Chapter 372: Rules are meant to be broken!
"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng wiped his nose and got up from the ground, complaining with white eyes, "What are you doing to the host? Believe it or not, you are disqualified? Bastard!"
"You fake and shoddy host are not qualified to say this!" Gintoki shouted with his eyes blankly, "What's going on with your outfit? What's going on? What's the original host? Why are you here? What's wrong with your original host?!"
"Hmph," Jiang Cheng hugged his hands and snorted disdainfully, "That kind of thing has not existed from the beginning. Who do you think the sponsor of this game is? Who do you think the person responsible for broadcasting in the background?"
"Could it be... Could it be..." Yin Shikyu reacted, squinted his eyes and twitched half of his face, turned his head and looked at the helicopter hovering in the air, and saw that there were a group of Baihua members in the helicopter!
Gintoki lowered his head and glanced at the security guards in the venue. They were all members of Baihua!
"What are you doing?" Gintoki was in a bad mood, and he grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar and white eyes and complained wildly, "Why did you become the host for no reason? Why did Yoshihara become the sponsor of this game? Why did those women take over the game? What are you thinking about in your head?!"
"Why?" Jiang Cheng was a little confused, "Of course it was to advertise Yoshihara, there was obviously such a good opportunity."
"Shut up!"
Gintoshi just finished speaking, Shinbaji, who was standing beside him, hurriedly grabbed Gintoshi and leaned over Gintoshi's ear and whispered: "Calm down, Gintoshi, since the host is really Jiang Chengsang, it will be more beneficial to us."
"I'm just unhappy!" Gintoki shouted.
"For various reasons, I won't say much nonsense!" Jiang Cheng held up the microphone and shouted at the audience again, "Let's go directly to the final game! Areyouready?!"
“Yes!” × 5000+
"I know that every contestant who arrived is feeling uneasy at the moment, worried that he will not be as good as other teams," Jiang Cheng showed a hint of helplessness on his face, "But! Don't worry! I have formulated very fair rules for the competition! I will never favor any team! Love? The things that cannot be seen cannot be measured at all! Do you think your love for this flat-breasted woman is not as good as others?"
"Should a little bit," Shinbaji said with a cold face, "What does flat-breasted girl mean? Change me to the world's most adorable idol Asong Jiang! You bastard!"
"Yo Xi, insult the host, the Semen Tongpeng Guard will be punished once." Jiang Cheng took out his small notebook, opened it and took out a ballpoint pen to scratch it, then closed it, looked at the audience with a smile, and explained, "By the way, as long as there are three acts of insulting the host, you will be directly disqualified!"
"Yinsang, this person has no intention of favoring us at all." Xinbaji complained with a dark face, "I just think it's fun, right?"
"I haven't seen the previous competition rules yet... No, it's not suitable for you at all!" Jiang Cheng faced the contestants again, "Physical strength? Economic strength? What are they? Use that kind of thing to judge your fairness towards the fair around me... No, do you think Atongjiang's love is fair?! Answer me loudly! Is fair?!"
"What I said is that judging our love with that kind of thing is not fair at all!"
"You are right! It's not fair at all! I'm just poor, but my love for Asong Jiang is the same!"
"I'm just not physically strong, but my love for Asong Jiang is not inferior to anyone!"
More and more contestants agree, and the sound of [unfairness] is getting louder and louder.
"Yinsang, it seems that even a person like Jiang Chengsang is very serious in such a formal occasion." Xinbaji praised in a low voice.
"Don't let me go!" Ginto turned his face and spat in a low voice, saying disdainfully, "Don't be blinded by his appearance, Shinbaji."
"Yo Xi, the staff over there drove out those who said they were unfair and disqualified." Jiang Cheng glanced at the staff (Baihua members), and then faced the contestants again, and continued with contempt, "There are no money you chased for? What do you give to your favorite idol to support? What should you do with the idol's new album? Physical strength? There is not even a good physical strength. Are you going to support your idol on the hospital bed? Get back quickly, Cherry!"
"Well, Yinsang, I'll take back what I said just now..." Shinbaji said with a blank expression, "This person is still playing."
Looking at the hundreds of OTAKUs being dragged away by a group of Baihua members one after another, the remaining contestants did not express any dissatisfaction.
"Ahem," Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and spoke again, "There are many competitors missing in an instant. Are you happy? But don't rush to be happy first, I will announce more surprising news next!"
As he said that, Jiang Cheng took out a wrinkled paper from his arms, flattened it, and began to read it word by word: "All the guys participating in the competition, because there is only one team that won in the end, it is inevitable that other teams will feel disappointed. Therefore, for the sake of social stability and to appease the emotions of the losers, as the organizer, he will give each failed team four 10% discount experience coupons for various Yoshihara shops!"
"What?! There are still prizes if you fail?!"
"Or it is Yoshihara's 10% discount experience coupon?!"
"I'm starting to look forward to it!"
"Me too!"
"If this happens, it doesn't matter if I lose the game! By the way, I can say goodbye to my virginity!"
"That's right! The organizers of this event are really taking care of us!"
Listening to the whispers of the contestants on site, Shinbaji complained without expression: "I don't want to complain anymore. This is undoubtedly a discount fraud..."
"No, you were wrong, Shinbaji," Gintoki held his hand and replied seriously, "This is not just a simple discount fraud, you see! Those contestants have begun to be no longer interested in winning the competition! The so-called winning and losing heart that they have ignited has been smoothed out by this man!"
"Really...really!" Xinbaji looked at the competitors who were discussing going to that store and exclaimed, "No...it's worthy of Jiang Chengsang, who knows how to play with the hearts of OTAKU! A simple word will actually..."
Before Xinbaji could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng spoke again: "Well, don't be excited for now, cherry, you guys, you haven't finished speaking yet."
The OTAKUs then calmed down again and looked at Jiang Cheng. Jiang Cheng held up the microphone and continued: "Because there may be special circumstances, the Yoshihara 10% discount store discount coupon can be exchanged for mayonnaise for three-day free coupons."
[Evil Way!] Xinbaji instantly widened his eyes and looked at Jiang Cheng, thinking: [It's simply an evil way! It's a trap set for Tufangsang! Tufangsang, who loves mayonnaise, will definitely shake his heart! Beautiful job! Jiang Chengsang!]
"Who will ask for that kind of thing? Start the competition soon!"
"Yes, start quickly!"
The audience in the audience shouted...
"Hey, Fourteen, calm down." A certain orangutan in the crowd looked at Fourteen with his head and shoulders trembling, reminding him, "This is a trap! It is a trap that must not be fooled!"
"Bastard..." Shisi said word by word, lowering his head and gritting his teeth.
...
"Then, next, the winner will officially begin!" Jiang Cheng announced loudly, then looked at Asong Jiang on the side, "That, Ping... Asong Jiang, please read the rules of the game."
"Hey?" Asong Jiang was a little panicked in an instant, "Didn't Jiang Chengsang just now and said that he had formulated new rules of the game? I don't know anything."
"How could there be that kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently, "How could I think of that troublesome thing."
Shinhachi Gintoki Takaya Kagura: This person is really popular...
"How about this?" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and raised an index finger and suggested, "How about drawing lots? Isn't it fair? Finally, Atong, you will draw the number card of the lucky team. Everyone will not complain, and the opportunities for all teams are the same."
"Hey? This, this..." Aston began to twist, "Although it does seem fair, but..."
"No?" Jiang Cheng asked in confusion, "but I thought of this method. It is fast, effective and fair."
"Jiang Chengsang," Xinbaji, who was standing by, walked over with the Taiwanese book that Jiang Cheng had just thrown away and stuffed it into Jiang Cheng's hand. "If you really don't know what to say, follow the Taiwanese book... don't say anything strange."
"It's so troublesome," Jiang Cheng complained, "The lines I prepared are over here. After that, I have to go back to play games."
"Can you feel a little responsible?" Shinbaji twitched and complained.
"Let me do it!" Yin Shi took the script in Jiang Cheng's hand with an unhappy look, glanced slightly, pinched the script into a ball and threw it behind him.
"Anyway, the rules of the game are very simple," Gintoki snatched the microphone in Jiang Cheng's hand, raised an index finger and spoke seriously, "Because it's too troublesome, we went directly to the finals. Now we want to distribute Atong's [beep--]. The fastest team to eat up is the Victory Team."
Kagura held a stack of small plates in a very timely manner and said, "Please! Oh!"
"A good method, but it's a little disgusting." Jiang Cheng picked up his hand and nodded and commented, "But then, do you need to chase an idol now? Do you have to eat [beep--]? Awesome, Xinbaji."
"Don't listen to Yinsang's random words, Jiang Chengsang..." Xinbaji replied speechlessly.
"Wait! What's going on with this kind of random game?!"
"How much [beep--] do you think Asongjiang can pull?!"
"There must be a limit to making fun of Asongjiang! Stop it with me!"
"Atung-chan won't pull [beep--] and fart! Get out of here! Scum!"
Chapter completed!