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Chapter 382: Find your own role!

"What are you talking about?" Aston asked with a smile on his face.

"That... Actually, I..." Jiang Cheng sorted out his expression a little, then showed a tender look, "Actually, I don't know anything about you, but... what does it matter? What I like is your face, and only your face in my eyes. The only one that attracts me to come here to participate in the competition is your face! That's right! I am such a shallow man! So, can the rest of the things I have slowly learned about you in the days to come?"

"Don't believe him! Asong-chan!" Shinbaji quickly reminded, "This man is lying! Don't be blinded by his expression! All he likes is Opi! And he has no interest in Asong-chan, your breasts that look perfect in my eyes, absolutely not fooled! Asong-chan! And he is not that kind of thing to participate in the competition! It's just for the game in the luxury prizes! He is just a real game OTAKU!"

Dingdong Dingdong Dingdong...

"Although I don't know what's going on, there is no doubt that the Yoshihara team where Jiang Cheng is located escaped! Because of Jiang Cheng's affectionate confession, he avoided the punishment!" The host announced, "By the way, I would like to remind the other contestants that women like men to praise themselves for their good looks! Even Asong Jiang is not surprised! Such remarks that seem to be scumbag can also impress women!"

[You are too young...] Jiang Cheng smirked in his heart, [A group of virgin OTAKUs, you are not on the same level as me! You should give up and go home to sleep as soon as possible!]

[Oh no! I almost forgot!] Shinbaji thought fiercely, [I almost forgot what the host said just now! Atongjiang is the complete rule in this victory and defeat! As long as Atongjiang is happy, everything else doesn't matter at all! Answer the right question? That kind of thing doesn't matter at all! The important thing is to be able to make Astongjiang happy!]

At the same time, Fourteen thought of this.

[Recognize this quickly! You guys!] Sisi and Shibaji looked at the members of their teams who were still on the slide at the same time. [If you don’t notice this, you will definitely not win that man! Please!! Kondo San Kagurachan!]

"Then start the second question!" The host said the answer, but the button to answer was instantly pressed.

[I don't know anything and press it so fast!] Xin Baji's eyes widened in an instant, [Who?! Who is it?!]

"A Gao from the personal guard, please answer!" The host looked at A Gao who was chewing gum.

[For! Why is it you?!] Xinbaji is not good all over, [You are the one who is the most unlikely to know?! Even if you fool it with praise, do you really speak Japanese neatly?! Who are you?!]

[Win...] Jiang Cheng chuckled, [In this case, even if I want to copy my answer, it will be of no use! Recently, I have always worked part-time in the Cowherd shop and I are not on the same level as you!]

"Oh... please wait..." Agao held his forehead with one hand, frowned, and after pondering for a while, he continued in a not-so-fluent Japanese, "Sorry, can I go to the bathroom (a milestone of Menshin Shi's journey to the underworld)?"

(Middle mark of Menshin Shi's journey to the underworld: from the famous wakam of Monk Ikkyu.)

[Just just want to urinate?!] Shinbaji fell to the ground in an instant, [Did I press the button specifically to say this? After saying that, I don’t know why I said Atong’s words are even smoother than Japanese? All the words that even Japanese people don’t know are coming out!]

[It's really bad, it's just a waste of an opportunity...] Several black lines appeared under the corner of Xinbaji's eyes.

Dingdong Dingdong Dingdong...

"The answer is correct!" the host said, "The question is, "What is the first sentence I said to the audience because I was nervous?" The answer is, "Can I go to the toilet?"

"Agao answered the question without even reading it! It's so amazing!" the host praised.

【Answer...correct!!】 Xinbaji was completely shocked, [Why?! What kind of miracle is this?!]

"Ah, Ah, you know very clearly! Ah, Gao!" Kagura, who was beside him, patted Ah, on the shoulder and praised, then turned his head to look at Shinbaji and shouted with confidence: "There is no problem with everything, Ah, Ah, you can just leave it to me and Ah, Ah, Ah!"

[That one is just a blind cat hitting a dead mouse!!] Xinbaji retorted hard in his heart.

"Then, the slides of the Tongxuan Group and Yoshihara team will rise to one level." The host continued.

"Wait!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand again and stopped him, then showed a tender face again and looked at Atong, "Well, I was completely attracted by your face just now. So I didn't notice what the host was talking about. Should this situation be handled as an accident?"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng showed a gentle smile on his face.

"Do you still want to use the same trick again?! You bastard!" Shinbaji immediately spitted and cursed, then looked at Atong on the side and advised, "No! You must not believe this man's words! Atongjiang! Now his words and his expression are all lies!"

"Shut up! Xinbaji!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Do you know what I am?! My words are all the truth!"

"This person really doesn't blush at all when he lies," Shinbaji said disgustedly, "Then, before saying such words, you should swear to me in advance! Sending a swear to prove that you didn't lie!"

"I swear!" Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and raised his right hand without thinking, "If I lie, Xinbajijun will be virginity in his life!"

"Swear in your own name! Bastard!" Xinbaji's glasses were about to break, his eyes were covered with blood, and he shouted loudly, "Why should I use me to make such a vicious oath?! Why do I lie and I will be a virgin for the rest of my life!"

"Atung-chan!" Kagura raised his hand to look at Ah-tong, "This vow does not hold Ah-lu!"

"Thank you, Kagurachan, you are willing to speak for me..." Shinbaji wiped the tears of touching eyes.

"Because Shinbaji is destined to be virgin for the rest of his life, this vow does not hold true at all!" Kagura continued.

"Believe it or not, I will kill you now!" Xinbaji shouted loudly with white eyes, "Who can tell the future is accurate! Why am I destined to be virgin for a lifetime!"

"Calm down, Hachisang," Gintoki, who had already drunk one-third of the strawberry milk, rubbed his big belly and floated in the swimming pool, looking at the glasses in his hand and comforted, "You should almost accept this role positioning, right? Men, sometimes you have to accept this cruel reality before you can keep going with your head raised and your chest!"

"See here and say it!! And I don't want to hear that kind of comfort at all!" Shinbaji complained wildly, "And when will my character position be immortal?! I have never heard of it at all!"

"Ah, sorry, I almost forgot," Gintoki quickly changed his mouth, "It should be the glasses of the eternal virginity. This is the role positioning of Shinbaji. I'm really sorry, I forgot the glasses. Ahhaha..."

"Just drown me in strawberry milk!" The angry Shinbaji rushed over and stepped on Ginto's head and stepped on Ginto's head into strawberry milk...

"Well, Asong Jiang, how about it? Can Jiang Cheng's words be used to avoid punishment just now?" The host looked at Asong beside him and asked.

After thinking for a while, Asong Jiang lowered her head and pinched her chin for a while, she raised her head and nodded with a smile, and said, "Although the praise just now was the same as the previous one, she made such a poisonous oath this time, so she barely passed the qualification this time."

"That's great!" Jiang Cheng cheered.

"It's so strange! It's me who was obviously used to swear! It's me who is more miserable, right!" Shinbaji argued dissatisfiedly, "So I should give my team points!"

"That, I understand a little bit," Kondo nodded and said, "Now, as long as you praise Asongchan, can you avoid punishment? Then, I can do it too! Asongchan, you are the most perfect woman in my heart except Miss A Miao!"

After just now, the slides of the three people in the Tongxuan group began to rise. Zhongguo and Yamazaki only rose one square, but the slide where Kondo was located rose several squares, and the entire slide and the ground formed at a right angle!

"Why?! What I said is clearly the truth!" Kondo held the slide and tried desperately to prevent himself from falling off. "Also, Asong Jiang... Maybe it was my illusion. I think it seems that only my angle is particularly big... What's going on?"

Asong Jiang squinted her eyes and smiled without saying a word.

"The next question is the third question," ignored Kondo's dissatisfaction shouting, and the host continued, "First watch this video..."

As soon as he said that, a picture gradually appeared on the big screen in front of the contestants, which was the building of an electrical appliance mall.

However, just as the building just appeared, the ringtone suddenly rang again, and at the same time, the screen that was just about to play was also paused.

[What are you doing?! Nothing has started to be released yet!] Shinbaji's pupils shrank suddenly, and his eyes widened and he fell into shock.

"It's Agao from the personal guard again!" the host shouted.

[So why is it you?!] Xinbaji was so tender that she was so tender on the outside. [Don’t you want to go to the bathroom?! Besides, you didn’t read anything and what are you going to answer?!]
Chapter completed!
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