Chapter 294: Glasses plus 3% water and 2% garbage equals the new eight...
"No, because there are only three lines, I want to fully portray everything about you with a limited number of words," Jiang Cheng explained, "It's better to be clear at a glance."
"No need at all!! No matter how you look at [Virginity] is a bit redundant!" Xinbaji shouted.
"Indeed," Gintoki nodded after holding his hands and thinking quietly for a moment, "No matter how much [virginity] is a bit redundant."
"Right?" Shinbaji breathed a sigh of relief, "So [virginity] is not needed."
"Because," said Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng who was beside him and explained, "When I mentioned [Shimura Shinhara], I already knew that he was a [virginity]? Since this is the case, it would feel a bit unnecessary to list the [virginity] alone."
"What I said makes sense, it really feels a bit repetitive." Jiang Cheng nodded.
"You two can stop me! Why do you think of virginity when you mention my name?!" Xinba shouted angrily.
However, neither Jiang Cheng nor Yin Shikki paid attention, but instead wrote something on the paper.
"Explain it to me, bastards! Don't ignore me on purpose!!" Xinbaji shouted again.
"Yo Xi!" Jiang Cheng put down the pen in his hand, then nodded with his hands, "If you want to remove [virginity], you can keep [Shimura Shinhara] and [Sixteen]."
"Forget it..." Shinbaji said that he was a little tired, "but he finally removed the message that should not appear in the reply."
"What should I do if there is an extra line?" Ginto held his chest with one hand and pointed his other hand at his chin in contemplation.
"How about adding some hobbies?" Xinbaji suggested.
"Old-handsome." Jiang Cheng and Gintoe replied at the same time.
"Old... old-fashioned? Why? Why do you get old-fashioned when introducing yourself with interests and hobbies? Isn't this usually done?" Xinbaji asked three consecutive questions.
"You all say [in general circumstances]," Jiang Cheng spread his hands and explained, "but it is obvious that the other party is not the kind of girl who likes ordinary and ordinary circumstances. This situation should be considered more carefully."
"What makes sense," Gintoki nodded, then frowned and murmured: "But what exactly should be added to the extra line... I really can't think of it..."
"How about [sex [beep -] vigorous]?" Jiang Cheng stretched out his index finger and spoke suddenly.
"Shut up! Why do you add that kind of thing to that place?" Shinbaji cursed with a red face, "Will you be regarded as a pervert?! And I never remember that I have such a strong sex [beep--]!!"
"No, maybe the other party's sex is quite strong, and this possibility cannot be denied." Jiang Cheng murmured with his chin, "Because of this same private topic, the possibility of the two people's communication becoming more and more deeply..."
"How is that possible! And it's just a pen pal, why do you go deep into that kind of privacy topic?! No need! That kind of thing is not suitable for discussion in such a place!" Xinbaji shouted loudly again.
"Hey? Really?" Jiang Cheng looked at Shinbaji with disbelief, "I thought you were thinking about that kind of thing in your head..."
"You are!" Shinbaji said anxiously, "I have never thought about such a vulgar thing from beginning to end! I just want to have a pen pal with her! Simple! This is the origin of all, right!"
"Yes! That's it!" Suddenly, Gintoki knocked his hand, then looked up at Jiang Cheng and Shinbaji who were puzzled and explained: "The origin is back to the origin, Shinbaji. Just like you said, go back to the origin and think about it."
"Ha?" Xin Baji was still confused.
"Remember it carefully, Shinbaji," Gintoki continued, "what is the point in this letter that you are attracted to?"
Shinbaji frowned and looked up at the ceiling and began to think.
"Yes, it's neither the novel way of sending letters nor the concise article," Gintoki put the photo in front of Shinhachi, "but this?"
Shinbaji's face turned red in an instant, and she showed a little embarrassed.
"No...no, I'm not the kind of judgment based on my appearance..."
Shinbaji was in a hurry to explain, but Gintoki didn't give him this opportunity. He directly posted the photo on Shinbaji's face and asked:
"Is that so? Then I ask you, if this girl is an ugly girl, do you think you will still be pen pals with her?"
Looking at Gintoki's expression of knowingly asking and the teasing look on Jiang Cheng's face beside him, Shinbaji could only choose not to turn his face and silently express his default.
"This is not OK. Shinbaji, a man who is too shallow is not liked by women." Jiang Cheng sighed lightly, then patted Shinbaji on the shoulder and said earnestly: "At least, make a decision after knowing the other party's weight, Shinbaji."
"You are not different, right?" Shinbaji turned his head and retorted.
"Don't argue with you two," Ginto said, then looked at Shinbaji again, with a slightly curl of his lips raised, "But after saying so much, the result is that even if you want to write a good article or do other stupid things, the thing you like in the end... is still the appearance!"
"No...can't deny..." Shinbaji sighed heavily, then lowered his head, and continued with a disappointed look on his face, "But if that's the case, I, who is not handsome at all, have no chance of winning..."
"Xinbaji, men don't just look at one face, like the man who only has one face but exudes a scum all over his body, but there is a lot of people everywhere." Yin Shi glanced at Jiang Cheng beside him and comforted him at the same time.
"Hey, why do you say to me? You're just taking the opportunity to criticize me? You bastard." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
However, Gintoki ignored Jiang Cheng's complaints, but picked up the camera beside him and stood up directly, looking at Shinbaji condescendingly: "Hey, Shinbaji, take off his glasses."
"It's useless..." Shinbaji knelt on the floor with his hands on his knees, saying a little discouraged, "Even if I take off my glasses, people like me..."
"Xinbaji, a sound soul can be expressed through appearance." Gintoki comforted.
"Soul..." Shinbaji then raised his head and murmured at Ginto.
"Don't worry, you have a noble soul." Yin Shi smiled slightly.
"Yinsang..." Shinbaji murmured while biting his lower lip, then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said with a firm look: "Yeah! I want to give it a try!"
...
Jiang Cheng stood in the yard and kept fiddling with the glasses in his hand, while Gintoki was holding the camera while directing and shooting.
"Is this kind of photo a little too open? Is it really OK?" Jiang Cheng murmured at the glasses in his hand, "Is it really OK to spread all the glasses? Doesn't it look too frivolous? It should be folded up, right?"
"The children are much more open now than we did, that's fine," Gintoki replied, but after thinking about it, he felt that Jiang Cheng's words made some sense, "But it is indeed too open, it may have a reverse effect. Otherwise, you can fold your glasses a little, but don't fold them all, it will be too conservative to fold them all. It's just the right feeling."
"How about this?" Jiang Cheng folded his legs in the glasses, and the other one remained the same. "It looked like he was crossing his legs. Will girls like this more?"
"No, no, girls don't like this, it's so frivolous! Listen to me, just fold it a little bit and just put the tops of the two glasses together! Just as close to each other, it's just right! The other party won't think that our Shinbaji is that kind of frivolous man!" Ginto said with a serious look, "And there are more possibilities for the two of them!"
"So that's it." Jiang Cheng nodded, and gently closed the two legs of the glasses as Yin Toe said.
"Keep this position and don't move, Shinbaji, it's all right away." As he said that, Gintoki pressed the shutter.
Shinbaji, who was wearing a white suit and a big back, stood behind Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, and saw from the beginning and the end was expressionless, with blue veins on his face leaping.
"Yoshi Yoshi, that's done." Gintoki nodded and said.
"Ah, I'm so tired~" Jiang Cheng wiped the sweat that did not exist on his forehead and sighed softly.
"You two..." Shinbaji finally couldn't bear it and kicked them over, and cursed: "You two are good at me, bastards!! Shinbaji is here!! And what's going on with those professional lines just now?! Explain me, bastards!"
"It hurts, what are you doing?" Jiang Cheng rubbed his head, stood up from the ground and complained in a low voice.
"No, 95% of the components of Shinbaji are glasses," Gintoki climbed up and turned his head to point at the glasses on the ground and explained, "If you want to say that there, this is Shinbaji here, right?"
"Yeah." Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands and refused to refuse.
"Do I only have five percent of my living space?!" Xinbaji complained wildly with white eyes.
"What's left is three percent moisture and two percent garbage." Gintoki continued.
"Then am I being trashed?" Xinbaji shouted, "Are I still not even that two percent of the garbage?! By the way, the photos you took are just glasses?! Is the other party's pen pal just glasses?!"
"Doesn't it be reasonable to have a glasses star in this world view?" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said, "If you think about it this way, the other party can easily accept it."
"Yes, and the last photo we took was really perfect. The other party would definitely think [the other party is really a good boy], and he would definitely feel this way." Gintoki continued.
Chapter completed!