Chapter 317: Screwdrivers, One! (Month
Yoshihara, early in the morning.
Still feeling the strange feeling on his face, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes expressionlessly, bursting with blue veins and said, "Hey, I'm not that kind of perverted foot control, bastard!"
But just after saying that, Jiang Cheng suddenly realized something was wrong...
...
Breakfast time.
"Ah hahaha! What kind of costume are you doing?" Jiang Cheng covered his stomach and couldn't stop laughing, "Why is it a cross screwdriver? What kind of play are you playing? Is Yoshihara's new activity?"
Listening to Jiang Cheng's ridicule, two blue veins popped up on Yue Yong's face and began to pound. Then, Yue Yong silently put down the bowls and chopsticks, calmly took out the two kunai and threw them out, and pierced them on Jiang Cheng's forehead.
The latter rolled his eyes and fell down, fell into a pool of blood, and continued to twitch.
"Speaking of it, why did you become like this Yueyue?" Rilun smiled, then looked at Yueyue and asked, "Did you buy a doll costume?"
"No, no," Yue Yong murmured with one hand on his chin, "I thought it was this fool or Baihua's prank, but after asking, I realized it was not that way. Moreover, this is not something as simple as a doll suit, and I can't take it off at all."
"That's really troublesome," Rilan frowned slightly, "When did it become like this?"
"It turns out to be like this when I wake up in the morning." Yue Yong replied.
"So that means it's like this when you're sleeping, right?" Hirari analyzed, "It seems that Yoshihara needs to strengthen patrols as well."
"Well, I've arranged for Baihua to do it."
"But the most troublesome thing at the moment is to find the culprit who will make you become like this earlier, and you must return to your original state as soon as possible. Isn't this very inconvenient, right?" Rilun said with a serious look on his face.
"Yihara's safety is the first priority, and this body is not as inconvenient as it is," Yue Yong replied, "the body's strength has increased a lot."
"Souga," Jiang Cheng sat up and pulled out the kunai on his head. "Since you don't care about Yueyue, then I'm at ease."
"Hey, what does it mean?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng lightly.
"Actually, when I was playing games late last night, I suddenly saw a light outside the window." Jiang Cheng stretched out his index finger and squinted his eyes and said, "I stuck my head out curiously and saw a flying saucer parked at Yueyue's window. There was nothing amazing about this. I thought that Yueyue would definitely be able to deal with it, so I sat back and played the game again."
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Yue Yong stood up, kicked Jiang Cheng with a kick and cursed: "You should talk about this kind of thing earlier, bastard!"
"I thought it was a dream..." Jiang Cheng replied weakly, "And didn't you say you didn't care?"
"How could it be a bastard!"
"That means it is the "Shenyin" phenomenon," Rilun explained, "When I didn't know that there were celestial beings, humans were captured by flying saucers and their bodies were transformed without authorization. It seems that this time I was really involved in something bad."
"Hey, do you still remember what the flying saucer looks like?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng.
"I don't remember," Jiang Cheng stood up and sat up and shook his head, "Is it you who were transformed? Do you not remember at all?"
"Nothing is the impression at all." Yue Yong frowned and thought for a while, then raised his head and replied.
"It seems that the memory has been cleared." Rilun analyzed.
"Actually, it's no big deal," Jiang Cheng curled his lips, "If you are really dissatisfied, I can introduce a plastic surgeon to you, and I guarantee that I can turn you back to the original state. And I can get a 30% discount on my name."
"Do you know such a reliable friend?" Yue Yong looked disbelieved.
"Of course." Jiang Cheng said while patting his chest, then took out a business card from his arms, "She used to boast that she was the number one plastic surgeon in the universe. Although she hadn't seen her for a long time."
"There is no way. In this case, I can only ask Jiang Chengsang's friend." Rilun raised his head and looked at Yue Yong.
"Well, although I know my friends, I would like to remind you, don't talk too much about me." Jiang Cheng put his business card on the table, "Just say I introduced it."
"Why?" Hiran asked with a smile.
"The reason is, it's very complicated, and I can't explain it clearly for a while." Jiang Cheng grabbed his hair, and couldn't think of any good adjective for a while, "It's...uh, that's right, anyway, I'll listen to me."
"It's not your former woman, right?" As soon as Rilun said this, he was in a cold moment.
After realizing that Yue Yong looked like a scumbag, Jiang Cheng waved his hand and whispered: "No! Maybe I may have had a few bad relationships before, but this is indeed not!"
"For example, the chief of Oppeinxing?" Hiran said with a smile on his eyes.
"That's not at all!" Jiang Chengyi corrected his words, "That's just being misinformed! That tradition that can only blame the Oppei Star! It's too much to say that it's just that the Oppei who praises women is equivalent to confession on the earth. Is that too much? And after I learned about it, I seriously refused!"
"Is that true? Didn't anything else happen? Like a wonderful night or something?" Hiranus teased, covering her mouth and teasing.
"Why do you know?" Jiang Cheng asked subconsciously, but then he reacted and quickly explained: "No! The beautiful night I mentioned is different from the beautiful night you imagined! It is different from the beautiful night on earth! This and that thing has never happened at all! I have never been such a casual man!"
After explaining, even if he didn't see it with his own eyes, Jiang Cheng could still clearly feel Yue Yong's look at the scumbag behind him as if he were actually. He immediately stood up, scratched his head and said awkwardly: "Go to the toilet, go to the toilet, you eat first..."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng left here as if he was running away.
"It seems that our Lord Night King was also a romantic wanderer in the past." Rilun covered his face and chuckled.
"Just a simple scum." Yue Yong snorted coldly.
However, just after saying that, Jiang Cheng appeared at the door again. However, unlike before, Jiang Cheng lowered his head and looked expressionless. If he looked closely, he would find that veins burst out from Jiang Cheng's face.
"What's wrong?" Rilun asked, "Are you angry about Yueyue's words?"
"It doesn't matter what happens," Jiang Cheng raised his head. Although his face was full of blue veins, he maintained a refreshing smile. "I just wanted to ask Yueyue, do you want to destroy this world with me?"
Hearing this sentence, Rilun thought of something and stared at Jiang Cheng's thighs...
"It's because I woke up too late. It's better to destroy this world as soon as possible." Jiang Cheng still smiled, "Maybe I only realized Gao Zai's mood now."
"It seems that you need this business card more than I do." Yue Yong picked up the business card on the table and spoke sarcastically.
"How is that possible!" Jiang Cheng shouted with his big red eyes, "No matter how much this kind of thing is modified, it is not as good as the original one!"
...
On the other side, the trio of Wanshiwu who had just walked into the Internet tea room and sat down. Before he could speak, Kagura's cell phone ringed.
"It's my uncle Alu." Kagura took out his cell phone, pressed the answer button and placed it in his ear, "This is a novice's flap screwdriver, Kagura Jiang Alu."
"Oh," Kagura handed his phone to Gintoki, "Ginchan, my uncle said you'll answer the phone."
"I'm just annoyed!" Gintoki took his phone directly to the table and pressed the hands-free button. "I'm going to hunt down the gods now! Do you want to touch my bad head and be hunted by me?!"
Jiang Cheng's voice came from the phone: "No, why is that? I just want to ask if you are interested. To destroy this world with me~ I'm going to contact Gao Zai and the wig later~"
"Not interested!" After saying that, Gintoki hung up the phone irritably.
"Hey! It sounds like the situation over there is also bad! Can you listen to Jiang Chengsang finish his words?" Xin Baji complained wildly.
"Who cares about it! The world is destroyed! But before that, Yinsang's world has been destroyed first, bastard!" Yinshi shouted at the top of his voice.
"Well, wait, at least you can hear what happened to Jiang Chengsang..." As he said that, Shinbaji picked up Kagura's hand...
...
In the online tea room, all five people present had expressionless expressions.
After a long time, Shinbaji took the lead in breaking the embarrassment. Looking at Yue Yong sitting beside him, he twitched his lips and said, "It seems that Jiang Chengsang has also encountered the same situation as us..."
As he said that, Shinbaji looked at Jiang Cheng, who was sitting next to Kagura, "But nothing is wrong with Jiang Chengsang..."
But as soon as he said that, Shinbaji suddenly thought of something and continued incoherently: "Difficult...Is it possible? Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang, are they all... hit by the counting stick?!!"
"Hey, Four Eyes," Jiang Cheng raised his head and said with a smile, "Do you want to destroy this world together?"
"Don't say such a terrible thing with such a refreshing expression!" Shinbaji complained loudly. Then, Shinbaji found that Gintoki, who was beside him, was secretly taking out a notebook and crossing out the name of Jiang Cheng written on the notebook. He immediately asked expressionlessly: "Wait, Yinsang, what is that?"
"Of course there is a list of possible crimes, in other words, it is an existence that must be erased." Gintoki raised his head and explained seriously.
"You're enough! By the way, most of the people above are acquaintances! Why do you think they did it?! And didn't I say it all? It was made by the cosmic humans!"
"No, if you think about it carefully, these people have motives for the crime!" Yin Shikki explained with a ferocious look on his face, "Even if not, Yin Sang's world has been shattered, so there is nothing wrong with these people going to see ghosts, right?!"
"That's right!"
"It's worthy of being Gintoki," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "But is it not enough for only these people? Since we want to kill, why not kill all the normal people in the world? Isn't it better to destroy all the universe or the earthlings?"
"It's right, Jiang Cheng, you can occasionally give some good opinions." Gintoe praised.
"Stop talking! You two are stopping! Stop talking about that dangerous speech quickly!" Xinbaji quickly stopped him, "And Jiang Chengsang, you are still on Yinsang's list just now!"
Chapter completed!