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When Concubine Wei Xian led Concubine Qiao and Zhao Qiaoyun over, Han Qing was telling a joke to his concubines: "In the Five Dynasties, the disciples of King Feng Ying talked about the first chapter of the "Tao Te Ching", there was 'Tao to tell, and the Tao is extraordinary'. When the disciples saw the word "Tao" was named, they said: 'I dare not say, but I dare not say, and I dare not say it very much.'"

This is just a joke from the Song Dynasty that Han Qing accidentally saw in a miscellaneous book.

In fact, Han Qing didn't find it very funny.

Unexpectedly, after Han Qing finished speaking, many concubines covered their mouths and laughed constantly.

Even Zhao Qiaoyun couldn't help laughing!

Zhao Qiaoyun's look of wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh made Han Qing even more and more feel that this young woman is good.

Taking it to the table, Concubine Wei Xian found two seats for Concubine Qiao and Zhao Qiaoyun and asked them to sit down.

Seeing this, Zhao Qiaoyun was a little hesitant!

Concubine Wei Xian lowered her voice and said, "In the inner house, the king Xu concubine is not particular about the details, so the princess only needs to respect the king in her heart, and does not have to be too restrained."

After hearing the words, Concubine Qiao signaled Zhao Qiaoyun to sit down quickly.

Zhao Qiaoyun no longer hesitated and sat down.

Yizhangqing grabbed Han Qing's arm and said, "Master, let's tell us another joke."

Han Qing was very relaxed at the moment, so he didn't mind telling a few jokes to his women so that they could have fun too.

But Han Qing couldn't let his concubines listen to jokes for nothing, especially Yizhangqing listened to jokes for nothing.

So, Han Qing turned his head and said to Yizhangqing: "It's necessary to let me tell another joke, but the leader of the horse wants to kiss me."

Although after becoming Han Qing's personal guard leader, she often saw unsightly scenes, and Yizhangqing knew in her heart that she would be Han Qing's person sooner or later, Yizhangqing was still a yellow girl. She really didn't dare to let her kiss Han Qing in public.

Even after Han Qing finished speaking, Yizhang's face turned red, no longer as free and easy as she was when she was joking with her comrades.

When the inner historian Cao Miaowan saw it, he smiled and said, "What is the horse leader afraid of? The king will not eat you, he will only care for you."

The inner-speaking Bu Nu Meng also exclaimed Yizhangqing: "It is said that the horse leader leads a heroine, why don't you even dare to do this? Look at me, I have never been lucky enough to be visited by the king."

After saying that, Bu Numeng approached Han Qing and then kissed Han Qing shyly on the face.

After kissing, Bu Numeng wanted to leave.

Unexpectedly, Han Qing carried Bu Numeng into his arms and let Bu Numeng sit on his lap.

Bu Nu Meng was very happy!

But Bu Nu Meng did not forget the serious matter. She hugged Han Qing's neck and said to Yizhangqing: "How? Is the leader of the horse not even as good as me?"

Wei Maoer, who was only twelve years old, said, "I'm not afraid either."

After saying that, Wei Maoer also sniffed Han Qing on his face.

Yizhangqing couldn't stand it this time, so she said, "If you kiss me, what's there to be afraid of?"

After saying that, Yizhangqing, who was already sitting on Han Qing's left, kissed Han Qing's face.

However, Yizhangqing was righteous and straightforward enough, but when he really kissed him, Yizhangqing closed his eyes tightly.

Seeing this, Han Qing turned his face and kissed Yizhangqing directly.

Yizhangqing felt something was wrong. When he opened his eyes, he was immediately embarrassed and said, "Master~"

The girls were laughing!

Yizhangqing was laughed so hard that she was blushed and at a loss!

Seeing that Yizhangqing was a little overwhelmed, the inner-speaking Jinshi helped to reverse the topic and said, "King, leader Ma has kissed him. What's your joke?"

Han Qing hugged Yizhangqing in his arms and said, "I have never kept my word yet, let me speak."

After being hugged by Han Qing, Yizhangqing finally had a place to hide, so he quickly buried his head between Han Qing and Bu Numeng.

At this moment, Han Qing said, "There are people in Hui who started a ceremony but did not recognize goods. One person used a single-skin drum and drank, "The side of a skin gong is five cents of silver." Some people used a sheng, saying, "A bamboo wine pot is three cents of silver." Some people used a flute, saying, "A silk fire tube is one cent of silver." Later, someone held a handkerchief, drinking, saying, "A tiger, raven, a spotted Han scarf, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven, raven,

When the girls heard this, they all laughed so hard that they leaned back and forth. Even Yizhangqing, who was hiding in Han Qing's arms, couldn't stop smiling.

Everyone laughed for a while, and the Nei Shi Yu Wanyao said to Yan Zhengu: "Captain Yan kisses the king again and asks the king to tell me another story, how about it?"

Unexpectedly, unlike Yizhangqing, Yan Zhengu, who is usually cold and serious, listened to the words and kissed Han Qing on the face.

The girls were surprised by Yan Zhengu's simplicity, but Han Qing told Yu Wanji that the key point was: "You have made a mistake. I was in front of the imperial court the day before yesterday, and I had already opened a treasure for Leader Yan. How could she be afraid of your agitation?"

The girls suddenly realized, but some people still admired: "I don't want to see the king's favor before he came to the horse leader with a refreshing personality, but first came to the cold-hearted leader Yan!"

Yan Zhengu said to Han Qing: "I've been kissed, the king should tell you another one."

Seeing that Yan Zhengu had a very strong sense of "If you don't tell me, you will be more than one or the other", Han Qing shook his head helplessly and said, "A woman is walking forward and her skirt is clamped inside the buttocks, a man pulls it from behind. The woman saw it and suspected that she was teasing her, so she was furious. The man bowed and said, "Madam, please calm down. When I still stuff it with you, how about you clamp it?"

While telling this joke, Han Qing also demonstrated the serious Yan Zhengu.

After hearing Han Qing's joke, when he saw the aloof Yan Zhengu's embarrassment, all the girls were trembling.

Seeing Han Qing and a group of concubines and female guards so happy, Concubine Qiao and Zhao Qiaoyun were both surprised and yearning for her in the corner.

Han Qing and the girls ate and talked and laughed for a while, but Concubine Qiao and Zhao Qiaoyun could not find any opportunity to attract Han Qing's attention.

Seeing this, Concubine Qiao said in Zhao Qiaoyun's ear: "You dropped your stuff and then crawled over from the bottom of the table..."

After hearing this, Zhao Qiaoyun was stunned!

Zhao Qiaoyun felt that Concubine Qiao’s method was too exaggerated. There were so many people around her, how could she do such a thing in public? Furthermore, what if Han Qing angered?

Seeing Zhao Qiaoyun's face was so thin, Concubine Qiao felt a little sorry for being weak, and she was even more worried that Zhao Qiaoyun would not have the next chance after she missed the opportunity she finally won for Zhao Qiaoyun!

He urged Zhao Qiaoyun for a while, but saw that Zhao Qiaoyun not only refused to go, but even pretended not to hear her talking.

"Why did I give birth to such a stupid girl!"

Concubine Qiao gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, if you don't go, I'll go!"

After saying that, Concubine Qiao deliberately touched her chopsticks, and then squatted down to pick up the chopsticks.

But after the person squatted down, Concubine Qiao did not pick up the chopsticks, but flashed under the table and crawled towards Han Qing...

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