Chapter 203: Pet like a master [shape]!
"I've said it, right!" Kondo shouted.
"Is it..." Suddenly, Jiang Cheng thought of some possibility and punched Kondo in an instant and cursed, "Do you bastard think that the rustic mother from the countryside will embarrass you?! Is it great to be a civil servant?! Can you dislike the mother in your hometown by becoming a civil servant?! Don't you think about who you came to this world because of."
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng looked at Babruce again, sighed, and said, "It is better to cut off the relationship as soon as possible for such a son."
Kondo climbed up with his swollen cheeks, wiped his nose bleeding, and loudly argued: "How many times do you want me to say it! That's not my mother at all!"
"Really?!" Jiang Cheng looked in disbelief, and then looked at Babruce and Kondo again, "But it really looks like a real mother and son!"
"It doesn't look good at all!" Kondo cursed, then pointed at himself and said angrily, "Although I do look a little like an orangutan, I'm a real human, okay?"
"Hey, what you said is too much," Yin Shikki walked over and whispered to Jiang Cheng, "No matter what, you can't joke with your parents."
"SeSou!" Kondo nodded with his hands in his arms.
"It should be said that it's a younger brother or something, right?" Gintoki continued.
"Not it! In the end, do you think I am an orangutan in timemachine?!" Kondo was furious, "This is just a pet, a pet!"
"Pet? Really?" Gintoki's face was full of doubts, "Do you really have such a big orangutan?"
"She looked at me with a sad look in the pet shop, so..." Kondo smiled reluctantly and explained.
Thinking of this, Kondo's mouth raised a curve slightly, and he felt a little grateful in his heart.
However, before Kondo could finish his gratitude, he saw that Jiang Cheng and Shinbaji were already setting fire, and Gintoki and Kagura were sharpening their knives. The division of labor was very clear, and Babruce had been tied up by five flowers.
"What do you want to do to the princess?" Kondo cursed.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng looked at Kondo in surprise, "You are preparing for an outdoor barbecue, can't you tell me? Also, what is the princess?"
Kondo's face was sweating coldly, but he waved his hand and lied, "No, I mean her name is Princess."
"That's it," Jiang Cheng looked at Babruce again, "but speaking of it, this orangutan is really big, the meat must be very delicious, Yosi! I decided it was for lunch today!"
"Stop it with me!" While shouting, Kondo stood in front of Babruce and opened his hands, "Why do you do this without the consent of your master! You are too self-centered!"
"Tsk, what a stingy guy." Jiang Cheng curled his lips disdainfully.
"This has nothing to do with being stingy, okay?" Kondo shouted, then turned his head and looked at Babruce behind him, and said intimately:
"Isn't the so-called pet just a reserve ration?" Jiang Chengnu nodded and continued, "Isn't this common sense? Are you too stingy? You can't finish eating such a big guy."
"What kind of common sense is this? There is no common sense at all!" Kondo cursed, but just after scolding Kondo, he saw Gintoki standing beside him, and nodded and stood beside Jiang Cheng, "Why do you agree with this common sense too!"
"Yinjiang, you have always used Dingchun as reserve ration to raise Aru?!" Kagura kicked Yinshi away and scolded.
"Isn't that common sense?" Gintoki slowly climbed up from the ground with his nose covered.
After hearing this, Kagura rushed towards Gintoki again...
"Jiang Chengsang, I'll go to the toilet." Xin Baji said with his head down.
It can be seen that Xinbaji is not very interested.
"Oh," Jiang Cheng responded, but then Jiang Cheng thought of something, took out an envelope from his body and handed it to Shinbaji, "This is a reward."
"But we basically did nothing..." Shinbaji quickly refused.
"No, I've helped a lot." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "and I don't want to become an adult who doesn't keep his word."
Looking at the envelope in his hand, Shinbaji couldn't help but feel a little moved, and bowed to Jiang Cheng and said, "Thank you then."
After saying that, Shinbaji walked towards the other side.
"What a good boy..." Jiang Cheng murmured as he looked at Xinbaji's back.
Taking advantage of this unnoticed gap, Kondo breathed a sigh of relief.
However, after Kondo took Babruce for two steps, Kondo felt something fell from his trouser legs.
The trio of Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu were also attracted by the mosaic stuff on the ground behind Kondo.
"Oh, what is that?" Gintoki asked in confusion.
"It's Aru, the feces." Kagura replied.
"Really." Jiang Cheng echoed.
Kondo stopped, sweating spread on his face.
"That...that seemed to fall out of your skirt just now." Gintoki said, pointing to the long mosaic-shaped object on the ground.
"You even kicked it." Kagura echoed.
"No, no, no, no, no, no, he is an adult," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "How could he do such a thing?"
Kondo couldn't help but feel a little moved when he heard this, but before he could finish moving, he heard Jiang Cheng continue, "That should be just his banana, right?"
"How is that possible!" Gintoe punched Jiang Cheng, "Although both are mosaic objects, this one is obviously a piece of stool! Whether in terms of shape or color, it is all stool! Besides, even if that is banana, how can it fall out of your pants!"
"Ah, what you said is indeed a bit like a feces." Jiang Cheng nodded and replied, "But why are there feces here?"
As he said that, Jiang Cheng looked at Kondo, and Gintoki and Kagura on the side also looked at Kondo. Three pairs of eyes stared straight at Kondo.
Even if he didn't turn around, Kondo could feel three strange sights behind him.
While thinking about it, Kondo accidentally came to Babruce on the side and suddenly had a wonderful idea in his heart.
"Princess!" Kondo cursed gritted his teeth, then raised his foot and kicked Babruce into the landscape lake beside him, "Hasn't I taught you not to urinate or defecate anywhere?"
"I really can't do anything to you, I always urinate and defecate anywhere." Kondo frowned and looked helpless, "This guy is really troublesome, he's really helpless with her."
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"No, it obviously fell from you." Gintoki retorted.
"Wait, I'll say Sakata-kun, don't talk nonsense," Kondo complained, "How old do you think I am? I'm a thirty-year-old, how could I do that?"
"No," Jiang Cheng pointed behind Kondo with a blank expression, "You can see it yourself, it's all the way."
"You've misunderstood," Kondo quickly defended, "this, that, that's just afraid of getting lost, so he put the cookies on the road to mark it."
"Ah, I've been lost long ago and lost in the maze of life." Gintoe complained with contempt.
"You are wrong, Gintoki," Jiang Cheng shook his head, then stretched out a finger to correct it, "It should be said that Xingsheng."
"There is no difference at all!" Gintoki shouted.
However, just after he finished speaking, Gintoki felt something was wrong, and the rest of the people also realized something, because a huge shadow appeared under everyone's feet.
"Is it cloudy today?" Jiang Cheng murmured.
"The weather in Edo is really uncertain, it's sunny and cloudy." Kondo waved his hand and said casually.
"No, this morning, the anchor Yuno clearly said that today is sunny." Gintoki murmured with his chin.
"Do you really believe in the weather forecast that relies on divination?" Kondo continued, "Is there no scientific basis at all? Also, I only believe in her zodiac sign divination. I have never believed in the weather forecast."
"You are not at all different from Gintoki." Jiang Cheng complained with a expressionless face.
But then, everyone heard a huge roar from behind.
"It's so noisy," Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Babruce behind him with disdain, then moved his neck and pulled out the umbrella from his waist. "Gintoki, prepare the fire, Kagura sauce, prepare the sauce, orangutan, you... you have nothing to do, just go to the side and concentrate on playing with your own banana."
"What are you... going to do?" Kondo swallowed.
"Do you still need to ask? Of course it's an outdoor barbecue." Jiang Cheng said, then raised the umbrella in his hand.
However, before Jiang Cheng could wave it down, Kondo, who was beside him, quickly grabbed Jiang Cheng, "Hey! Wait! That one doesn't work! It's absolutely not work!"
"I said you should have a little bit of backbone, okay?" Jiang Cheng sighed lightly and said earnestly: "When it is time to teach it, you should teach it a lesson, right? It dares to yell at its owner now, and next time it will dare to ride on your head and shit."
"Not anymore! I will teach it a lesson after I go back. No need to bother you!" Kondo said hurriedly.
"Then... OK." Jiang Cheng had no choice but to give up, turned to look at Gintoki and Kagura, "Hey, let's go."
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