Chapter 15 Reward you with two golds
At this time, whether to fight or not is a difficult problem.
If the battle is fought, Cao's army will be called in the rain, and there will be a conspiracy in the future. If one is not good, he will fall into the trap.
But if the lord is not in a fight and the lord is humiliated, it will be a general's fault.
Li Chen stood on the city without any anger at what Cao Ren said under the city, and even had a hint of wanting to laugh.
Bad, Cao Ren's acting skills are simply too bad. With this acting skills, you can't get an S card anywhere even if you are separated from Teacher Guo.
Perhaps the people of this era are too straightforward. Generally, after a war of quarrels under the city, the enemy will naturally leave the city to fight. But you must know that Li Chen is not a person of this era. Li Chen only wants to say about Cao Ren's ability to joke, that's it.
As for Cao Ren's current ability to make jokes is worse than Aunt Zhang downstairs in Li Chen's previous life.
"Go and move to the small table and make a pot of tea." Li Chen ordered to the soldiers behind him.
Not long after, the soldiers turned back. They put the small table and laid the cushion for Li Chen. Another soldier brought tea.
"Yuanlong, come and have a drink together." Li Chen sat down, pointed to the position beside him and said to Chen Deng.
"Dians Commander, what does this mean?" Li Siye, who had a hot temper, was a little puzzled.
Li Chen took a sip of tea and said with a smile: "Don't worry, isn't it easier to watch the city than to watch monkeys?"
Hearing Li Chen's words, a trace of light flashed in Chen Deng's eyes, and he thought to himself: "Happiness and anger are not visible or beautiful, and I, Chen Deng, have indeed found a master."
Not far from the city wall, Cao Anmin and Cao Pi stood side by side under the hut.
"Erlang, what does this Li Chen mean?" Cao Anmin asked Cao Pi next to him in confusion.
At this time, Cao Pi also frowned. He never expected that Li Chen was not angry, but instead drank tea with Chen Deng on the city wall.
Li Chen thought that the golden blind box rewarded when Mo Dao Bing broke the tiger and leopard cavalry last time had not been opened. He simply had nothing to do, so he might as well open it for a while.
[Open the golden blind box.]
Li Chen said in his mind with consciousness.
【Meteorological: Hail.】
[Hail: It can turn rainy weather into hail weather, with a diameter of 30cm. The hail range is one thousand meters in radius, and the hail drop point can be selected.]
"My grass, I just dozed off and sent a pillow." On the city wall, Li Chen's slightly closed eyes suddenly opened, thinking so in his heart.
The hailstone with a diameter of thirty, this is not hail, it is simply a meteorite from the sky. The system is really sleepy and sends a pillow. Now I can kill Cao's army without leaving the city.
"Li Chen..."
Under the city, Cao Ren was already soaked like a chicken, but he was still chattering and scolding.
On the city, Li Siye stared at Cao Ren under the city, hoping to eat his meat raw.
"Siye, are you angry?" Li Chen looked at Li Siye with a smile and asked.
"Dian Zheng, how can this guy be so arrogant and not angry?" Li Siye pointed at Cao Ren under the city and said angrily.
"Haha, Siye, you have to know that as long as you are not angry, he will be angry."
"Siye, let's see, I will make him angry too." Li Chen laughed.
"Dians Commander, do you want me to fight?" Li Siye said happily.
"Siye, you have to know that it does not have to rely on force to solve the problem."
"Today, I'll show you how easy it is to defeat someone." Li Chen said, and said to Chen Deng beside him: "Yuanlong, you have money on him."
"?" Chen Deng was stunned by Li Chen's imaginary words. After a moment, he nodded and said, "Take it."
After saying that, Chen Deng took out a few ingots of horseshoe gold from his arms and placed it on the table.
"Siye, come here." Li Chen called to Li Siye.
"In this way, you throw these two ingots of gold to the generals in the city. Tell him that I only have one gold to watch the dance with the brothel, and today I will have two gold to him." Li Chen said, putting the two ingots in the hands of Li Siye.
Li Siye: "???"
Guan Sheng: "????"
Zang Ba: "???"
In short, Li Siye and his friends were shocked.
Chen Deng also understood at this time that Li Chen did what he wanted gold. He just wanted to shout now that there was such an operation.
This is to compare Cao Ren with the prostitutes in brothels. You should know that people in this era are very concerned about their faces.
You should know that in the history of the previous life, Zhuge Liang's words could curse Wang Huang and vomit blood. Sima Yi was the only one who could tolerate ridicule without anger. However, you should know that Sima Yi was the first old silver coin in the Three Kingdoms.
Li Chen bet that Cao Ren is definitely not as good as Sima Yi wearing women's clothes and walking around the city wall for a few times.
Li Siye leaked out at the battlement and shouted to Cao Ren under the city: "Oh, that general Cao, please stop and talk."
Hearing Li Siye's words, Cao Ren quickly stopped at the city. He shouted in the heavy rain for half an hour, and Cao Ren looked a little embarrassed at this time.
"Ji, take this." Li Siye said, throwing the two horse hoof gold in his hand towards Cao Ren.
Looking at the horse hoof gold that was dripping in a arc in the air, Cao Ren was a little confused, but he subconsciously held it in his hand.
When Cao Ren held the horse's hoof gold in his hand, he was confused and was simply confused.
"This...what does this mean?" Cao Ren shouted at Li Siye on the city wall.
On the city wall, Li Siye said to Cao Ren below: "This is what my palace commander rewards you. My palace commander said that he only rewards one gold for watching dance with the brothel. Today, he will make an exception and reward you with two gold."
Li Chen is killing people and killing his heart. This is not only about comparing Cao Ren with the dancer in the brothel, but also about saying that you, Cao Ren, are more valuable than the dancer. The dancer in the brothel is only worth one gold, and you, Cao Ren, are worth two gold.
"boom......"
Under the city, Cao Ren, who was riding on a horse, suddenly shook his body, and felt his head "buzzing".
A great shame, a great shame.
Cao Ren felt that his nine-year military career had been greatly humiliated.
Dancer's one gold, two gold with you...
Dancer's one gold, two gold with you...
Dancer's one gold, two gold with you...
......
......
This sentence kept ringing in Cao Ren's mind like a spell. Cao Ren seemed to have thought that from now on, this sentence will be like a brand and will become a shame for his life.
"Puff."
Suddenly, Cao Ren's blood surged, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.
"Hahaha......"
"Happy, happy..."
Seeing Cao Ren vomiting blood, Li Siye on the city wall laughed loudly, and the depression in his heart was wiped out.
Looking at Cao Ren's appearance, Li Siye was much more enjoyable than continuing to fight him.
Sure enough, we don’t understand the happiness between people.
Cao Ren's face suddenly changed, from red to white, from white to green, from green to purple, and finally the purple still shines with black.
"Li Chen, how dare you insult me?"
Cao Ren was angry, and reached out to wipe the blood stasis on the corner of his mouth, and shot at Li Siye who had followed Qian.
This is true, the lord's behavior, and the general pays the bill.
However, Li Siye was still quick-witted and swung the knife in his hand and split the arrow into two pieces.
"Shoot the arrow."
How could Li Siye suffer a loss? With a wave of his hand, the arrows on the city wall poured down like heavy rain.
Chapter completed!