Chapter 261: Fool to your heart's content
Hu Ye didn't expect that he would have been hypnotized by Yin and Yangzi. If it weren't for the meditation talisman given to him by Monk Juehui, he would probably be in deep hypnosis now and would have revealed all his secrets to Yin and Yangzi, including that he was from the 21st century and came to Nanjing as Zhu Di's undercover agent.
Although Hu Ye revealed some information about him just now, it seems that Yin and Yangzi didn't care much, and by chance he was even more convinced that Hu Ye had been to the Heavenly Kingdom and asked more direct questions.
Hu Ye is now awake, but he has not opened his eyes and used his tricks. Isn’t Yin and Yangzi asking about the matter of the Heavenly Dynasty? Let’s make up a Heavenly Dynasty for him. With his current confidence, he will believe in any words that burst out from his mouth.
"The Heavenly Dynasty is a magical place, and I have been there." Hu Ye said with his eyes closed.
When Hu Ye said that the Celestial Empire really existed, Yin Yangzi's face suddenly showed ecstasy. As an old monster who had lived for ten years, the thing he feared the most was time.
If he cannot live forever, he will not have decades to live.
So there is a rumor in the world that there is a magical boy from the Heavenly Dynasty who can take his life to heaven, so he moved his immortal heart again.
He didn't believe it at first, but later he heard that this kid was the target of a huge reward order. And after half a year of being issued, no one could get close to that kid, he was moved.
So he decided to come and see if this kid really exists in the Celestial Empire.
Moreover, by avoiding the first attack of Mi Shenxiang and Hu Ye's attack of fire-breathing things, he was even more sure of the authenticity of the rumors.
Now, Hu Ye personally admitted that the Heavenly Kingdom does exist, otherwise this Yin and Yangzi, who dreamed of immortality, would be ecstatic and wished that they would hug Hu Ye and kiss each other now.
However, reason told him that he needed to be calm. Before Hu Ye got more information about the Celestial Empire from him, he had to take Hu Ye into his hands.
"Where is the Heavenly Dynasty? So how do you go? Has anyone else been there besides you?" Yin Yangzi suppressed his excitement and asked Hu Ye loudly.
"The Heavenly Dynasty is far away, but also very close. If you are a pious person, you will only reach the Heavenly Dynasty for a moment. But if you have distracting thoughts, you have to travel a hundred and eight thousand miles away before you can reach the entrance of the Heavenly Dynasty." Hu Ye said half-truely, although he really wanted to introduce Yin and Yangzi into the Jedi now so that he could get out of it.
However, if it is too easy to enter the Heavenly Kingdom, it is inevitable that this Yin and Yangzi will not be suspicious.
"It's very far, and very close?" Yin Yangzi murmured. This is definitely a place where immortality is eternal, unrest, no wonder he can sometimes sense the fairy spirit, but sometimes he can't.
Hu Ye naturally didn't know what he was doing, and Yin and Yangzi believed it.
"What is piety and distracting thoughts?" Yin Yangzi asked Hu Ye again.
"Practice means being pious in the Heavenly Dynasty. One yearning for the Heavenly Dynasty wholeheartedly, one must firmly support **, and one must firmly believe that the proletariat is the protagonist of society and will eventually defeat all enemies and build a perfect Heavenly Dynasty." Hu Ye spoke nonsense and brought out his junior high school arrangement and instilled it into Yin and Yangzi.
Yin and Yangzi don’t know what ** is and what proletariat is. They are completely blind people walking.
However, this also made him believe more that Hu Ye said that the place of the Celestial Empire should be something that no one can understand. If everyone can understand, wouldn’t everyone be able to enter the Celestial Empire and be able to live forever?
"How can we become pious? How can we abandon distracting thoughts in our hearts?" Yin Yangzi asked again.
"The heart is toward the heavenly dynasty for devotion, and the mind is to focus on without distractions." Hu Ye continued.
"My heart is towards the heavenly dynasty? Isn't distracted?" Yin Yangzi murmured to himself, thinking that this is too general, right? How to have the heart to the Dharma? How to have the heart to the mind?
"Yes, just these two methods. But although it sounds very simple, not everyone can do it. Since I learned that, I have only seen three people able to do this and enter the Heavenly Kingdom." Hu Ye continued to fool Yin and Yangzi desperately.
"Three people? Who are three?" Yin and Yangzi was shocked. Such a general requirement was just like taking an elixir for immortality. They all knew how to do it, but they just couldn't find the elixir for immortality.
Now I learned from Hu Ye that there are three people in the world who can do this. How can Yin and Yangzi be surprised? In other words, there are three people smarter than him in this world. How can this be done?
"One is me, the other is my master."
"What about one more?" Yin Yangzi asked curiously.
"There is another ubiquitous person, but I don't know where he is." Hu Ye said humbly.
In fact, he was talking about Xiaoqiang, but Xiaoqiang had also been to the Heavenly Kingdom, so he might be angry to death.
In fact, it’s okay if I’m so angry that I’m so afraid that this guy will not die, and then I will go crazy and force myself to bury him. It’s only been a year since we came to the Ming Dynasty, and there are still plenty of time to enjoy it. Even the peanuts I just got have not been planted yet, so how can I bury Yin and Yangzi?
Yin and Yangzi are like this now. The more mysterious Hu Ye said, the more he believed it.
It is everywhere and I don’t know where it is. How magical it is, and only those who have been to the Heavenly Kingdom can do it.
"What did you see when you went to the Heavenly Dynasty? Can you really live forever?" Yin Yangzi continued to ask.
"I saw so many things." Hu Ye showed a look of yearning on his face, and then he described it to Yin and Yangzi.
"There is something there that can make people fly up and will not fall off after flying in the sky for several days or nights. They called that thing an airplane." Hu Ye said.
"It's what you asked those students to create in the academy?" Yin Yangzi asked suddenly. He also heard that Hu Ye's Qingtian Academy had a study class. He heard that the main task this year was to create something that could make people fly.
Now that Hu Ye said this, Yin and Yangzi naturally believe it without doubt, and only things from the Celestial Empire can make people fly.
"No, what I want to build is just a simple paragliding, just to stay in the air for a little longer, and it will not make people park in the air forever." Hu Ye replied very seriously. He did not make a mistake this time, and he really couldn't build a plane now.
Not only does the conditions allow, but his understanding of aircraft is also very limited. If he really wants to build it, he also has to cultivate more talents in this field. Three cobblers can still beat Zhuge Liang, not to mention that he is much more skilled than cobblers.
"That's true. If you can create something from the Heavenly Dynasty with a few glances, you won't have to call it the Heavenly Dynasty." Yin Yangzi said loudly.
Hu Ye's face was thrust. This old guy is really a shame. If we hadn't studied hard when we were in college, what would be difficult to build a plane?
However, in order not to let Yin and Yangzi see the flaws, Hu Ye tried hard to calm down.
"What else is magical?"
"There are many magic medicines there that can cure all diseases. As long as the person is not dead, they can be saved. Even if the bones are broken and the hands and feet are broken, they can be taken back." Hu Ye said loudly. It was time to give Yin and Yangzi some sweetness, otherwise he would always lose his appetite and be afraid that he would not take the bait.
Sure enough, when he heard the magic pill, Yin and Yangzi could no longer stop, which was something he wanted in his dreams. It would have been great if there was an elixir of immortality in those pills.
"Did you also learn the ability to borrow your life from heaven? Have you brought some elixirs from there?" Yin Yangzi asked with a trembling voice, just if Hu Ye brought the elixir of immortality.
"I just learned the basics, and I haven't learned the real skills yet. As for the elixir, I haven't brought a single one." Hu Ye said with a hint of regret, sounding very regretful that he didn't bring the elixir.
"It's a pity, it's a pity that I've entered the Celestial Empire but I don't have anything to bring, it's wasted." Yin Yangzi beat his chest and stamped his feet, wishing he could strangle Hu Ye, a prodigal son, to death now. Such a good opportunity to enter the Celestial Empire, did not bring some magic medicine.
"By the way, you just said that a devout person enters the Celestial Empire, which is close to you, and can enter in the blink of an eye. Otherwise, you would have to travel 108,000 miles. Is it said that the entrance to the Celestial Empire is 108,000 miles away from the Ming Dynasty?" Yin Yangzi asked suddenly, because he knew that he could not understand what Hu Ye said. The proletariat was not considered a devout person.
You can't be focused on the heavens and focus on the mind.
So if you want to enter the Heavenly Kingdom, you can only use stupid methods.
"Yes, it's true. The existence of the Celestial Empire was to educate the people, but the people were too polite and could not be loyal to the Celestial Empire at all. Therefore, through this method, the method of Xuanzang of Tang, the path of the Tang Dynasty, went through 108,000 miles, and after all the hardships, the person who finally arrived had already had a pious heart towards the Celestial Empire, and would naturally be close at that time." Hu Ye fooled himself with all his heart, and suddenly felt that he was so talented. To put it, he could not believe it.
Sure enough, after hearing Hu Ye say this, Yin Yangzi nodded quickly. He also heard about Tang Xuanzang. Of course, he had never heard of the version of Tang Xuanzang in Journey to the West that Hu Ye brought to the Ming Dynasty, otherwise he would be even more convinced by Hu Ye.
“So how to go on this road?”
"As far as I know, no one has been able to reach the entrance of the Celestial Empire through this method," Hu Ye said.
Hu Ye knew that people like Yin and Yangzi must be excited, just like at the beginning. If he didn't do these preludes and said that he would go 100,800 miles into the Heavenly Kingdom, this old guy would definitely not believe it.
If you talk directly about how to go on this road now, this old guy may not follow the route he said. If you can't reach the desperate situation, it will be troublesome to turn it back and settle the score with yourself.
Chapter completed!