Chapter 281: Some settings are also very distressing~
On the streets of Edo, Ezen riding Gintoki's small pedals, wearing Gintoki's helmet and goggles, behind him was Kagura with an upset face and a expressionless Shinbaji.
"Ah, I'm so troublesome..." Jiang Cheng muttered disdainfully, then turned his head to look at the two people behind him, "Why do you have to let me participate in such a boring job?"
"It's so cunning! I'm stealing away or something!" Kagura replied without thinking, and then looked back at Shinbaji at the end, "It's all your fault, right? If you can complete the work alone, my uncle and I have already sat in the barbecue restaurant Aru. When do you want to act coquettishly? Shinbaji? Can't you do anything with this level of work alone? How can you practice it!"
"Yeah, right, right." Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement with his hands.
Listening to Kagura's tone full of disappointment and blame, Shinhachi couldn't help but shout, "Don't say that I'm so useless! You're not the same! What do you think when you missed work on weekdays and went to eat barbecue?!"
"It's too close, disgusting," Kagura said contemptly, "Please stay away from me Aru."
"Hey!! I'm already sitting on the edge, okay? Half of my butt is hanging in the air, okay?" Xinbaji shouted, "By the way, Jiang Chengsang, can you not hold your hands? You are in the driver's seat, right?! I don't want any car accident! By the way, you have a driver's license, right? There are definitely some?"
"Don't worry, how could an excellent adult not even have a driver's license?" Jiang Cheng snorted, then took out his [automatic driver's license] from his arms and threw it to Xinbaji in the back seat.
Looking at the driver's license in his hand, Xin Baji was a little suspicious of his life and said in horror: "I thought... I didn't expect that Lian Jiang Chengsang had such things! It's so... it's incredible!"
"Hey, do you have any misunderstandings about me?" Jiang Cheng complained without expression, "For example, I am not a normal human in your eyes at all."
"That, ah hahaha... a little bit..." Shinbaji scratched the back of his head and smiled embarrassedly.
Jiang Cheng: "..."
"But not now! Jiang Chengsang is already a normal human in my mind!" Xin Baji quickly defended, "Because of this driver's license, Jiang Chengsang is now a normal human in my mind!"
"The standard for judging whether I am a normal human is whether I have a driver's license?" Jiang Cheng shouted with blue veins, "It's so hot! It's so hot that this kid!"
But in the end, Jiang Cheng sighed lightly, looked forward again, held the handle with one hand, and held the goggles on his face with the other hand, "Well, forget it. But speaking of this, does Gintoki still have such goggles? Why don't I have any impression of it?"
"When I first appeared, Yinsang always wore goggles, but later this character was gradually abandoned." Shinbaji stretched out his index finger and explained.
"So that's it, so that's it," Jiang Cheng nodded in understanding, "Just like Naruto was like when he was a child and Konohamaru was a child. When his character was not established, he needed goggles as a foil, but once the character gradually matured, it was not needed. I understand this kind of thing."
"It seems that this is indeed the case..." Shinbaji thought for a moment and then nodded.
"It is also possible that the original author Gorilla thought it would be troublesome to draw goggles every time, so he canceled that setting." Kagura said.
"There is also such a possibility." Jiang Cheng nodded and echoed casually.
"There is also the setting of the Night Rabbit clan. It's very hard Alu," Kagura sighed, frowned and complained: "It's because of fear of the sunshine. It's very troublesome to have an umbrella wherever you go. Think about it for a moment, Shinbaji, both hands are empty when normal people walk, right? But I have to carry an umbrella every time, which is super unnatural!"
"Wait! Kagurachan!" Shinbaji quickly stopped him, "Don't complain about such things! It's over after being heard!"
"Tsk!" Kagura curled his lips disdainfully, "Have the orangutan ever thought about us characters? In order to match his character's character, we work very hard every day, Aru."
"What I mean is that those authors never put themselves in the shoes of us characters," Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Don't always think about what the character should be. You should ask what we want to live. Just like the children expected by parents, don't always want what the child will look like in the future. You should also ask your child's opinions carefully."
"Ah... what I said makes sense..." Shinbaji pulled the corner of his mouth and smiled a little reluctantly.
"After that being said, what kind of person do you want to be in Xinbaji?" Jiang Cheng asked out loud.
"Huh? Am I? Can you say it? Can you say it now? Will you not be retaliated by those orangutans seeing it?" Shinbaji pointed at himself and asked with some uncertainty.
"It's OK, even glasses have a say in this work," Jiang Cheng shrugged, "It doesn't matter if he sends out all the complaints accumulated in the [Gintama] crew."
"Hey?!Really?!Is it really OK?"
"Ah, it doesn't matter." Jiang Cheng replied.
"Complaint... although there is, it seems that it is not suitable to talk about it in such a place," Shinbaji smiled bitterly, "but what about the person he wants to be... this... can this really be said?"
"It's easy, it's easy." Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently.
"Then I..." Shinbaji began to feel embarrassed and shook her, and a honey blush appeared on her face, as if she was thinking about something...
"Enough, you need to say nothing," Jiang Cheng, who caught Xinbaji's face from the rearview mirror, stopped him with black lines, "I don't want to know anymore, no, it's not that I don't want to know, but that I have seen your expression, all your desires."
"Hey?! I didn't say anything yet!"
"No, no need." Jiang Cheng replied decisively.
"Why?!"
"Disgusting!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura replied at the same time.
"You guys are too much! And weren't you two starting this topic first?! I just worked hard to imagine it!"
"That pink thing is not a fantasy, but your delusion! It's better to have the idea of dying as soon as possible," Jiang Cheng complained mercilessly, "Humans should live more realistically!"
"Your virginity should be accepted as a virginity that is destined to be a lifetime," Kagura nodded and agreed, "Don't imagine things that will never happen to you! That will only make you live a harder life. Aru! You must recognize the reality, Shinbaji! You will be a little further away from me, because your fantasy makes me disgusted with your senses even more Aru."
"You two are too much more than the other!" Shinbaji shouted with white eyes, "Why can't I have a sweet love affair with the cute beautiful girl?!"
"Ugly"
"No money"
"Short"
"virginity"
"Nite"
"Glasses"
Listening to Jiang Cheng and Kagura's complaints made by each other without passing through his brain, Shinbaji was so angry that he vomited blood, "Give me some of them, you two! You guys are not merciless at all! And why is wearing glasses a disadvantage?!"
"We just want to help you recognize the reality." Jiang Cheng replied casually.
"SeyouSeyou." Kagura echoed.
"Even if that's the case, can't you two be more tactful?" Shinbaji said with convulsions.
"No, this is more intuitive." Jiang Cheng explained, "The so-called honest words are unpleasant."
"That's the title of yesterday, right?" Xinbaji shouted, then pushed his glasses and spat, "It's enough, we're still working, right? Now we're there? Have you been to the store where the husband works?"
"Shop? What store?" Jiang Cheng said in confusion, "I have never heard you say "Xinbaji."
"Hey!!! Wait for me!" Shinbaji shouted, "That is, you just sit in the driver's seat without even knowing the location?! I clearly said that before departure?! Our destination is the KUNO Cafe, the husband's work location! Have you listened to it?!"
"Calm down, Xinbaji," Jiang Cheng snorted softly, "We are almost at the barbecue restaurant. Do you want to finish eating before going to work? You must know that if you are hungry, you can't work well."
“What you said makes sense Aru!”
"You two can stop me!!" Xinbaji shouted loudly.
...
In the end, Jiang Cheng chose to turn around and move towards the husband's workplace. After all, Xinbaji's nagging like Okasan was really annoying.
Of course, for this reason, Kagura became even more upset with Shinbaji.
"I've arrived, and it's the KUNO cafe where my husband works!" Shinbaji said, pointing to a ninja-themed cafe next to the road.
"Hi, then this passenger got off the bus here, right? I got it." Jiang Cheng nodded, then braked suddenly and turned the front of the bus and drifted 180 degrees.
Because of this drift, the last side of the new Baji was thrown down.
"This trip is free, welcome to take the next ride." Jiang Cheng glanced at Shinbaji who was falling to the ground and said lightly, then looked at Kagura who was still sitting firmly behind him, "Barbecue, ready to be OK?"
"OK Aru!"
"Yo Xi! Let's go!" Jiang Cheng was about to twist the accelerator, but was kicked over by the angry Xinbaji who got up and furiously, and connected to the scooter.
Chapter completed!