earth before the end of this novel.

Gintoki, Shinhachi, and Hasegawa were sitting on the beach without saying a word, wearing the T-shirt known as the collector's version that the store owner had just taken out (the white T-shirt of the samurai written on the beach).

"This T-shirt is really good, Yinsang." Shinbaji said with his head down.

"Yes, if my mother accidentally wears this thing during adolescence, it may cause domestic violence!" Gintoki replied with his head down.

"That T-shirt, but only the employees in my store can wear rare products that are not sold to the public!" The owner of the fried noodles tied tightly shouted, "Wear that dress, you are all the pride of the sea! So, let me go! The pride of the sea won't do such a thing!" The owner of the store shouted while raising the carp on the ground.

But the three people on the side seemed to have not heard it at all.

"Yinsang, what should I do next?" Xinbaji asked in a low voice.

"this……"

Gintoki was interrupted by Hasegawa just as he was about to speak, "Then he had to take action."

"What are you doing?" Gintoki replied.

"On the empty beach, there is a monster and three beach samurai. If we don't protect the sea, who else can protect it?" Hasegawa looked at the sea and sighed, "How do you recover when you encounter something frustrated? Human beings can be divided into two types according to the method of rejuvenating their energy."

As he said that, Hasegawa vomited a cigarette, "One is to look at something humbler than himself, looking for the bottom of the world to find self-comfort. The other is to look at something greater than himself, and kick myself to wake up the unscrupulous self. I belong to the latter. In the past, I would always run to the beach when I encountered unhappy things. In order to see my insignificance, by the way, my wife Xiaochu and I also met by the beach. Do you understand? The sea is my textbook and my teacher."

As he said that, Hasegawa stood up and faced the sea and continued, "No matter who it is, there will be one or two things that are placed in his heart. Even if he keeps changing jobs, my heart will always be here. The so-called work is just to give himself a living like this. It is definitely not to worship gold and destroy the common people! This is my duty! Can you understand? You two..."

Hasegawa turned his head, but it was only then that I realized that Gintoki and Shinhachi had already run under the umbrella of Jiang Cheng, and the three of them were competing for the shadow under the umbrella of Jiang Cheng.

"Hey! Do you have to squeeze the umbrella like this next to me?! You two are so souls!" Jiang Cheng pushed the two hard.

"Hey, have you listened to me?" Hasegawa shouted.

"Don't worry, madao, readers must have seen it, we don't care!" Ginto shouted while pushing Jiang Cheng.

"Well, thanks to you, I don't know how many words I've made the author miserable. I was so happy that I didn't know what to say. I originally wanted to end two chapters, but it seemed that I had to write three chapters again. The author must be thanking your whole family now." Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Yinsang, Xinjiang," Ah Miao and Kagura came over at this time, "I tried to contact the neighborhood committee on the street. As long as I knocked down that alien monster, I would be rewarded."

"Really, sister?!" Shinbaji stood up immediately.

"Um."

"Then you should cheer up again!" Yin Toki also stood up and lifted Jiang Cheng up.

"Hey, it seems that I'm not at all." Jiang Cheng said staring at Yin Shi.

"What are you saying! All life evolved from the ocean! Your mother suffers, shouldn't you, a son, stand up!" Gintok retorted.

"My mother is the sea with Anxing, not the sea of ​​the earth." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said.

"Readers basically won't remember this kind of setting, don't worry!" Gintoki replied.

"Hey! What kind of person do you think of readers as!" Shinbaji shouted, and at the same time, the face camera was full of smiles, "I'm sorry, readers, this silver hair is a little problem with its natural curly head."

"You only have such a big shot, you take all of it alone, what do you want to do?!" Gintoki said unhappily, "It's just a glasses responsible for complaining! Glass responsible for complaining!"

"Get out of here! You two! The camera is mine! I am the protagonist!" Jiang Cheng kicked the two out of the camera directly.

"It's just right! Then let's decide the winner! Decide who is the protagonist of this novel!" Gintok got up and chuckled and said.

"Just compete! Who is afraid of you?" Jiang Cheng was not willing to be outdone.

"Hey, you guys are enough!" In an instant, A Miao took out a box from somewhere, threw out three indescribable dark matter that exuded a black aura, and hit Jiang Cheng, Yin Toe and Shinbaji at the same time.

The three of them fell to the ground and called gg...

"Actually, the complete name of this novel is "Maybe it a fake Gintama, the real name is a wonderful soul!" A Miao said with a smile at the camera.

Falling author: Hello! Don’t tamper with the name of the work casually, okay?

A Miao: "Hmm? Do you have any comments?"

Failed by: Private Marseille!

Voiceover: It turns out that the evil people still need to be beaten by the evil people.

A Miao: "What did you say?"

Voice-over: Private Marseille!

"Now isn't it time to say whether this is good or not!" Shinbaji stood up and shouted.

...

"I said, how did it become like this?"

The fried noodles boss was tied to a cross by everyone and inserted it into the sea as bait...

"Uncle, have I done something bad?! Uncle, I'm just cooking noodles! Let go of uncle, my feet are about to be soaked!" The fried noodles boss shouted loudly.

But it didn't work, and no one on the beach wanted to save people.

"Hyuta, it's wrong, you have to apply it evenly." Yue Yong, who was wearing a swimsuit, poured a whole bucket of lubricant on Haruta.

"Did you really bring lubricant?! What do you want him to learn? This is not the kind of store!" Jiang Cheng squirted, then looked at Rilun who was smiling, "Don't you care about it, your mother?"

"Does it just apply [beep--] there?" Yue Yong murmured.

"It's just swimming! You don't need to paint anything!" Jiang Cheng roared, then sighed, "Haruta, come here and I'll teach you swimming."

"Really?!" Haruta said in surprise.

"Yes." After Jiang Cheng answered, he raised Qingta who was wearing shorts directly. "The density of sea water is much higher than that of the swimming pool, so it is easy to learn." After saying that, Jiang Cheng put on a projected pose, "Go! Qingta!"

After saying that, Jiang Chengru threw Qingta into the sea.

"Hey! It's going to be dead!" Xin Baji was in a mess on the side.

"What are you saying, Xinbajijun," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and looked indifferent, "It's like this for boys to learn swimming. When I was a child, I learned to swim and I was thrown into the sea like this. What I learned is more reliable than what others teach me."
Chapter completed!