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Chapter 349: Idiots are generally harmless!

Immediately, Yue Yong couldn't help but secretly threw out two kunai who hit Jiang Cheng's forehead.

"I heard the sound of squirting blood again." Shenwei continued, "Boss, you must also pay attention to your body. In this case, you can spew something out so casually, which will be a heavy burden on your body."

Jiang Cheng pulled out the Kuwu from his head expressionlessly, looked up at Yue Yong, and had a ferocious face: [Get fucked!]

[Will anyone fall asleep at such a critical moment?! Are you a fool? Absolute fool!] Yue Yong stared at Jiang Cheng with white eyes.

[No way! I'm also sleepy after playing the game for two consecutive days!]

"What's wrong? Can't even hold the pen?" Shenwei continued.

"I haven't seen you for a long time, have you finally understood the taste of rice? It's worthy of being that ZZZ..."

"So what does ZZZ mean?" Shenwei asked again with a smile.

[Why are you asleep again! Bastard!!] Looking at Jiang Cheng who started to snore again, Yue Yong was in a bad mood.

"ZZZ is ZZZZZ..."

"So that's it, so that's it, I understand." Shenwei nodded with a smile.

[Followed!!] Yue Yong finally breathed a sigh of relief. [Although I don’t know why I can understand, I finally fooled it.]

"Actually, there is another very important purpose for coming here today, that is..."

Before Shenwei finished speaking, the man had disappeared from the spot. The next moment, he appeared in front of the screen in an instant, and even Yue Yong did not react.

"Wait..." Yue Yong was about to speak to stop him, but it was too late.

I saw Shen Wei pulling off the screen, and even looking at the person behind the screen, he punched and slapped Jiang Cheng at the same time.

"What are you doing here? Uncle stupid."

"Hmph, it seems that it has been exposed," Jiang Cheng grabbed Shen Wei's legs and fists with both hands at the same time, then raised his head and looked at Shen Wei with a smile on his face. "It seems that he has made no progress. At least he knows he is going to get out of his legs this time, Nobita."

"In my opinion, you have made no progress. You are remembering other people's names wrongly." Shenwei said with a smile.

"Is that right? But I don't remember saying that you should learn ordinary etiquette before reporting your name, right?" As he said that, Jiang Cheng let go of his divine power, and signaled the two young ladies Baihua beside him to leave, and then stood up from the ground. "It is not polite to do such a move in front of the elders, Nobita."

"But on a certain planet, they do show respect for their elders in this way." Shen Wei turned around again, threw a whip leg with his right leg, and at the same time, his right hand poked Jiang Cheng's eyes.

"So didn't you say it? It's ordinary etiquette. That kind of etiquette on a wild planet is not considered a real etiquette."

While speaking, Jiang Cheng finally moved...

boom!!!

The divine power was blown away directly, and the whole person smashed against the wall, and the entire wall shattered in response to the sound.

Shenwei, who had sat up, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, then stood up, and only excitement was left in his eyes when he looked at Jiang Cheng.

"Maybe this is a bit too much, but it is reasonable for the elders to teach impolite younger generations a lesson." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said, "And he was asked by Sister Jiang Hua to teach me a little bit of a rebellious son who entered puberty."

"Is that so? That's really a matter of no need!" Shenwei rushed over again.

...

"Eat more, it must be very hard in normal times, right?" Jiang Cheng kept picking up dishes for Shenwei. "It's not easy to live alone at such a young age."

"Yes." Shenwei held the big wooden basin and kept pulling rice into his mouth, but his appearance had changed drastically from the moment. He saw that Shenwei's entire face had no good place, and his nose was covered with bandages and OK.

My whole head was also wrapped in thick bandages, and my clothes were covered with dust.

As for Jiang Cheng, there was no other change except for a few tooth marks on his head.

Looking at the hall that was destroyed by the two, which could only be called the ruins, Yue Yong was still a little unresponsive at this time. The battle between the two was more like a one-sided crushing than a one-sided crush.

Yue Yong understood the first time, why Jiang Cheng could solve Chunyu and a division alone, which was powerful, but it could not be simply called powerful. Yue Yong didn't know how to describe that feeling.

[If you become serious, this country will also be overturned in an instant...] Yue Yong secretly came to such a conclusion in his heart.

"Yueyue, it's okay. This child who seems a little unwise is the child of Sister Jiang Hua. Although his head has not been inherited at all, such fools are generally harmless." Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong and said.

"But in my opinion, you are also a fool." Shenwei said with a smile.

"Did you say that to elders?" Jiang Cheng frowned and criticized, then gently rubbed the teeth marks on his head, "But you really haven't made any progress at all. Nobita, you are still using this move."

Divine power laughed but didn't say anything.

"By the way," Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and looked at Shenwei with excitement, "I heard that you are not going to be a pirate? Where is your partner? Let me see! Is there any swordsman with three swords and rubber man whose body can stretch at will? Is there any?"

...

After seeing Afutu and Yunye, Jiang Cheng looked disappointed, as if he was shattered in his dream.

"Captain..." Looking at Shen Wei's appearance at this moment, Afutu twitched the corner of his mouth, thinking for a long time but didn't know what to say.

In the end, Afutu chose to turn his face away and laughed secretly.

"Afutu, do you want to be killed by me?" Shenwei said with a smile.

"What are you talking about, Captain? I definitely don't mean to laugh at you just because you dropped one or two! Absolutely no!" Afutu replied seriously.

"Nobita, if the target is One Piece, it is absolutely impossible to find such a partner. At least you have to be a partner like Luffy!" Jiang Cheng suggested seriously, "This kind of public face that doesn't even have a reward is not good!"

"Captain, this one is..."

...

After a brief introduction, Jiang Cheng invited the two to dinner very carefully.

Seeing his team leader being beaten up in a miserable manner, Afutu was very clever and didn't ask any more questions. After all, if even the Divine Power was not an opponent, then the same would be true for himself.

"Are you the deputy commander?" Jiang Cheng looked at Afutu with disbelief.

"Hi, yes." Afutu pulled the corner of her mouth and showed a somewhat forced smile.

"It looks so dirty. How long has it been since that person had taken a shower? His beard and hair have not been trimmed for a long time, right? It's so dirty, it feels like there are bugs," Jiang Cheng leaned into Shenwei's ear and whispered, "You won't learn from him not to take a shower, right? This is not possible. You have to wash your bath once a day."

The expression on Afutu's face frozen instantly.

"There are also Yun Ye and the hair style is very strange. Obviously, no matter who sees this situation, he will think he is a bald man, but he pretends to be a braid. He must be the kind of person who is unwilling to accept reality. This kind of person is very bad." Jiang Cheng continued, "Nobita can't learn from that kind of person. Although he inherits that bald man, he will lose hair in the future 99%, but at that time, he can just accept reality honestly."

Yun Ye’s expression...ah, it’s no difference whether this person is solidified or not. He is originally facial paralysis.

"Well, although it's a bit redundant to say this now, I want to know where Lord Fengxian is..." A Futu smiled awkwardly and asked.

"Afutu, there is no need to ask about such boring things." Shenwei looked at Afutu with a smile, "It doesn't matter what the old man does. Also, starting today, please take a shower once a day and clean your beard and hair regularly."

"Captain, I usually pay attention to personal hygiene!" Afutu retorted, "This is just style! style!"

"Yun Ye, you must learn to accept reality." Shen Wei looked at Yun Ye and said with a smile, "If you can do this, maybe you can surpass that bald man. I heard that the bald man is still unwilling to accept the fact that he is already bald."

When Yun Ye heard this, he said that it was a big deal. As long as he accepted the reality that he was a bald man, he had hope to catch up with the owner of Xinghai! He immediately reached out and pulled his braid and wanted to pull it off.

"Wait! Yunye! Don't force it! Things that can't be done! Even if you pull off your braids, you can't become like the master of Xinghai!" A Futu hurriedly stopped.

"It's a bald man." Jiang Cheng and Shen Wei said with a smile at the same time.

"Is the synchronization rate a little too high?" Afutu complained.

...

"Then, in Yoshihara, where the old man Fengxian is gone, what are you doing here?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Afutu indifferently, "If you guessed correctly, Chunyu should have known it a long time ago. Chunyu, who has not been moving for a long time, has suddenly sent the strongest 7th Division to avenge what happened?"

"No, no, no," Afutu waved his hand quickly and said with a wry smile, "It's just to confirm the status of Mr. Fengxian. Since we are no longer here, we will have nothing to do."

Dangerous! Dangerous! This man feels so dangerous! It is several times more terrifying than Fengxian!

Just a casual glance, Afutu felt a slight slight in her heart, and all the hairs on her body stood up.

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head, then looked at Yue Yong on the side, "Look, it's no big deal, Yue Yue, you're too nervous."

Yue Yong:...

"Speaking of this, Nobita, I want to tell you something, but today I'm too sleepy, let's talk about it tomorrow." As he said that, Jiang Cheng yawned and stood up, turning around without thinking.
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