Chapter 32: Be sure to prepare your acceptance speech before entering the competition!
Yoshihara, who was watching TV in the house, was stunned when Haruta saw Jiang Chengdu appearing on the TV, and hurriedly shouted: "Mom! Sister Yue Yong! Brother Jiang Cheng is on TV!"
Then, Yue Yong pushed the sun wheel and walked in.
Looking at Jiang Cheng on the TV, Yue Yong was full of black lines, "Didn't that idiot say he wanted to buy the latest game?! Why did he participate in such a boring show!"
"Why do you want to record it?" Hiran said with a smile.
"I just want to record this idiot's stupidity!" Yue Yong said gritting his teeth.
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"Hey, who are the masters and who are the pets?" Jiang Cheng whispered to Xinbaji beside him.
"The master is the one who can talk." Shinbaji replied in a low voice.
"Hey? Speak? Do you think the language? Don't you think it's strange? It's all about the words of the sea lion that can be communicated, right? I mean using [Sea Lion Language] to communicate, so what's the point of speaking Japanese? Don't you think it's strange? Xinba Jijun." Jiang Cheng whispered, "That's absolutely foul. It's the same race as the pet. Just like if I took Ginō to participate in the pet competition, did we get the rules wrong? Should I take Ginō to participate in the competition, isn't it easier to win? After all, it's easier to communicate between the same race, right? Hello?"
"I'm not a sea lion! I can't speak sea lion language! I'm an earthling! Earthling! This is just a head hood!" Song Zaomu at the other end of the screen finally couldn't help but shout and pulled off the sea lion head hood that covered his head. "This is just to show my feelings with my cutest MISS GARTER BELT! The feelings between the owner and the pet!"
"Souga, wouldn't it be better to say it long ago? Is it easy for you to misunderstand this? Also, can't remember such a long name for your pet? Can readers have any opinions? Is it good to say it once and take up a lot of words? Is it good to be a lazy author? What if I copy and paste it several times?" Jiang Cheng kept talking while pinching his chin, "Well, what's your pet's name?"
"Sea Lion [MISS GARTER BELT]!" Song Zaomu replied proudly.
"What is the sea lion [MISS…]?" Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and thought hard.
"MISS GAIYA BT Aru." Kagura reminded.
"Hey! Why is Gaia coming out? That sea lion has evolved too quickly!" Xinbaji sprayed wildly.
"Souga, miss bt, then it's abbreviated as BT, it's easier to remember." As he said that, Jiang Cheng didn't care about the anger, Mr. Songzao Mu waved his hand and said casually, "Wait, wait for me with your BT! The champion is definitely ours!"
"It's [MISS GARTER BELT]! Not BT!" Mr. Songzaomu stood up in anger.
"It's not BT, is it DT? It's such a good name, simple and easy to remember." Jiang Cheng praised, "Then let's wait for us with your DT, see you later~" Jiang Cheng waved his hand, and the host turned off the big screen in front of Jiang Cheng and the others. (DT: It has the meaning of virginity.)
"Well, this person who is clenching Mr. Sakata tightly is Dingchunjun?" The host said and handed the microphone to Gintoki.
At this time, Dingchun was lying behind Gintoki...
However, before Gintoshi could answer, Jiang Cheng ran over first, came to the host, grabbed the microphone and said, "No, it's just an ordinary tooth grinding stick!"
"Tooth grinding rod? How long is the grinding rod?" the host asked in confusion.
"Ah, there are many kinds of grinding sticks on the market now. This is a silver-haired natural curly human-shaped grinding stick specially customized for Dingchun!" Jiang Cheng replied, while Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shie beside him, as if saying: If you dare to speak, you will be ruined! You must win!
"Isn't that really a real person? Is it bleeding? Is that blood?" The host asked, pointing at Gintoki's face with blood bitten by Dingchun.
"Of course not! It's just strawberry milk as bright as blood!" Jiang Chengyi replied righteously.
The host didn't believe it, so he came up to him and sniffed it, "Really! It really smells of strawberry milk!"
At this time, Shinbaji looked at the judges who kept looking at him and the crowd, and finally calmed down. [It seems that he was fooled] Shinbaji thought about this and breathed a sigh of relief, [It is worthy of being Jiang Chengsang!]
At the same time, Jiang Cheng secretly made an OK gesture towards Shinbaji.
"Then, we will invite the next team next!" As the host's voice fell, the door behind everyone opened again, and the host's voice sounded again, "The next strange pet is the universe creature, Little Elizabeth and its owner, the space captain, Mr. Afa!"
Seeing Gui wearing Elizabeth, wearing a pirate suit and a skull-like eye mask, Jiang Cheng and the other four were speechless.
"What are you doing, that stupid guy!" Gintoe whispered, "What are you trying to disguise for the sake of being called and wanting, why are you doing something to wear when you go on TV?"
"It seems that he really likes that pet." Shinbaji sighed in a low voice.
"Hmph, Kagura Jiang, I'll give you a task and slaughter that strange penguin. The champion must be ours!" Jiang Cheng said viciously, "The limited edition of Half Life is only mine!"
"Understand Aru!" Kagura said as he raised his umbrella to Elizabeth.
However, Shinbaji quickly hugged Kagura, "What are you doing! Jiang Chengsang! Stop making trouble!"
"Ah? I seemed to hear your teeth grinding stick just now? What's going on?" the host said in confusion.
"Ah, it's actually just like a screaming chicken." Jiang Cheng said nonsense.
"Souga," the host said, turning his head to Gui again, "Well, Mr. Afa, the captain of the space, what exactly do you mean in summary?"
"In summary, it is the captain of the universe." Gui replied.
"Hey?" The host was a little confused, but he continued to say, "You will face off against Xiao Dingchun over there, and the winner will participate in the final. What is your confidence?"
"That's just a bigger dog. Taro from my hometown is that big." Gui glanced at Jiang Cheng and said.
"What did you say! The soul-dream wig!" Ginto was displeased when he heard it. "A penguin monster like you, you can flow out a lot of things when you turn on the faucet in my hometown!"
"Who believes you! Don't tell me such a lie that no one believes!" Shinbaji shouted in a low voice, "Also, you are a tooth grinding stick now! a tooth grinding stick!"
"Well, I seemed to hear your teething stick speak again just now..." The host frowned and looked at Jiang Cheng.
"Oh, that's the one, just a screaming chicken teething stick with a computer chip." Jiang Cheng said seriously.
"Souga, then, start the competition directly!" The host said and opened his hands, "It's time for self-display!"
The audience applauded.
"Then in the first round, please fully demonstrate your charm! Although it has been repeated many times, please ask the judges to score with a unique prejudice attitude! Then, first of all, please ask the humanoid screaming chicken teething stick Sakamoto's family who installed a computer chip!"
The host just finished speaking, and Jiang Cheng couldn't wait.
"Sadhahalu! The air is turning 720 degrees! Go up~!"
After Jiang Cheng finished shouting, he saw Dingchun jumping directly into the air, like somersaults, and successfully landed on the ground after turning two rounds in the air. If anything happened, it was Yin Shi, who was still in Dingchun's mouth, as Dingchun landed, Yin Shi was also heavily dropped to the ground.
"The right side rotates 720 degrees, once again!"
With Jiang Cheng's instructions, Dingchun jumped into the air again, rotated sideways for two weeks before landing again, and of course Gintoki...
"The left side rotates 720 degrees! Once again!"
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"Swipe backwards for 720 degrees! Once again!"
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"I can't bear to watch it anymore..." Looking at Gintoki who had long been knocked out, Shinbaji covered her face, "Sure enough, Jiang Chengsang is also a natural S..."
"Yosi Yosi, Sadaharu!" Kagura praised and looked at Kaguchi, "Have you seen Aru?! This is the result of the special training!"
"Achievement? Stop joking!" Gui Heng laughed, "Dingchun has been shaking since the beginning! It's like saying [If you don't follow the instructions, you will definitely die!], this is not the right way to get along with your pets at all!..."
However, Jiang Cheng didn't listen to a word, but walked off the stage on his own, grabbed a photography equipment and rushed onto the stage again, and shot Kagura, Dingchun, and Shinbaji.
"Karao Jiang, your expression is more natural! Relax your movements! Are you ready for the award speech?"
"Xinbaji, so are you! Let's relax, it's just that I won an award in the last show!"
After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Xinbaji took out a wrinkled piece of wrinkled paper.
Shinbaji was about to start reading in front of the camera, but he was interrupted by the host before he even started.
"What are you doing?! The competition is not over yet!" the host reminded, "Elizabeth Chan has just finished her talent here! The judges have not started to score yet, okay?"
This is Jiang Cheng, Shinbaji and Kagura who turned around and saw Elizabeth holding a paintbrush in front of her. She was a painted portrait, to be precise, an abstract montage portrait. In terms of the slope of the sun and the humidity of the air, the painting may be Osmanthus and Elizabeth.
"I'm sure you're right in advance, I hate abstract art." Jiang Cheng looked disdainful.
"No one asked you if you like it!" The host was almost collapsed, "Then, now I'll ask the judges to rate the two pets. But I have to say that both pets are very excellent!"
After saying that, the scores of the two teams were soon displayed on the scoreboard.
Dingchun 500: Elizabeth 500
"Haha, it looks really evenly matched." The host sighed again.
"What a joke! How could that kind of wild beast that was trained compare to our Elizabeth! Look!" Gui pointed to the painting, "This line full of tension! A character with a full expression! And the emotions expressed by Elizabeth! That's not as good as that...wow!"
Gui was slapped by Jiang Cheng before he could speak.
Chapter completed!