120, the ambition of hemorrhoids
120, the ambition of hemorrhoids
No bread, you need to cheer up
The girl clenched her fist, pursed her mouth tightly, looked at the sky board with her eyes, and nodded vigorously.
You must not be knocked down by reality. Although the more you look at the current Baba, the more useless it becomes, the worse it becomes, but as the owner of the NV home, you must not be depressed because in the future, it is likely that you will support the current home.
The girl nodded vigorously and hummed twice. After that, she took a big breath, raised her head, and looked at the bookshelf. After glanced at the books, she stretched out toward a book...
"ah?"
At this moment, a hand stretched out from the top of his head, and almost at the same time, he grabbed the book with the hand of bread. The girl was stunned and immediately turned around.
A person who is wearing a white windbreaker and wraps himself tightly in the summer now appeared in front of the bread.
And when the girl saw the person's appearance clearly, she immediately opened her mouth in surprise and prepared to shout...
"Shh"
Zelens Scarlett.
The jailbreaker suddenly stretched out his hand and covered the mouth of xiǎo bread. He raised his finger and made a move to silence.
ǎoBread looked at this guy in surprise. She looked at the crowd around her who were reading books and magazines, and then looked at the man in front of her. She couldn't help swallowing and raised the card-
"Hurodors grow again?"
"Whose hemorrhoids have grown again? When will you remember my name, you stinky girl?"
Zelens roared of course, his roar brought people around him to his eyes at the same time. The once extremely brave assassin now immediately lowered his head and hid his appearance.
"Tsk... I'll leave, right?"
After that, Zelens was about to leave. However, when the eyes of bread rolled, a scary smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, which was originally pure. The girl immediately hugged a lot of xiǎo from the bookshelf and then stepped forward and took Zelens' hand and walked towards the door.
Zelens didn't know what was going on for a moment, but he just thought what happened to this girl today? She suddenly pulled her hand? Did she know she was wrong?
However, before the wanted criminal could smile and be ready to tell the bread, the librarian who was talking to him had stopped the two of them and spread his hands.
Zelens lowered his head, covered his windbreaker with his upper half of his face, and said, "What's the matter?"
"What's the matter? Of course you have to apply for a loan note to borrow books. Is this your sister? Let me take a look... there are seven books in total. The deposit is seventy. Thank you for your patronage."
But in an instant, Zelens immediately understood what the good baby that bread shows now means. He immediately lowered his head and saw that this girl was staring at him with a pair of watery big eyes. The profound meaning of it... Naturally, it goes without saying.
"You...you"
Zelens held back his anger but could not have an attack. He knew very well what he would get after an attack. This girl with an angel face was definitely not a good man. NV, although she was only twelve or thirteen years old, she had fallen into her hands several times. On the horror... Who can make this assassin master feel more terrifying than this father NV?
"Okay...Okay, I pay, I pay"
Zelens gritted his teeth, took out the money from his pocket in a quiet voice, and handed it to the shop owner. No need to think about it, the money must have fallen into the hands of this girl in the end. Who said that he had the handle on this girl?
After paying the money, Zelens, who was dejected, finally walked out of the book loan stall and came outside. And xiǎo bread also walked out with him. Zelens looked at the guy, and he left, and xiǎo bread also left. He didn't leave, xiǎo bread simply stopped and smiled. Finally, Zelens couldn't help it.
ǎogu nǎinǎi, what do you want? I have been blackmailed by you for seventy years. Can you let me go? Can you please pity the poor person who is a fugitive?
ǎo Bread tilted his head and thought for a while, reached into the paper bag where he placed the book, took out the book that Benzellens and he had just read. xiǎo Bread placed the book in front of Zelens and smiled.
"Give it to me..."
"Um."
ǎo Bread nodded. She patted her book bag and smiled with satisfaction.
Zelens smiled bitterly on his face, sighed, and shook his head.
On the bench in the park, Zelens and xiǎo bread both sat down. Xiǎo bread was holding a piece of salted water sprinkled with chili powder in his hand. Zelens was watching the red thing terrified. The two of them stayed there until the sunlight gradually fell during the day and the light on the ground turned into gold in the afterglow.
"As the strongest assassin, I can actually read the story of the young nvxiǎo. It's really strange."
ǎoBread raised the card and asked.
Zelens sighed and said, "Stop talking about these things... I didn't go to see it because I wanted to see it... But now, the more I look at it, the less confident I feel..."
"How to say it?"
Bread holds a long-finished popsicle in its mouth and holds a sign.
Zelens sighed again and said, "I want to come and see because this writer's xiǎo said it is very famous. I want to see if I can learn some experience from it. After all, nvxing's psychology is better. What kind of men do they like and what kind of mood will they feel at various times. I see it with such a mood..."
"Marlene Goodes"
Zelens blushed, scratched the back of his head, and smiled awkwardly, "Actually... I'll tell you. It's not long before it will be Sister Marlene's birthday. I want to give her a unique birthday gift. You know, as a fugitive, Sister Marlene is still willing to accept me, which makes me very happy. So I also hope to give her a gift that she likes the most."
"Well...but iǎo said... the male protagonists described in this author's book are almost all rich children, all of whom are so handsome, all of whom are very good-looking, either gentle princes or decisive nobles. Or they are knights that are so strong that they are unbelievable. Compared with these characters, I suddenly felt that I was nothing and nothing was useless..."
Bread held a stick in his mouth, turned his head away, and glanced Zelens completely from top to bottom. Then, the girl shook her head helplessly and raised the card-
"I don't have money, I'm not handsome, I'm not a prince or aristocrat, but a fugitive. With your conditions, I can still believe that Marlene Goodes' heart is still a little unbelievable. Especially, you still have hemorrhoids. No NV child likes men with hemorrhoids on their butts, right? At least, I feel disgusting when I see you."
Zelens' heart was originally fragile, but now he was scolded by xiǎo Bread. How could he feel sad in his heart? The assassin immediately hugged his face and lowered his head in depression. He looked like he didn't know what to do.
ǎo, including secretly thinking that Zelens was in such a state, couldn't help but sigh. She stretched out her hand, gently patted the man on the back, and raised the sign-
"You are so bad, there's nothing to say. But since I made up the good things about you and Marlene Goodes, I'll help you to the end and help you again."
Zelens raised his head, looked at the bread with his tearful eyes, and said sadly: "I... what...a good way do I have?"
ǎoBread puts his hands on his hips, laughs, raises a sign-
"It's very simple~ You just need to take two more jobs? Then, I will give you some advice on what kind of gifts the children like. Don't look at me like this, I'm still a good NV person who has rolled in the jewelry pile."
To be honest, Zelens looked at this girl and felt a little weird when she saw her now.
"This... I'm already planning to stop doing thieves or assassination."
Bread was still thinking about what to buy. But at this moment, Zelens suddenly said this, which really surprised her. The girl quickly turned her head and looked at Zelens awkwardly -
"Don't do these things? What else can you do if you don't do these things? Isn't your birthday coming soon? What are you going to do if you don't do them? Is it too slow to make money for other jobs?"
Zelens smiled silly and said, "This... I actually thought about it. I have decided to withdraw from the world of assassin. I plan to propose to Marlene Sister after I find a place elsewhere to settle down. Then, we will stay quietly in a corner of the world, have children, and be an ordinary couple. So, I decided not to kill people anymore, nor do what the thieves union did before. Well, that's it."
Just as Zelens doesn't believe that xiǎo bread is a "mature nv person", xiǎo bread doesn't believe that Zelens will completely give up his job. The only thing this guy knows is the thief union, right? What else can he do if he doesn't work in a thief union? It's hard to understand.
"Forget it, since I can't imagine it, I'd better buy a diamond ring and include the cost of leaving... 10,000 Sura should be enough."
Zelens stretched, sighed, and smiled bitterly: "It's almost impossible to get ten thousand Sula in two weeks... It's almost an impossible task... Cough... But thank you for your advice. I'll refer to it."
After that, Zelens patted his windbreaker and stood up. The greatest assassin, now walking on the street in a very lonely state. Looking at her back, xiǎo Bread couldn't help but sigh from the bottom of his heart...
He looks... really not handsome enough.
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Chapter completed!