Chapter 17: Don't believe the fortune-telling in the morning program!
"So, what's the situation with Yoshihara now?" Gintoki finally got serious.
"That's all, I have to deal with some people, and those who are pro-shuofu and those who are kissing the Spring Rain Pirates. Someone saw what happened that day. After dealing with this group of people, I pretended to be the Night King. In short, I can only hide it like this first." Jiang Cheng replied casually.
"Is it worth it? Let your hands be covered in blood again?"
"It's not me who started the battle. Our...fight is over long ago."
"Hey, why does the atmosphere suddenly become heavier..." Shinbaji couldn't help but say, "Eat quickly! If you don't eat, you'll overcook it!" Shinbaji hurriedly greeted everyone.
"Speaking of this, why is Jiang Chengsang a panda school?" Xinbaji couldn't help asking.
"There are three reasons! First: If you insist on saying it, it will be very kawaii. Second: You can't eat it. Third: I won't eat what it eats." Jiang Cheng said with a little smugness.
"I don't know how to complain, it's just because I'm cute and not in the same food chain with you!" Xinbaji said with a dark face, and turned to Yue Yong at the same time, "Why is Miss Yue Yong from the Raccoon? Is it because it's very cute?"
"I belong to the Bear Sect."
"It seems that the raccoon is not a bear, right? Is a raccoon a bear? It's incredible that there is a bear sect," Shinbaji sighed.
"No, I didn't say anything." Yue Yong raised his hand and said.
"The bear is the cutest, Aru, I have always wanted to raise one!"
"Aru?" Shinbaji looked in confusion in the direction of the sound, and at the same time, the other three looked over. He saw a girl with orange-red hair and buns holding chopsticks and constantly picking food from the hot pot and putting it into her mouth.
"Who are you?" the four of them asked at the same time.
"Kagura (Kagura) Aru." The girl replied without raising her head.
"Kagura?"
“Aru?”
...
"Put down the rice cooker for me! You don't know where you came from, the bad Musi (a hateful little girl)! How much do you want to eat? Why are you guys who come in and eat other people's homes with peace of mind when they talk to themselves!" Gintoe pulled the rice cooker in Kagura's hand and shouted, but it didn't work at all, and the pot didn't move at all.
But in the end, Kagura let go, and instantly, Gintoki slipped and fell out with his feet in his arms. However, Gintoki found that the entire rice cooker was empty.
"Another pot of Aru!" Kagura shouted.
"There is no such thing! This is not the kind of restaurant! Money, pay me after eating other people's things. You are so naive! Don't drool at my hot pot! Why are you still picking it up and eating it!! The hot pot is not eaten that way!" Gintoki put the rice cooker back in place, and looked at Kagura who picked up the hot pot again and was in a bad mood.
The rice cooker competition ended, and Gintoki and Kagura began a new hot pot competition. However, in terms of the result, the result was exactly the same as the rice cooker competition.
"Empty...empty..." Yin Shi murmured in her arms, holding the hot pot that she was scrambling to scramble.
"Well, I've eaten almost the same food anyway. This little girl looks like she hasn't eaten for a long time. Don't mind so much." Xinbaji came out to smooth things over.
"What do you mean not to mind so much!" Gintoki pulled Shinbaji's clothes and shouted, "This is my home! She ate my meal! I ate my hot pot!" As he said that, he looked at Kagura who took out a pudding from there, "That, that really doesn't work! That pudding is absolutely not possible!"
But it was too late, Kagura had already thrown the pudding into his mouth and chewed it and swallowed it.
"That..." Yin Shikkang instantly and kept knocking on the wooden floor. "That was hidden by me. In order not to let Jiang Cheng discover it, I hid it so secretly... Why? Why? Why do you feel unlucky all day today! The fortune divination in the morning show said that I was surprisingly lucky today!"
"Gintoki, have you fallen too? You actually believe in that superstitious thing." Jiang Cheng sneered.
"It has no taste at all. I'll give me vinegar kelp next time. Aru." Kagura shaved his teeth while burping while stroking his stomach with his other hand.
"You are so bad Musi! Do you know how many brain cells I have spent to hide this pudding?! I, if I don't need to add some sweets every day, I will feel that I have no energy for a whole day! You said, how do you pay me!"
"Then I'll give it to you again, Aru," Kagura said, putting the empty hot pot in front of him again, "Haha..."
After vomiting, Kagura wiped the saliva from his mouth, "I've given it to you... Aru..."
"How could you still eat it! You are a fool! Absolutely a fool! Just spit it out?! Lose money! Or you lose money or buy me a new place to put it in!"
"Hmph, Edo is such a place," Kagura looked sad, "No matter who anyone is cold and doesn't care about people, it seems that this is the smartest way to live. Even when facing me, a very cute underage girl, I am unwilling to lend a helping hand."
"There is no girl who can finish a whole pot of rice in one go! There is no girl who eats hot pot with hot pot, either!" Gintoe complained, and then he felt three strange gazes, "What are your eyes? Why do you look at me with the look of scumbags? Are you saying it's my fault? What's going on all of them seems to be my fault?"
"Well, Kagura, why did you show up at our house? Did you encounter something?" Shinbaji looked amiable.
"I... hate Aru, a man with glasses."
"Hey! I've said a few words for you!"
"Actually, I smelled the familiar smell and followed from the pursuit... from the road," Kagura said to himself as if he hadn't heard it.
"Hey, I seemed to have heard something amazing just now. She seemed to have said the word "chasing" and she must have said it!" Xinbaji interrupted.
But Kagura continued to say as if he hadn't heard it, "Finally, he came here with that familiar smell, and then he heard panda, raccoon, etc. Then the boy inquired me to have hot pot together..."
"You... have been there since the beginning?! Who invited you to have hot pot together! And what did you mean by chasing me just now?! Don't pretend you didn't hear me!" Shinbaji looked at Kagura who turned to the side to whistle the nose and whistle.
"Actually, I... I heard that I can make a lot of money from Edo. So I came from a distant planet. My family was so poor that I only had seasoned bibimbap for three meals. I hoped that at least I could eat egg bibimbap! As Mommy said before, there was a fool uncle on Earth, and I thought I could find him. But..." As he said that, Kagura's expression began to become a little sad, and she covered her face and looked like she was about to cry with grievance.
"What are you talking to yourself?! For such a sad story, please go to the talent show! Those judges will definitely turn around for you! It will not be a problem to eat n egg bibimbap every day!" Gintoki couldn't help but shout.
"It's so... so touching!" Jiang Cheng sniffed, and then raised it up, which was written with [I WANT YOU!] from where it turned out.
"You are right... It's really hard for this child. Don't worry, your dream has been conveyed to us." Yue Yong also raised the same sign.
"I can't imagine that you have such a story. Come to my team!" Shinbaji raised the sign while wiping his tears.
"Hey! It's really turned into a talent show. Hello! You guys are enough!"
Just as Gintoki finished complaining, the door suddenly got knocked, and everyone heard the sound of several cars.
"Who?! Didn't I see Yinsang, am angry?!" Yinshi walked towards the door cursing.
"It's them!" Kagura said, and ran to the back window and jumped down.
"They?" Gintoki turned his head and saw Kagura jumping out of the window, "Hey, don't just say half of it!"
"Silver, there is the smell of gunpowder from bullets." Jiang Cheng suddenly said.
"Ah?" Gintoki made a sound when the door was pushed open, and a gun hit Gintoki's forehead.
An explosive head with sunglasses sneered, "Where is that little girl? Don't say I don't know, our people saw her coming in here." At the same time, several explosive heads appeared at Yin Toshi's door, looking at Jiang Cheng and others inside unkindly.
However, at this subtle moment, Jiang Cheng couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Why are you laughing at?!" An explosive head couldn't help but shout.
"There is nothing, I absolutely didn't laugh at your explosive heads, I absolutely didn't think your explosive heads are funny. Really, you believe me." Jiang Chengyi stood up and said in a righteous manner. But after that, Jiang Cheng couldn't help laughing again.
"Hey, brother, he said he was not laughing at our explosive head." One of the explosive heads pointed a gun at the ear of Gintoki.
"This is not an explosion head! It is an explosion roll! You can remember it for me!" The leader still kept saying to Jiang Cheng and others in the room.
"Really? But it looks like an explosive head (laughing)" Gintoki turned around and said to the leader.
"Why do you need to add brackets to the end of the sentence and laugh! Are you laughing at our hairstyle?! This is the explosion curl, not the explosion head!" the leader retorted.
"This is my habit (pudding), just like that." Gintoki waved his hand and said.
"Souga, it's really an unusual habit," the leader nodded and said, "Ah, no! We are here to find that girl!" The leader finally reacted.
But it was too late, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong had already removed all their guns. At the same time, Jiang Cheng pointed his umbrella at them, and Yin Shik also pulled out the wooden knife...
(Voiceover: Author, didn’t you say that Kagura would appear in the previous chapter? Why didn’t he appear until this chapter?
A certain miserable author: Hey? Haven’t you discovered it? You also asked why there are five people, isn’t that true?
Voiceover: Is that counting?! You are just fooling people!
A certain miserable author: Well, the camera is so big, it is not normal to miss one or two people occasionally. (Pick up your nose)
Chapter completed!