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002, chrysanthemum residue

, chrysanthemums remain

Bread nodded with a smile to express understanding.

"Then the next thing is to make the other party fall into trouble when they are most proud. However, we don't need to fight for nothing, so we just do the follow-up operations directly to make our mistakes the other party's mistakes."

"I understand that, is it all the mistakes of this mustache when we are here now?"

"Yes. It's all his fault for disturbing him. Well...yes, it's because his third leg is too small."

"As expected, I think this brother's third leg is a bit short. It turns out that it is because his legs are short."

The beard was already angry at this moment. He ignored anything anymore and began to shoot at the idiot one after another. The idiot took out the dark migrant from his arm, and walked forward as he wanted, "Hello, sir. Actually, we are from the Women's Protection Association. Because in our records, your third leg is really short, we doubt your behavior of summoning two girls at once."

A blue veins popped up from beard's forehead, and he shouted: "What is the Women's Protection Association? Do you think I'm deaf? You obviously thought it was just now, right? Also, where am I short? How do you have information about my third leg? What are you two guys here for?"

"Oh, we are from the Women's Protection Association. Because your third leg is too short, and according to our files, you have had many bad records of premature ejaculation. Although these call girls have collected your money to do your work for you, it is undeniable that they also have the right to be sexually blessed. However, their right to be sexually blessed is completely deprived of your hands. For call girls, this can be said to be the most unfortunate thing in the world."

"Yes, brother. Your legs are too short, and premature ejaculation is considered a criminal act. But we are also very nice. As long as you buy us and invite us to eat a lot of chili sauce, we will not tell the facts of your infringement."

"That's a big deal, you bastards are just too bullying."

At this point, the little beard immediately rushed down with a guide gun. Seeing that the idiot was obviously a powerful person, he rushed towards Xiaobiao immediately, intending to hold Xiaobiao hostage and rushed towards him. He was immediately shocked because the little beard was now completely naked, and the short legs that he was shaking his lower body were just as smooth as Xiaobiao's sight. Seeing this scene, Xiaobiao immediately screamed and clenched his right hand...

bump

A punch hit the lower half of the bearded man's body. However, what really made the beard's eyes pop out was not the soft and weak fist of the little bread, but the layer of ice wrapped outside her fist...

“So… cold…”

The temperature in the air dropped sharply, and the little beard lay on the ground, and began to twitch. But the bread was very angry now. She wrote a line of words and raised it up -

"You uncle is really a slutty, but I am so innocent and pure girl who sees this kind of thing? What should I do if my beautiful heart is defiled by your third leg? What should I do if I have a nightmare at night and dream of being chased by your leg that is still sweating? You have to compensate me for my loss. My spiritual purity was 100% before, but now it is only 50%. It has been reduced by nearly half. Every percentage point is calculated by one hundred Sura, you will have to compensate me for five thousand Sura's purity compensation."

The beard twitched on the ground, foaming on his lips, and he said viciously: "You... are there anything... pure...? You... look for me... I will one day... I will rape you... Ah-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

As soon as he finished speaking, an ice thorn was inserted into the butt of the mustache. He screamed immediately because of the pain. The tragic sound was comparable to the most powerful sound of killing pigs.

"I, I, I... I... I, I, I, I... I should pull out my hemorrhoids and don't insert them. My hemorrhoids--"

"Now that my heart has been defiled by your hemorrhoids so filthy, how can you compensate me for the compensation for Sula? There are few cute and simple little loli in this world, and I was so simple. But now I am so hurt by you that I can no longer be simple. How can you be responsible for the lack of one love in this world? Everyone is rushing to hug you when they see it?"

"Ah...Ah...Ah...Ah...Ah-Wow-My hemorrhoids--Don't bleed if you bleed"

"Say, what is the password of the Magic Crystal Card?"

"Wow, ahhhhhhhhhhhh--Yes...yes...yes 54321 Don't stab my hemorrhoids and crack it."

The bread took out the magic crystal card from the wallet next to it, took out the card marker you carried with you, inserted the card number, pressed the password, and transferred all the money inside. Soon, the transaction was shown to be successful. As for this simple card marker, I learned it from Xingli. Carry the card marker with you so that you won’t cause trouble when you need it.

Seeing the more than 3,000 Sura that appeared out of thin air on my account, Xiao Bao was so happy that he couldn't even close his mouth. Sure enough, robbery and extortion made the fastest money~~~ In this way, you can buy more chili sauce~~~

Unfortunately, the little girl's excitement did not last long. Because her actions were out of line, the idiot took away the magic crystal card in her hand for granted and stared at her from the stockings.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"It's too much. If he doesn't find a way to seal his mouth, he will take revenge."

The little mustache with anal fissures was already crying at this moment. Because the icicle is still stuck in his butt, and because it is an icicle, it is completely frozen with his skin. Even if it moves a little, it will hurt, let alone lift it out.

Bread finally came to her senses now. She looked at the mustache on the floor, and then looked at the two unexpected women who were already scared to death. After scratching their heads, they raised their signs-

"Then...silence, kill?"

"Miss, please spare my life. If you want to fuck my hemorrhoids, please continue to fuck me. I will never have any questions. But please spare me, please spare me, please spare me."

The idiot tried hard to think about this question. After a moment, he took out the book "How Teenagers Pretend to Behave", opened it, and happened to be in this chapter about heroes saving beauty.

"Well... Generally speaking, if we encounter these villains oppressing good women, then in order not to make the commotion go too far, it doesn't matter if we bully them a little. Well, oppressing good women... But how can we use a hero to save the beauty now?"

The idiot was thinking, but Xiaobian was quick-witted and had already taken the lead in thinking. The little girl immediately rushed to the two girls, holding a frost ball in each hand, and smiling at them.

"How much does it cost to cover you?"

"Yes... two people... a day... a total of one hundred Sura..."

"Very good, give me a hundred Sula out."

The bread took the money from the two women, turned around, stuffed it into the mustache's wallet, and raised the card again-

"Bao, that's fine. Because in this case, this wretched brother forced to have sex with the two poor sisters, which belonged to **. Unfortunately, we didn't arrive in time and let him succeed. But now that we subdued him, it should be considered a hero who saved the beauty."

The idiot immediately applauded and touched Xiaobian's head. What should I say? Because this girl's head is indeed smart, she can actually think of such a compromise method. It's really good~~~~

"Well. That makes sense."

The idiot raised the magic crystal card of Xiaobao and said, "We heroes save the beauty and took away some condolence money as the pillar of our future life after defeating the evil forces. Well, it's exactly the same as what is written in this book."

"So...Bao?"

The idiot nodded heavily and said seriously: "Yes, we have successfully shown off. But bread, this is just a preliminary study. In the future, you must learn higher-level pretentious skills, do you know?"

"Knowing Baba"

The beard was already crying and crying at this moment. He wanted to swear loudly at the combination of father and daughter who was not like father and daughter, and brother and sister who were not like brother and sister, but the icicle in the ** was so cruel that he could not move, except lying on the ground and screaming. Only endless tears were left, rolling from the corners of his eyes.

"Is this here?"

“We’re here to get on here”

At this moment, some noise suddenly came from the downstairs. When the idiot heard the noise, he immediately came to the window and saw more than a dozen hooligans holding machetes rushed into the store in a fierce manner. It looked like...

"Bao"

When the bread was also seen, she screamed loudly. The idiot nodded and immediately found a way to ask for a transfer. But before the transfer...

He strode behind the mustache, clamped his left hand to the back of his neck and lifted it up with his right hand, grabbed the icicle that did not indicate any melting in the slightest, pushed it into it slightly, and immediately, it was the scream of the mustache.

"If you don't want to be a red card for a men's PR club, just shut up. If you dare to shout, I'll poke it."

My beard is now pale with tears in her face.

"Walk."

The idiot grabbed this guy and came to the window. The little bread climbed onto his shoulders. After all the people holding machetes rushed into the hotel, the idiot jumped off immediately, and then dragged the guy with a naked body and a popsicle behind his butt in broad daylight, running in front of all the neighbors.

Originally, the idiot thought that those who came with machetes were the subordinates of this mustache. So, he wanted to take this guy as a hostage to escape. But what the idiot didn't expect was that when the thugs saw the idiot and the mustache, they immediately cursed and rushed over with a loud scream. Moreover, the leader threw out the flying knife in his hand without hesitation, ignoring the life and death of the mustache.

"?"

The idiot made a mistake and turned over in the air to avoid the flying knife. However, after such a pause, the thugs immediately rushed over. Moreover, they began to shout loudly, not only the dozen people who rushed into the hotel, but also twenty or thirty people rushed towards each other across the street. After seeing the little mustache on the idiot's back, they immediately began to spit loudly, and at the same time they were full of murderous aura, as if they were about to start killing immediately.

"Zerens Scarlett Your death is coming to this day, and you have to pay the price for what you do--"

A man holding a double sword shouted loudly and rushed towards the idiot. The idiot was stunned for a moment, and then immediately made a decision.

He put down the man called Zelens on his back, held the small bread, and was about to leave immediately.

"Slowly, you can't leave, you can't leave absolutely."

Zelens covered his almost cracked butt with one hand and grabbed the idiot's feet, and shouted: "You pulled me out. If you weren't an accomplice of these guys, you would be responsible for me."

"Let go, I'm going to run away."

The idiot stretched out his legs and wanted to pull it out, but what surprised him was that the man's hand strength was surprisingly strong.

"What a joke? I was doing well, but now I'm playing with women, but you two guys suddenly ran out to disturb me. Do you want to run away now? My hemorrhoids... My hemorrhoids, you can't leave. If you leave, I'm dead."

"If you want to die, go and die, let go"

The bread raised the sign and began to smash it on Zelens' head. Zelens forced himself to smash the sign on his forehead and refused to let go. Seeing that the people finally surrounded him, he became even more angry and said loudly--

"If you weren't for your hemorrhoids being made like this by you, I don't care about these people. You made my anus look like this. You were responsible for my anus. You broke my butt so bad that I couldn't stand up now. I just wanted to clap my hands and leave? How could there be such a convenient thing in the world?"

Finally, the idiot and bread were surrounded by those people. Without saying a word, these hooligans immediately pulled out the knife in their hands and chopped them up without saying a word. For them, Zelens and the idiot were together, so the idiot and the little guy on their back would naturally be enemies. They cut them together and then

The idiot flashed to the left, raised his foot and kicked the other party in the chest. He didn't want to kill people, because once he killed people, he would be tied to this guy named Zelens. So now he must get rid of him immediately and be able to completely escape from this battle.

However, idiots cannot kill people. They are carrying a small bread on their backs and are still being grabbed by Zelens with one foot, so their movements are naturally seriously insufficient. Moreover, because Zelens has a sign on his butt, it is too eye-catching, and more and more people are watching around, making it impossible for him to bring him into the crowd.

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