082, extremely bad
82, extremely bad
Standing in Xingli's shop, the idiot was holding a glass fish tank in his hand.
Then, Xingli and Kuilin both looked at him, and even many customers in the store, all of them looked at the man holding a very small child in his hand and holding a fish tank in his arms.
"Ah... Maybe I didn't understand what you said just now. If you allow it, I hope I will repeat it now."
Xingli cleared her throat and said, "You mean... you... want to bring these nine children... to work? And... what are they calling you?"
"Dad woo...Mom, I want mom woo..."
"Yes, Dad, Mr. Xiaobai... are you saying... have you become a father?"
The idiot looked at the little Ajiu who was crying in his palm, holding his fingers and cried constantly. After thinking about it, he nodded.
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Xingli's mouth twitched a little, and an expression appeared on her face that she didn't know what to say. But without waiting for the idiot to speak, Kuilin next to her rushed over first, grabbed the idiot's collar, and said loudly -
"Little idiot? You...you, you, you mean... you not only have a wife, but also a child? But you...but in this situation, you actually confessed to me?"
The idiot put Ajiu in his palm into the fish tank, letting her and her eight sisters get along. Then, he tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "No, to be precise... I am not married, nor have a wife. I... just helped someone else and helped a woman solve her physiological problems..."
"You're a scumbag"
Kuilin is now crying without tears. You know, since the idiot returned from the Crystal Ice Republic, she is now happy every day like a god confessing to herself because of an idiot. Is this kid who confessed to herself regardless of the huge age difference between teacher-student love, and I have anything more to the ghost queen than this?
But now...
The boy who confessed to him suddenly told himself that he had a child and... it was nine gods at a time. What is this world?
"You Hun Ball deceives women's feelings"
Quilin raised an ice skate and put it directly on the idiot's neck, and shouted: "Originally, I don't believe you, but I'm really scumbag, you are eating the bowl and thinking about the eggs in the pot and saying who is the other person? Are you younger and more beautiful than me? I know, you must look down on me, a thirty-year-old woman, and like younger girls, don't you?"
After thinking for a moment, the idiot said, "Ah... no. She is older than you. Calculate... it should be fifty."
At this moment, not only Kuilin was stunned, but even Xingli and other girls in the store were stunned. Each of them looked at the idiots, and some girls even started to sing, and their eyes became more and more strange. However, the idea of "very dangerous" has already occupied every corner of the girls' minds.
While everyone was stunned, Xiaobiao had already changed into her work clothes and walked out with the box of clothes. She glanced at the idiot, then put the boxes down and waved her hand.
"Little Bread tells me, is your dead dad true?"
Faced with Quinin's questioning, Xiaobiao just raised the sign at will -
"Baoba's scumbag behavior has nothing to do with me, I have no trouble with male and female relationships."
The idiot was stunned when he saw this sign. Then, he held the fish tank in his arms, squatted in front of the bread, and said, "Little girl, what do you mean."
Bread glared at the idiot, snorted, turned his head away-
"It's not interesting, just keep going to the world and drink, keep cheating girls, it's okay, bread doesn't mind"
"Mom~~Woooo...Mom"
Amid the soft screams in the fish tank, the idiot looked at Xiaobian's back and didn't know what was wrong with this girl for a moment. After thinking about it, he raised his hand and wanted to stroke the little girl's head. But Xiaobian immediately turned around and slipped away from the side.
"(Speak softly) That... Master, maybe the little master is a little rebellious now, right? Look, after all, the little master is already so old..."
Rebellious psychology...is it?
The idiot looked at the bread, and after thinking for a moment, he could only sigh. He shook his head and stopped caring about the bread. Instead, he looked at his fish tank and stared at the nine little mermaids inside with his extremely cold face.
Amid the screams of the little fish, the idiot walked back with the fish tank. When Xiaobiao saw that the idiot really stopped caring about her, the corners of her mouth slowly bulged. She also snorted simply and went to work on her own.
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Rear warehouse.
The idiot placed the fish tank on the table beside it and began to clean up the inventory and goods.
Over there, the nine little mermaids in the fish tank kept covering each other's hands, gathered together, and hid behind the rockery in the fish tank. The fin-like ears of each small fish were slightly swaying. Looking at the idiot, it seemed very scared.
However, such a stalemate will eventually reach a limit. These little guys have always been by my side, and every day they open their eyes, their mothers are the first to see. But now, from morning to noon, they have never seen the gentle face again for several hours. Instead, they have a scary face. These little fish can't continue to endure it, and they whimper and start to cry loudly.
The idiot put down the notes in his hand, turned his head, and looked at the fish tank. After thinking for a while, he finally came over and sat down next to the fish tank.
It was strange that as soon as he sat down, the little mermaids stopped crying. But it was obvious that they did not cry hard not because they were sensible, but because they were so scared that they ran back to the rockery again and looked at the idiots through the gaps.
Human Boy, congratulations~~~ I became the father of nine daughters in an instant. This is a huge joy.
Dark Expo will never miss any chance to sarcastically sarcasticize the idiot. It squinted its eyes and laughed.
The idiot covered the sword's eyes with his sleeve, turned his head to the fish tank, and looked at the little guys from above. The little fish also raised their heads, looked at the idiot, and continued to tremble.
“…………………………………………I seem to be your father.”
The idiot breathed and said--
"Direction, let me take care of you. So, I will take care of you. But if you continue to cry like this, I will not continue to indulge you."
These little mermaids gradually became even more scared when they listened to the idiot's words. Two of them even closed their eyes, curled up, and hid under the bodies of other mermaids. Seeing the idiot's face seemed to see a ferocious spirit.
"Mom...Mom..."
One of the little mermaids was bold and spoke. Well... According to her fish tail, the crimson tail is... Ah, boss, Ah.
"Ayi, your mother will be back soon. Before that, you quarrel, it makes no sense."
The little mermaid named Ayi was stunned when she heard the idiot call out her name. But the other little mermaid next to her with a light yellow fish tail pulled her hair and signaled her to lower her head.
"(Elf Word) If you will be eaten by monsters, don't look up, it's very dangerous."
"Asan, don't think that speaking elf language, I don't know what you are talking about."
"Wow"
Asan, with a pale yellow tail, covered his head, immediately let go of his elder sister's hand, and directly penetrated into the seaweed. However, the idiot's words came to the surface with a little hesitation and said, "You... know... we... all?"
The pronunciation is very awkward. Sure enough, the deviant child still lacks a little coherence when speaking human language.
"Yeah. I know you."
The idiot nodded, then pointed at all the little mermaids in the fish tank with his fingers, and said -
"The scales are slightly white, and it is Lao 2. The short-haired one is Lao 4. There is a small piece of A Wu, the sky blue one, the fish tail is A Qi, the brown one, and the slightly rose one is A Ba. The fish tail is purple, and it is Xiao A Jiu."
The idiot told the characteristics and names of the little mermaids every day without hesitation. For children, if you can remember them at first sight, then they will definitely be happy for a long time.
As the idiots began to speak, these little mermaids gradually swam onto the water. They slowly emerged and held hands with each other. They were a little scared, but they also looked at the idiot's cold face with some adventure spirit.
"What is rose? What is rose?"
The lively little Aba's mind was full of questions. She lay on the edge of the fish tank and began to ask the idiot.
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"huā? What is, huā? Is it delicious?"
These little mermaids probably didn't understand anything. As the idiots began to answer, these little girls began to say one by one. As more and more conversations, these little mermaids' fear of idiots gradually decreased, and some little guys were even more happy to flip in the fish tank.
"Nah, do you have a tail?"
“………I don’t have a tail.”
"Why, no, tail? Cut off?"
"I was born without that thing."
"Why? Because it's not good-looking? Or it's not easy to use? So, mom, have you cut off your little thing?"
Chapter completed!