Chapter 27: Humans will not change easily! Old friends too!
"So, what exactly do you want to say when you call me to come alone?" Jiang Cheng said as he sat on the sofa in Gintoki's room.
At this time, only Gintoki and Dingchun were there, and Kagura and Shinbaji had just gone out.
"It wasn't what I asked you to come, it was a wig asking you to come." Yin Shi said with his back to Jiang Cheng.
"It's not a wig! It's Gui!" A familiar voice sounded, and Jiang Cheng looked at the place where the sound was made. At this time, Gui turned over the back window and jumped in.
"So it's a wig, so what's wrong?" Jiang Cheng said indifferently.
"It's not a wig! It's Gui!" Gui said and punched Jiang Cheng.
"Did you use your hook to greet your old friend after a long time of not seeing you?" As he said that, Jiang Cheng stood up and took out his cell phone he had just bought.
"Moshi Moshi, I am a little citizen in Edo. I seem to have seen the escaped Kotaro on the wanted order. Ah, the location is..." Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was cut off by Gui Yijian.
"Hey! You guy! This is the latest smartphone! Not only can you watch various videos, but you can also make video calls anytime and anywhere! Do you know how much?! You guy!" Jiang Cheng yelled while pulling Gui's collar.
"I said it, it's not a wig, it's Gui! Are you talking about it true?! Not only can you watch a [beep--], but you can also naked [beep--]?!" Gui pulled Jiang Cheng's collar and gritted his teeth, "Answer me! Answer me! Are there many things that can't stand being away from her husband for many years, her child was disobedient in elementary school, and she was called parents when she pulled the braids of a female classmate in class, and her father-in-law was fascinated by gambling. Later, because she witnessed her husband cheating with her, she became thinner and lonely. The wife was on the side! Hey! You guy! Have you done it? No, have you succeeded?! You are so weak! Are you going to deprive me of my only interests and hobbies?!"
"Damn it, wig." Jiang Cheng said as he pointed his umbrella at the wig, "Only you will think of that kind of vulgar thing!"
"It's not a wig, it's Gui!"
Bang! The House of Everything Explosions...
"Hey, you two are enough! Be careful to attract the Shipeng Group for a while..." Gintoki's hair had turned into a real explosive curl.
"Don't worry, those guys are searching for the general's sister, Princess Chengye, who ran out of the general's mansion." Gui also replied confidently in the explosion, "So don't worry, you have absolutely no time to catch us."
"No, I'm catching you." Jiang Cheng reminded.
"Jiang Cheng, have you become like this?! I heard from Ginshi, and I can actually handle the legendary Night King Fengxian! As long as you have your power, we can change this country!" said the wig, picking up his own sword, "Pick up the sword again with me! Lend me the power of your fearful [Sleeping [Bee--] Kogoro] [Ginshi's Lucky Star] [The Facts of the Five-Powered Group] [The Terrible Man] [The Boy Who Favored by Girls] [The Sword-Baozhai without Scars] [Red Beast], Lend me again!"
"Moshimoshi, ah, Ai Crazy X, Yoshihara xxxxx Jiang Chengseok. Hi, thank you." Jiang Cheng was calling on the landline on Yinshi's desk at this time.
After hanging up the phone, Jiang Cheng looked at Gui with confusion, "What did you say just now? Did you ask me to buy one for you? Yes, yes, but you have to pay."
Gui black repeated with a face: "Go with me, pick up the sword again! Lend me the power of your fearful [sleeping [beep--] Kogoro] [Gintama's lucky star] [The fame of the five-man expelled the barbarians] [The scary man] [The brat who is popular among girls] [The sword-free without scars] [Red beast], lend me again!"
"Moshimoshi, give me another one, well, green one, he should like it, address, wait a moment, I'll ask," Jiang Cheng asked Gui with the phone, "Wiwl, what is your address? Why are you looking at me like that? Did you say something else just now?"
Kane's face became darker, but she still repeated patiently: "With me, take up the sword again! Lend me the power of your fearful [sleeping [beep--] Kogoro] [Gintoki's lucky star] [The fame of the five-man expelled the barbarians] [The scary man] [The brat who is popular among girls] [The sword-free without scars] [Red beast], lend me again!"
"Well, send it directly to the jail of the Masuare Group. The wig is collected by Kotaro." Jiang Cheng said to the phone. At the same time, Kanei could no longer bear it, so she stood up and split the phone on Gintoki's table into two halves with one sword.
"Not a wig! It's Gui!"
"Hey! This is my phone number! My family! You two..." Gintoki said, kicking the two of them away.
...
"Well, okay, it's already half watered. According to the progress of the animation, it's been watering for ten minutes for twenty minutes, so we can start. Then, now it's officially started, what exactly should I do?" Jiang Cheng sat on the sofa again and looked at Gui and asked.
Voiceover: Hello! How can I tell the author’s true words!
"In the battle with the gods, the elusive skill has the name of the [Red Beast] that scares all the gods. No god knows what you really look like, because all the gods who see you are killed! So! I sincerely invite you again, and once again, to save this country with me!" Gui said excitedly.
However, Jiang Cheng had already stood up and walked to the door of Yinshi's house, "If there is nothing to do, I'll go back."
"Wait, at least give me the buying hotline for that kind of mobile phone!" Gui shouted.
But Gintoki just finished shouting and kicked him down.
"Let me say it, let this fool say that he can't find the point in both chapters." Yin Shik said,
"Actually, yesterday we were involved in an accident. Kagura and Shinbaji were captured by a group of people from Chunyu. Due to some accidents, I and the wig teamed up to rescue Kagura and Shinbaji, which was probably the case."
Hearing this, Jiang Chengcai sat down again.
"Although the other party is only the lowest level in spring rain, you can still hear a few words. Chunyu did not give up looking for you, looking for the legendary [Red Beast]!" Gui took the speech and continued.
"If the other party can find me, come and look for me, I don't care at all." Jiang Cheng looked indifferent.
"Your destination is a battlefield! It's not the kind of place like Yoshihara!" Gui said with sincerity, and Gui closed her eyes with anger on her face, "Why? Why are you in a place like Yoshihara! It's really... really... so envious!!"
"So you're thinking about this?" Gintoki knocked down his wig again.
"Actually, I got your address at Gintoki before, but I never sneaked in successfully. Every time I arrived at the gate, I was stopped by an inexplicable security guard, and then I didn't know anything until I woke up again." Gui stood up and explained.
"Actually, I gave your photo to the security guard and told him that as long as this person comes to the door, he will find a way to bomb it out. It is really reliable to find this uncle to do business. I will give him a salary when I go back." Jiang Cheng nodded with satisfaction and said.
"Photo! You still have my photos! It seems that you haven't forgotten me! Jiang Cheng!" Gui Lei said with his face full of tears.
"No, the streets are full of your wanted warrants. I just tore one. Don't get me wrong, wig." Jiang Cheng explained.
"As the end of the war, you all disappeared. I have never understood what you are thinking and what you are looking at in your eyes. However, I know that you two are the people who know each other best! Moreover, they are all so powerful! If you two gather again, we will definitely..." Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Jiang Cheng and Yin Shikyu at the same time.
"So you have always been a fool, wig. Whether it is me or this guy, you don't know each other at all. And, I've told you that our battle will be over long ago." Ginto said, clenching his nostrils.
"It's not a wig, it's Gui!"
"That's right, our battle is over long ago. I'm sorry, I'm not interested at all. So, goodbye, the FPSgame I just bought in the morning was not too late to open." Jiang Cheng said as he opened the door and walked out. But Jiang Cheng didn't notice, and Gui followed...
"Hey, that little girl from Yetu has something to do with you. Her situation is not good now, Jiang Cheng." Gui suddenly appeared beside Jiang Cheng who was walking on the road and said.
"What does it mean?" Jiang Cheng stopped and asked.
"I said it before. All the police in Edo are searching for the general's sister. Guess where is the general's sister now? Who is next to the general's sister?"
However, just after Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng pointed the umbrella at Gui, "Wig, some jokes are not allowed."
"Hahaha, it's still the same as before. I just tried this, but I didn't expect you to admit it." Gui smiled, very indifferent, "Don't worry, this matter has nothing to do with me. I just saw the general's sister and the leader in the park on the way. But what the police would do is not clear. After all, the leader's temper is not weak or bullied. If you really choose the group and ignore it..."
Before Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already rushed to the distance.
Looking at Jiang Cheng's back as he was leaving, Gui smiled helplessly, "It's true, what has changed, it's exactly the same as before." But just after he finished speaking, Gui suddenly remembered something and shouted in the direction of Jiang Cheng's departure, "Hey! I haven't told me the purchase hotline of that mobile phone yet! Hey! Does the payment support installment payment! Hey!"
Chapter completed!