Chapter 14: If you can't find the Time machine, please at least give me Dragon Ball Radar!
Upon hearing this, Fengxian laughed, "I never expected that you would grow to such a level, not only a woman, but also a taste of drinking. You are truly worthy of being the son of that man."
Then Fengxian said to Yue Yong: "Prepare as he asks."
"Lord Fengxian, actually..." Yue Yong hesitated and wanted to explain.
"Um?"
"I'll go right now!"
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Jiang Cheng kept picking the food in his mouth with the plate, and kept winking at Yinshi, who was also eating and drinking.
Jiang Cheng: What to do?! Can you stop eating? Are you reincarnated by a starving ghost?! You don’t know what to say in this situation at all! It’s so embarrassing!!
Gintoki: Now that is the only way to use that.
Jiang Cheng: That one is that? I don’t know at all! When did we make a plan?! At this point, aren’t we all blamed you?!
Gintoki: Use what you are best at!
Jiang Cheng: What is the best thing?! He is not a woman!!! I have no interest in that kind of old man!!!
Gintoki: Who said it was that kind of thing?! Wine, the Chinese wine placed next to you, use that to get him drunk!!
In an instant, Jiang Cheng understood and put down the plate in his hand at the same time. Then he walked towards Fengxian with a bottle of high-alcohol Chinese liquor.
"Old man, why not try the wine I like to drink too. The one you drink is far inferior to this one, but." Jiang Cheng said and poured a glass for Fengxian, at least three taels.
"It's really rare. I didn't expect that I would have the chance to drink the wine you poured in my life. Since that's the case, I'll be disrespectful." Fengxian said, then raised her head and drank it all.
"Well, the aftertaste is long. I didn't expect that this wine that looks as clear as water has such power. I feel that my chest is burning." Fengxian closed her eyes and savored slowly.
When Fengxian opened her eyes, she was stunned when she looked at Jiang Chengdu who was blowing at the bottle.
"Old man, you're drinking too slowly." Jiang Cheng said, then threw out the empty bottle in his hand and poured a cup for Fengxian again.
"Give more Chinese liquor, I want to have a good time with Mr. Fengxian!" Jiang Cheng shouted at Yue Yong, winking wildly.
"I understand." Yue Yong knew it and turned around and walked out.
"You can't feel the deliciousness of wine when you drink it like you." Fengxian shook her head and said in a deep voice.
"Come on, let's continue drinking, you can't put down the cup!" Jiang Cheng filled Fengxian with wine again, and drove away the two wine-accompanied girls beside Fengxian. "If I have it, I won't need them."
Fengxian didn't understand what "Shenwei" wanted to do, but she was not vague and looked up and drank it all.
"The feelings are deep, I'm bored!" Jiang Cheng continued to give Fengxian full.
...Phoenix Fairy drank it all in one go
"I have a strong relationship, but I can't drink enough!" Jiang Cheng added another cup to Fengxian.
...Phoenix Fairy drank it all in one go
"Emotional iron, drink and vomit blood!"
...Drink it all in one go.
"Men don't drink, they will walk in the world!"
...Drink it all.
"Men don't drink, they live like dogs!"
...and it's over.
"It's better to have a hole in your stomach to prevent your feelings from cracking!"
...Everything.
"I'm not drunk if you don't get drunk, who will go to sleep on the streets!"
....
"If you don't drink, I won't drink it. Where can I put the good Chinese wine?"
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Voiceover: Hello, isn’t this worldview spoken in Japanese in the whole universe?! Is it really okay for the author to do this like this?! Aren’t you afraid of readers’ complaints?!
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In this way, Jiang Cheng kept pouring wine to Fengxian, and at the same time he kept blowing the bottle. Yue Yong went out from time to time to bring a bunch of Chinese wine to bring in. Yin Shie also leaned over at some point and followed Jiang Cheng drunk to drink Fengxian.
The three of them drank more and more, and the empty bottles of wine were thrown on the ground. Finally, Fengxian got excited.
"Old man, your alcohol tolerance is really not good." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but say as he looked at Feng Xian who was already confused.
"Oh, what's the name of the old man? I'm not apart, I'm called Big Brother!"
Jiang Cheng was happy, it seemed that Fengxian was really drunk.
"Brother!" Yin Shi shouted.
"You've drunk too much!" Jiang Cheng kicked Yin Shi in the face.
After saying that, looking at Yin Shi and Fengxian who were holding each other's shoulders and calling each other brothers, Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly. Without even looking at it, he touched a bottle of wine from behind, bite the lid and took a few sips.
However, after just taking two sips, Jiang Cheng felt that the taste was not right and glared at him, Japanese sake!
It's a pity! This is Jiang Cheng's last thought before he lost consciousness.
Actually, I didn’t blame Yue Yong, because the three of them drank too fast, so Yue Yong could only keep going out to move in and didn’t notice that there was a bottle of other wine in the wine he was holding...
...
It hurts and hurts. Jiang Cheng's current feeling is only pain, and his whole body feels like it is falling apart. Finally, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes.
"You two have finally woken up, the saviors of Yoshihara." A strange woman's voice sounded.
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng's eyes were dull and slowly turned his head mechanically: a beautiful woman in a wheelchair was looking at herself with a smile on her face, and the person pushing the wheelchair behind her was Yue Yong.
"Sir Savior~" the woman shouted again and smiled.
Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment and petrochemical.
Also confused was Gintoki who just woke up.
The two of them were so miserable at this time, and they were covered in bandages and were like mummies. They were lying on two beds respectively.
"Thanks to you, Yoshihara was able to get rid of the Night King's hands." The woman continued.
Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi looked at each other, and then their movements were surprisingly consistent. They instantly got up from the bed, and then searched through the boxes and cabinets in the room to find something.
"Time Machine! (Time Machine) Where is Time Machine?!" The two of them shouted while searching.
"You two are calm!" Yue Yong couldn't help but shout, "Nothing like that!"
"So, at least please give me the Dragon Ball Radar! Bulma!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and shouted.
"Who is Bulma! Who will fall in love with the Saiyan with Mount Fuji hairstyle!"
"What is the situation? Why did it turn out like this! When Mao woke up, there was a woman calling us Yoshihara's savior! I can't imagine what happened. Hey!" Gintoe complained while searching, his face full of sweat.
"It must be that, Time Machine, someone used Time Machine to send us to the future! It must be true! Gintoki, we are no longer in the original timeline! If you want to go back, you can only find Time Machine! Come on, Gintoki!" As he said that, Jiang Cheng showed an encouraging look at Gintoki.
"Yeah, it's definitely like this! This kind of setting is very common in animation, such as the Stone Gate!" Gintoki echoed.
"You two are enough!" Yue Yong shouted, instantly throwing two kunai at the two of them, and they fell down in an instant.
The two who fell to the ground began to communicate with each other with their eyes.
Gintoki: What is the situation! I can’t figure it out at all! I just remember that I don’t know anything after drinking too much!
Jiang Cheng: Ask me who I ask! Otherwise, pretend to be dead and pretend to be without knowing anything!
Then Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes instantly.
Gintoki: Hey! This is not a bear in the wild! It’s useless to pretend to be dead! Wake up, Jiang Cheng! Hey!
"It's useless to pretend to be dead. Get up quickly, you want to know what happened."
"Actually, I'm not interested at all. Today I have something else, so I'll say goodbye first." Yin Shi stood up from the ground in an instant and said that he was about to walk towards the door.
"Actually, I just remembered it. Today I asked Kurokono to play basketball together." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said with a smile, and also began to walk towards the door.
However, before the two of them could reach the door, countless kunai had already wiped the two and flew out. The two stopped in an instant.
"Hey, at least I'll hear people finish talking! It's exactly the same as those ruthless men who pull out [beep--]!"
"Hey, Gintoki, did you do something to be sorry for the woman with scars on her face? She said something like "beep--] ruthless." Jiang Cheng whispered in Yintoki's ear.
"How is that possible! I think you did something that was sorry for others, right? You'd better apologize seriously. If you don't have the money to pay it, I can lend you a thousand yuan, but you must pay it back." Yin Shik also said in a low voice.
"No, I'd better lend you a thousand yuan. Remember to apologize."
"No, then I'll lend you one thousand one hundred yuan!"
"Then I will lend you 1,200 yuan!"
"One thousand three hundred yuan!"
"One thousand five hundred yuan!"
The two started to pinch again.
"Who is that kind of woman?" Yue Yong shouted and threw several kunai at the two of them.
...
Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were sitting upright in front of the beautiful woman in a wheelchair with their heads down, and Yue Yong also sat opposite Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi.
"Actually, this is the case..." Yue Yong spoke out and wanted to explain.
"Bridge bean sack!" Jiang Cheng brushed his face with one hand and stretched out his other hand to stop him, "I... I seem to have recalled a little. Let me stroke it first..."
"At the beginning, Ginshiki and I thought of getting the old man drunk and slipping over, and then... the plan went smoothly. Not only the old man was drunk, but even Ginshiki's idiot was drunk... Then the memory became a little blurred at this point... Let me think about it again..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng began to frown and recalled hard, and suddenly a flash of inspiration, "By the way! sake! Japanese sake! I seemed to have taken a few sips of sake!"
"So it's all your fault!" Ginto slapped Jiang Cheng on the table, and the entire table was broken.
Chapter completed!