Magic potion

"Although Uncle Zelens is so dirty that he likes to have sex with men. But now he is pregnant after all. What should we do next?"

Idiot is also thinking about this question. No matter what, it is true that Zelens is a fugitive. Although this fugitive is because of himself and Xiaobread, the idiot does not intend to take any responsibility for his own scapegoat. The only trouble is that he is pregnant. Should he be looking for his child's father for him?

Difficult problems, unsolvable problems, troublesome problems.

In fact, these questions can be thrown aside and ignored them. But it is not easy for the idiot to say it directly in front of the bread. Think about it, it is better to wait until Zelens is in good health and then bombard the pregnant husband directly out of the house.

Slap, flap--

At this time, a knock sound came from outside the door. Judging from the severity and politeness of the sound, it should not be Mili or Tolan. Idiots have heard of this knock sound many times, so they immediately walked to the door and opened the door.

"Huh~~~ I'm so tired, so tired."

The red-haired An walked in without saying a word.

"Ah, Xiaobai, it's so good that you are here. I'm also worried that I will be rejected. What's wrong with Xiaobread?"

The idiot turned around, looked at the little girl who was lying on the bed and replied casually: "I caught a cold."

"That's it~~~" An walked forward, tested the temperature of the forehead of the bag with his hands, and said with some concern, "Little girl, take good care of her illness. Don't move around before she gets cured. Take medicine, do you know?"

The bread pulled the quilt to her mouth. She was sick and unable to show her cunning, and her brain was burned to the point of being confused. She could not move her ideas, so she could only nod her head pitifully.

After giving advice to the small bread, An turned around. Because of her straightforward personality, the young lady was not vague and said directly: "Xiaobai went to the Flower Viewing Festival with me the day after tomorrow, how about it?"

The idiot was stunned for a moment and did not answer directly.

"What? Do you have a reservation? Oh hehe, have you made an appointment with a girl in advance to go on a date?"

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The cheerful smile on the dark face gradually disappeared after the idiot's question. She smiled bitterly and simply sat down in the seat. The little squirrel above her head jumped down, lay on the table and yawned very comfortably, covered her body with her tail, and took a nap.

"Actually, it's nothing... it's just that the experiment failed. I was in a bad mood and wanted to find someone to go out for a walk."

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"Ha, don't you ask me what kind of experiment it is?"

“…………What kind of experiment.”

Yan looked around and suddenly lowered his voice and said, "Don't be surprised after I say it, and don't say it out. I trust you so much because we are friends, but if you say it out, I may be tied to a stolen rack."

Things suddenly became serious. The idiot immediately stretched out his hand and covered An's mouth. Then, he immediately lurked in front of the door and window, carefully observed the situation outside. Then he returned to An.

"You can say it."

"Well, I'm just saying that, there's no need to be that nervous, right?"

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"Okay, be careful to sail the ship for thousands of years. I believe you. Then, I will say it~~~~"

The idiot looked at the little girl who was sneezing over there and nodded.

"Actually, this little squirrel knows a lot of strange things. Especially when it comes to medicine, she seems to know a lot~~~~"

The idiot glanced at the squirrel on the table. Indeed, the potion recipe she knew was extremely rich. Not to mention anything else, just talking about the terrible demonic fruit was enough to make many mortals go crazy.

"Last time when I chatted with her, I said that the Bucks have fought for years and have died, and the troops are seriously insufficient. At this time, she told me that there is a way to quickly create endless soldiers and reduce the burden on the country and people."

"Do you remember the medicine I gave you a week ago? That's the sample. The first drop of blood dripped in the culture medium will become the basis and make the culture medium change. Then, just drink this culture medium for women."

"The fluid entering the human body will take the human body as the host and go to the child for rapid development. In less than five weeks, the other party will give birth and give birth to a replica based on the original owner of the blood."

"The replica has no thoughts and cannot think, but its strength is proportional to the strength of the person dripping into the blood. After about a year of growth, the replica can grow to twenty years old, and then the growth will be frozen."

"Since the replicas have no ideas, they will be the best soldiers. In addition, the creation speed is very fast and well controlled, it is almost equivalent to having an infinite military base. For a situation where the military strength of our country is not very sufficient, it can be said that it solves the urgent problem."

Hearing this, the idiot suddenly realized something. He turned his head and glanced at Zelens, who was unconscious on the bed. After thinking about it, he suddenly said--

"Feed to women...what will happen if a man accidentally ate it."

"male?"

An obviously didn't expect that the idiot would ask this. She quickly pushed the little squirrel on the table and said, "Hey, what would happen if it was a man who accidentally ate it?"

In response, the squirrel yawned, waved his tail, moved the microphone on his head a little, and said -

"How do I know~~~"

"Ah? You don't know? But... isn't this the production method you told me?"

The squirrel shook his tail, raised his chest with some pride, and said, "Of course I told you about knowledge. But I want to declare that it is not me who really mastered potions, but my sister. I just learned some fur from my sister. This time, this potion was told by my sister when she was free, so how could I know the specific things?"

At this moment, An was a little panicked. She quickly picked up the little squirrel and said, "If this is the case... you don't know what to do? If it's really a man who is pregnant, do you don't know what will happen?"

"Well..." the little squirrel tilted his head and said, "In fact, the human body is just a container for those replica babies made of magic potions. Theoretically, both men and women can be used as containers. The reason why women are allowed is because women have natural functions in this aspect and are more easily accepted by the world. Can you imagine a scene in an obstetrics and gynecology hospital where a lot of men show happy smiles to each other, holding big belly, while their wives are waiting in front of the hospital bed to encourage them to cheer up?"

An raised her head and imagined it for a moment. But after only less than a minute of thinking, her face twitched and she quickly waved the imagination in her mind.

"That's how it is. Both men and women can become containers. If women are, the copying will grow in the child*. If men are, I remember my sister said that they will absorb nutrients from the male's belly according to needs and transform them into a false child. After giving birth, they will have a caesarean section. As a result, there are only caesarean sections. So, although it is the same as the host, there are still some subtle differences."

At this time, the idiot came to the squirrel and said, "Answer my question. If you eat it by mistake, what are the ways to solve it?"

The squirrel raised his head and glanced at the corner of his eyes. However, she seemed not very attentive to the idiot's question. She laughed twice and said, "What do you want to know about this? You are not pregnant."

"Tell me. Otherwise, I will let An prepare some of this kind of thing, add my blood, and pour it into your mouth."

The squirrel was originally in a mood to watch the show. But suddenly, the idiot's words made her completely stunned. The squirrel finally looked at the idiot, and it was obvious that the serious and serious expressions that emerged from the painted black eyes.

"You...If you dare to make me pregnant, I will call my sister and ravage you a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times."

The idiot took another step without saying a word, with cold eyes: "You said, do I dare?"

"squeak"

Finally, the little squirrel slowly lowered his head while looking at each other. Gradually, black smoke began to emerge from her body, and she also began to swallow the black smoke in big mouthfuls. The idiot didn't disturb her and let her eat the black smoke. It was not until a long time later that the little squirrel finally breathed a sigh of relief and glared at the idiot fiercely.

"Hmph, it's very simple. It only takes a kiss to remove it."

"kiss?"

An seemed a little incredible about this answer. The potion he made after working hard for so long actually needed a simple kiss to solve it?

"This...isn't this ridiculous? A kiss?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Accompanied by the surprise, Xiaobread climbed up from the bed with difficulty and continued to shout like a stimulant.

The squirrel picked up his two little arms, walked around his tail, hugged it, leaned back against the fluffy tail, and said, "Of course it's a kiss. A kiss of true love. I don't know what the specific principle is. Anyway, my sister told me at that time that it only takes a kiss of true love to relieve the pregnancy in the body, replicate the body and liquidize it, turning it into sweat evaporated from human skin."
Chapter completed!