Chapter 185: Nice buddy? Nice body!
"No need to worry, Shinbaji is in the estrus every day." Gintoki said indifferently.
"Where is it!" Shinbaji retorted with a red face.
"Don't the stinky little guys who have entered puberty are in heat every day? This is common sense, common sense." Yin Shikki replied casually.
"After saying this..." Jiang Cheng nodded with his chin and refused to refuse.
"There is no such common sense at all!" Xinbaji retorted again.
"No...yes." Jiang Cheng and Yin Toe replied at the same time.
"But then again, what should this [Oriko] lady be dealt with?" Gintoki looked at the head on the table again.
"Of course I threw it away, this kind of thing." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and looked disapproving, "It's useless at all."
"No! She is my special egg beater Aru!" Kagura shouted.
"I've said it many times! There's no such thing at all!" Gintoki shouted, but just after he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly thought of something and asked Shinbaji: "That, the price of Miss [Oriko] is..."
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After getting the price of the robot Miss Eiko from Shinhachi's mouth, Gintoki was silent, but two seconds later, he hugged the head with a passionate look on his face and rushed out of Wanshi House with interest and rushed to the old man Ginou's mechanical hall.
Yue Yong also returned to Yoshihara after giving someone a warning, "Don't cause trouble."
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Mechanical Hall.
"It's amazing," Gintoki murmured to himself holding the brochure of the robot Miss Eiko, "The dream machine doll that is easy to cook and wash clothes to handle matters... It's amazing, even the arrogant and mother-in-law type. I didn't expect that the times have advanced to this level~"
"Indeed," Jiang Chengshen nodded with consent, "Anyway, it's too amazing to have the mother-in-law type."
"Is this the only thing that shocks you?" Xinbaji complained without expression, "Shouldn't it be said that there is a mother-in-law type? By the way, what type is the mother-in-law type!"
"Are you pretending to be innocent? Mother-in-law type... not in a..." Gintoki was kicked down by Jiang Cheng before he finished speaking.
"What are you saying in front of the kids? Let you go to hell!"
"Yeah." Shinhachi and Kagura nodded at the same time.
"Tsk!" Yin Toshita curled his lips, then looked at the old man Yuanwai who was picking up the robot's head, "Hey, how about it? Old man?"
"It's really miserable." The old man from Yuanwai said without raising his head.
"Is that needless to say? After all, even my head was cut off." Yin Shik said casually.
"It's obviously so good to play dodge balls," Jiang Cheng curled his lips and complained disdainfully, "And this guy spits oil in my face! He also pretends to be wronged and scares us! If I ask me, there is no need to repair this kind of thing, wouldn't it be enough to give it to the football team? It can also improve the players' reaction ability."
"That kind of thing doesn't matter at all," Gintoki waved his hand, "I just want to repair it and sell it and make a profit~"
"Are you underestimating football?! You bastard!" Jiang Cheng was unhappy in an instant.
"No one said that! What is your ears for? Or is the processor of your head already aging!" Gintoki retorted.
"What did you say! The booger you stuffed into your nostrils naturally rolled up?!"
There was no chance for the two to argue, but carefully held the robot's head and checked it, saying, "There seems that there is no damage in the key area, there will be a solution."
"But... Master, you won't be so stable in the future," shouted Gintoki, who was still fighting with Jiang Cheng, "This kind of thing appears in the market. You, the first mechanic of Edo, will be surpassed not far!"
"What stupid things are you saying!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and retorted, "How can that kind of thing be called a robot? It's just as meaningless as a real person! The only thing that can represent a robot is metal and mecha! I will never admit it! That kind of thing is a robot..."
"It seems that I support you too, Gintoki." The old man Ginwai smiled and then his tone changed slightly, as if he was a little disdainful and sad. "I made such a weak robot, but in the end I was only used for sex... But then again, do you want to repair her to that level?"
"Ohashi Ohashi!" Ginto replied without hesitation.
"The bumblebee is right!" Jiang Cheng retorted.
Gintoki: "Hata O Yui!"
Jiang Cheng: "Qin Tianzhu!"
Gintoki: "Little Garden Oyang!"
Jiang Cheng: "Gundam!"
Kagura who was in trouble: "Grandpa Ken Oki!"
Gintoki "Takizawa Ora!"
Jiang Cheng: "First aircraft!"
Kagura who was in trouble: "Egg beating Aru!"
So, Gintoki and Jiang Cheng started to squat again.
"Are you guys deliberately coming to slander?!" Ginto cursed.
"You are right! What do you want her to become? Is your head a despicable thing?" Jiang Cheng retorted.
"It's better than water in your mind!" Gintoki retorted, "I'll add a silence, what about you?! Have you fed your copyright consciousness?! Did someone get into trouble just now? Why did you hear Grandpa Kenji and egg beaters? Did you say that too?!"
"How is that possible! I hate raw egg bibimbap the most!" Jiang Cheng retorted.
Then the two stopped at the same time and looked at a girl with buns and cheongsam holding hands on the side.
"Hey, it's okay to be a little bit similar," Ginto said casually, "No matter what, you can't become the old man Ken Oki, right?"
"No, that old man is the complete dominant chicken." Kagura said excitedly, "If it were transformed into that, it would definitely be possible to eat fried chicken every day!"
"The fried food needs to be moderate," Jiang Cheng sighed and continued, "Do you know how many girls have distorted their figures because of irregular diets? Also, raw egg bibimbap is really not a delicious dish."
"No! Uncle, you don't understand the deliciousness of raw egg bibimbap Aru! That is the highest dish Aru!" Kagura retorted.
"It's not at all!" Yin Toki and Jiang Cheng retorted at the same time.
"Well, stop arguing." The voice of the old man Yuanwai came, "I always obeyed your opinions, and it's just like that for the time being. They were all made up of ready-made things."
At this time, everyone discovered that there was a thing next to Yuanwai that had to pay copyright tax to Gundam. (jpg.) But then he put on a mosaic, of course he didn't have a mosaic in his head.
"Wait for me!" Gintoki quickly blocked the camera and complained, "This is not called pieced together with ready-made things! It's just a naked plagiarism! Where has your copyright awareness gone?!"
"This is..." Jiang Cheng rushed forward in an instant, his eyes full of sparkling little stars, "High..."
Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Yin Shikki covered his mouth, "Those two words can't be said at all!"
"This is a body that can last for a year of war." Old Master Yuanwai said proudly.
"Why does the maid have to fight a year's war? Why does the maid need a shield!" Gintoki complained wildly.
"If you have a shield, you can hide a lot of things," the old man from Yuanwai patted the shield on the right side of the mosaic and explained, "such as family embarrassment."
Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement, then sighed and continued, "What I said is, Miss Yuezi is not easy~"
"No need at all! It's just a robot!" Gintoki shouted again, "It's rare to use it for money. Come out with a woman's tempting good figure, otherwise you won't be able to sell it."
"It's worthy of being Gintoki, I even thought of this." Jiang Cheng smiled slightly, and then went to the mosaic who was about to be tall, changing the mosaic's left hand to a thumb up, and adding a new character with a mosaic on the side, but it can still be roughly seen that this character is - Shin-Fei O-Bi!
(ps: Real Bird: Gundam Driver.)
"Do what you said, nicebuddy, (good teammates, easy to cooperate)" Jiang Cheng also gave a thumbs up.
"It's not the same thing at all! I'm talking about nicebody! Not nicebuddy!" Gintoki shouted, "You send it back to them quickly! Even if you take advantage of the popularity, it's all mosaic!"
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"It's really, you've defeated me," Gintoki was speechless, then looked at the old man Genou again, sighed and continued, "Forget it, just follow your own method to make it look like a woman."
"No! It's better to change it to a bumblebee!" Jiang Cheng retorted.
"You are the only one who likes that kind of thing!" Gintoki shouted.
Immediately afterwards, everyone saw the old man from Yuanwai scratching his head, then put silicone buttocks behind the mosaic.
"Is it just a squinted buttocks installed?! It didn't fundamentally solve the problem! It looks like a mosaic has a squinted buttocks! And why should I be obsessed with a squinted buttocks!" Ginto roared.
"I just think women with big butts are very good and can give birth to them." Old Master Yuanwai explained.
Gintoki yelled with his eyes white: "It's too corrupt! Your concept of judging women is too corrupt!"
"What's wrong with you? I spent a lot of effort to do this." Old Master Yuanwai complained.
"Well, I think I should understand what Yinshi means." Jiang Cheng once again came to this mosaic that was as tall as he was.
"It's worthy of being Jiang Cheng, it's worthy of being a man who has been in Yoshihara for so long." Gintoki said in surprise, "If it's yours, I will definitely understand what I mean!"
"Actually, what you want to do is this!" As he said that, Jiang Cheng pulled off the mosaic...
Chapter completed!