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Chapter 102: Anyway, the natural volume can't be saved

Looking at his conspicuous clothes that looked like cow's skin, Shinbaji pushed his glasses with no presence, raised his face without presence, and made a sound without presence.

"I agree with Jiang Chengsang's words, what secrets are there! The colors are too rich! What do you think the performance is?!" Tugging his clothes, Shinbaji pointed at the three people beside him and complained.

The clothes Xiaoyuan gave to the four people... In general, it's hard to describe...

In addition to Shinbaji's Dutch dairy suit, Gintoki was dressed in white, with a white scarf, Kagura was dressed in red, with a red scarf, Gui was dressed in bright yellow, with a yellow scarf. These people saw Jiang Cheng on the side almost got embarrassed. Those who didn't know thought it was a leather cover borrowed from the crew next door, and forgot to borrow a head cover.

"No, this is just to distinguish you a few." Xiao Yuan replied, "I look almost the same for everyone except Yinsang."

"Do you think we are passers-by in the comics?!" Xinbaji shouted.

"Ah~ Yinsang~ The scarf is crooked~" Xiao Yuan, who was blushing in honey, fiddled with the rope around the neck of Xiaoshi Lion, "It's so frivolous. It seems that I can't do it without me every day~"

"You are the one who is frivolous!" Gintoki shouted.

"Aren't you still not able to tell anyone about it?! Put on my glasses!" Xinbaji also complained loudly.

"Karao Jiang, you'd better take off that outfit as soon as possible. It will get natto smelly, the kind that can't even be washed off." Jiang Cheng reminded casually.

"No!" Xiao Yuan retorted, "That's done now! There is no natto smell at all!"

"No, everything from your hands has a natto stinky smell. I can smell the natto stinky smell on you half of Edo." Jiang Cheng replied, pinching his nose.

"It's useless to be moved by me~ My heart and body belong to Yinsang!" Xiao Yuan chuckled and proudly announced this false fact that he only admitted.

"Who will be moved by a flat-breasted woman like you who exudes natto odor for 365 days a year! Are you underestimating me?!" Jiang Cheng roared, and the blue veins on his face burst out.

"Who do you think is a flat-breasted woman? Take a good look at the live-action version of the movie, Soul Dilm!"

"I won't talk about this anymore," Jiang Cheng finally sighed and said to Kagura, "Get that off soon, and then my uncle will take you to eat barbecue."

"Oh? Barbecue!" Kagura became excited when he heard this.

"Barbecue, I haven't eaten it for a long time~" Shinbaji nodded and showed a look of yearning.

"If you want to come, you can go together~" Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"Is it really OK?" Xinbaji asked in surprise.

"Of course, I am different from some stingy people." Jiang Cheng continued casually.

"Hey, who is the stingy person you said? I am just poor! There is no way to be poor like this! It is the same gender as the child born! It cannot be changed!" Gintoki was displeased when he heard this and shouted loudly.

"You are just lazy!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "And... As far as current methods are concerned, things like gender have changed! It is not difficult to cut off the meatballs and sticks and then put two balls!!!"

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng's tone changed and he continued to say with great sincerity: "Of course, if Gintoki, if you want to completely change yourself, I can introduce you to a good doctor and give you the whole Rong and other things. I will ensure that you will become Yoshihara's top brand! As for the stage name, I have already thought of it for you, and it is called [Steeling Doctor]!"

No one present could observe that the little monkey's face was getting darker and darker...

"What [Stick Cutting Doctor]! What do you want me to do?! Such a doctor can't recruit guests at all! Hearing this title, the guests will be scared away!" Ginto retorted with his neck.

"Hey? Don't you like it?" Jiang Cheng said in confusion, then closed his eyes and thought for a long time, "Why would it be called [Doctor Zhaimaru] or [Doctor Ball]? But I always feel that the first stage name is not as good as it is~"

"No, I think it's better to call it Doctor [Bee——][Bee——][Bee——][Bee——][Bee——] Doctor." Gui Yi suggested seriously, and then looked at Gintoki with encouragement, "Don't worry, I will definitely promote it to you."

"Go to die for me!" As he said that, Gintoe kicked Gui over.

"That kind of thing... is absolutely not allowed..." Xiao Yuan lowered her head and her face darkly, gritting her teeth and muttered. Then she raised her head and looked at Jiang Cheng with a fierce look on her face, "How could that kind of thing be allowed! Yin Sangta! How could she do that kind of thing!"

As she said that, Xiao Yuan jumped up and rushed towards Jiang Cheng, "Even if you want to do that, can you cut off Yinsan's [beep--] and [beep--] for me! I will visit you frequently at that time!"

"Did you think of this?!" Yin Shikyu pulled out the wooden knife and stopped Xiao Yuan and cursed. Looking at Xiao Yuan who was beaten with a subtle look on his face, Yin Shikyu was really completely defeated. He turned his head and asked at Jiang Cheng, "Don't consider gender or something for now, but! Can that doctor transform me into a refreshing straight hair!"

"That is impossible, it's no longer helpful." Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation, "I advise you to give up."

Kagura, Shinbaji and Gui on the side nodded at the same time, holding hands.

"That's impossible. Even a doctor with superb skills cannot do this kind of excessive demands!"

Shinbaji and Kaguchi who heard Kagura's Tale held hands and nodded at the same time, and said at the same time, "Sousuo, Male Power, Male Power."

"Even gender can be changed. Is it that difficult to transform a refreshing straight hair?!" Gintoki cursed.

"Don't worry about that, if you want to eat barbecue, you two." Jiang Cheng looked at Shinbaji and Kagura on the side and reminded him, and turned around first to prepare to leave this place of right and wrong.

"That's great!" Kagura and Shinbaji cheered, and were ready to turn around and follow.

"Then I, too..." Ginto said, turning around and preparing to follow.

"You go to die with me." Jiang Cheng said without hesitation.

"Well, don't be so stingy~ We are not friends?" Gintoki put his arm on Jiang Cheng's shoulders, and for a meal of barbecue, he was rudely brushing the lower limit that he no longer existed.

"Hey!" Just as the four of them were about to leave, Gui shouted and stopped the four of them.

"Yes, have you even forgotten your original purpose?! How can you become a qualified ninja with such an attitude?" Xiao Yuan stood up and said seriously with his hands in his arms. At this time, Xiao Yuan thought Gui was going to scold these people, and nodded with relief.

"Can you bring me with you?" Gui continued.

"It's not this!" Xiao Yuan was exposed by Gui Xiu, "Isn't your purpose to sneak into the practice to rescue his companion?! If your companion knew that you were like this now, you would cry! You would definitely be sad!"

"Souga! Our purpose is to save Elizabeth!" Gui slapped his hand, "When did we forget this purpose? This time the enemy is so powerful that it can actually affect our memory!"

"It's not that reason! I haven't seen the enemy yet! You just simply forgot!" Xiao Yuan shouted.

"But it's so amazing, Ape Lord," Gui nodded and continued, "It's just your memory that has not been affected. Is this a real ninja? It's really surprisingly reliable."

As he said that, Gui turned around and walked towards Jiang Cheng and others who were about to walk away on the other side, "Then, the mission of saving Elizabeth is fully entrusted to you! Please!" After that, Gui wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, which was his yearning for barbecue!

"Don't worry! Leave it all to me..." Xiao Yuan smiled and waved his hand and replied, "... It's so big! It has nothing to do with me! Didn't you want me to teach you the mystery of ninjas?! Didn't you want to save your companion?! How did I become me alone to save your companion?! Is it clear to me that the situation is so dim! Also, isn't it enough to just call me Xiao Yuan?!"

As he said that, the little monkey got up and jumped up, throwing out several kunai. Not only Gui, but also Jiang Cheng, who was about to walk away, were hit one after another. Of course, Jiang Cheng's reaction speed was still very fast. At that moment, he held up his umbrella and blocked Kunai for himself and Kagu Le.

...

Everyone gathered in front of the shrine again. Except for Jiang Cheng and Kagura, the rest were covered with several kunai. The worst one was the Kanei who was still lying on the ground, and the entire arrest was full of kunai.

"Do you really want to rescue your companions? If you still have this attitude, I will not help at all!" Xiao Yuan held her glasses and said.

"No, I'm not interested at all," Jiang Cheng raised his hand and waved his hand, his face full of inconsistency. "It's just a pet, just go to the street to pull a homeless man and put on a ragdoll to put on him? Anyway, the IQ of a wig can't be distinguished at all."

"What he said makes sense." Gintoki nodded and said.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! How could that kind of thing be replaced casually! My Elizabeth!" Gui stood up and shouted with tears in his face. The voice was touching, empathizing, touching, and deep feelings.

"You, who can't even tell the difference between grapes and feeders, have you the right to say something?" Jiang Cheng took out his ears and said casually again.

"Are you underestimating me?!" Gui roared, "There is no difference between that kind of thing!"

"You are right! Are you underestimating grapes and pigs?! Some readers who only like grapes or pigs will definitely want to strangle you to death!" Jiang Cheng retorted.
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