Chapter 392: You can forget everything, but you can't forget your own personality!
"Ah, ah. Haha, what a good boy," Jiang Cheng smiled, came to the two of them and reached out to pat their shoulders at the same time, "Yes, I am the best producer in the world. As long as I listen to me well, I will not let you two suffer... Come on, relax your body..."
"Wait!" Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, quickly withdrew his hand and shook his head, "No, right! It's not like that! Even if you two listen to me well, I have nothing to be happy about!"
[Oh no! Because I just thought about the business of the pillow, I was too immersed in the show! They were led by the nose!] Jiang Cheng thought to himself that something was wrong.
"Hmm?" The paper and the fourteenth son looked at Jiang Cheng in confusion at the same time.
"That, you two," Jiang Cheng faced the two again and explained: "It seems that they should be the front desk staff... ahem! It should be the front desk staff who made a mistake!"
"Is it wrong?" the paper quizzed.
"But that's what my senior told us~" Zifou said shyly.
"Well, let's listen to my explanation," Jiang Cheng cleared his throat, pointed to the red wine and candles on the desk beside him, and pointed to the big bed with love-shaped petals on the side, "I am the producer, and then the new artist in the room is called, the high-end red wine and big bed over there. Do you know what to do when you remind me? Do you understand?"
[No, wait!] Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted and looked at the red wine and big bed next to him in shock. [What kind of props are that?! Why did such things appear in an instant?! Now it is a scum producer who requires idol pillows to open business! Can props be more attentive!]
"Yeah—" Jianzi frowned, put his index finger on his lower lips, closed his eyes and raised his face, and then opened his eyes and nodded, "That's right, I understand! I want to drink red wine while guiding, right? Thank you producer! Oh~ Producer Jiang Cheng, he is really a super good person! He is willing to spend time outside of work to guide newcomers like us~ right? Fourteenth son~"
"Yes, yes, producer Jiang Cheng is really a good person~" Suddenly, the fourteenth son became hypocritical and said coquettishly.
"Although there are some differences..." Jiang Cheng tried hard to calm down his mood and explained with a smile again: "But it is basically like this. He drinks red wine while guiding. But this part of the guidance is a bit..."
"Something?" The paper looked unclear.
"A little more adult guidance." Jiang Cheng whispered.
"Adult?" The fourteenth son was puzzled.
"Don't pretend to be stupid, you two! You definitely understand, right?" Jiang Cheng approached the two of them impatiently and reminded in a low voice, "I have said it several times. I'm not calling you two, but the woman named Asongjiang..."
"Of course I understand!" The paper interrupted Jiang Cheng's words again, "You are trying to guide us in the etiquette and the rules when we say hello, right? In order to make us outstanding adults!"
"I am worthy of being the best producer in the world~ It's super awesome~" Zisi praised in a twisted manner.
"Ahhhhh!" Jiang Cheng hugged his head crazy, "Is it that difficult?! Is it so difficult for them to understand that this matter is so difficult?! Who... will help me!"
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the narrator's voice rang out in time.
"Jianzi and Shisizi are new artists who joined the company yesterday. Because of their equally confused personality, they now form a confused girl duo."
[You should tell me this kind of thing earlier!] Jiang Cheng thought to himself, [But... If you say that, it would be impossible to use ordinary methods to make these two people with confused personality go back honestly... Then, you can only show off appropriately and scare the two people away! Even these two guys cannot do anything that goes against their own personality now! This is the rule!]
"What's wrong? Producer Jiang Cheng?" Zhangzi said in confusion.
"Yes, I've been in a daze since the beginning~" said the Fourteenth Son in concern.
Jiang Cheng took a deep breath, then looked at the two of them and said seriously: "I think I already know how to let you two understand. That, you two are newcomers, right?"
"Yes, newcomer." Wenzi and Shizi nodded at the same time.
"In other words, you two don't know the rules of the entertainment industry very well, right?" Jiang Cheng asked again.
"I don't understand at all." Wenzi shook his head.
"In other words, are you willing to teach us these? Thank you so much!" The Fourteenth Son said in surprise, then quickly bowed, "Please give me some advice!"
"No, no," Jiang Cheng waved his hand quickly, "Ah, that, how can you say it..."
"Why do you seem so distressed?" Jianzi said in confusion with a natural and stupid expression.
"It's all because of you two!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but curse.
"Eh?" The Censor and the Fourteenth son showed a natural expression at the same time, and looked at Jiang Cheng in confusion.
Looking at the expressions of these two people, Jiang Cheng could no longer hold back and cursed with blue veins, "Ahhh! That's it! I fell in love with the newcomer of our company, Asong Jiang! That's why I asked the front desk to ask Asong Jiang to come to my room! Then I confessed to her the heroine of Sixty-nine! What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me?! I'm very hard, okay? What's wrong with me?!"
"I work diligently every day! I can't even step out of the door of this room, so I just use my rights to get along with the girl I fell in love with at first sight?! Isn't that wrong?! Isn't it possible?! Even such a simple wish can't be done?"
"Ahhh, that's it..." The paper clicked, and then pretended to complain: "If that's the case, wouldn't it be enough to just say that at first?"
"Yes, yes, since that's the case, it should have been said from the beginning~" Shisizi nodded and agreed.
"I don't want to say it at all!" Jiang Cheng cursed angrily, "It's not because you two are in a mess! Without you two, it's over now, okay? Why are you two idiots here? Why are you still confused characters? It's so popular!"
"Si Si Zi, do you understand?" Jian Zi looked at Shi Si next to him with a puzzled look, "Is that the one? What's the name? What's the business?"
"I remember it seems to be called sea cucumber business or mayonnaise business..." Shisizi replied with a frown.
"It's the business of pillows (unspoken rules)! What is the business of mayonnaise?! Just sounds like it makes people unable to eat!" Jiang Cheng roared.
"Bastard!" Fourteen instantly burst into tears and grabbed Jiang Cheng's already, but then he felt relieved and thought to himself: [No! I was almost angry by this bastard! Character design! Pay attention to your character design, Fourteen Son! It's a confused character design, the Fourteen Son!]
[How is it? Did you accidentally say your true thoughts?] Jiang Cheng curled his lips disdainfully, [That's right! All those words just now were said by me to make you two destroy your character! Once your character is broken, you two have to end! Design your plot according to your character? Don't joke! How could I do that kind of troublesome thing!]
At this moment, the chef looked at Jiang Cheng with an excited look and cheered: "The pillow is open...so great!"
"Ha?" Jiang Cheng looked confused.
"While doing the production work, the pillows are running!" Jianzi looked at Jiang Cheng with admiration, "You are selling pillows desperately, right? That's it, I understand! You want my pillows to open, right?"
"That...I didn't understand what I said just now!" Jiang Cheng said in confusion.
"It's not just a coach, but even introduced us to part-time jobs. What a great producer!" Zhangzi praised, looking at the fourteenth son beside him, "Are you right? Fourteenth son?"
"Yes, yes, what a great producer~" Shisizi nodded and agreed.
"Class? Fourteen sons?"
Ignoring Jiang Cheng's words, the paper continued to say on his own: "It's like that right? Like the former boss of the famous TV sales, right? What kind of voice should I use to promote it? Is it better to be a little sharper?"
"Let me listen to someone!" Jiang Cheng reminded loudly.
"Ahem..." Wenzi walked aside, picked up the two pillows on the big bed, pinched his throat and shouted: "This pillow has a great sense of comfort. As long as you put your head on, you will sleep soundly immediately! The two pillows only cost 3,000 yuan! In addition, the big discount activity that is paying back to customers, you will immediately lose 5,000 yuan!"
"It's all over!" Jiang Cheng complained.
"I want to yell around the whole street!" The paper continued on his own.
"Why?" Jiang Cheng said in confusion.
"Because I was so moved! The producer of Jiang Cheng is really great! It's really great! I'm willing to let me open my pillow! The producer of Jiang Cheng! The pillow is open! The producer of Jiang Cheng! The unspoken rules! The unspoken rules of Jiang Cheng's production!" Chuangzi shouted with emotion.
"Stop it quickly! Do you want me to be banned by the entertainment industry?!" Jiang Cheng roared.
"By the way, what if you don't change your name?" Jianzi continued to pinch his chin and said, "How about changing it to Jiang Cheng if you don't call him Jiang Pillow?"
"It's not bad, the paper, how did you come up with this good idea? You might be a genius~" Zisizi praised, then came to Jiang Cheng's side, knelt down on one knee, stretched out his hands and kept shaking it, "The producer of the hidden rules~ The shining pillow business producer~ Jiang Wang Producer~"
"Everyone, come to the side of the producer of Jiangzhen~" Jianzi shouted exaggeratedly, "It's all because of the producer of Jiangzhen~"
"A ghost! They should have been scared away, right!" Jiang Cheng complained with white eyes.
"You are really modest~" Chuangzi sighed.
"My production career is over!" Jiang Cheng roared.
"It doesn't matter if you are not so humble~" Sisizi stopped the movements in his hand and said.
"I'm serious!" Jiang Cheng shouted.
"Producer of Jiang Pin, we will follow you all our lives!" The paper and the fourteenth son swore at the same time.
Chapter completed!