Chapter 115: Drinking such things must be done within your capacity! (4,000 words!)
"Amiao, stop beating!" Aliang hugged Amiao and persuaded, "Look carefully! Although he looks like an orangutan, there is no doubt that it is Kondo San!"
"Ha?! You dare to pretend to be a human!" A Miao became even more angry when she heard this.
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"I heard from the girl in the store explain the situation," Kondo sat on the sofa and hugged her hands and continued, "Miss A Miao, why should you be so disgusted? My passbook has been shared with Miss A Miao in the name of the couple~"
As he said that, Kondo took out a passbook from his arms and squeezed his eyes. If it weren't for the big bags on his face, he would still look a little handsome.
"Don't look at me like this, I've saved some money!" Kondo put on a handsome pose.
"Mr. Gorilla..." Ah Miao was a little moved and looked at Kondo with gratitude.
"I'm still calling me a gorilla..." Kondo's mood suddenly became a little depressed, "I'm still calling me a gorilla..."
"Then, Mr. Chimpanzee?" A Miao tentatively changed his title.
"Isn't it still the same?" Kondo's mood became even more depressed, but in order to please Ah Miao, he cheered up and shouted at the waiter beside him, "Give me ten bottles of champagne king!"
The store manager on the side nodded when he saw this, and drew a heavy stroke on the performance list beside him, even surpassing Ayin directly.
"So amazing! Sister A Miao surpassed A Yin in an instant!" The girls cheered around the performance chart.
"Nani!" Ayin put down the wine glass after hearing the girls' cheers, looking disbelief.
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"Hey, I hate this kind of wine~" Jiang Cheng looked at the ten bottles of champagne kings brought to him by the waiter and curled his lips.
"Hey? Have you never drunk such high-end wine?" Kondo showed a little smug look on his face, "It's okay, just drink it, I'll treat you today!"
"No, I only like Chinese wine." Jiang Cheng shook his head and replied.
"Chinese wine?" Kondo was a little confused, but in order to show his face in front of Ah Miao, he still showed a generous expression, "No problem! If you like it, please be as easy as you like! I took out all my deposits!"
[Anyway, the Chinese wine has such a high degree, and you have to get drunk if you can't drink a bottle. No matter how expensive it is, it's a bottle.] Kondo thought to himself that Kondo had also been in contact with Chinese wine. After all, he was in the shogunate and was exposed to foreign things frequently.
"Thank you then!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise and gave a few instructions to the waiter. After hearing this, the waiter hurried to get the wine.
"What's wrong with them?" Kondo asked at Gintoki who was still sleeping beside him and Hasegawa.
"Drink too much, probably." Jiang Cheng replied casually.
"It's really useless. I got drunk just now." Kondo sneered, "Let me Kondo-the new Night Emperor lead you to victory today!"
At this moment, Matsuhei Gong heard a voice with a warm anger, "Kondo! You kid, you want to show off more than me in this Kabukicho. Please wait for another hundred years!"
"What a quarrel! You lustful old man!" Kondo retorted with the microphone without hesitation, "From today, the Emperor of Night will be me!"
"What a joke! If you want to deprive me of my survival, I will not let go even if the general! I will add ten bottles of champagne kings!!" Matsuhei Duke was not willing to be outdone.
"Miss A Miao! I also want the King of Champagne here!" Kondo said without admitting defeat and shouted at the top of his throat, but when he turned around, he found that A Miao had already taken Kondo's wallet to call for wine, and the table was filled with empty wine bottles. To be precise, it should be Wuliangye's empty wine bottles.
"I'm already calling! And I'm using my wallet! I don't give me the chance to show off! And why are all Chinese wine? Why do I drink so much in just a while!" Kondo shouted.
"No, you are really handsome," Jiang Cheng put down the bottle, stretched out a finger and shook his head, and said earnestly, "You can really see the posture of the Emperor of Night, then let me be the real night..."
Before the king could say it, a Kuwu first hit Jiang Cheng's forehead, "Don't talk nonsense! You idiot!"
Yue Yong walked straight towards Jiang Cheng.
"Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng pulled out Kuwu and looked at the person coming, "I thought you were not here."
"How is it possible? How can someone refuse to invite others warmly?" As he said that, Yue Yong sat down and tried hard to look indifferent, but anyone with a discerning eye could see that Yue Yong was super nervous. Of course, this discerning eye did not include Jiang Cheng.
"Miss Yueyong~" A Miao shouted sweetly, "If you like to drink, you can order whatever you like. It was originally to thank you for your daily care."
A Miao held a bottle of champagne king in one hand and a bottle of Wuliangye in the other hand, with one mouthful of the left and one mouthful of the right hand. She looked at Jiang Cheng beside her and was a little sweaty.
"By the way, the Chinese wine is quite high... Ah Miao, you drink it like this..." Jiang Cheng stopped talking.
"Gao?" A Miao put down the bottle and was a little confused. "I didn't feel it at all. It's no different from drinking beer..."
"That's how..."
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"What's going on with these two people?" Yue Yong refers to Gintoki and Hasegawa who were fainting on the side.
"Don't care, don't care, it's just that I've drunk too much." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently.
"It seems that there is no difference here from Yoshihara," Yue Yong glanced around, "It's all a place for men to have fun."
"What I said makes sense~" Jiang Cheng nodded.
"No! This place is different from Yoshihara's place!" Kondo said sternly.
"There is no difference except for not letting it touch casually." Jiang Cheng replied casually.
"Touch it casually?! Can I touch it casually?!" Kondo was intrigued.
"Tsk," Jiang Cheng said, and continued, "Have you given you a coupon? Wouldn't it be enough to just try it?"
"That's what I said..." As he said that, Kondo looked at Ah Miao on the side, then shook his head wildly, "No, no, no! You must never go to that kind of place! There is only Ah Miao in my heart!"
"Oh, it's not me who said you," Jiang Cheng sighed lightly, and then persuaded earnestly, "You should recognize the reality, right? Take a step back and say that even if A Miao really likes you, you should consider the reality, right? What should I do if there are different types of reproductive isolation? When considering your preferences, you should also consider the parents who are sleeping in your hometown. They are also looking forward to you to pass on the family line, right?"
"What's the meaning?"
"That means you should at least find a similar type of gorilla!" Jiang Cheng said, and took out a few tickets to the zoo from his arms. "There are a few gorillas with good looks here, which is definitely easy to grow in terms of their butts! I originally wanted to see pandas, but you should need them more than me! No need to thank me, this is the friendship between males!"
Looking at the zoo ticket stuffed by Jiang Cheng in his hand, Kondo's entire ape... was in a bad mood, "Do you think I'm an orangutan?! I'm a human, okay!! The kind of reproductive isolation does not exist!! And if you want to say it is friendship between men! What is the friendship between males going to make a fuss about?!"
Hearing this, Yue Yong stuffed the banana he had just been taking out into his arms again and pretended that nothing had happened.
"Hey, are you going to take out the banana just now? Are you going to feed it?!" Kondo shouted, "I saw it just now! Don't pretend to be that way! You are so rude!"
"I understand," Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "It must be very hard, right? In order not to create a gap between himself and the people around him, he must be very painful to play the role of human beings and integrate himself into the surrounding environment, right? I understand everything!"
"No! You don't understand at all! What are you thinking!" Kondo was almost so angry that he lost his mind.
"So that's how it is... it's really touching." As he said that, A Miao began to cover her face and cry.
"I didn't expect you to have such a story. I was moved by your spirit." Yue Yong said, and squeezed out two tears and secretly stuffed two bananas into Kondo's arms. "Don't worry, no one sees it, if you want to eat it, just eat it."
"Hey!!!" Kondo was really furious, but after seeing Ah Miao's gentle gaze, he suddenly felt much better.
[Being a gorilla can bring you the sympathy of Miss A Miao!!] Kondo was secretly happy and looked at Jiang Cheng with gratitude, [Being a gorilla is also good!!]
Before Kondo could finish being moved, Ami, who was beside him, said in a squint, "What should I do? The wallet seems to be empty~"
"Hey? Really? I took out all my deposits..." Looking at my shabby wallet, Kondo was in a bad mood.
"Hahahahaha! You guy hasn't drunk much of the champagne king, so don't know? That one is super expensive, not kidding you, if you call me to buy it, your wallet will be empty all of a sudden! Hahahaha..." Matsuhira-kun beside him laughed, but then turned his face and burst into tears, "What should I do? Mom is going to scold me to death..."
"You can't do it after a long time!" Kondo shouted, then looked at A Miao with an apology, "It's not good, Miss A Miao..."
"Kondo San, it doesn't matter. You have done enough for me." Ah Miao shook his head and said, this was full of understanding in Kondo's eyes.
Before Kondo could be moved, Ami burped, held Kondo's sword, raised her head and smiled, and then said, "In the end, just sell this one, it's enough!"
"Sell that..." Kondo murmured, "That's the soul of a samurai..."
"Just save money to buy souls or something?" A Miao replied with a smile.
"That's not what I said..."
"That's right!" Yue Yong shouted with his head down, then raised his head and continued, "Didn't the cocktail party just start?! Do you want to run away?! Whether it's an orangutan or a man, come and have a drink with me!"
"Yueyue, you..." Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong with a crimson face and looked at the empty wine glass in front of Yue Yong again, and instantly understood something, "Can't you drink..."
"What are you saying!" Yue Yong slapped Jiang Cheng's head on the table, and the whole table was broken. "I've been upset with you for a long time! What's that? I've known to be playing games in the room all day long. I've had enough of you! At least I have to go out and breathe fresh air, work hard and make money, you bastard!"
"Hey, what are you talking about! Why are you talking about me like your useless son who is closed to the door?" Jiang Cheng raised his head and retorted, his forehead full of blood.
"Hurry up and have a drink! Bastard! Don't you have any eyesight?!" Yue Yong cursed and took out several kunai from his body. "I'm just starting to drink it, okay? If you don't, I'll kill you~"
Just after saying that, Yue Yong had already thrown Kuma out, and none of the four men present (Eseen, Kondo, and Gintoki and Hasegawa who fainted) were spared.
"Sorry, I'll take her back first." Seeing that the situation was not good, Jiang Cheng wanted to drag Yue Yong back, otherwise this progress would not be guaranteed to be demolished by Yue Yong in a while.
"Don't touch me! Do you want to force me to...?" As he said that, Yue Yong showed a smirk and teased, "Jiang Chengsama is lustful~"
Jiang Cheng felt inexplicably angry, "Who is interested in a female tyrannosaurus like you!"
Just after saying that, there were two more kowtows.
"Jiang Cheng sama, drink it quickly!" Yue Yong picked up the half bottle of champagne left on the table and poured it into Jiang Cheng's mouth. Jiang Cheng choked several times.
Ah, no. This is Jiang Cheng’s last thought…
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After a long time, Gintoki and Hasegawa woke up leisurely, looking at the ruins in front of them, feeling the ultimate doubt.
"What's going on?" × 2
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The next day afterwards, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong stood in front of the manager's bed to compensate the manager for the losses, including the employees' lost wages, the store's reconstruction costs, and... everyone's medical expenses.
Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong promised not to come to Huohuo Smile Bar again. Similarly, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong were also pulled into the permanent blacklist by the Smile Bar.
It is said that the manager of the Smiling Bar didn't say a word, and he couldn't tell the joy and sorrow on his face. As for why, it should be that he had a broken body and could not speak. After all, he was tied up with bandages like a mummy.
Thanks to Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong's trouble, neither A Yin nor A Miao were fired. As for why, many girls were implicated by the drunken two people, and there were several people who had broken bones alone... It is no longer realistic to lay off employees... After laying off any one, the store should be bankrupt...
Yoshihara.
Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong vowed to promise that they would never drink again in front of the Rilun. (PS: forced.)
"It's not like this! It's nothing to do with my business, right! It's all Yueyue's fault!" Jiang Chengyi retorted righteously, "I don't know how to drink and I have to try it, but in the end I'm involved!"
"What makes sense," Rilun nodded, then raised his head and continued with a smile, "But in terms of destruction ability, Yueyue is far from you~ I heard that Yueyue just demolished the sofa and beat you up, and you seemed to have demolished the entire house~"
Chapter completed!