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Chapter 284: God created men and women... As for the shemale

"There is no such thing at all!!" Jiang Cheng shouted and threw Gui out.

"Really, there are always so many annoying guys around you all day long." Jiang Cheng clapped his hands, muttered with annoyance, and then stood up directly, "Let's go, you guys, have you said everything you should say?"

"I don't know how much the stinky woman will pay," Gintoe rubbed her neck and stood up. "It's really, I'm really tired today to deal with these messy things for this idiot. It's not worth three million."

"What kind of bad-hearted company are you? No matter how you look at this kind of task, you won't get three million yuan in rewards." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly, then stood up from his seat, bowed to Saigo and said with a smile, "Since the matter is over, we'll leave first."

"Hey? Is it so fast? I still want to go with the test paper, Jiang Zi jumped on the stage again~" Chouzhao said with a look of regret and shyness.

"Don't let me recall those dark memories again!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "That's right, there is no such memory at all, right?! What does it mean to be with Jiang Zi? Who is the test paper? And I don't call him Jiang Zi at all!"

"Jiang Chengsang," Shinbaji pulled the corner of LaJiang Cheng's clothes expressionlessly, then pointed to Gintoki on the side, and said in a low voice: "The paper is here."

"So it's you?" Jiang Cheng shouted.

...

"Then, let's say goodbye first." Shinbaji stood at the door of the shemale bar, smiled and greeted Xixiang again. Then he raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was holding his hands and holding his face and reminded in a low voice, "Jiang Chengsang, you too..."

"Tsk," Jiang Cheng spat and said reluctantly, "I'm sorry for what happened last time."

"It doesn't matter," Saigo replied with a smile, "Welcome to come and play next time, and you can also introduce your friends."

"Come often~" Chouzou and Wakako shouted at the same time.

"Do I look like the kind of person who will push his friends into the fire pit?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"You say less, Jiang Chengsang!" Xinbaji scolded in a low voice, and then smiled again, "I'm sorry, Jiang Chengsang's mouth is very poisonous, but he has no bad intentions."

"I know." Saigo smiled with his hands in his arms, "Sa, go quickly."

Then, Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and Kagura turned around and left without any slight drag. Seeing this, Shinbaji could only laugh again and turn around and chase after him.

...

Jiang Cheng and others who had just come out of the shemale bar were walking slowly on the way back. At this time, the sky was completely dark.

"Really, I never want to come here again in my life." Jiang Cheng muttered quietly as he walked.

"Yes, they are all hideous faces like the original animal Aru in a safari." Kagura echoed.

"You two are saying too much!" Shinbaji criticized, "First of all, it's Jiang Chengsang. Do you know what apology means? Is it really okay to use that attitude to apologize? You have to be more sincere! There is also Kagura Chan, and Mrs. Saigo has also taken care of Yinsang and Wanshiwu? You can't use that attitude."

"Tsk." Jiang Cheng and Kagura spat at the same time disdainful, with their expressions and movements surprisingly consistent.

"It's so rude, you two have the attitude! And why is the synchronization rate so high?!" Xinbaji shouted.

"By the way, I didn't see the shemale with a strange chin today, Aru." Kagura suddenly thought of something.

"Oh, it's Miss Jade," Shinbaji replied, "I saw it, but I always looked listless, so I didn't go up to say hello."

"Ha? Could it be that the jaw has exhausted all its energy?" Gintoki complained casually.

"Oh, I'm talking about that jaw-like star!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and knocked it, "I have an impression! It turns out that he is called Jaw-like!"

"What is that metaphor? What is the Jaw Star Man?" Xinbaji complained with a expressionless face.

But at this moment, a sound suddenly came from behind everyone.

"That, please stay."

"Ah?" Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu trio turned around at the same time to look at the man who was making a sound.

"Miss Jade Beauty..." Shinbaji murmured as he looked at the visitor.

"It's Dongmei," Dongmei stood there with a hint of loss on her face, "I have something to ask you all."

"So that's it, thank you for your hard work." Jiang Cheng glanced at the trio of Wanshiwu beside him, and then turned around directly, "I'll go back first."

"Wait!" Dongmei said again, "If possible, I want Jiangzi to give me suggestions. After all, Jiangzi, who was once a woman, must be able to understand my heart more."

"Do you want to die?"

...

In a restaurant.

Dongmei was telling her experiences with emotion, and from time to time she showed her shyness like a girl. The threesomes Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu opposite the table were covered in black lines.

In fact, the content is very simple. In summary, it is: Jaw Beauty is trapped in the trouble of unrequited love!

"...I finally realized it at that time," Dongmei blushed and hugged her chest tightly, and fell into her pink memories, "Yes! That's what is called [love at first sight]!"

Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu trio opposite the table fell into strange silence. At this time, the four of them had surprisingly consistent expressions, drooping their eyes, and several black lines appeared and hidden under the corners of their eyes.

"Did you hear it?! You guys!" Looking at the four people who were completely silent, Tomi couldn't help but stand up and patted the table.

"I seem to have some sleep deprivation, and I always feel my head is drowsy, Shinbajijun." Ginto murmured.

"So, I feel like I'm having an auditory hallucination. Is it because I played games all night last night?" Jiang Cheng twitched and said, "And I don't know why, although I have vomited everything in my stomach today, I still feel dizzy now."

"It doesn't matter, my feelings are exactly the same as you two. Yinsang, Jiang Chengsang." Xinbaji replied with half of his face twitching.

"So too, I'm so disgusting that I just want to vomit Aru like I'm pregnant." Kagura said.

At this time, Tomi blushed and continued to explain: "His name is [Jurota], and he is the newcomer of the famous Cowherd Club [Takatenhara] in Kabukicho."

"Gao Tianyuan? Is it the one who died of Lang Sang?" Xinbaji said in confusion.

"After all, I'm just a drink-mate, but he's a cowherd," Dongmei said with a look of indulgence, "Yes! This is the fate of innocent girls like me being played with!"

"It turns out that I didn't sleep well yesterday and I had auditory hallucinations again. I just heard the person in front of me claiming to be a girl." Jiang Cheng covered his head and said with a painful look on his face, "Ah, it's so painful..."

"Ah, it must be because I didn't sleep well," Gintoki nodded and agreed, "I seem to have heard it too. I should go to bed early today."

"You two cheer up, this person had indeed clearly stated the word "Girl" just now." The black lines on Shinbaji's face were already covered with the whole face.

"I... can't do it anymore Aru..." Kagura said with pain, then turned around and started vomiting.

"Is it okay?! Kagura!" Gintoki said with concern.

"Ambulance! Ambulance!" Jiang Cheng took out his cell phone and pressed the number of the emergency center. "Please send an ambulance immediately! There is a mentally ill-dead shemale here! The situation is very urgent!"

"You guys are too much!" Dongmei pouted and complained, "You know that they are very distressed now. I have never been in love with them so much. That's why I want someone to help me! I'm so in pain that I want to die!"

As soon as they finished speaking, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki stood behind Hiromi. All four of them changed into Shiroko's costumes, holding up the bright and already-blacked samurai sword in their hands. Hiromi was wearing a pure white kimono, with her abdomen open, and a dagger for septum in her hands.

"Then, here we come." Yin Shi responded casually.

"Hey! Wait! What kind of dress is this?!" Dong Meibai shouted with her eyes and bursting into blue veins.

"That, didn't you say you wanted to die?" Gintoe explained expressionlessly, "so I wanted to help you send you on the road, just like the tour agent in Hell."

"It's not like this! All I want is help in love!" Dongmei shouted, "I hope I can take the [International Flight in Love]!"

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng and the other four turned around and started vomiting.

"International flights are not allowed!" Gintoe wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and shouted with a black look on his face, "No need for a space warship that can use curvature to drive the universe, the uncle's voice cannot be heard from Cowherd!"

"Who is the uncle?!" Dongmei yelled.

"It's you!!" × 4

After hearing this, Dongmei actually covered her face and sobbed, "If this continues, what will I become... I will become a beast in addiction and love!"

"No, you are already a complete beast now." Xinbaji complained ruthlessly.

"If you can't help, at least comfort me!" Dongmei hugged her head and said wildly, "Criticism! Jiang Zi! Yahui! Please!"

"Who is Jiang Zi!" Jiang Cheng cursed with white eyes, "And why do I comfort the uncle who calls himself a girl?"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and prepared to leave.

"Sorry, we are the same here. The [Everything] in Wanshi House does not include that kind of thing! Sorry, I'm leaving." As he said that, Gintoki also stood up and prepared to leave.

"Don't leave!" Dongmei hugged Jiang Cheng and Gintoki's legs directly, and cried bitterly, "What should I do?"

"You loosen my legs first, bastard! What should I do if I get the smell of an uncle?" Jiang Cheng shouted with white eyes.
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