022, pepper testimonials
, Chili comments
"Boss, these things..."
The idiot walked in and picked up a bag of pickled rou, but before he finished speaking, the shop owner next to him had already walked over and smiled and said, "Oh oh oh! Hello, customer! The things are very cheap now! Do you want to buy some?"
"Ahhh!"
The bread next to him immediately picked up the pepper in his hand and threw it directly into the idiot's arms! At the same time, she began to look at the idiot with an ecstatic look!
However, the idiot glanced at the girl and threw the pepper in her arms back to the counter without hesitation. Naturally, this action made the bread feel sad as if it was about to cry. She cried twice, and with a wow, she lay on the counter next to her and started crying.
"The price is very cheap."
The idiot weighed the amount of pickled rou, and it didn't feel less than before.
"Yes, yes, it's really cheap. Should the customer buy some?"
The shop owner rubbed his hands and said with a smile.
The idiot raised his head and looked at the boss. After a moment, he said, "How come the price suddenly dropped so much? Will you lose money by selling like this? Oh, I want one."
"Where are you? How can you lose money? As long as there are customers, our business will still be very good. Come, customer, please make your change. Oh, by the way, this sister xiǎoxiǎo seems to like the chili here. Do you like it? Or I'll sell it to you as a little cheaper?"
Bread suddenly looked up, she rushed forward, grabbed the shop owner's hand, and cried out. The boss couldn't help but feel a little nervous when he saw such a beautiful young man holding his time. But before he could speak, the voice of a middle-aged funv came from behind in a proper way.
"You old man, what are you doing!"
"Uh...uh? I...I'm not doing anything! I...I just...haha...hahaha..."
Finally, the peppers that xiǎo bread expected were still not available. After paying the money, the idiot left the store without hesitation. Although xiǎo bread was very nostalgic for the peppers inside, she was penniless and had no choice but to cry out and walk out of it, crying and leaving.
"Baobaba!"
“Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo…”
While walking, xiǎo Bread kept holding the sign and swaying around the idiot. The idiot ignored it all the way and continued to walk forward slowly. When xiǎo Bread saw that its sign was invalid, he became even more angry. The girl looked up and saw the patrol guard knight walking in front of her, she immediately unbuttoned a button on the collar and half took off the clothes on her shoulders. Just when the idiot was stunned and was about to scold the girl, the girl suddenly threw herself into his arms and screamed loudly.
"Wow, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The screams naturally attracted the attention of people around them, and also attracted the guards. After seeing them coming, Loaf fell to the ground and posed in an extremely charming and injured position. Luluo was on his shoulders, crying, and holding up the sign--
"Save me! This big brother said that as long as I go to dinner with him, he will give me pocket money! Save me!"
"Hey! What are you doing over there!"
Seeing a beautiful NV child lying in disheveled clothes in front of a man, and crying slightly, no matter who sees it, you will think of that aspect? Before the idiot can explain anything, the guards over there rushed over and isolated him from the girl.
"What are you doing? Teasing such a xiǎo xiǎonv kid in broad daylight? You scum!"
The idiot shook his head gently and said, "No, that girl is my nv."
“Wow~~~~~~!”
"He still called him dad! I want to play dad with me!"
"Okay, you pervert, you're really perverted! Come with us!"
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"You haven't committed a crime yet? Teasing other people's NV children... Oh, it's still the NV students of divine grace! Really, there are really more and more people like you recently, just NV children who like to wear school uniforms, right?"
"……………………No, I mean, at most I just say a few words to this girl and want to treat her to a meal. Even if I feel very vulgar and want to take her to a hotel, I just want to do it now, and I haven't done it. Have you convicted me just because of my thoughts?"
"Yes...had abominable!"
"If it is a crime to invite a girl to dinner, then how can you let all the boys in this world live? Never invite a child out for dinner? Just invite it, it is a crime? Your Majesty has not convicted such a crime."
"Okay, you guy! You're very good at speaking!"
"If you want to arrest me, please give me a conclusive charge. However, I cannot accept that because I invite this girl to have a meal, I hope to play a father's game with him. If there is no charge, please give me some advice."
The members of the guards were speechless and had no choice but to hum a few times, they could only remind them of the stunned bread and left in disappointment.
On the streets, peace is restored again.
The bread bulged with her cheeks and looked at the idiot in front of her with a relaxed and comfortable face. The girl snorted and raised the sign -
"Baba is just good at talking, no one can tell you anyway!"
“………………………………………………No, I’m not saying it. Because now, I really plan to play the ‘father nv game’.”
The idiot took a cold face and took a step forward. Seeing this face, xiǎo Bread was shocked and immediately took a step back.
"Bao!Bao!"
"Xiǎo girl, you've been getting too far lately. It seems that there is no lesson. You feel that your wings are hard, so you can do whatever you want, right?"
Bread couldn't help but tremble all over. She didn't even have time to pull up the clothes on her shoulders, so she turned around and was about to run! But how could her steps be as good as an idiot? In an instant, the nv kid felt his ears hurt! She hurriedly covered her ears and shouted so hard that the idiot pulled them back to her.
"Don't pull your ears! It hurts so much!"
"Does it hurt? Only when it hurts will you know the lesson."
"If you don't want to increase my pocket money like this, I'll go find those weird uncles who are willing to give me money!"
"Ah, is that? It seems that your outlook on life is really perfect. It just needs to be corrected from time to time."
The idiot ruthlessly pinched the girl's ear and walked back. The girl who was in pain along the way screamed and tears flowed out.
"Let's go back and play the NV game of my father. You call me 'Dad', and I will treat you like you just said, just like you did."
The idiot dragged the bread, unfast, but never stopped. Although the bread did not show any expression on the idiot's face, the girl knew that she did make the idiot angry this time!
What to do now? What to do now?! After you go back, you will definitely be punished that you can't even imagine! What to do now... what to do?!
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Without further ado, xiǎo bread could no longer care about anything. Her feet softened and she lay directly on the ground, letting the idiot pull it. At the moment when the idiot turned around, she raised the xiǎo face with tears in her eyes, and raised the sign with tears in the corners of her eyes -
"Baba is not gentle to me at all! She is gentle to me than to me! She gives whatever she wants, does she want to do? Do you even want to do it?!"
This girl started to make trouble unreasonable things, and the idiot naturally continued to ignore it and dragged her away.
"He is the princess. And you are just a dead girl."
"What! After all, it turns out that it is the princess! No wonder Sister Hu Tao and Xiǎo Xing were both pinned in your hands, no wonder Sister Mili can't escape your clutches now! Bang Ba is a big scum! A big pervert! Let me go!"
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The idiot stopped, looked at the bread being dragged on the ground behind him, and said -
"If you say you won't buy chili for you, you will never buy it. Even if the price drops now, you won't buy it. If you want it, just use your monthly zero money to make up."
Finally, the idiot finally let go of the ears of bread. Because the girl's face had already cried into tears, her face was full of grievances, probably... she was really hurt by herself.
"Hmph! Beep stupid!"
Bread rooled his ears while holding up the sign -
"Anyway, Baba will never be nice to me. Baba usually looks so cold, but in fact he has a knightly feeling in his heart, right? He always thinks of a princess when he has nothing to do. He dreams that after he defeats an enemy, he will open his hands and a princess will fall from the sky into Baba's arms, right?"
The idiot is really helpless now. It seems that something is wrong with his education. Think about it carefully, he shouldn't be so indulgent about this girl's hobby. It's obvious that this girl is already in a state of pepper poisoning. Just like those who take drugs, once they lose peppers, they will become crazy, restless, and irritable.
However, this girl probably has to take half of the responsibility for the peppers. When she was poor at home, she ate almost no taste. It was not surprising that she finally had such a food that tasted so strong. Looking at her slightly worse development, we can see that the nutrition is indeed not very good...
"Baba is a princess! I think about falling from the sky all day long!"
"Baba will only be gentle to other NV children, but will only bully me to me!"
"Baobaba!"
Faced with this girl raising signs and shouting like this, the idiot couldn't help but shake his head and sighed. He had to stretch out his hands...
Bang.
A nv child fell from the sky and fell into his arms.
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Chapter completed!