Chapter 106 Three heads and six arms? Just fighting the landlord
Nezha is a mythical figure familiar to Chinese people, but he is definitely not a good baby.
Even if he was disciplined by King Li like a good baby, his heart is still a naughty child.
Nezha was tired of being in the Heavenly Court, especially under the discipline of King Li, and felt extremely bored. It was normal to find some interesting things to do.
It wouldn't be easy to have fun with such a naughty child?
Think about when I was a child, I was being taken care of by the teacher all day, and it was like secretly looking for something fun to do at night.
For example, watching TV, reading novels...
Well, this seems to be impossible. Needless to say, the TV cannot be transmitted to the fairy world. Novels? Did you tell Nezha dictate it? He was not interested in being a storyteller.
However, Shen Bing still has a killer weapon, and the most unabashed thing on earth is entertainment activities.
Poker, mahjong, dice, etc. can be done.
Damn, this really took him on the road to naughty kids.
But gods... well, there should be no such thing as banning gambling? Or maybe it is not a good job, what is the real job of gods?
What if he doesn't matter, as long as he can complete the task, even if Nezha is taken into the ditch, it doesn't matter to him.
Suddenly, Shen Bing's cell phone rang.
Well, it's not the one he plays the game, but a phone that specializes in calling.
He picked up his cell phone and saw that it was called by his bad friend Wang Bo in the dormitory.
Since Shen Bing opened a company, he often returned to school in the early stage, but later he was too busy and went less. However, his contact with Wang Bo and others has not been broken, and there will be harassing calls every few days.
Shen Bing still knows the situation of those three grandchildren.
For example, Wang Bo, this guy continues to live a close life with his new girlfriend, the one he saw when Shen Bing came out of the library last time, named Qin Juan.
Shen Bing doesn’t have a deep impression of her, but a good memory means willfulness, and she can remember her once she meets her.
"Lao Wang, why are you calling? You're chatting with me, I'm not interested."
"Get out! I'm only interested in beauty. It's almost New Year's Day, are you going to come back to get together?" Wang Bo's loud voice made Shen Bing's ears hurt.
Shen Bing took the phone a little further away: "Go to party? Just a few of you?"
"And my wife's good sisters! This is the opportunity that Lao Sun and the others have been begging for a long time. You must not come." Wang Bo was a little anxious.
Shen Bing thought about it and now the driver software of the lithography machine has been completed. After working hard for a few days, he should relax and relax. He can't abuse himself!
But Wang Bo is moving fast enough! He even called his wife, and I don’t know when he will take her home.
"Okay, when did you say?"
"Tomorrow night, those who go home after having fun will go home, and those who pass by the Two World will go to the Two World." Wang Bo said.
That’s right, it’s New Year’s Day the day after tomorrow. Those who are closer to school probably choose to go back to see their parents. It’s far away. Those who have girlfriends play with their girlfriends, but those who don’t have girlfriends, go play with them!
Should I go back too? It has been two or three months since I went home last time, so I miss it.
"You have set a place to tell me." Shen Bing said, then hung up the phone.
The car stopped outside Yongxin Plaza. After Shen Bing got out of the car, Li Xiao drove Lu Xian back to the villa.
Although Li Xiao considered himself Shen Bing's full-time driver, he had no complaints about sending Lu Xian.
Sister, do you dare to complain? A few days ago, Lu Xian went to Tianxiang Tebo's factory and detention center, but he sent it to him. He saw with his own eyes that this guy disappeared directly from him.
If Xiao Doudou is a monster in his eyes, then Lu Xian is a god in his eyes.
What a honor to be able to pick up and drop off the gods.
...
After Shen Bing arrived at the company, he got into the office and began to take out his cell phone to enter the gate of the fairy world.
Well, that's right, Nezha is still bored, unlike the second senior brother who thought about it last time and didn't give Sister Chang'e the gift.
Buy a teleportation talisman and click to teleport.
The picture on the screen changes instantly and appears in a building with carved beams and painted buildings.
It’s even more luxurious than the second senior brother’s palace. I thought the second senior brother was tall, rich and handsome, but I didn’t expect that the third prince was truly tall, rich and handsome.
However, it is not surprising that neither the King of Tota nor the Third Prince of Nezha, his status in the Heavenly Court is comparable to Marshal Tianpeng, the second senior brother.
What's more, the second senior brother was demoted to the mortal world.
There was nothing else in the hall. A twelve or thirteen-year-old boy sat cross-legged on the ground, with books placed on the desk in front of him.
Looking at this young man, Shen Bing couldn't help but think of a description in Journey to the West: the horns cover the fontanelle, and the hair is covered with hair but not the shoulders. It is magical and intelligent, and the bones are more beautiful.
It's so fickle.
"Who is here? You dare to trespass into the prince's mansion and don't take the immortal rules seriously!" The moment Shen Bing appeared, the young man suddenly stood up, and a fire-tip spear appeared in his hand, pointing directly at Shen Bing.
Shen Bing quickly bowed his head, he didn't want to go back to the city to resurrection.
"I am Master Piaomiao, my little brother is Nezha, the master of the Three Altars Sea Club!"
The vigilance on Nezha's face disappeared, and the fire spear also disappeared from his hands, and said with a boring look on his face: "Do you know me? Then you can't beat me again."
After saying that, Nezha sat on the ground with his butt, holding his chin with both hands, almost writing the word boredom on his face.
"The third prince really wants to fight?"
"Isn't this boring? I read those books every day, and I was so bored. A few days ago, I went to the shore of the sea of evil and accidentally killed an evil dragon. Unexpectedly, I was sued to the Jade Emperor. I was confined to my father for half a year, and less than half of the time has passed."
Shen Bing's forehead was sweating wildly! He accidentally killed a...the evil dragon! This is very good and powerful.
Back then, the third prince killed the two sons of the Dragon King of the East China Sea and was "impatient". It was probably because Nezha was confused when he saw Long!
This is not Nezha, the strange dragon!
Isn't it? Why are you swaying in front of Nezha when you have nothing to do? I don't know that this guy likes to kill dragons.
"If the third prince is really bored, I have a way to relieve your worries." Shen Bing had a mysterious smile on his face.
Nezha immediately became interested and said, "Tell me quickly, what's the solution?"
Alas, another poor kid driven crazy by his parents.
"Three Prince, if you turn into the three-headed and six-armed form, do you have three consciousnesses? Or one consciousness?"
"What is consciousness?" The child looked confused.
Shen Bing almost slapped him. The child king who had lived for countless years was now. He didn't know what consciousness was. As expected, he didn't study hard!
"That is, whether all three of your heads can think independently!"
"Of course this can."
“Do not interfere with each other?”
"Um!"
Bingo, this one is OK!
"Third Prince, I have a game here, three people play it. If you are alone in your daily life, you can play it."
Then, Shen Bing maliciously explained the composition of playing cards and how to play Landlords to the third prince in detail.
The third prince is a god, so he can understand it naturally without wasting his words.
"When you play, you have to have three heads completely independent. You can't use your fairy technique to peek at the cards of the other two sides, otherwise it will be meaningless." After saying that, Shen Bing did not forget to give a reminder.
The third prince was full of excitement, and he saw his right hand swaying, and a stack of cards appeared out of thin air. Shen Bing suddenly saw that the first card was A Spades.
Well, although the pattern of this poker is a bit greedy and is different from the poker pattern that Shen Bing saw, it can still represent A Spades.
"Is that true?"
What could Shen Bing say? He pulled the picture closer and glanced at him. It was indeed fifty-four cards.
That's right.
After receiving Shen Bing's affirmative answer, the third prince transformed himself into a monster.
Three heads and six arms! I'll ask if you're afraid!
Shen Bing really wants to say, this is really scary.
However, Nezha didn't take it seriously. One head controlled his arms to skillfully shuffle and deal cards.
"One three!" Head armor...
"One six!" Head B.
"One nine!" Head C.
Shen Bing couldn't help but complain: "You should play a bigger card at this time, otherwise the landlord's small card would slip away..."
Chapter completed!