072, the conspiracy at the marriage meeting(1/2)
72, Conspiracy at the bride party
You are really looking for trouble. You feel that you are having a good time, right?
An Mie expressed his dissatisfaction and expressed his most direct and sincere suggestions about what the idiot is doing now.
So, what are you planning to do now? You can't kill two people while you have nothing to do, but instead go to be a matchmaker? You really disappoint me, and it's too embarrassing me.
The words of the Immortal are the same as before and cannot play any role. It also knows it, so it just hums and doesn't intend to interfere with anything. The idiot looks at the small bread next to it, then looks at Kuilin and Xingli in front of him, and after thinking about it, nods.
"Teacher, I will introduce you to your boyfriend. And it must be the most suitable boyfriend for you. Then, I will go."
Said goodbye to Kuilin, the idiot turned around and left the store, ready to go.
Prepare?
What to prepare?
What else can be prepared?
As soon as he left the store, the idiot immediately went to the stationery store and bought a lot of paper. After he carried the paper back to the tree house, he mobilized everyone in the house to write a marriage notice. Tolan and Mili were strange at first, but no matter how strange they were, they still helped.
Hundreds of wedding announcements have been written for a day and night. The idiot took these notices to the streets and guarded the intersection. Xiaobiao was responsible for watching the wind. As long as any young man passed by, the father and daughter would immediately walk up and stuff the notice to each other.
"Do you want to get married?"
The idiot stared at a civilian she was catching now with cold eyes. It was obvious that the other party was very scared of the idiot's eyes.
"Roonie replied that there is a lady in her family who is waiting for her name and needs to find a male partner. Are you interested? Tell you that you are likely to win the prize."
“Win the prize?”
Who is the lady in Rooney's family? Whose marriageable age man would not know about the Rooney's family? The idiot just showed a very interesting look in this way. He couldn't help but come up and asked again.
"What do you mean by winning the prize...?"
"It means that the Rooney's family will hold a bride recruitment meeting in the near future to recruit their ladies. Are you interested in participating? Maybe, you will win the prize and be taken aback by Miss Rooney's."
Well, the idiot is cheating. Compared to Xingli's charming look, Kuilin, who also has a beautiful face, is much less famous. Now, the man was immediately excited when he heard this. He cheered and held a poster, asked the idiot to register his personal information and left.
All day, while posting posters, the idiot posted these messages at various important intersections. For three consecutive days, the news that the Rooney family wanted to get married immediately spread throughout the streets and alleys where wind and sand were originally just a very ordinary bride-seeking meeting, but under the idiot's fantasy, it immediately became the top priority of wind and sand after the war.
"Have you heard that? Rooney replied that the family...is going to be kissed"
"I heard about it and I was invited to marry you? Then... Could it be..."
"It's possible, after all, she's already 23 years old, so she should be the age to get married."
"Hehe~~~23~~~~ But it seems that it's less than twenty... The Rooney's family's inheritance is really...hehe..."
"Hey, you're drooling."
"So, what should I do now?"
"What else can I do? Of course, I'm going to participate, so how can I let it go?"
"But...what if...what is really a man among us selected...?"
"Just kidding, why are you worried about such things? Ordinary people don't have time to be happy. If you worry, you don't have to go."
"No, no, no, I will go, I will definitely go"
October is the day to bear fruit. Compared with the Rooney family, the fruits they get this year are destined to be a lot and are also very excessive...
Finally, October 1st.
This day should have been the autumn harvest festival, but now it has some different meanings in secret. On this day, in the Northeast Lake Park, an extremely busy ceremony had already quietly begun. However, Xingli and Kuilin, the parties involved in this incident, were stunned after all this.
"On the past one, put it there, right. That's it."
In the open space in the park, a small stage was set up. Mili and Tolan were conducting on the spot, telling the workers where these things should be placed and how to deal with them. Thanks to Tolan's previous stage performance experience, there was no stranger to these stage arrangements, and they became shapes bit by bit.
"Mr. Xiaobai, this time I really cost you a lot. You actually spent so much money on my sister's bride."
Under Xingli's sigh, the idiot shook his head indifferently.
"Hehe, stupid~~~"
Bread ran over with a cry and raised the sign -
"When the boss of these workers who don't have any money for these things, they immediately agreed to sponsor us throughout the process when they heard that they were preparing for the bride ceremony for Rooney's family. So we don't need to spend any of us."
Xingli was surprised, but could only nod. She asked which boss was so generous to provide advice from sponsoring bread. She immediately went to the side of the boss who was assisting in the decoration and thanked him.
Quilin looked at the stage on site and seemed a little overwhelmed. To be honest, in the past, she had only had a few people on blind dates. But now, she actually made the scene so big? What should he do?
"Hey, idiot, what do you want? You won't... want me to sing and dance on this stage, right? I'll explain in advance that I'm not fully tuned and can't dance at all."
It's really hard to get this young lady out of marriage.
The idiot shook his head and was about to speak. But at this moment, a shout came from the other side of the passage. In a short while, a carriage from the Norrius family came slowly surrounded by more than a dozen soldiers and maids.
"Is it the lady of the Norrius family?"
"Why did she come?"
It was no one else who got out of the car, but An. With the help of the maid, she slowly got off the carriage. After seeing the scene here, she smiled slightly, walked up, and patted the idiot's shoulder directly.
"It's great, it's so exciting. It seems that it's not in vain. I support your equipment. Those are my proud works. Must make this show lively, right? Hahaha."
The idiot nodded and didn't say anything. An also knew the idiot's personality, so he walked to Xingli over there and greeted her. Xingli also asked about her body with concern, but An pulled out a long weapon wrapped in cloth strips from the carriage, carried it on her back, smiling without saying a word.
"Okay, little idiot, now tell me, what are you going to do?"
Quilin was really worried. To be honest, she would hold a bride meeting in the afternoon, but she didn't have any idea now. What should she do? What should she do? Before the idiot told herself, she might really mess up everything.
I am already thirty years old. If I still return in such a grand bride meeting now, I will be shameless in the wind and sand in the future.
Compared to Quinin's panic, the idiot seemed extremely calm. He stretched out his finger and made a calm gesture. Then, he looked around and said, "Teacher, actually, this time the matter is very simple. Do you have confidence in your beauty?"
"Ah..." Quilin opened her mouth wide, her eyes rolled for a moment, and said hesitantly, "I should say... I have confidence... right?"
"Teacher, don't worry, don't worry"
The idiot nodded, he pulled Quilin over and whispered--
"This time the plan is called pattern transfer and guilt fighting. If it goes well, there may be more than one, three or four, or even five or six men jealous for the teacher."
In an instant, Quinin's eyes lit up. Her little excited candle idiot's shoulder dragged him to the little forest next to her, looked outside, and then she said secretly: "I am worthy of being my chief disciple...what does that mean that fight?"
The idiot nodded and said, "First of all, you and Xingli will appear together in costume. But don't talk to both of you. I, as the host, will lead this bride recruitment meeting."
"When you are playing, I will arrange to make Xingli a little more conspicuous, so that people can think that this bride will be held for her."
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, isn't that right? I was just trying to persuade you to never let those people make mistakes."
"Teacher..." The idiot took a breath and exhaled deeply, "Although... this is hard to speak of. But I still have to say. Using the general method, teacher, you may not be able to find a man in your life..."
Bang.
An ice skate directly stabbed the idiot's stomach. Fortunately, the idiot was ready and quickly reached out to put it in. But the ghost queen was reluctant to give in: "What do you mean that I can't find a man? You said just now, my face is not bad, right? I have a figure is not bad, right? For a beauty like me who is common in the eyes of the world, you dare to say that I can't find a man? Okay, damn boy, remember for me, if the teacher can't find a good man at this bride meeting today, you will be responsible for my second half of my life happiness when you find me a good man and when I will leave, otherwise, you will be a cow and a horse for me in your life, have you heard it?"
Quilin's aura was so strong that the idiot couldn't help but lower his head and became timid. At this time, Xiaobiao ran in. Seeing this picture, she understood it for a little while and immediately raised the sign--
"Teacher, don't think too complicatedly, it's actually not that difficult."
"It's not that difficult? Why is it not that difficult? What the hell is going on?"
Only then did the idiot get the time to tell Quilin completely about his plan.
The specific situation of this plan is as follows. First, the first step is to make everyone think it is a venue for recruiting Xingli for brides. Of course, Xingli will be disgusted and find it difficult to understand during this process, but it doesn't matter. Just just pass by her. Anyway, there are so many people on the scene, so she can't just make this recruitment ruined.
Afterwards, as the host, the idiot will let those registered men come on stage in turn. During this process, Quinin can secretly observe and write down which one she likes, and then tell the idiot during the intermission. The idiot will announce the participation of the next two-player game based on this list.
By the same token, those who participate in the game think they are potential winners. Then, pretending to make them think that the person who plays the game with them is the Star Li they dream of. In fact... I'm sorry, at this time, Quinin took over and participated.
During the whole process, Quilin had to show herself exactly the same as Xingli. This is actually not difficult. After all, they are a family, and their beautiful face looks a bit similar. Just put on a little makeup and dress up, I believe no one will recognize them immediately in a short time.
Ah, of course, this is with Quillin not speaking.
After the event, the participants of those games will begin to be announced. Which of them are victorious and which are eliminated. The winner will receive the commendation from the host of Idiot, and then Xingli will appear to congratulate them on passing the qualifiers. However, when these people hope to be able to have a love affair with Xingli, Quilin needs to show a look abandoned by everyone. At this time, the idiot will be surprised to say, why did you choose Xingli? Isn’t the person who just completed the game very harmoniously with you? Since you are all very happy, why would you choose Xingli now?
That's it. I believe that a considerable number of men will regret the wrong judgment caused by their judgment in surprise. They will be frustrated and feel that they are really wrong. In this process, some men will think that they have been deceived and leave. But in contrast, some men will think that they have hurt a woman's heart, and will start to recall the various experiences in the game. After making up their minds, they will start to decide to try to date Quilin.
The above is all about this plan.
Quilene frowned while listening. After the idiot and Xiaobread told her all the plans, she gently bit her nails and said, "This... is so complicated. Why does it feel so similar to the plot in some musical dramas? It's full of...uh... dramatic?"
Quilin answered correctly, it was really full of drama. After all, ordinary methods could no longer make her favor with the opposite sex among normal people, right?
Quilin looked at the idiot and looked at the bread. She hesitated for a moment. But there was no way, she had no other way to deal with this matter, right? If she didn't do this, God knows how long it would take for her to really go up with the man.
"Okay... I... I will listen to you no matter what I accept, but I just remember it for the little idiot."
Quilin gritted her teeth, came up, pressed her face tightly in front of the idiot, and said with resentment: "I did it exactly as you do. If this doesn't work, it's not my responsibility, it's your responsibility. Since it's your responsibility, you must take on this mistake for me. Do you know?"
The idiot couldn't help swallowing and nodded quickly. Even the little bread was scared to hide behind the idiot, and nodded in fear. At this point, the ghost queen truly let go and let herself be at the mercy of the idiot.
After explaining the plan, the idiot immediately took Quilin to the dressing room behind the stage. After a moment, Tolan walked in. He looked at Quilin and then looked at the idiot. After the idiot nodded to him, he smiled and came behind Quilin and asked her to sit down in front of a makeup mirror.
"Teacher Rooney, now, I will put on some makeup on you. I hope you can cooperate with me simultaneously and tell me how different it is from the Xingli you remember."
"Ah... OK."
"Well, first of all, Miss Xingli has blonde hair, long and soft hair, very smooth. You are also blonde hair. It's OK, but your hair is too short."
To be continued...