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Chapter 23: Harita's Bizarre Adventure! (Part 2)

"Hey, what's going on? Why did Haruto shout hard, and Doctor Hiroshi still didn't look at him?" Shinbaji asked at Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong.

"Ah, this, there's actually a reason..." Jiang Cheng smiled embarrassedly.

“What’s the reason?”

"I said before that [It's so boring to stay at a high place every day~] and so on. Then I bought her a pair of invisible wireless headphones, high-fidelity sound effects, surround three-dimensional 3D sounds, completely isolate the sounds from the outside world. If you bring it, you will be the only one in the whole world! Now you don't need to buy 98,000, or 58,000, just 18,888 can be taken home! You are not as good as you are..." Jiang Cheng was kicked over by Xinbaji before he finished speaking.

"It turns out that it's all your fault!"

"What does it mean is my fault! It's just that the author forgot about Qingta! Now I remember to fill in the pit! It's all the fault of the author!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

...

"You are putting the cart before the horse. Do you think your mother will be happy about doing that to meet her mother?" said Dunshi's mother-in-law while smoking.

Haruta wiped away his tears and looked at his mother-in-law Denshi.

"Work here. Although it's not enough for you to see the woman Yoshihara, it's always helpful. So, don't do it anymore for thieves or something." After Damn Seung-san said, Haruta couldn't help but blushed again.

"Thank you so much..."

...

At night, Haruta was pulled by Shinbaji to take a shower and then fell asleep upstairs.

Downstairs, in the shop, Jiang Cheng, Yue Yong, Shinbaji, Kagura, and Gintoki were discussing plans at the bar.

"... In the end, the brave Qingta defeated the demon king Night King and finally saw his mother!" After Jiang Cheng said that, he couldn't help but shed tears in his eyes, "How is this plan? It is definitely the best RPGgame of the year!"

"It's so bad that it's bad! What a vulgar plot! The plot you designed is like dog shit, who has never liked to play RPGgame since childhood. Hey!" Gintoki couldn't help but yell.

"I think my character can be richer. For example, if Haruta collects enough 100 vinegar kelp, he can get the help of Kagura Chan, so that the plot will be more perfect. Kagura said from the side.

"It should be modified like this..." Gintoki said and began to write and draw on paper.

"We need to change it here too..." Xinbaji grabbed the pen and said.

“We need to…”

“Here…”

...

So, a bad script called [Harota, Agarwood, Otsutsuki Kuro’s surrendered mother story] was officially completed...

"Hey, it seems to be worse!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but shout after reading the script.

"I really didn't expect that the heir of the Night King Fengxian was like this." Grandma Dengshi couldn't help but sigh when she looked at Jiang Cheng.

"Then, Auntie, please give it to you during this period~" Jiang Cheng said as he took out an envelope from his body and handed it to his mother-in-law Dengshi.

However, the mother-in-law Dengshi did not accept the envelope, "No need, I can help with one more little kid, so I can be more relaxed."

"That's thank you." Jiang Cheng clasped his hands together and said.

...

Before I knew it, a period of time passed, and Qingta has now completely changed into a person, her whole person has begun to become clean, and her eyes have become softer. The whole transformation has been successful! Next, only...

"Today, the plan is about to officially begin. All the actors in Yoshihara are in place. You all memorize the lines." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but remind him.

"Hi, I didn't expect that one day I would also have to accompany the children to play every house to drink. It's such a big fuss." Yin Shi glanced at Jiang Cheng and said.

"What are you talking about? Gintoki, I remember that your personality was so bad when you were a child. No matter how you compare it, Haruta-kun is much cuter than when you were a child." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Hey, did Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang know each other when they were young?" Xinbaji asked curiously.

"Well, Yin Shikyu looked like this since he was a child. He picked his nose all day long. Unexpectedly, he had been deducted for twenty years. I don't know how big a piece of booster could deduct for twenty years." Jiang Cheng replied.

"I can't imagine it." Xinbaji sighed, "Yinsang's nostrils may be like a black hole. He unconsciously sucked Yinsang's hand in, and he could not get rid of it for twenty years."

"Do you think so too? Haha, I think so too. It's hard to imagine what a person's nostril would look like if he could depress for twenty years. But when I saw Yinshi, I understood that his nostril would become like this. His silver hair, which had no energy at all, was naturally curled with silver hair." Jiang Cheng just finished speaking, and felt a chill behind him, and it was getting heavier and heavier.

"You two apologize to all the Yin Hair Natural Curls! Ah, no, apologize to my nostrils!" Ginto said as he pressed Shinbaji and Jiang Cheng's heads on the table.

...

Voiceover: Haruta, the brave man who gathered his friends (silver natural curly, glasses in human skin, jealous kelp girl), finally arrived at Yoshihara. Tonight, can he reach the last level, defeat the Demon King (Night King), and thus rescue his mother, let's wait and see, now there is an advertisement in advance~

(Advertising time…)

...

"Can you really do it? Yinsang, I always feel a little scared..."

Qingta kept looking around her, afraid that some bad situations would occur.

At this time, Haruta and Wanshiwu trio had sneaked into Yoshihara (Jiang Sei deliberately put it in). It should be said that he had not walked very far after entering the gate.

"We will definitely let you see your mother! Don't worry about Aru!" Kagura said confidently patting his chest.

But as soon as he finished speaking, Kagura exclaimed, "Ah! I encountered a trap Aru! Now I can only save me by collecting one hundred vinegar kelp! Hurry up! The place where the vinegar kelp is placed is just under the stone slab two hundred meters ahead of you!" After saying that, Kagura collapsed to the ground.

"Train? What trap? Why didn't I see anything? Could it be that it was poisoned?! Then why are we okay? And why can vinegar kelp detoxify? Why are there vinegar kelp under the stone slab two hundred meters ago? Why do you know? There are too many complaints! I don't know where to start complaining!" Qing was too messy.

"It's because Kagura Chan is not an earthling, and this poison is only targeting Kagura Chan, so we're fine, and Kagura Chan has the ability to [detect the location of all vinegar kelp within 200 meters]." Shinbaji finally got over it.

"Really?" Haruta asked uncertainly.

"Really, of course it's true! Sa! Go quickly, brave! The task of saving Kagurachan is left to you!" Gintoki patted Haruta's shoulder and said.

"Okay... OK." Haruta said as he began to tentatively point in Kagura.

"Hey, Kagura, your acting skills are too bad! I finally helped you get rid of this lie. Next time, I will find at least an acceptable reason!" Shinhachi said in a low voice to Kagura who was lying on the ground, "Kara, Kagura? Kagura! Why are you asleep? Hello!"

"The vinegar kelp is back, hurry up and detoxify, Sister Kagura!" At this time, Haruta had already rushed back with the vinegar kelp he found.

But at this time, Kagura was still shouting...

Gintoki kicked Kagura quietly, and Kagura finally rubbed his eyes and stood up, "Where is this? Is it time for lunch?"

"Is this...is this a poison that can cause memory disorder?!" Haruta's eyes were filled with mist, "I actually did this for me, for me..."

Gintoki: "…"

New Baji: "…"

In this way, the four of them began to challenge one sand sculpture after another (such as collecting two bottles of strawberry milk to save the sudden depression of Silver Toshiba, and wiping Xinbaji's glasses to awaken the sleeping Xinbaji, and collecting two lace small Nene that fell on the ground to defeat a Baihua member, collecting three lies to recruit a Baihua member for his own use... etc.). Although it was dangerous, he finally came to the house of the boss Night King without any danger.

At this time, the Night King (Jiang Cheng) was working hard to memorize the lines...

"Gin Sang, finally came here! Hurry up! We..." Haruta said happily, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already arrived behind Haruta and kicked Gintoki, Kagura, and Shinbaji all away. The three of them fell to the ground and spit out blood and hit the gg.

"Ginsang! Sister Kagura! New Eagle Brother!" Haruta exclaimed.

"Is it very capable? You can come here? Little kid, you have the qualification to challenge me! As long as you can defeat me, Night King Jiang... Fengxian, you can see your mother! Come on! ps: Collect more than 100 pieces of braised pork on the ground and feed it to Night King, and you can win without a fight." Jiang Cheng said.

"What's the setting?!!" Although he was complaining, Qingta still did it, lifting the plates on the ground and throwing the braised pork he got at Jiang Cheng piece by piece. Jiang Cheng didn't waste anything and swallowed it all into his stomach.

Finally, one hundred yuan is enough...

"Excellent brave man! I didn't expect that I could... defeat my Night King Jiang... Fengxian, your mother is waiting for you behind the door... Go!" After saying that, Jiang Cheng fell to the ground instantly, shot out ggs, and spit out blood (tomato juice).

Finally, after a touching scene of recognizing relatives, the whole performance ended...

"Excellent little devil, since you defeated me, then the title of Night King will be handed over to you!" Jiang Cheng got up and wiped the tomato juice beside his mouth, "I'll leave the whole Yoshihara to you!" After that, Jiang Cheng turned around and was about to leave.

However, Yue Yong did not give Jiang Cheng a chance, and several shots of Kuwu hit Jiang Cheng instantly. Jiang Cheng fell to the ground again, but this time it might be really going to gg.

"Don't add a show to yourself without authorization! Your soul is so weak!" Yue Yong cursed.
Chapter completed!
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